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Accidental Apotheosis by Saphroneth reviews
Ash Ketchum was most of the way through his Johto Pokemon Journey when he tried out a magic potion intended to let him understand Pokemon better. It certainly did that. Now in a new body as a Pokemon that nobody can quite recognize, Ash is going to work out how to carry things and then continue his journey to be a Pokemon Master. There should probably be more steps there.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,809 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 12h - Published: 12/22/2022 - Ash K./Satoshi, Arceus
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 161 - Words: 1,388,287 - Reviews: 18974 - Favs: 19,143 - Follows: 20,828 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Feather and Glass by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPBZ, AU. Harry isn't the Boy-Who-Lived, just a lonely orphan who goes to Hogwarts interested in making friends. But Harry can make few friends when he has to conceal his snake familiar and his Parseltongue—and that he seems capable of bringing small animal constructs to life. Blaise Zabini is one of the few people invited into Harry's secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,971 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 8/5/2022 - [Blaise Z., Harry P.] Severus S., Padma P.
The Guise of Loyalty by berkeleyjake reviews
[Sequel to The Guise of Family] - Following the death of the King, Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new Guardian still sleeps below. While shadows of the past stalk Harry and his sister; they will delve into the secrets of warding, dark creatures, and ritual magic. New teachers arrive at Hogwarts in preparation for a gathering of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,071 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 11/27/2022 - Harry P., OC, Arcturus B., Newt S.
Harry the Hufflepuff 5 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, although he has lost his way a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,854 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 12/21/2022 - Published: 7/14/2021
The Grim of Azkaban by berkeleyjake reviews
Sirius grinned as he was thrown into the black spindling tower of Azkaban, and looked upon the rows of empty cells that would soon be filled with Death Eaters. He still wanted revenge for the Potter family. Peter's death wasn't enough, it was hollow. He wanted all the Death Eaters dead. He would use this time in Azkaban well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,111 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 12/13/2022 - Published: 6/13/2022 - Sirius B., OC
Twisted Mirror by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU, HP/HP. Devastated in the aftermath of Sirius's death, Harry goes to the Room of Requirement and asks for someone who will understand him. Why he then gets delivered a copy of his alternate dimension, much scarier self will remain a mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,600 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/9/2022 - Published: 6/22/2022 - Harry P.
I See No Difference by maschl reviews
With Professor Snape's hateful and cruel words towards her, Hermione's trust in authority figures comes crashing down for good. She begins to question the adults' response to Harry's forced entry into the Triwizard Tournament and concludes that it's up to her to keep him safe. And if they have to leave the country to escape the madness of Hogwarts and Magical Britain, so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,454 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 4,232 - Updated: 12/3/2022 - Published: 10/17/2020 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
The Guise of Family by berkeleyjake reviews
Thrown out of the Dursleys before his 11th birthday and sent off to places unknown, Harry's journey leads him astray from the path we know and towards learning archaic magics, bonding with strange creatures, and gaining a little sister with a new family. When his past comes looking for him, he will need new allies as he sets out on a hunt for a tyrant. (very slow build/burn)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 105 - Words: 793,949 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 11/27/2022 - Published: 3/25/2021 - Harry P., OC, Arcturus B., Newt S. - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Life Consists of What? by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Even if Voldemort is keeping his presence secret from the British Ministry, it's known to Dark-aligned groups on the Continent. Voldemort receives a letter from a powerful vampire lord offering a political and personal alliance, by having Voldemort's "heir and Horcrux" betrothed to the vampire lord's grandson. Voldemort has no idea what he's talking about, but he will find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,632 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/14/2022 - Published: 7/14/2022 - Harry P., Voldemort, Nagini
The Task of Being Emerald by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry/Salazar. After the Battle of Hogwarts, the school isn't healing well. Harry, having been told by Dumbledore's portrait of a ritual that might summon a Founder back and repair the physical and mental cracks, undertakes it. Dumbledore believes he might summon Godric Gryffindor. Harry, deep in his bones, knows better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,490 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/9/2022 - Published: 7/9/2022 - [Harry P., Salazar S.]
The Creature That Crawled Chaotically Out of Space by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU of HBP, Cthulhu mythos influence. Turns out there are worse things than Voldemort. Like what Harry summons to defeat him. And what Harry becomes in the process of defeating him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/31/2022 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
That Glorious Strength by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU, gen. Instead of becoming Voldemort, Tom Riddle established a school of "secondary importance" for Muggleborns, half-bloods, and Squibs. Since the school frees Hogwarts to continue drifting more towards the purebloods' whims, they haven't raised any large fuss. Besides, everyone knows that half-bloods and Muggleborns don't have any real power...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,691 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 2,727 - Follows: 3,665 - Updated: 10/25/2022 - Published: 9/6/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Tom R. Jr.
Leopard's Choice by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU, gen, sequel to Wolf's Choice. Harry enters his fifth year with the Ministry demanding he retract his stories of Voldemort's return, his allies demanding sacrifices he may not want to make, and the world becoming sharper with every breath.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 118,227 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 9/2/2022 - Published: 7/13/2020 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Theodore N.
Music Beneath the Mountains by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter wanders away from the Dursleys one day and is found by a goblin on a mission from Gringotts. Harry grows up in the goblin deeps. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 183,994 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 4,125 - Follows: 3,966 - Updated: 7/30/2022 - Published: 12/4/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Lawful Evil by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry/Horcrux, HPLV, AU. After Voldemort possesses Harry in the Department of Mysteries, the Horcrux in Harry's head awakens. While it's grown closer to Harry over the years that it shared his soul, it's still a piece of Voldemort. And this piece of Voldemort doesn't see any reason it shouldn't have everything it wants: Harry seduced the Dark side and under its control. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/20/2022 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Sleeping Dogs Lie by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU, HPDM. Harry has received comment after comment on his mother's eyes during his first year at Hogwarts, but almost no one tells him he looks like his dad. When he opens the photo album Hagrid gives him at the end of the year and sees a man who looks like him standing with his parents in one picture—a man named Sirius Black—he begins to understand why. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,722 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/15/2022 - Published: 7/10/2022 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Sirius B., Narcissa M. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 11,326 - Follows: 5,390 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Retreat by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPLV, AU after HBP. Harry didn't understand why Voldemort had suggested their marriage as a solution to the war. He didn't understand why his friends were supporting the suggestion. But he goes into it, trying to be as numb as possible, trying to retreat into his mind and just let the world play out around him—no matter how difficult that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,574 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 7/8/2022 - Published: 11/4/2020 - [Voldemort, Harry P.]
Stronger Than Sunlight by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Everything goes smoothly with Harry's Hogwarts letter, enough that Dumbledore never needed to send Hagrid to escort Harry to Diagon Alley. But things stutter to a halt for several observers when Harry arrives at Hogwarts for his Sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 200 - Published: 6/21/2022 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Proud Parents by RobSt reviews
Despite how impossible it seemed, Harry was sure his dad had saved the three of them from the dementors. After Hermione's time turner took them both back three hours, he was desperate to discover if who he'd seen casting that patronus was truly his dad. Harry certainly wasn't disappointed when his mum turned up instead, and changed the entire course of his life. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 246,871 - Reviews: 6226 - Favs: 7,631 - Follows: 10,182 - Updated: 4/26/2022 - Published: 3/25/2018 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
Who Dares Wins by OlegGunnarsson reviews
A Harry Potter who grew up studying military tactics and strategy uses the attack on the Ministry as an opportunity to lay an ambush of his own - only to learn that his parents are still alive, as well as a twin brother whom Dumbledore calls the true boy-who-lived. And then, things get complicated. Military!Harry. A subversion of DZ2's Prodigal Son Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 183,705 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 9,272 - Follows: 12,017 - Updated: 4/25/2022 - Published: 1/19/2019 - [Harry P., Susan B.] OC
But He Didn't Want the Moon by theowritesstories reviews
"Someone told him once that a werewolf could only truly be in love with the moon. But he didn't want the moon." Marauder's fic about Remus Lupin and the girl he loved before Tonks. Marauders Era, Post-Hogwarts with the first Order of the Phoenix during the First Wizarding War. Based on the events of canon. RemusLupin/EmmelineVance SiriusBlack/MarleneMcKinnon JamesPotter/LilyEvans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 118,490 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/23/2022 - Published: 3/26/2018 - [Remus L., Emmeline V.] [Marlene M., Sirius B.]
Back to Black by Speaker-to-Customers reviews
The Cursed Child's messing with time sends 17-year-old, sane, Bellatrix Black six years forward in time and gives her a glimpse into her future. Naturally she's not keen on that fate and decides to avert it by becoming an Auror instead of a Death Eater. When Harry enters the Wizarding World he'll find some things significantly different from the original time-line...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,686 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 2/23/2022 - Published: 6/1/2019 - Harry P., Severus S., Bellatrix L., N. Tonks
Kairos Amid the Ruins by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry's attempt to time travel and fix the past went badly awry. Time shattered, and the various pieces of the universe clung to each other as best they could. Harry finds himself in 1961, with Albus Dumbledore the Minister for Magic, Gellert Grindelwald his loving husband, Voldemort newly defeated…and Severus Snape being proclaimed the Boy-Who-Lived. HPOB, ADGG. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 118,469 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 1/29/2022 - Published: 10/3/2019 - [Harry P., Orion B.] Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Crack Pot by maschl reviews
My collection of silly HP one-shots. Mostly HHr. Now with Chapter 5: "Do You Know Who?": During their first meeting, Hagrid didn't want to speak of the past and only told Harry that he's famous because of "you know who". But Harry doesn't know who. During his first trip on the Hogwarts Express, he tries to find out more. This turns out to be much more difficult than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/22/2022 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter, et al, and the Keystone Council by OlegGunnarsson reviews
All his life, Harry Potter had heard voices inside his head. He never expected to learn that the voices were his own. Five different Harry Potters, from five different worlds, must work together to survive life, school, and the second war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 221,546 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 2,651 - Updated: 11/30/2021 - Published: 6/23/2018 - Harry P.
Mirror of a Thousand Shadows by Lomonaaeren reviews
Pre-HPTMR, GWBL. AU. When the Dark Lady Firebrand tried to kill Harry Potter, she didn't manage it. Harry survives, goes to Hogwarts, and befriends Ron Weasley despite being Sorted into Slytherin. Ron's younger brother Tom starts at Hogwarts the next year, in possession of a mysterious diary from which a sixteen-year-old witch who calls herself Ginny speaks... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/30/2021 - Published: 11/27/2021 - [Ginny W., Bellatrix L.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Answer Is Silence by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU, implied time travel. Lord Voldemort might have been the first to know it, but others learned, including the Dursleys, the Hogwarts professors and students, and the Death Eaters: Harry Potter is terrifying. Seven parts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,192 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 11/9/2021 - Published: 11/3/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Hound at Death's Right Hand by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Harry knew that the Dursleys was wrong about magic not being real, because of the ghostly man who would visit him every time the moon was full. However, it took growing older to learn about what Harry had to do to get his godfather, whom he had fallen in love with, back among the living. Based extremely loosely on the fairy tale "Godfather Death." COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,960 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/1/2021 - Published: 10/31/2021 - [Harry P., Sirius B.] Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 233,682 - Reviews: 3924 - Favs: 9,553 - Follows: 7,316 - Updated: 9/12/2021 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 735,308 - Reviews: 3738 - Favs: 6,187 - Follows: 5,770 - Updated: 7/4/2021 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Courage Is by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. In the chaos after Sirius is taken to Azkaban, Peter Pettigrew tracks down Harry Potter and snatches the child from the Dursleys' home. He tells himself that he's raising Harry so that the Dark Lord may have the honor of killing him when he comes back. So he tells himself. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,891 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/30/2021 - Published: 6/25/2021 - Harry P., Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
An Altar to an Unknown God by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry/several pairings. Harry, restless and dissatisfied with his life as he approaches the end of his eighth year, hears of an altar in the Forbidden Forest that can show him several glimpses of possible futures. He can't resist approaching it. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,174 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/23/2021 - Complete
Boggarts and monsters by The madness in me reviews
Remus thought teaching his students to fight boggarts would be a great idea, that is until the older muggle born students got their shot and the unfortunate werewolf suddenly got a crash course in muggle movie monsters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,175 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 1,706 - Updated: 5/23/2021 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Remus L.
Eyes in the Cupboard by berkeleyjake reviews
Dudley Dursley is the perfect child of a perfect family. Nothing like his mum's sister and her son, Harry. Everything is normal. Until it isn't. Strange things begin to happen around Dudley and he gets blamed for them. He's nothing like Harry, so he makes sure he is always in his cupboard, but strange things still keep happening.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/8/2021 - Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Princeps by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. Harry has worked for years as an Unspeakable to identify the best point where he might go back in time to change the impact of Voldemort's war. Now he knows: he will have to return to his parents' Hogwarts years and encourage the Slytherins to stand on their own instead of following a leader. Surely nothing can go too wrong. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,337 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 12/17/2020 - Published: 11/22/2019 - Harry P., Severus S., Regulus B. - Complete
101 ways by The madness in me reviews
101 ways to weaponize potions previously thought to be harmless. As discovered by Neville Longbottom and compiled by Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 11/2/2020 - Published: 2/2/2020 - Severus S., Neville L.
Too Many Champions by maschl reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues... A story that combines humour, logic, canon concepts, and some unique plot bunnies into a 4th-year tale that's hopefully different. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,506 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 3,597 - Follows: 2,218 - Updated: 10/17/2020 - Published: 1/24/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
What's In A Name? by Speaker-to-Customers reviews
Silly drabble. In one universe Harry gave his second son a different set of names...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2020 - Published: 6/30/2020 - Harry P., Ginny W., Albus S. P. - Complete
Wolf's Choice by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU of GoF, sequel to Other People's Choices. Harry begins his summer with horrific visions that come true much faster than he was expecting. He'll have to rely on his circle of friends, both his guardians, and all his allies to cope with the results. COMPLETE. The sequel, Leopard's Choice, is now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 194,304 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 7/6/2020 - Published: 7/23/2018 - Harry P., Severus S., Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,373 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 4,956 - Follows: 3,955 - Updated: 5/27/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,717 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 2,964 - Follows: 3,365 - Updated: 4/29/2020 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Secret potions club by The madness in me reviews
Side story to Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lords Diary. Snape starts a secret potions club with himself, Luna Lovegood and the Weasley twins. Chaos Ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 2/1/2020 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Severus S., George W., Luna L., Fred W.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8237 - Favs: 12,407 - Follows: 12,698 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 3,597 - Follows: 3,800 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
Dementors are born freezing by The madness in me reviews
Dementors are born freezing. From the moment they enter the world in some twisted form of infancy they are cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/10/2019 - Luna L. - Complete
Benefits of old laws by ulktante reviews
Parts of souls do not go on alone. When Voldemort returns to a body he is much more sane than before and realizes that he cannot go on as he started. Finding some old laws he sets out to reach his goals in another way. Harry will find his world turned upside down once more and we will see how people react when the evil is not acting how they think it should.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 109 - Words: 878,803 - Reviews: 6610 - Favs: 7,160 - Follows: 6,676 - Updated: 10/3/2019 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dogfather II: Chamber of Secrets (ON HIATUS) by LadyClassical reviews
Harry learns before second year that he can speak Parseltongue and he has a rather disturbing inkling of why; Regulus remembers how much family means to him; Sirius enters fatherhood, trying to leave his demons behind him. But when horror, pain, and crushing loss threaten it all, they learn that leaving the past where it belongs is not so easy. (year 2 AU, Draco and Lucius bashing)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 188,487 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 9/30/2019 - Published: 2/8/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Regulus B.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 4,234 - Follows: 4,670 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5986 - Favs: 18,595 - Follows: 15,921 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Other People's Choices by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 191,253 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 4,542 - Follows: 4,125 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Sorting Hat - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 10,485 - Follows: 3,736 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 4,147 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dogfather by LadyClassical reviews
What if Sirius rescued Harry before Hogwarts and took him under his wing? What if Sirius taught Care of Magical Creatures and ended up starting a Defense Against the Dark Arts club? What if Hermione chose Harry? What if Sirius reunited with someone special he thought was gone forever...and they got a second chance? Read on to find out! (Harry POV, year 1 AU, slight Dumblebashing)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 75 - Words: 168,128 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 2/9/2018 - Published: 6/29/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
What If by Fyreheart reviews
This is a series of one-shot stories and miscellaneous scenes about what if Harry had responded differently to key events in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,732 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 3,125 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Harry P.
Trolling the Toad by Akela Victoire reviews
If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 86,140 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 4227 - Favs: 8,128 - Follows: 5,057 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 8,145 - Follows: 4,713 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 7,252 - Follows: 6,676 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Toddler-Who-Lived by nicnac918 reviews
No, Dumbledore did not use a picture of Severus Snape to teach little two year old Harry to call the man 'Da.' That is a ridiculous accusation and it will not be stood for!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 560 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 6178 - Favs: 7,882 - Follows: 9,385 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Harry Lovegood: Saves the Sorcerer's Stone by SovereignChild reviews
What if, while Hagrid was flying with little Harry on that fateful night, he dropped him? What if Harry Potter was spotted by one Estelle Lovegood while she was out stargazing, and saved just in time? How will Harry's life change, with two loving parents and a sister from a very 'different' family? How will his first year be now? Ravenclaw!Powerful!Happy!Harry, Dumbledore bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Xenophilius L.
Goblin Communications by afish.2far reviews
What if the goblins wrote to Harry on his eleventh birthday? Dursley treatment not physical abuse just neglect and completely uncaring about him - how would this change him? What would this mean for Hogwarts? Dumbles bashing. Goblins/ Lord Potter story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,823 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Harry P., F. Flitwick, Griphook - Complete
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Teenage Mutant Ninja Kneazles by Manatocfox reviews
Growing up as a Kneazle is tricky, especially when you realize you might be human, too. Add in posessed professors, sinister snakes, and more detentions than he can count, and Harry's Hogwarts career has certainly been memorable. What will he do when he faces his biggest challenge yet? Being a teenager isn't easy no matter what species you are. Sequel to 'Growing Up Kneazle'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 155,973 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Nope by Rachelfairynose reviews
One-shot. What a sarcastic, proactive and more confident Harry should have done when his name came out of that thrice damned Goblet. Strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Complete
A Crack Slash Epilogue by alexanderwales reviews
Six years after the events of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, Hogwarts is a changed place, and a long-ago prophecy has reared its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/4/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36793 - Favs: 29,908 - Follows: 21,758 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4836 - Favs: 13,801 - Follows: 13,625 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Harry's Wand Gets Around by Kevin3 reviews
Harry's Wand just can't seem to make up its mind on who it belongs to... resulting in a world where Gilderoy Lockhart stops Pomona Sprout from ruining Albus Dumbledore's chances of killing Lord Voldemort. Humor one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/3/2014
Constant Vigilance by Kevin3 reviews
What? Why was Amelia snickering? Surely it was a good thing to have such a legendary auror like Alastor Moody as a mentor... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/3/2014
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 29517 - Favs: 31,226 - Follows: 19,179 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dobby the Almost No Longer Free Forest Elf by evansentranced reviews
Short companion piece for the Handbook. This was written for the Fandom For Leukemia & Lymphoma Society as part of last year's compilation. It's exactly what it says on the tin, set after Harry's freed Dobby and they're out roaming the countryside again, but before the events of third year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Harry P., Dobby - Complete
Narration Irritation by Kevin3 reviews
This is it. The summer where Harry is no longer the world's pinata... the only problem is, the young man can't quite get what he's expecting from a young junior auror named Tonks. Parody/Romance/Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Raised by Darkness by apple2011 reviews
After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. Powerful Harry, manipulative Dumbledore, Weasley bashing and Caring Dementors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 120,493 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 5,353 - Follows: 3,503 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug reviews
There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 330 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 12,160 - Follows: 3,753 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 5,597 - Follows: 2,218 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4554 - Favs: 10,171 - Follows: 4,468 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Apprentic James by Lil Nezumi reviews
Char. Ooc, AU/AR, still within JK's world - Harry is apprenticed to a Diagon Alley businessman at the tender age of seven. From there the story changes... very mild bashing of some regulars.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,445 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 790 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Harry P., G. Ollivander - Complete
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4873 - Favs: 11,960 - Follows: 6,007 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Death of an Evil One by Lady FoxFire reviews
How far would you go to save your way of life, your magic and your life and that of your people? - Warning - Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 4,986 - Follows: 1,126 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 5,701 - Follows: 2,202 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 4,372 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,138 - Reviews: 4672 - Favs: 13,832 - Follows: 5,701 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5732 - Favs: 15,347 - Follows: 6,758 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
What They Don't Know by Lil Nezumi reviews
Permanently "ON HOLD" - How much does anyone really know about Harry Potter? Things could have been very different if Hagrid... AU, what if type of story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 142,064 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P.
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 5,184 - Follows: 1,422 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 16335 - Favs: 28,217 - Follows: 11,989 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Knowledge is Power by RobSt reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 4035 - Favs: 12,748 - Follows: 5,449 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 418 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 4,549 - Follows: 1,288 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 414 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6702 - Favs: 19,749 - Follows: 7,366 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Beauty in Death by Hebi R reviews
Luna truely loves threstrals.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Luna L. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 6,985 - Follows: 3,195 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Acceptance by Pan06 reviews
With the Dursleys away in Majorca, Harry gets his first Hogwarts letter. Along with a whole lot of others. Which school will he chose and how will his choice effect the people and events that surround him? How will it effect his own future?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,840 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 3,280 - Follows: 3,785 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Harry P.
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 6,140 - Follows: 2,874 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Billywigs by evansentranced reviews
Features: A massive conspiracy orchestrated by Dumbledore, repeated abuse of billywig stings, a nearfatal brush with a werewolf, an intervention, a skeptical Lily, a hotheaded Sirius, an addicted James, a slightly confused Remus, and a pseudogenius Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,544 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 655 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 2,743 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11923 - Favs: 24,811 - Follows: 9,115 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 4,211 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Therapeutic Discussion by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Marriage by Janara reviews
[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 712 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Die, Umbridge, Die by Dragon Mistress reviews
*WARNING: ORDER OF THE PHOENIX SPOILERS!* Who detests Dolores Umbridge? I do, I do! Who loves Sirius? I do, I do! Who loves knives? Sirius does, Sirius does!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/29/2003