Midnight-Whisperer
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Joined 01-27-08, id: 1485889, Profile Updated: 06-29-08
Author has written 21 stories for Naruto.

Hi, my name is Sierra or in japanese Shiera. My nickname is Sarah, you can call me either of the three. Heres some things: About me.

I watch the animes, Inuyasha, Ouran High School Host Club, and many others. But most of all... Naruto! (Surprised you there huh?) I am a proud supporter of the following Naruto couples: There are others, that I wouldn't mind reading about, but these are the ones that I like the most. (Not in order)

GaaSaku

SasuSaku

NaruSaku

KibaSaku

NaruHina

NejiTen

ShikaTema

ShikaIno

Likes: Guys, humor, Naruto and people who arent afraid to be different, SUGAR!, ccokies, potatoes, anything that will get me hyper, and alot of other things.

Dislikes: Any acts of hatred against those who are different, unwanted optimism, stereotypes, fakers and alot of other things.

Age: Between 1 and 1000000...figure it out XD

Fave characters: Gaara and Sakura are my top two!

Favorite Quotes:

"For every girl with a broken heart there is a guy with a glue gun"

"Its amazing when two strangers become the best of friends, but its just wrong when the best of friends become two strangers"

"You said you can't stand seeing my heart broken, so when you broke mine did you close your eyes?"

"What happens when smiles fade away? When everything changes within one day? What happens when love falls through? When the one you love...doesn't love you?"

"Love is not a play thing, a girls heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken, give it to a boy."

"Behind every snobby girl, is a guy who made her that way."

"Love is like cement, no matter how strong you are, or think you are, somehow love will make you crack."

"Love is like wet cement the longer you stay the harder it is to leave and when you do, you always leave your trail"

"Your eyes are what tells your life story, for they have seen it all. Your eyes can't hide what you don't want people to find out. Tears are the barriers built for those who wish not to be figured out."

"Don't you wish you were 8 again? So all he would have to do was tag you and you were it?"

"I've been alot of things, but never yours."

"Having your bf break up with you and say we can still be friends, is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can keep it. What's the point? I'll have to relive the pain every day."

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."

"I like walking in the rain because no one knows I'm crying. Only TRUE friends can do that."

"Anyone can make you smile, or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile while there are tears in your eyes."

"Teddy bears don't hug back, but sometimes they are all I got."

"While your playing games, deciding whether or not you like me or not, I'll be at the finish line with the guy who already knew."

"I'll admit it, I fell for you, but you tripped me."

"I'm to scared to get close to anyone because everyone who said that they would be there for me left."

"Sometimes I feel like the last cookie in the cookie jar, alone and broken, nothing but crumbs."

"Do you remember when mommy was your hero? When daddy was there? War was just a card game? When the worst thing a boy could do was give you the cooties? Only skinned knees hurt and only toys were broken? What a fool I was to want to grow up."

"You can close your eyes to something you dont wanna hear, but you cant close your heart to something you dont wanna feel."

"Sometimes when I say I'm fine I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell me the truth.'

"You ask me whats wrong. How can I answer that when nothings right and everything is wrong?"

"What do you do when he's your prince charming but your not his Cinderella?"

"(Some) Boys are players, and that's a fact, don't be a victim. Just play 'em back"

"Fake, its the latest fashion trend, and it seems alot of people are in style"

"The things you may hear about me, may be true, but then again they may be as fake as the girl/guy who told you"

Copy and Paste thingys!

One day a girl was at her house when she got an I.M form her bf. She had recently had a feeling that her boyfriend didn't love her anymore so she asked him. "Do you love me? Don't lie." He didn't wanna hurt her so he sent her this: (Pay attention to the capital letters)

are you kidding? I'M in Love with You. I could Never live without you Girl. (In case you didnt notice the capital letters spell out: I'M LYING.) COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU EVER HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN.

Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization XD!

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you enjoy those copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you argue with yourself and lose post this in your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head (not of book characters) and aren't afraid to admit it, post this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you know / knew someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, Crash923, Silver Wind Kitsue, Wings of Water- SKYE, 2ndsly, Insane Winged Girl, Narufan101.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place,and are plannning on doing something about it by making wondiful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, Insane Winged Girl, Narufan101,

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Years ago, he did get a spoonful ONCE...)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever talked about something that you're hooked on non-stop with someone who doesn't know what the hell your talking about then copy this onto your profile.

If you talk to animals copy this onto your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile

If you love Sasuke and Sakura fics paste this onto your page(it rules!)

If you love Gaara and Sakura fics paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit!

I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you are not gay/lesbian and you still think that homophobia is something that closed-minded pathetic idiots who are afriad of anything different from them have, then spread the word!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to

come along, one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

A piece of literature about saying 'Goodbye'...

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mommy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But Mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry Mommy I had to go, but Mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mommy why'd it have to be me, no one deserves this

Mommy warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss

And Mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But Mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mommy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mommy I wanted to live

But Mommy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mommy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you Mommy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
Ihave A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
Ihave GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

Every 7.5 seconds a woman is beaten by her husband or boyfriend.

Every hour 12 women are raped.
That is almost 300 each day/10,000 each year,
that are reported.

COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU ARE AGAINST ANY FORM OF VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN!!

THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR ABUSE!

80 of Americans say "I LOVE YOU".
20 actually mean it.

If you honestly are in the 20, paste this into your profile

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Sakura
2. Naruto
3.
Sasuke
4. Gaara
5. Sasori
6. Itachi
7. Temari
8.Tenten
9. Deidara
10. Neji
11. Lee
12. Hinata

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

OMG! WTF! NO! AND I SURE HOPE I WILL NEVER ENCOUNTER ONE!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Gaara? Hot? HECK TO THE YES! HE IS BLAZING HOT! XD

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Eww...O.o I got a pic in my mind...I'm not really a yuri fan, excuse me...I have to go clear my mind now...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, actually, alot of people love him. And I don't blame them...XD

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Naruto...and Itachi? I doubt it, I hope that never happens.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Ewww...Sasori/Deidara or Sasori/Neji, I doubt I would like either, but people actually like Sasori/Deidara

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having _?

Lol, I can totally see this happening. She would jump up and down saying: "YOU GUYS ARE FINALLY TOGETHER!" And then announce it to the whole world...XD

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Sasuke and Neji are arguing about whether Sharingon or Byuakugan (I have no idea how to spell that). Who will win? Both bring up some...interesting yet disturbing points.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Sakura/Tenten? I don't know and don't plan to find out...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

How to get a guy in 10 days: Temari's lessons 101

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to purpose to One?

This is one of my fave couple anyways, so I would make it all fluffy but yet have Gaara hurt Sakura some way and have to make it up to her somehow before purposing to her.

12) Does anyone on your friends list think three is hot?

Lol...YES!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, not really...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I sure hope not, they are like my fave boy characters.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Ummmm...: "BEHOLD MY AWSOMENESS!" Idk? Lol X'D

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Miss Independent by Kelly Clarkson

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Lol...pure insanity, may have you questioning lifes theory

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Ewww...Neji hitting on Naruto? Well...if I had to answer: Want some ramen?...that's all Neji would have to say XD

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"VERY YOUTHFUL!"

20) How emo is Seven?

Not very emo at all...

O.O She Was Only 5 Years Old!

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lieing on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

A child dies every day from child abuse. And if you have an ounce of pity in you for little Auroura and you hate child abuse with a passion you will help out those abused children and let them know that someone cared for them.

Cutting is the name of the game
It’s a way to ease your pain
Slice …Slice …Slice

Drip…Drip…Drip
Blood slowly drips down her arm
Soon it forms a puddle

I’m sorry she screams
I’m sorry! I’m sorry!
She screams as she begins to fade

Help…Help….Help she whispers
Please help me! Help….me
….Help me…..

She falls to the floor
With a tear stained face
With a pool of blood surrounding her

If only she had listened
If only she had asked for help
If only….

But...now its too late
She’s gone
She’s dead

Because…no one came to help her…..

When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
-she wants you to look
back and -Smile!!-

When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you
-she wants you to hold her hand-

When she wants a hug
she will just stand there

When you break a girls heart
-she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later

When a girl is quiet,
-millions of things are running through her
mind

When a girl is not arguing,
-she is thinking deeply

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
-she is wondering how long you will be
around

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
-she is NOT at all fine

When a girl stares at you,
--SHE IS WONDERING WHY YOU ARE PLAYING GAMES.

When a girl lays her head on your chest,
--she is wishing for you to be hers FOREVER.

When a girl says she can't live
without you,
--she has made up her mind that YOU are
her future

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
-no one in this world can miss you more
than that

When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
she wants you back, --but shes
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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I AM A SCORPIO AND PROUD OF IT!

SCORPIO- The Intense One (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hard working. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secrative. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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Feelings by hoshi.na-chan reviews
AU. She looked exactly like human. "Liar." He stated. "I am a robot, Sasuke-sama. Read this." Sasuke looked at her wrist. Unit #001: Haruno Sakura. "I'm programmed to take care of you." CP.6 UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,399 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Matter of Pride by Michelle18 reviews
Gaara discovers his siblings think they have an advantage over him in a certain area so he decides to prove them wrong with the help of a certain female ninja or ninjas. Will he prove them right or wrong? Rated M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,878 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Gaara - Complete
You're Here for a Reason by itachi2011 reviews
Sakura’s new to Konoha High and fits in right away...with all the wrong people. But when she notices another kid, will he be able to change her ways and can she prove that he’s here for a reason?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,985 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Sakura's Dare: Part II by Rememberance of Something reviews
[One Shot]This is the sequeal to Sakura's Dare: Part I.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's Dare: Part I by Rememberance of Something reviews
[One Shot] Ino Dares Sakura to kiss Gaara due to boredom. Possible sequeal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Why Naruto characters shouldnt use the computer by BlackButterfly-RedRose reviews
WARNING; I DID NOT TRY. I WAS BORED IF YOU FLAME ME I WONT CARE BECAUSE ITS PROBABLY TRUE.A crackish story I thought up while brushing my teeth. No pairings. Just implied ItaSaku, ItaSasu, NaruIta, NaruSaku, and others. Hopefully its funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Stop by DramaDelicacy reviews
Acts. Smirks. Acts. Blood. Tears. It hurts. Stop. xSasuxSakux
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because by DramaDelicacy reviews
There's always a reason behind every Because. xSasuxSakux
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Icy Blue and Crystal Clear by PGNarutoFan reviews
Sakura is looking at a boy, imaginary, the perfect cross of Naruto and Sasuke. "And then the screaming started, and this time, it just wouldn't stop."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
And It Was Oh So Perfect by PGNarutoFan reviews
Naruto and Sakura. Sakura writing about her and Naruto falling in love. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
His Eyes Are the Reason, My Dear by PGNarutoFan reviews
Sakura is telling her kids about why she married Naruto on Valentine's day. "And that, was the kiss of a lifetime." SakuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Team 7 Tragic, But Always With A Smile by PGNarutoFan reviews
Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto are wishing things would go back to normal. Remember when we were one, Sasuke? Sakura says, staring at the sky. The same blue as Naruto's eyes...SakuxSasu SakuxNaru Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Black Crayon by hoshi.na-chan reviews
-SasuSaku- When she was 5 years old, she received a gift from him for the first and the last time.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A wonderful day ain't it? NOT! by HiDiNgFrOmYoU reviews
Ok so a bunch of really random ninja are training outside Konoha when... SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS! Slight character death and slight OOC! Rated Kplus for language and character death! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Behind the Scene by DramaDelicacy reviews
Things are not as it seems, she just need to learn how to know. xSasuxSakux
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Have Feelings Too? by PGNarutoFan reviews
Gaara has come to Konoha getting papers signed by the Hokage. He sees old friends, but will a certain kunoichi be able to teach him there's more to life than Kazekage duties? Can she teach him about new feelings? WILL NARUTO EVER GET HIS RAMEN CORRECT?R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Were friends by DramaDelicacy reviews
She's gone to him. Her letter. xSasuxSakux
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Letter and the Locket by PGNarutoFan reviews
Gaara and Sakura are celebrating their anniversary in six days and Gaara's stressing...Can he manage to make something unbelievable for Sakura? Might make story to go along with.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Perfection by sleeeepy reviews
Do you believe in perfection?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Has To Be The Eyes by SincereSilver reviews
Sakura's engaged. Naruto's confused. Sasuke's in denial. And... Kakashi could care less. Who is Sakura engaged to and why is Naruto throwing a fit? Oneshot, Main Neji/Sakura, Very very slight Kakashi/Sakura and Sasuke/Sakura, Minor OOC, Minor Bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Mishearing by Reishii-Chan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke walk in on a very interesting conversation. Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Take a bow, Sasuke by Jewlee01 reviews
SasuSaku. Both Famous singers. Both in love. Their relationship was for publicity for the male, but the female it was the real thing. He hadn't realized that he loved her.. until she found out the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When she by BlackButterfly-RedRose reviews
When she watched him fight Sasuke, she cheered along for Sasuke, only to cheer for him on the inside. GaaSaku drabble, really no point to it. First GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Gaara's Home Life by IGlompedYourRamen reviews
Sakura always only get silence From Gaara, she thinks hes always actinf so cool. What hapens when her and the sister of the new kazekage get together and spy on him at his house? Insanity. oneshot! Really funny! lots of mistakes sorry! Gaasaku GaaraXSakur
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Hands by VesperChan reviews
After he was saved the Kazekage and the pink haired medic share a quick goodbye that leaves a lasting impression on the man that, in reality, is nothing more than a growing child.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Bound to love? by Maydrei reviews
When Gaara and Sakura literally get stuck with each other, how will they cope? Having to share Sakura's tiny apartment is sure to cause some problems...but what happens when a deep hunger grows in Gaara, and it isn't food he's after?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,117 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Unexpected by Lovely-Ice reviews
it was a Normal day untill naruto decided to ask a question. Plz R&R, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wedding Night by iKandy.Mint reviews
Sakura's dream came true. There she was, standing there, in front of Uchiha Sasuke, ready to say 'I Do'. She knew this was her dream, it was coming true in a matter of seconds. But why does it feel as if it was never meant to be? ONESHOT! KibaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
My Girlfriend's Secret Weapon by RedMapleLeaf reviews
Sasuke is having relationship problems with Sakura about his wallet, he ask his friends for help. But only to find out they were having the same problems too. SasuSaku InoShika NeijiTen NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bottle by Lumina-16 reviews
Sasuke's first attempt to put his one month old baby to sleep. A little humor, I think. PLZ REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Another Day by pastryprincess reviews
*ONE SHOT* It's beyond hot in Konoha. Sakura's training and keeps getting interrupted. Too bad Neji had bad timing. Sakura X Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Pretend by Sweet Ashori reviews
She knew he didn't love her. But she liked to pretend he did. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Secret by MoonlightxVampirate reviews
sequel to my oneshot 'Privacy'. Stories of The Faker, The Cutter, The Evil, The Wanabe Princess, The Unwanted Sibling, and The Stalker. more journal reading, stress, secret obsessions. SaGa [total summary inside][this is a full story]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Unspoken Words by MidniteCurse4Eternity reviews
"Do you really hate everything about me?" "Yes I do." "Will you ever love me?" "No I won't." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Ten Ways to Steal Gaara from Sakura Haruno! by NarutoLuver35 reviews
Matsrui is jealous when Gaara and Sakura start to date. Join Matsuri to try to seperate the two love birds! Main couple is: GaaSaku. Some of ShikaTema, KankIno,NaruHina, and NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,383 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Dare to Love You by hoshi.na-chan reviews
COMPLETE. Ino dared Sakura to make certain redhead Kazekage fall in love with her in a month! Ino said it’s just a game. But what if Gaara knows the truth that it was just a game and he is the dare object? GaaraxSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,967 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Fall For You by darklightningdevil reviews
Sakura and Gaara were the perfect couple. Until Gaara suddenly broke up with her that is. Now he's getting married! And when Sakura shows up at the wedding who will he chose? LONG Oneshot AU ! OFFICIALLY REDONE ! LOOK INSIDE FOR DETAILS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Not Sasuke by MattyLovesGames reviews
On a mission in Suna, Sakura wakes to feelings she thought she's done away with. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
HATE, LIKE, and LOVE by DramaDelicacy reviews
What I Hate and Like about Uchiha Sasuke, easy. What I Hate and Love about Uzumaki Naruto, hmm... xNaruxSakux
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Pink Haired Friend by hoshi.na-chan reviews
COMPLETE. Once, when Gaara was 5 years old and visited Konoha, he befriended a pink haired boy. Or so he said, because he assumed that his friend was a boy, a pink haired one... GaaSaku, of course!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Lather by Niobe Jones reviews
Why was Gaara going through Sakura's pack? And what secrets will be revealed?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Twenty Truths About Gaara & Sakura's Relationship by Lady Lark reviews
Twenty things people didn't know, or necessarily want to know about the fifth Kakekage and the Hokage's apprentice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Say it Ain't So, Sakurachan! by InosBane reviews
Further adventures...Naruto, Ino and Lee react to the news that Sakura and Kiba are seeing eachother. Implied KibaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
NaruSaku: Im Over You by Lord-Hermione reviews
Naruto is leaving Konoha- how can Sakura persuade him to stay? More important, who can persuade her that she loves him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Gone, but Not Forgotten by itachi2011 reviews
Two poems about Gaara and Sakura. No matter what happens, they'll still be together...At least that what they thought. Romance, Tradgety, Poetry, Friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Accidents Happen by IGlompedYourRamen reviews
My first gaasaku fan-flic uhh yeah. A litle sasuke bashing.LOTS OF OOC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Never Weak by iKandy.Mint reviews
five girls are tired of hearing that they are weak from the boys. They all watch the sky one night and became something that would soon take away their weakness. Warriors! Parings: SakuKiba HinaNaru TemaSasu InoShika & TenNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
If only you could listen and see me by Ayane of the night reviews
well this is a short poem about sakura's situation with sasuke,sasuke doesn't seem to realize what sakura has done for him ,he only thinks she's a fangirl and doesn't realize who she really is. so enjoy! please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Suicidal Love by Zwalaaz reviews
Sakura loves Gaara but he vant figure that out so he goes for ino. Sakura turns goth and tries to kill herself cause she thinks he doesn't love her the story is really long, but a fast read Gaara/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Petals and Puppies by windwhisprer reviews
KibaSaku, oneshot:: A conversation in the forest can lead to many things. Kiba battles with his feelings while Sakura is tired of waiting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Wilted Sunflowers by megzx reviews
Sakura is depressed and sick of life. She slowly and desturctively tears herself away from the world. A boy she doesn't even know steps into her life at the wrong time, how far will he go in order to save her? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,553 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Looking Out The Window by Achalys reviews
A sad little oneshot about what it's like when she finaly breaks. gaaraxsakura R & R Please! It's worth reading!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Before He Cheats by nocturnalMusings reviews
Sakura finds that Sasuke isn't as faithful as people think. So when she sees him at the karaoke bar, what will she do for revenge? Team 7Gaara centric, songfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
A Certain Favor by Okobo-chan reviews
“You have got to be kidding me.” Sakura's eyes were wide, like any creature facing impending doom. This wasn't their average party night wager. [GaaSaku] Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Petals in the Wind by Silvel-chan reviews
Kiba hated flowers. They could never fit his taste. Too pretty, too weak…too picture perfect. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Gaara Flavored by CoolLikeBowTies reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Lee plan a birthday party for Sakura by making her a Gaaracake...GaaSak...watch out for MAJOR OOCness!please R&R summary don't do the story any justice...Happy 15th birthday Sakura!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Sky is Crying by mitsukai reviews
Kiba hates the rain for a number of reasons. But when he finds Sakura crying in the street, maybe he can learn to love in the one thing he hates the most. One-shot, KibaSaku fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2007 - [Kiba I., Sakura H.] - Complete
Coed College by freebird22259 reviews
Sakura is going to start college, but when she arrives there it's...COED!Pairings inside. Rated for adult content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,760 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
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5 Roses 5 Reasons reviews
5 is the magical number. All I needed to know that he loved me. 5 seconds to fall for me, 5 roses to let me know...and 5 amazing reasons.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Behind my Mask reviews
Behind this mask, is me. I am content with that, but behind this mask is me, the me that could hurt his pride. Who I am, isn't up to his standards. Behind my bangs I hide, my eyes are the gateway to my soul. The soul that I am not yet ready to reveal. OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Kiba I.
Best Friends for Never
This is my version of how Ino and Sakura became rivals. 'So I guess we're rivals from now on' I said. I looked at her stunned face. I knew this was how it was supposed to be. I mean, we can't both have Sasuke. So this was bound to happen. BFFN.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Fireworks reviews
Fireworks are flying! Literally! And they are flying between one of our most favorite couples! NaruSaku. In honor of July Fourth
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Long Time No See reviews
Sakura, sometimes can have trouble seeing the beauty in life...literally. Who will help her through the struggles, and the walls that keep "jumping out of no where?" Read to see what I mean. If I get enough reviews I will continue! Hope you enjoy! : R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,487 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Hugs reviews
Team 7 is no more. The pain is bearing down on me. The hearing of his name cuts me deeply. But there is 1 thing that always seems to bring me out of my misery. Hugs. Not from just anybody though. But soon that somebody will be gone also, how will I go on?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
She means reviews
When she says she's happy for you...she clearly doesn't mean it. Why can't you see that? She says a lot of things...but that doesn't mean she means it. But there is something she will never say, but means it with all her heart. REVIEW PLEASIE!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
On the rose that was their love reviews
A rose that she was given, representing of his love. It was given to her by the one, that she says she cares of. But the love begins to fade, and so is the rose that represents their love that once was...but is no more. Please review! Poem! :
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Then They Met reviews
He was cold and only cared for himself. She was a supposed love sick weakling. Then they met. He is now a softy for her, and cares only for her. She is now a strong, independent woman, that love comes naturally to. He was & She was, then they met...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
It ended before it began reviews
Sakura Haruno is a senior, and graduation is tomorrow! The seniors are throwing an awesome party, with pounding music, blinding lights, and plenty to drink. But what happens when Sasuke has a bit too much to drink, and Sakura is helpless? Character death!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not so happy Valentines Day reviews
It's Valentines Day, and everyones paired up...except Sakura that is. What to do when it seems like everyone is paired up and no one loves you? Hope you like it!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Cross my heart and hope to lie reviews
Sakura wants to ensure herself that she doesn't get her heart broken...again. So when Sasuke makes promises to be faithful and always be there for her, can she trust him? Should she? One shot! R&R Please. I hope you enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
DON'T! reviews
Gaara decides to be a great friend and comfort Sakura after her break up with Sasuke. But it isn't as easy at it sounds. He learns some VALUABLE things, and maybe gets a thing or two out of it. SEQUEL TO: UNDESERVING EXISTINCE However you spell it R&R :
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Undeserving existence reviews
Circles, hearts, always and never, hardware shops, spaces between fingers, Valentines, Fairy tales, memories, mascara, pictures, and barbie dolls. Why can't they just be gone? Why do we need these things anyways? Just read the story, and you'll see.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lost and Found, then lost again reviews
2 seconds of rejection lead to 2 years of pain. That very day, my life turned around. I never let myself grow close to anyone. I didn't wanna feel that pain ever again. I lead myself into the darkness, little did I know...someone was about to bring me out
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Memory Lane reviews
Take a walk down memory lane with Sakura. As she remembers all the memories of Team 7's past. Before Sasuke left that is. But after realizing that alot has changed since then, she realizes something more important. There is 1 thing that hasn't changed....
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
I Love You! Right? reviews
Everyone knows how much Naruto can be an idiot sometimes. But his caring attitude is enough to let him pass by. Clearly, Naruto has caught someones heart!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Right on time reviews
Gaara is leaving Konoha, and Sakura doesn't care. She is convinced that after breaking his heart, he wouldn't want to ever see her again. But, when she thinks otherwise, will she get there in time to tell him? The count down on love begins. Songfic, 1shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
He said She said reviews
Have you ever wondered what's going on in your crushes head while you guys are talking? Isn't it hard not knowing what someone thinks of you? Isn't it alot harder if both people love eachother, but are having doubts? One shot. Hope you like it!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
PS I loved you reviews
It's been 6 yrs since Sasuke has left. So far, Sakura has been doing great. But one day she gets a letter from none other than the Uchiha. He confesses that he loves her, but Sakura...doesnt feel the same way. What will she write back? Will she write back
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Threatened to lose you reviews
What happens when you are threatened to lose the one you love? Would I confess? Would I be content with the way things will change? Would I be forced to move on? These are what Sasuke will be asking himself when he is threatened to lose..the one he loves
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete