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Joined 01-26-08, id: 1485099, Profile Updated: 09-25-08
Author has written 3 stories for Death Note, and Bleach.

Name: Beth

Age: 16 (That's right, I'm young. Sue me.)

Hobbies: Sleeping, the Internet

Interests: anime, manga, classic Kung-Fu movies

I Attribute My Writing Abilities To:The dulcet tones of Radiohead, Coldplay and various other artists, caffeine, and most of all pure boredom.

Grade: Eleventh

Birthdate: June 13 (Friday the 13th. I know.)

About Me:I like staying up late then waking up around 8, going to sleep around 4 PM, waking up again around 11 PM, and repeating the circle. I'll stay online for hours at a time doing NOTHING of importance.

Loves: Death Note (Matt & Mello & Near FTW), Yaoi, Diet Coke, Starbucks, Spencer's (the store), Green, my friends, and a new found interest in Bleach

Hates: MySpace (but I have one), Jewelry (but I wear it), Instant messenger programs (but I use them), My friends (sometimes 'cause they're idiots), and hypocrisy (which I practice on a daily basis)

"Thoughts are like farts. You should hold them in until you're around people you secretly don't like." -Me, at 2 AM

"I like having acrylic nails. They make a clicky noise!"-Me, after I got fake nails for homecoming.

"Yaoi is not sick. It's the best thing ever. Now shut up while I watch my gay anime porn." -Me (on caffeine)

"I like going to raves. You can wave glowsticks and go WOOOOSH!!" -Me, at a rave with friends

"I hate people who hate other people! They're so annoying!" -Me, on the phone ranting about... Myself

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Life Imitating Art by Hari-Aisu reviews
It's one thing to get to the top, it's another entirely in trying to stay there. If singer Yagami Raito can manage to stay alive through the fanatics, crazy homicidal maniacs and creepy detective stalkerness, he'll consider himself lucky. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,917 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 4/28/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Discordant Harmony by Hari-Aisu reviews
What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,301 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Keehl's Ninth by Catmoongirl reviews
Matt's a writer frustrated by his lack of success. Mello's a cellist desperate to escape. When the two meet, their lives become intertwined. However, change isn't always an enjoyable experience.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Matt, Mello
Hung on Powerlines by Mahri Lellan reviews
I'd take it kicking and screaming, but for you I'll keep my mouth shut. So, so bittersweet and battered. MelloxMatt, slightly Mattcentric. Rated M for abstract sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,072 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Little Things Give You Away by AishiExcel reviews
Rich teen star Light Yagami has it all- fame, fortune, and a beautiful model girlfriend. But his fame and praise grows shallow and Light finds himself bored… Then one day he meets a mysterious stranger at a benefit ball and everything turns upside down
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,284 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Light Y., L
it's the beat by mimarin reviews
Matt has excellent timing. A series of MxM sins.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Minor Dilemmas by Mysterious Penname reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Minor Annoyances. Light and L have been living sort of peacefully for a couple of years, when a required visit to a certain orphanage shakes things up again. Poor guys. AU, OOC!Light, Shounen-ai
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,255 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Fecking Diary by Songfic Misstress reviews
Mello starts to write a journal. Rated for language and eventual lemon. Lots of swearing in this kind of AU, more "altered circumstance" world. Lots of confused, scarred, chocolate eating blondie. "Betching blog" now up and this is rated M.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 21,897 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Mello, Matt
Betchin' Blog by Songfic Misstress reviews
Matt starts to write a blog. Rated for language and eventual lemon. Lots of swearing in this kind of AU, more "altered circumstance" world. Lots of boisterous, lovable, gameplaying redhead. please R&R, This is a companion piece to Mello's "Fecking Diary".
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 20,898 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Matt, Mello
Aloysius by Carbucketty reviews
Mello didn't have a child's smile anymore.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Never Mind by Catmoongirl reviews
The thread held. It held onto them and they pulled and pulled and pulled through the dirt and the stench and the garbage until they could grab onto each other's hands and manage a few words to one another.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Get Low by Her Sweetness reviews
Thou shall have no idols other than L, no matter how fresh or clean. Matt/Mello, crack!oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2884 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Job Well Done by Carbucketty reviews
Matt has definately given up on having goals and aspirations. But Mello's right there. Matt x Mello, kinda.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Matt, Mello
Wards of the State by Carbucketty reviews
AU to the extreme. Matt, Mello, and Near are alone. They find themselves at Wilson's House for Orphaned and Abandoned Children, a seemingly acceptable place, where no one sees the slow, gradual abuse that these children suffer. How will they cope?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,263 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Matt, Mello
Dear Mello by MooMoogle reviews
Dear Mello, I hate you.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Mercy Rule by Her Sweetness reviews
Series of drabbles through which Mello continuously challenges Near to various competitions. Dressing in drag, mudwrestling, masochism, Mello's hotness, Matt's obsessive pwning and much more ensue.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,249 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Anyway, Brave Hero by Her Sweetness reviews
Matt is an average teen with a boyfriend who flirts with everyone BUT him. One day, Matt is tripped into a world where Prince Mello has been captured by aloof, slightly evil, King Near. Can Matt save this tranny and win his affections? DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,959 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Matt, Mello
Sharers and Cheaters by Songfic Misstress reviews
Foursome from different perspectives. To explain....originally Near seduced L, and then he got Mello involved. Mello got Matt involved, and now L has to explain it to Light. It is to "thnks fr th mmrs" by fallout boy. CRACK? Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
ORGASM!: The Mello Chronicles by Her Sweetness reviews
Wammy's. Thanks to a mysterious magician, Mello has gained an interesting power. But he's fast become a menace to the orphanage and Rodger just can't take it anymore... that's when L steps in. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Princess by DoYouFindMeDreadful reviews
Light proves that just because your wearing a skirt, it doesn't automatically mean your uke. -AU, Light X Mikami, beware sex, crossdressing, a bit of language-
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
Songs For a Kingdom Now Lost by Her Sweetness reviews
AU. Mello and Matt are top students at a prestigious art school, both of whom are in a creative rut. When a new student, Near, arrives, the three are pushed together. Maybe they can help each other out if they dont kill each other first. Mello x Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,343 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Another Observation by Carbucketty reviews
Matt has a lot of strange habits. Is Near a voyeur? Nooo. Warped-up one-sided NearMatt.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Near, Matt - Complete
Vodka and Red Bull by clam theif reviews
AU MelloxMatt, M for future chapters At the club...Mello can't take his eyes off this redhead in the distance. The way he moves, his carefree motion...This kid has Mello snared. He doesn't even know him, but he does know...he's taking him home tonight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,530 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
It Kills You by Ainahim Twilightbait reviews
MattxMello, LxMello. Matt is the only other person in the world to know the extent of Mello's feelings for L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Mello, L - Complete
Five Things Near Holds Dear to His Heart by Jengou reviews
Near/Mello. Why Near is a socklover, some porn desecration, and Mello's sneaky triumph over Near.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
Why I Cry by ilovemybishies87 reviews
“Why do you have those tear marks on your face? It makes you look like you are always crying.”
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Clandestine by Kleine Aster reviews
You don´t get to choose who you love. Now embrace your awkwardness. [Mello x Near]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
Something Near the Truth by darkhelmetj reviews
Halle never thought of herself as a puzzle person. There was, however, one puzzle which she could not bring herself to leave unfinished. SPK and Near Fic. PostChapter 107. Entire Series Spoilers. Oneshot. Rated T for social drinking and mild language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Halle L., Near - Complete
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Series of Romance Ficlets reviews
Drabbles of random Bleach couples. Most common are IchiHime, UlquiHime, IchiTatsu, and AizenHime, although mostly random.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2008
Portion of the Whole reviews
Matt muses his past with Mello in a series of flashbacks. MattxMello, onesided LxMello and MelloxNear, MattxNear implied. Rated T for future chapters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Measure of A Man reviews
Touta Matsuda was a man of many wants. Onesided MatsudaXLight, LightxL oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Matsuda T., Light Y. - Complete