Hi, I'm an asshole.

I'm just your friendly mental patient living in the Abbasid caliphate who thinks his life still has hope.

I'm incredibly lazy so don't expect a story I write to be done in a few weeks, have patience and you will have it by the next 6 years.

Here's a disclaimer on how I write stories:

1) I don't like OCs, they are cringe. (Actually, that's not very true I just don't wanna take unnecessary risks)

2) I don't do ships, they too are cringe. (Again not completely true, same reason as before)

3) I will write fanfictions because coming up with something original is too hard.

4) I will write Mature stories when I feel like it, so don't get upset.

5) I write stories that are way too descriptive and if you don't like it, piss off.

6) I hate doing things so I may be on a hiatus for 10 years if time may call for it.

So, with that out of the way let me introduce you to what I may write about.

1) Batman (because he's batman)

2) Assassin's creed

3) whatever else comes to my shit mind

So, let me waste your time further by giving you folks useless facts about me,

1) I'm an uncle

2) I forget my birthday

3) I don't give a fuck about accuracy

So, sit tight and enjoy my crappy stories, Salam. (Yes, I am a Muslim)