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Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2494 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Elf's Lament by Amethyst Flames reviews
Santa is determined to reward Draco's appearance on the “nice” list with his heart's desire and that desire just happens to be Harry. A pushy elf named Hector is landed with the rather impossible job of giving Harry to Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,795 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Yellow Sun, Grey Sky by Killjou reviews
Due to a careless prank on Blitzwing's part Bumblebee finds himself trapped in Megatron's clutches, much to the poor Decepticon lord's own surprise and disbelief.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,291 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bumblebee, Megatron
The Ties That Bind by Netrixie reviews
Severus Snape never wanted this... he had two Master's already and was barely able to survive that. But now he has a third, and life as he knows it will never be the same. Enter Harry Potter, who is going to change the world. -being redone, working on the rest, don't hate me-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,763 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Where Is My Mind? by LaVioleBlanche reviews
After a hard day's mission, Face can't help but worry over the fact that Murdock isn't sleeping. Meanwhile, I continue to fail at summaries. Some TV series references, but not many. M/M
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Complete
In A Rut by BonneNuit reviews
GazillexNatsu boy love. As a dragon slayer, Gazille goes into rut and thinks that Natsu would be a perfect mate. But Natsu is naïve and doesn’t understand Gazille’s advances. Violence, cursing, sexual content. No underage readers.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Natsu D., Gajeel R. - Complete
Snow White Queen by DiamondHeart31 reviews
A Lockdown Bumblebee fic based of the Evanescence song Snow White Queen.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bumblebee, Lockdown
For the Benefit by GalleyTrot reviews
no major changes/tweaked for better reading - The tension between Kyle and Cartman has always irritated Kyle, to the point where being left alone with him causes the Jew some major discomfort. Kyric two-shot, sexual content, mostly-PWP smut.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Demonic by Metamorcy reviews
AU, Sold to a demon prince of the underworld as a slave, Ichigo finds himself in more troubles than one. HichiIchi! Now beta'd!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,432 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Healing Hurts by Shadow Danzer reviews
Tsume gave a low growl in warning before his hand grabbed the ruff of my fur, pulling me close. Then I was human again and his mouth met mine - toboeXtsume, SLASH - For Shelly - M for a VERY good reason -
Wolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Toboe, Tsume - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by seventhSINwrath reviews
After a fight with Team Hebi Naruto secretly takes in an injured Suigetsu, and sparks fly. Yaoi, Lemon, fluff. Sasuke bashing. Rated M for lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Suigetsu H., Naruto U. - Complete
Life From the Start by LunaParvulus reviews
COMPLETE! A botched up de-aging potion and Harry suffers from the results. Now, Draco is hands full of one adorable Harry. What if Draco came to like Harry in his baby-state? Can both pretend nothing happened when Harry is back to normal?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,080 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 2,572 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Watch your ass, Potter! by Rock Junkie and DikiCat reviews
By Rock Junkie. One shot for now, I suppose. Slash! Voy, bottemslut!Harry, mild BDSM, Rimming, Humiliation, sort of a PWP. Harry/Hogwarts-as voyeurs,but mostly Harry/Draco. Harry was just walking down the hall.... but oops, watch it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not My Intention by MistedVines reviews
Hinata finally works up the courage to ask Naruto on a date; who finds himself at a loss when Sakura explains the necessity of knowing how to kiss. Sai doesn’t understand how he’s been worked into the mix. Sai/Naruto -lemon warning-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
And Prepare To Fly by Sonamae reviews
20 years old, Chouji finds his hands in the fate love. 173 pounds and ragging with enough care and cooking skills to make any girl happy, how come he only seems to be making one of them smile. InoChouji Probably won't ever be touched again at this rate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Chōji A., Ino Y.
No Satisfaction For The Wicked by JiraiyasGirl reviews
Tsuande's drunk and looking for a little company. Who will she turn to?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Easy Access by ingatan reviews
There's a reason to why Hiruma has a zipper instead of laceups on his pants. Hiruma/Sena. Slash. Yaoi. Oral.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Violate Me by p-sama7 reviews
Yaoi. Sena finds himself in a situation he never thought he would be in. Hiruma only wants one thing. Sena tries to find answers in all the wrong places. HiruXSena
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Training Kyle by BlackDiceGambit reviews
Eric is determined to punish Kyle to the fullest extent of his law. Kyle has no other choice but to bend to Cartman's will and unfortunately for Kyle, its an ordeal he has no choice but to submit to it or pay the price.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Fcking Boyfriend by bob lemon reviews
From now on, you're my fcking boyfriend! Hiruma cackled evilly, pointing his long finger at Sena's nose. HirumaSena, rated for language and happiness. Final Chapter!
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,384 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
Death In Love by cheryl bites reviews
“Death” falls in love with Harry, and sends him cobwebs, thorns and snakes to win his affection. HPLV. Mild injury, sexual content, slash and PPP: Pretentious Purple Prose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Not Tonight by DarkLink107 reviews
Yaoi. Dark Link x Link. Link gets home from a stressful day of playing hero, only to find a shadow who had been waiting all day for some fun.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Dark Link, Link - Complete
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Are you Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? reviews
It was awkward, but he had a game plan. Someone like him planning out his future was hard to believe, but he had made the effort. However, saving a pack of ungrateful douche bag werewolves never made the list.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,453 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
We Found Love reviews
AU. They were two people that weren't meant to fall in love. He was a prince and he was a commoner. And they found LOVE in the most unethical way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Take Over Control reviews
Uke!Naruto one shot collection. Various pairings including crack pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Chigiri reviews
AU. To save his mother, five year old Uzumaki Naruto vowed to give his life to a forgotten God. Uchiha Sasuke, one of the big seven plans to use Naruto to gain entrance into the spiritual realm and destroy those who betrayed him. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Total Eclipse of the Heart reviews
"I wanted to save you and I couldn't. Tell me what I have to do to keep you here with me. Don't leave me alone." Uchiha Sasuke has returned to Konoha with ulterior motives. Will Naruto be able to change Sasuke's heart?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.