Kage no Nikko
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Joined 01-25-08, id: 1484466, Profile Updated: 08-06-08
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Hi! I'm Kage no Nikko! I think I shouldn't have such a bloody sunny disposition at times, but what can I do? Anyway, I’m sure you’re at my profile page just to see what other random stuff I wrote, so I’ll keep this short.

Nationality: Malaysian...Chinese Malaysian, but with American and Japanese outlooks on life.

Birthdate: 23rd April

Hobbies: Music, sleeping, writing fanfics, annoying the hell out of people (Yes, I like doing that. It's so fun to see their expressions!) and reading.

Hate: Bloody annoying teachers, annoying authors who don't use punctuation and all that grammar properly, 'kiasu' people (people who are scared of losing) and...well, people who live to fall in love. Like my friend. She says she gets lost on the tree of love and fucking asks me to help her find her 'significant other'. That's just plain stupid.

Did You Know? I am bilingual. I speak three languages. English, Chinese and Malay or Indonesian, if you will. Hah, the gift of living in Malaysia, Truly Asia. I get no commission from this advertisement. Besides those three, I also speak two dialects, one is Hokkien and also Cantonese.

I also play four instruments. I belong in a band and also an orchestra. I play the piano (Grade 5), 'cello (ungraded), trumpet (Somewhere at Grade 2) and also the recorder. I can play some notes on the flute too...I think...

Meh, if you're a music nerd/yaoi fangirl/crazy authoress (either) like me, give me a shout out, ne?

Relatively Random Jokes

A college student was sitting in a philosophy class. His professor was debating the existence of God. He offered the following logic:

“Has anyone in this class heard God?”

No one responded.

“Has anyone in this class touched God?”

Again, no one answered.

“Has anyone in this class seen God?”

When no one replied, he simply stated, “Then there is no God.”

The student disagreed with this announcement and asked for permission to speak. The professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked his classmates the following:

“Has anyone here heard our professor’s brain?”

Silence.

“Has anyone here touched our professor’s brain?”

Not a sound.

“Has anyone in this class seen our professor’s brain?”

When no one in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, “Then, according to our professor’s logic, it must be true that our professor does not have a brain!”

The student received an A in the class.

Fun Things To Do In An Exam That Doesn’t Matter

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (Or at least pretend to) until the last fifteen minutes. Wake up, say, “Oh no, I’d better get started!” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, then run out screaming, “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!”

3. If it’s a math test, answer in essay form.

4. If it’s an essay test, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative.

5. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s nose.

6. Talk throughout the exam. Read questions aloud. Debate your answers with yourself out loud.

7. Bring cheerleaders.

8. Walk in, get the exam, and sit down. About three minutes into it, look it and say, “I don’t understand any of this. I’ve been to every class! What’s the deal? And who are you? Where’s the regular guy?”

9. Bring a Game Boy (anything that a game can be played on). Play it with the volume at max level.

10. Bring pets.

11. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip your exam into very small pieces, throw them into the air, and yell out, “Merry Christmas!” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

12. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

13. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, and a towel on your head.

14. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up. For math and science exams, try using Roman numerals.

15. As soon as the instructor hands you your exam, eat it.

16. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, and continue your exam.

17. Turn in the exam approximately fifteen minutes into it. As you walk out, comment on how easy it was. (I do that on my English ones)

18. Come in wearing a full knight’s outfit, complete with sword and shield.

19. During the exam, take apart everything around you-desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

20. Bring a musical instrument with you and play the most annoying tunes you can think about. If you are asked to stop, explain, “It helps me think.” Bring a copy of the student handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals.


I hope you enjoyed that. Normally, I read a lot of Naruto and Harry Potter fics. I’ve been reading for…three years, I think. Two years was under another account, and my story intake peaked at towards the end of December, after my granddad passed away.

Anyway, I read NaruSasu, NejiNaru, GaaraNaru, ShikaNaru, KibaNaru, KakaIru, ItaSasu, ItaShisui, SasuNeji, DeiSaso, KyuuIta, KyuuSasu, and GaaraNeji. All can be read both ways, in my opinion, except for ItaSasu. It would seem rather weird, anyway. I read Drarry and SiriRemus. I also read Aragorn/Legolas from LOTR, YuuRam and GuntherGwendal, but that’s already in Kyou Kara Maou, isn’t it? Heh. That’s it, I guess. Ja ne!

P.S. Those other Malaysians and Singaporeans...give me a shout out! Jika tidak...saya akan bunuh kau! laughs like a pontianak

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Right Here by SpoonyChan reviews
Sora, a freshman in high school, is forced to move from his home in Destiny Islands to a place near Twilight Town, where he meets Riku, a boy who changes his life for the better...The only trouble is, will their school of such strict ties allow it?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,426 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Wake up, Harry by whippasnappa reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort, but was hit with a dark curse from Lucius and slips into a coma. Draco is a Veela and Harry is his mate. Draco won't let Harry die. Draco can't let Harry die, no matter what it takes. HarryxDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sweet Fantasy by AloneTogether reviews
Detention isn't as bad as it seems, espsecially when your rival/crush comes to pay a visit. Sasunaru Lemon yaoi one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Just Happened? by iluvEdo reviews
Naruto and Sasuke were friends for some time, now they're boyfriends. But somehow, people keep getting in the way of their relationship. Can they work past this...?Or should they just call it quits. Epilogue is up! .:COMPLETE:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,432 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dare To Hope by StarkBlack reviews
NaruSasNaru The Akatsuki are dead, and now Sasuke awaits his punishment for going rogue. Warnings: language, boyxboylove.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Key To A Heart by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
Best friends finally reunited. Late night thoughts and nights on the beach. Feelings come to the surface, but what can you do about them? Lemon in later chapters. RxS, mention of AxR
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,344 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Dream A Little Dream Of Me by faorism reviews
Soku. Exhaustion edging up on the both of us, Riku placed his hand on my hip in a slightly possessive manner and I couldn't help but ask myself before falling asleep, 'What did I just do...'
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,360 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Wholly Addicted To You by FruchiSeka reviews
When Sora finds a new neighbour moving in next door: neither does he expect to find a hole in his bathroom wall the next morning nor an odd attraction to who he sees through it. Will love blossom or will it be sealed like the hole in the wall? RxS AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,079 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Walk Through a Photo Album by Golden Blackbird reviews
AU, One-Shot. A look at Potter's photo album, if things hadn't gone balls-up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Please, don't leave by shotted reviews
KakaIru angst Every night, I gave you what you asked for without question.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Classroom Shuffle by Lover of Brownies reviews
Kakashi's been checking out a certain ninja for a while now and he's finally going for the kill. But Iruka dosen't seem to mind. And they've got an audience! KakaIru. SasuNarua bit. Happy birthday Hatake!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Dreams by nayru-kleinefee reviews
[IruKaka] It’s Kakashi’s birthday and nobody except a dream knows.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Fairytale Kiss by shi-chan reviews
Kakashi has a plan to convince Iruka to be his and is being honest about it. It's just too bad that his plan was as silly as a two year old playing cupid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Mating Season by IceCreamXD reviews
It's mating season for Naruto, and who does he go to but Sasuke. NaruSasu. Sasuke Mpreg. See Sasuke with Mood swings, cravings, and go happygolucky! See Naruto go crazy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Enough Time by CreativeStrive1025 reviews
There just might never be enough time, so don't waste what you have. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Trial and Error by DespondentAngel reviews
Stupid Sasuke teme is making me confused. Neji baka and Gaara baka are having a glaring contest again. That’s fun to watch ‘specially when they keep narrowing their eyes until they’re almost not open anymore. Hehehe… SasuNaru, othersNaru,School fic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mommy Naru by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Guys Playground by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Complete] Sasuke gets a boytoy and can't help wanting more...Summary SUCKS but it will be good I promise! SasuNaru...YAOI, it will get more graphic later!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,137 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Rhapsody in the Abstract Shades of the Rainbow reviews
Sasuke and Naruto were separated for nine years. They meet in an unlikely situation at the conservatoire they had promised they would study at and surprisingly, they fall in love. Coincidence? I think not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,736 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Protector reviews
Sasuke returns. Naruto finds about something he really shouldn’t know. Sasuke cries. Naruto comforts. They fall in love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aishiteru, Sasuke reviews
Sasuke’s back. Naruto’s worried sick. Now that Sasuke has had some time, he’s made a decision. Suddenly, he appears and proclaims his love. What will become of this?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete