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Joined 01-26-08, id: 1484814, Profile Updated: 12-24-08
Author has written 4 stories for Half-Life, Arthur C. Clarke, and Aldous Huxley.

Ahahahaha. Okay.

Well... from all outward appearance, I'm a total fanfiction.net n00b. However, appearances can be deceiving.
They can also be completely true. I'm a bit in-between, for, you see, I am both long-familiar with the oft inane and foolish, yet alluring world of fanfiction and practically a virgin when it comes to actually writing the stuff myself.

I used to have another name on here, years and years ago when I was but a wee thing, and I wrote a little Pirates of the Caribbean fanfic that puttered on for three chapters and then went bunk. It was quite well-received, all things considered, and even got me a very nice e-mail exchange with another author who I'd admired for quite a while.

It's been years, but I can't bear to delete my old account (and hell no, there's no way I'm linking to it here. Y'all stay in the dark, now, where it's much better). I can't even bear to look at it, which is probably why I've not deleted it. However... the magic of the internet is that one can let bits and pieces of herself float off and into the ether and quietly let them stay there forever. It's a sort of nice feeling, knowing there's a piece of my twelve-year-old self still rocking back and forth in a corner somewhere out there, staring up trustingly at anyone who passes by. I wonder how many hits that old profile has by now? ...Nah, I won't check. That would spoil the magic. :P

Anyway... my PotC days (and Fushigi Yuugi days, and Invader Zim days, and CSI days...) are far from the limitless dreamscapes they once were (Sara, no~!!), and, honestly, I never thought I'd write a piece of fanfiction again.

Hahaha-- that is, until I played Portal. Ye Gods, what a marvelous little game! The minute I was done... well, I watched most all the videos on YouTube, but after that, I went scouring the rest of the internets for all the fanstuff I could find... and didn't find much. "What a travesty!", I thought. Then, I got off the computer and went to bother Michelle for some minute-rice.

After that, though, of course, I started a couple fanfics of my own. To fill the void. ;)

Although my fandom right now is wholly Portal (and GLaDOS one of my favorite antagonists of all time), I may one day polish up my ancient Invader Zim epic and shove it up here, too. We shall see.

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Piranha by Rayfan reviews
An exploration of what an exceptionally good guy might find himself doing in an exceptionally evil situation. Inspired by (but not based on!) Rayman 2, The Great Escape. - Another update is coming (most likely within this lifetime, assuming the internet and the US electrical grid remain intact).
Rayman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 178,470 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Rayman
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
House Potter by Black Drazon reviews
Harry Potter & House MD crossover. Set in a modern day Hogwarts, when Dr. Wilson travels to England to seek an impossible cure, House tags along uninvited and finds himself wrapped up in magical illnesses, supernatural hurts and really annoying teenagers
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,073 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007
Portal: Companioned by AdamF reviews
Glados is back with an all new subject and all new toys. But this time the subject won't be alone - and doesn't plan on being Glados' guinea pig without a fight.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,749 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Words of Love by Chiikara reviews
WALL-E is learning new things every day. But EVE is depressed, and it might take more than just a few words to cheer her up again. WALLEVE, SPOILERS!
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008
All That Love's About by RainAndRoses reviews
My very first fanfic ever! 2 chapters, short little thing about the moments when Wall-E and EVE fall in love.
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Follow Freeman by Vesna625 reviews
A Half-Life 2 fic. A citizen gets transferred to City 17; coincidentally on the same train as the infamous Gordon Freeman. As the rebellion begins, will the regular civillian answer the Feeman's call to battle, war, and revolution? Mild violence/language.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,881 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008
Her Thorn by Netbug-Archive reviews
She could hear the sound of treads following her. One shot. Spoilers for the movie.
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Minesweeper Vista by lepidopteran reviews
A short poem about the poor and misfortunate, revamped version of Minesweeper.
Minesweeper - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
This Cake Is Great by Penname wa Silver B reviews
A Portal fanfic For the entire game, the protagonist never speaks a word. Why? And what if she had?
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2007
Is That A Headcrab In Your Pocket? by Pisces reviews
Gordon and Barney set out on an epic journey to fix what they have wronged... and for headcrabs.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006
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Thank You for Helping Us Help You Help Us All reviews
What, exactly, is GLaDOS’ story? What pushed her over the edge all those years ago? And what, exactly, is the deal with Chell, her newest test subject? One thing's for certain: Aperture Laboratories has more than its fair share of secrets...
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,450 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008
Saint Mond reviews
Two weeks after John's suicide, a letter addressed to the late Savage finds its way into the hands of the World Controller. The sender? None other than one Helmholtz Watson. Brave New World, post-novel oneshot.
Aldous Huxley - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Hey, David Bowman reviews
Now in Kubrick Flavor! Forget the book-- "2001: A Space Odyssey" is a movie that'll knock your existential socks off. That being said, here's a stupid song parody featuring the one and only HAL 9000: Space-Baby-tested, Space-Baby-approved!
Arthur C. Clarke - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Them reviews
Portal one-shot, set pre-game. "I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I don't know what's going on outside..."
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete