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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3288 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Relation or relationship by Stormy Bella reviews
Bella go to Forks and lives with her adopted uncle, Edward. She fell in love with Edward, and he her. When society scold upon them, would this love be worth it, or would Jacob be the better choice? First fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,308 - Reviews: 4200 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Taking Chances by edwardsothalova reviews
Bella moved to Phoenix with husband right after college. Everything was going well with her new baby until tragedy once again struck Bella. Her best friend offered her a place to stay in Seattle. Bella decides to take a chance and moves. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 4/7/2008
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10019 - Favs: 7,422 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2768 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by luv2beloved reviews
AH, AU, OOC: The girls are best firends & are headed for 2 weeks to FL: Cruise & Disney World! What happens when barriers are broken & their past meets up with them? They may get more than they bargined for. Please R&R! Ch.1-17 Revised!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 212,988 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11619 - Favs: 8,519 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Language of the Blood by katiebug5 reviews
We know about Bella's past in Arizona with her mother... we know about Edward and his influenza, Emmett and his bear, Alice and her asylum, Carlisle and his, um, paintings. But what about Esme? How can we know so much and yet so little? This is her story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,778 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 5/27/2007
My Pen Pal by Shaps reviews
AU, OOC, All Human. “Dear Bella, My name is Edward Masen. I’m a student at Port Angeles High.” Shopaholic Alice hates smart-ass Jasper, Jacob’s a jerk, Bella’s taken. Words both break and build relationships – so what will it be? BxE, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,515 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Is A Devil by ashel-13 reviews
Bella is a human who has never met the Cullens...yet. While in Italy she is found by Aro who is going to change her and treat her as his daughter. Lemons later. A BxE love story. Do monsters deserve love too? ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,138 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4859 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Arrow of Love by May4192 reviews
In 1820's, Edward is this coldhearted man who does not believe in love. Bella is a helpless maiden who is running away from Mike Newton, the man that her stepmother wants her to marry. Will Edward and Bella get hit with Cupids arrow? Both humans. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,646 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Don't Stain the Couch! by allthegoodpennamesaretaken reviews
Emmett and Bella are home alone and after going to the wrong channel decide to have some fun. Blow job, Oneshot, EmmettxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008
Bellatouille by cookybabe reviews
AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
I Can Feel It by BookMe reviews
Ed/A/J/R/Emm all head to the beach on a very hot day.Edward meets a girl stuck in the shade because her shoe's have been snatched and she can't walk over the scorching road.It all heats up from the moment Edward picks her up into his arms. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 122 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Bathroom Confessionals by My-Bella reviews
More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Mechanic Magic by Nesrine reviews
Jacob gets a welcome interruption while working in the garage. Lemony! M/F, Jacob/Bella, Mmmm...werewolves...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 3,321 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
A heart is forged in flames by Joanie1119 reviews
Reyes is a different species of vampire & an old friend of Carlisle's. Unlocking new & hidden passions for EdXBell, AliXJasp, EmmXRose, & CarlXEsme, she becomes a teacher for matters of the heart as well as a valuable ally against a new enemy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,697 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete