Author has written 2 stories for Camp Rock, and Just My Luck.
Name : Jessica
Age: 15, almost 16
Location: Proud Canadian :)
Obsession: Music=My Life
The girl in my picture isn't me. I look really similar though. Take her blonde hair and make it dark brown with a purple streak in the side by the fringe. Peirce her nose and a different lip ring too.
Just Some Random Facts.
I told my mom that I wrote a Story continuing on with twilight. Too bad its the totl opposite CAMP ROCK :p She searched for hours!
My dog is currently sittin on my lap chewing on his blanky going to sleep. Thought I'd throw that out there.
My PJ pants have ghost busters on them :)
On my birthday I wore a top hat that looked like it was a birthday cake on a plate with candles lit up. I got it at giant tiger :)
I have the weirdest taste of all time.
Yesterday i was at my friends house and her horse stepped on my toe... true story
I hte IM tlk.
I hate people making fun of Gays. My closest cousin gets beat up everyday for coming out of the closet.
I hAtE iT wHeN PeOpLe TyPe LiKe ThIs ToO
Brianna told me I was the worst person to watch scray movie with. Me Breena and a bunch other girls were watching the mist and i was like Breena why the fuck did he do that?!... Breena... OH MY GOD A MUTANT BAT!!
At This moment in time, my sister is freaking out at me for wearing her blood red mickey and mini mouse pj pants. And the fact that i took her Id. But i think its the pants.
I seriously cant think of anymore.
My room is painted bright orange. I LOVE it!
The 'a' button on my keyboard is broken. My little sister pounded the shit out of my keyboard and it snapped off. i had to wait for days for my dad to fix it too. Its still not back to normal...
My mind just went literally blank.
My brother just scared the hell out of me.
My idiot brother just typed that last thing. He TRIED to scare me. how? well he dressed up as a little pink bunny with a fluffy tail. Yeaah... A FLUFFY TAIL! HAHA... well i thought it was funny. You had to be there ;)
I laugh everytime I hear "coniption fit"... Yes i just laughed.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
The road to success is always under construction.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a glass door or window, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!
We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you ever pulled on a door that said "Push' copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to choclate, cheese, and/or a TV show of any kind, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
Your Name: Jessica
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jesizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Orange Pig
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Carolyn Lake (i like it:D)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Ealjenas
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Rockstar
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Elcasan
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lynn
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Jack haha;)
1. FIRST NAME: Jessica
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Maybe?
3. SIBLING NAMES: Nick, Ben, and Lizzy
4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Today.
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Nah, not really.
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? I'm a vegetarian.
7. KIDS? Someday. as of right now... I don't like kids over the age of 2
8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I'm not sure.. Maybe.
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? I find no point. Why have a journal when you can write a story?
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Quite a bit :)
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? nope. Taken out when I was nine
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Would love to.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Special K
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Only converse. and others that need to be.
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Well, I can take out many of my friends that are guys. So yeah?
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Mint choc. chip!
7. SHOE SIZE? 10
18. RED OR PINK? Red
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? Skin
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My best friend.
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? If they want :)
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? bare foot, and blue plaid.
23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Apple.
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Nick Jonas - A little bit longer
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? ORANGE!!
26. FAVORITE SMELL? none at the moment.
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My best friend... Miss you :'(
28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Eyebrows hair then eyes... yeah i knoww im weird.
29.DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I copied it from someones profile lol and no i dont know them so how can i like them?
30. FAVORITE DRINK? Apple Juice. But malibu rum comes close second.
31. FAVORITE SPORT? Hockey. After all, I am Canadian :)
32. EYE COLOR? they arent one color. They are yellow, blue, brown, green, black, and grey. Really wierd.
33. HAT SIZE? Dont wear them . Cant find on that fits my head! except my birthday cake hat.
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Indeed I do. I hate myself with glasses
35. FAVORITE FOOD? Stuffed pasta shells
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Who doesnt like a happy ending? But yet its so fun being scared shitless..
37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? umm... New Moon? Cant remember.. we download them off the internet early.
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? My band T-Shirts. Its what I'm known for.
39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer. No school.
40. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs hands down
41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Ice Cream
YOUR GUY SIDE:
x You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
xYou wear lip gloss/stick.
xYou smile a lot more than you should.
Total: 15. I still get along better with the guys.
Put Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song
Opening Credits: Blind - Kesha
Birth: Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen
First Day at School: I AM NOT A WHORE - LMFAO ( haha how true :p)
Falling in Love: Everybody Knows- McFLY
Fight Song: If Everyone Cared - Nickelback
Breaking Up: Therapy -All Time Low
Prom: New Orleans Is Sinking - Tragically Hip
Mental Breakdown: You've Got A Friend - McFly
Driving: Throw Ya Hands Up - Stereos (That wouldn't be good :p)
Wedding: Transylvania - McFLY
Birth Of Child: The Warrior - Pat Benatar
Final Battle: Yesterday - Beatles
Funeral: Learning To Fall - Boys Like Girls (umm.. Okay?)
End Credits: Rollar Coaster - Blink 182
Well that was interesting...
Good Things Come In Three's-
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
THREE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY:
THREE THINGS YOU HATE:
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE (OR SAME) SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
2. him with me right now
THREE CAREERS YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
You be my PETER PAN
You be my EDWARD
You be my JACOB
You be my DEREK
You be my SHANE
You be my NATE
You be my BEN
You be my LANDON
You be my NOAH
You be my PRINCE CHARMING
You be YOU
And let's have that happily ever after,
1.The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
2.The average person laughs 15 times a day.
3.Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
4.A computer keyboard usually contains more germs than a toilet!
5.35 BILLION emails are sent each day throughout the world!
6.Each year, more people are killed by TEDDY BEARS than by grizzly bears!
7.If colouring wasnt added to coca-cola, it would be green!
8.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
9.Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
10.The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth.
11.Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete!
12.No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times! go on, try it!
13.More than 50 of the people in the world have never made or recieved a phone call!
14.Seven of Americans claim they never bathe! eeuw!
15.Between 5000 and 7000 tigers are kept as pets in the USA!
16.We forget 80 of what we learn every day!
17.Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day!
18.More people get killed every year by donkeys than die in air crashes!
19.The largest McDonalds is in Beijing,China and it has 29 cash registers!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be there sitting beside you saying "Boy we sure fucked that up!"
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