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Joined 01-26-08, id: 1484810, Profile Updated: 06-02-12
Author has written 10 stories for Yes, Prime Minister, Sherlock Holmes, Last of the Summer Wine, Fawlty Towers, and Shakespeare.

Age: 18.


Obsessions: Ouran High School Host Club; Zelda:Ocarina of Time; Kingdom Hearts; Gilmore Girls; Doctor Who (River Song does not exist); Merlin; Hetalia-Axis Powers; Poirot; Midsomer Murders; Bartimaeus Trilogy; Harry Potter; Sherlock Holmes; Sherlock (BBC); Yes (Prime) Minister; Fawlty Towers; Last of the summer wine; Allo Allo; Blackadder...


Any info on current stories; last updated 24th Jan '12

Jim's Sick Leave: Final chapter in process of being rewritten.

Entrapment: All done! Feeling just a little bit proud. May do a sequel, or one for Addictions.

Basil and Technology: Some people seem to think this is a one-shot, so I'm just going to leave it for a while. It will be finished one day!

Conversations ii/Down South: In case anyone cares, this shall be continued at some point because LOTSW needs more fanfics.

VeronaChat: All planned out, but some small way to go.

Befitting: Just started, in the midst of exams. Clearly, I have some odd self-loathing complex.


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The Sister He Never Knew by JacintaMarina reviews
'Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their sleeves, who cannot control their emotions, who wallow in sad memories and allow themselves to be provoked so easily – weak people, in other words – they stand no chance against his powers' - P.473, OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Severus S., OC
If my hand had slipped from yours by Preminiscence reviews
"Love doesn't have to die through the severing of life, and although I was aware of that, it was you who made me understand it. America, you broke me." Short retrospective one-shot from England's POV.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Caught in a Slash by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Camelot's trapped in a badly written slash fanfiction, causing momentary gender-bending, plotbunny infestations, banjo-related love triangles, cannibalism, a punctuation purge and all fanfictiondom declaring war on one poor author who just can't splel.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,901 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Auld Reekie by Garonne reviews
Watson takes Holmes to Edinburgh, his native city, but the case which brought them there also has a dramatic effect on their own lives. Mystery, and slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,270 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
The Detective Dances by Hanna B. L'Ectre reviews
A Christmas gala turns into an internal struggle for Dr. Watson, as he watches his desires unfold before his eyes. Holmes/Watson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
There's The Rub by Jay-La52 reviews
There's The Rub, with a few subtle variations...Paris left before Jess came over and Dean arrived earlier. Lit.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,369 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
The Comedy of Romeo and Juliet by avesjohn reviews
He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,451 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
I Thought I'd Lose You by wolf with panther eyes reviews
Sherlock thought he'd lose John. So when Moriarty walks away, Sherlock is willing to let his feelings show for the first time. AU ending of The Great Game, one-shot, written for a prompt on the lj kink meme. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/9/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
6 Hours by Jay-La52 reviews
Rory and Jess are stuck in the storage room of the diner for 6 hours, just after their fight in Doose's in 3x02. Cue bitter banter, frustration and, eventually, reconciliation. One shot.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Love Story by Redneck626 reviews
Lucius Malfoy plots to pair his son with Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Together We Make Orange by ZabellaCookie
This is about Sora and Kairi and Roxas and Xion and how cute they all are together... Joking! Roxas thinks that for once, it would be nice to make dinner properly. Oneshot FOR LADEEBLISS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Doctor is Not Amused by Terrose reviews
The Tenth Doctor goes on the Internet and discovers fan fiction. Really bad fan fiction. Chapter 7: The Doctor posts his own story, and soon learns what a sporking is.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/6/2007 - 10th Doctor
Build You Up by Solaris Moon reviews
Zexion didn't want to deal with the new guy. Demyx just wanted to be friends. Zemyx Rating for safety
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
I Know by BlackRoseThorne reviews
Demyx didn’t need to hear the words back to know what he meant to Zexion…but it would be nice." Humorous and fluffy Zemyx! The story of their love! Really basic, but pretty cute if I do say so myself. Side pairings: AkuRoku, Soriku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Rhetorical Questions by Moonlite Knight reviews
Juliet asks Artemis some rhetorical questions. Artemis responds in his own unique manner. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Juliet B., Artemis F. - Complete
Superstition by ashestodusters reviews
Commander Julius Root is not the sort of person you’d expect to fall in love. But then again, there are many things we don’t know about his past. So what made him the commander we know? RXOC, slight hints of H/R.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
Departmental Affairs by averycide reviews
YES, MINISTER; BERNARD/HUMPHREY; IN-PROGRESS. An a-to-z drabble challenge.
British Comedy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
A Civil Disturbance by averycide reviews
YES, MINISTER; BERNARD/HUMPHREY; IN-PROGRESS. “Don’t play the fool, Bernard. You’re distracted, and it’s most unbecoming.”
British Comedy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009
Look at this email I got from Commander Root! by percabethshipper reviews
Commander Root sent me an email! I figured I'd post the attachment he sent me on , you know, as a memorial for his death... So here it is. He called the file, "My idiot friends." FYI: It has an unusual formatting b/c it's supposed to be Root typing quickl
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Julius R., Foaly - Complete
Not a father by Tashilover reviews
Qui-Gon learned his lesson with Xanatos. He will not baby Obi-Wan.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,336 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Artifact of Time by barryc10 reviews
This is a cross-over between Harry Potter and Zelda. Harry must take Link's job as Hero of Time, and stop Tom Riddle from taking over the Land of Hyrule. Please Read and Review, even if it's to say how it's a terrible story. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/16/2008
Dear Santa Advent by mid20sfan86 reviews
Everyday, a new letter will go up by a Harry Potter character, from now until the twenty-fourth. Count to Christmas is on!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008
A Believer's Circle by Mjrn reviews
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are sent out on a mission to investigate a cult and a strange string of murders. When they arrive they uncover clues that point to an unlikely source-Xanatos. Obi-Wan, in disguise, finds himself getting closer to the enemy. Xan x Obi. Discontinued
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,958 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Presenting! Humpty Dumpty, oh no! by DementedViper reviews
AM SLASH Dont like Dont read. What if there was a Humpty Dumpty in the 5th century? Who would inspire such a nursery rhyme? It really is a story for Arthur to tell any future children. Side fic to the fairytale fics
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
50 Things to Remember When Raising a Monster by dogstar-ebony reviews
- #23- Do not tell Rosie that pressing Uncle Harry’s ‘magic scar’ will make sweets come out of his belly button, as he doesn't find it amusing to have an over-excited four-year-old prodding his forehead." Sequel to "...When My Wife is Pregnant". Funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
50 Things To Remember When My Wife Is Pregnant by dogstar-ebony reviews
-"18. When Hermione is having a Hormone, do not anger her. Do not speak to her, do not breathe in her direction." Ron Weasley has written a list of Do's and Do NOTs to remind himself how to behave whilst Hermione is pregnant with Hugo. Silly oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Subjects by lostmidtranslation reviews
This is a series of little Katie-Olivers, with each subject/Extra-curricular as a setting. a little bit will-they-wont-they... though i think we know... Rated T for language across chapters, will probably change...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,562 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Tattered, broken heart by ht4eva reviews
It's just a poem about how Holly feels after Roots death. It is NOT a romance! I DON'T like Holly/Julius pairings! No offense to people who like that ship! This is my first fanfic! Please don't kill me! Constructive criticism appreciated! Plz review! Ev
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Holly S., Julius R. - Complete
A Thousand Splendid Suns by Bazylia de Grean reviews
When Tahl is captured by Balog, she has a lot of time to think... And she thinks about Qui-Gon. Tahl POV.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/9/2008 - [Qui-Gon J., Tahl] - Complete
Captured at Nightfall by PuppyDogJou reviews
-XanxObi- QuiGon and ObiWan are sent to help the Queen and her son deal with threats against them ObiWan must pretend to be the Prince in order to catch his killer but when ObiWan is captured by Quigons former master and his dead apprentice FULL SUM INSID
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2008
A Dream Long Forgotten by Liooness reviews
In the final battle, Zuko intecepts lightning meant for Aang and dies. The gods give him a chance to return; protect a group of children. The children are eerily familiar but Zuko can't remember anything to say why. R&R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,774 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Zuko - Complete
Hidden Feelings by Eternity of Night reviews
What would happen if Nathaniel had feelings for both Jane Farrar and Kathleen Jones? This would. Nathaniel is thrown into the midst of his love for Jane and Kitty; Who will he choose?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2008
Centaurs: A Long And Rich History by Realilly reviews
What happens when Root writes an article bashing Foaly and his whining? All heck breaks loose, DUH, while revealing tails pun intended! of this secretive centaur are released!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Foaly, Julius R.
Spores by The Noble Platypus reviews
Doubledrabble. Martha contemplates Time Lord reproduction.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Aberforth's Revenge by Omnicat reviews
Aberforth Dumbledore is sick and tired of looking up at his brother Albus's huge magic castle through the dirty windows of the Hog's Head, and decides it is time for a change around Hogsmeade. Bring out the goats!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Albus D., Aberforth D. - Complete
Not Neary Strong Enough by Jamie Love reviews
.After Julius Root died, no one suspected he left behind any survivors. They were wrong. Now Wing Commander Vinyaya reflects on Julius and the memories he left her with. Songs from Evanescence and Michelle Branch.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Julius R.
Of Cosmic Proportions by Kristianchild reviews
A Fawlty Towers fanfic. The space convention has come to town, and all the alien enthusiasts are looking to book at Fawlty Towers. Needless to say, Basil has little patience for them.
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/11/2005
Truth by aethre reviews
"Vinyáya's always had a thing for me, devilishly attractive as I am." Book One tag.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Julius R., Vinyáya - Complete
The Lost Discovered by Blue Yeti reviews
After Root's death Holly and Foaly are assigned the task of cleaning out his office. They learn a lot about Julius that they couldn't see when he was alive, even though it should have been obvious.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Julius R.
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VeronaChat reviews
Mocking Romeo&Juliet by adapting the tale to the modern world of chatrooms, text conversations and noobs. Not intended as even remotely serious. Includes Crack!love triangle- the real reason for the Mercutio-Tybalt duel! Romeo&Juliet is obligatory. Shame.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,195 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 3/20/2011
Befitting reviews
Although Watson allows Holmes to train him in deduction, he fails to use these skills when they would be most appreciated. The blossoming of Shwatsonlock under the watchful eye of Mrs Hudson. Let it be remembered that not all landladies are gossips.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Entrapment reviews
A fake telegram from Holmes sends Watson on a mission which may be a trap inside a trap, and for once Holmes is genuinely terrified. Includes an unexpected mastermind. Shwatsonlock fluff. Slash. Warning: Contains Christmas.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
A Loan Long Overdue reviews
Not a literal loan. Conversation leading to mild fluff. Shwatsonlock. Features an apathetic fire. Beginning relationship.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Barry reviews
1000 words of Barry-perspective musings on married life and his existence. First in series of 1000-word character one-shots, since Barry and this fandom are neglected. Contains almost excessive mentions of Tropical Fish. 1000 words on Microsoft Word.
Last of the Summer Wine - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Barry W., Glenda W. - Complete
Conveniently Omitted reviews
Events not entirely suitable for a place in the biography of Sherlock Holmes. Shwatsonlock - Slash, in case you didn't guess. ONE SHOT.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Addictions Intertwined reviews
Holmes/Watson. Shwatsonlock! Watson finally snaps on the subject of cocaine, admits a secret he's been hiding for far too long, and Lestrade is rather slow on the uptake. Appearances from Mycroft and Lestrade! Fluff. Drug references. Slash. Clear? Good.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,138 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Basil and Technology reviews
Mobile phonaholics are driving Basil further towards the brink of insanity, so he bans all mobile phones from his hotel. Of course, chaos is destined to follow. Warning: Don't try this at home. Or, if you do, record it!
Fawlty Towers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Conversations reviews
Last of the Summer Wine: Just a conversation. A van, a car and three dozy prawns. Starring: Clegg, Compo, Foggy, Sid.
Last of the Summer Wine - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Norman C., Foggy D. - Complete
Jim's Sick Leave reviews
Jim catches flu and it falls to two civil servants to keep the country running. Who would've known that a brief absence would lead to all manner of revelations...? Rewritten. Slash.
Yes, Prime Minister - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,487 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete