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OK. for those who understand what I mean, I am not Spanish. And for those who don't...well look at my Pen name and figure it out.

Name : Jazz works just fine.

Obsessions : Reading

Something odd about me : I'm a VEGAN!!!

Fav. Colors : Burnt Orange, Royal Plum Purple, Metallic Silver, and Verdant Green

Fav. Genre : Angst/ Romance

Fav. Pairings :

Harry/Draco

Harry/Snape

David/Rush

Tony Stark/ Bruce

Tony Stark/ Steve Rogers

Tony Stark/ Loki

Tony Stark/ Thor

Tony Starl/ Clint

(Ok, so yeah. I like to whore out Tony. But that is only because he is my favorite and obviously needs lots of lovin'.)

Fav Question : Did I need a reason?

Most hated Word : Buck ( As a synonym for money. I am fine with it being used to name a male dear but I am not okay with it beig used as a replacement for the word "dollar.")

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this onto your profile.

Random Quotes i find EVERYWHERE!

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. -- Roseanne

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. -- Jackie Mason

Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. -- Jennifer Unlimited

I can resist everything except temptation. -- Oscar Wilde

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? -- Phyllis Diller

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most . . . -- Anonymous

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished a how much he had learned in seven years. -- Mark Twain

Health food may be good for the conscience, but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better. -- Robert Redford

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. -- Charlie Brown

There's too much blood in my caffeine system. -- Unknown

It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt, and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. Now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. -- Rodney Dangerfield

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. -- Unknown

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. -- Yogi Berra

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. -- Jackie Gleason

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. -- Mae West

Always look out for #1 and be careful not to step in #2. -- Unknown

Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened. -- Winston Churchill

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. Lynn Lavner

Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public. Tom Walsh

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. Franklin P. Jones

Boy, n.: a noise with dirt on it. Not Your Average Dictionary

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Author Unknown

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. David Brenner

You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. Harvey Diamond

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. Samuel Butler, Note-Books, 1912

Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family. Berke Breathed, Bloom County Babylon

If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian. Paul McCartney

Think of the fierce energy concentrated in an acorn! You bury it in the ground, and it explodes into an oak! Bury a sheep, and nothing happens but decay. George Bernard Shaw

One farmer says to me, "You cannot live on vegetable food solely, for it furnishes nothing to make the bones with;" and so he religiously devotes a part of his day to supplying himself with the raw material of bones; walking all the while he talks behind his oxen, which, with vegetable-made bones, jerk him and his lumbering plow along in spite of every obstacle. Henry David Thoreau

How can you eat anything with eyes? Will Kellogg

The beef industry has contributed to more American deaths than all the wars of this century, all natural disasters, and all automobile accidents combined. If beef is your idea of "real food for real people" you'd better live real close to a real good hospital. Neal Barnard

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner. Lynda Montgomery

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. George Bernard Shaw

We don't need to eat anyone who would run, swim, or fly away if he could. James Cromwell

If you knew how meat was made, you'd probably lose your lunch. k.d. lang

Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own. Robert Louis Stevenson

My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarfs in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures. George Bernard Shaw

I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens. Isaac Bashevis Singer, quoted in You Said a Mouthfuledited by Ronald D. Fuchs

Vegetarianism is harmless enough though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness. Robert Hutchison, address to the British Medical Association, 1930

Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends. Author Unknown

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

If you're not vegan, you're not vegetarian. V.L. Allineare

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends. Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

My perspective of veganism was most affected by learning that the veal calf is a by-product of dairying, and that in essence there is a slice of veal in every glass of what I had thought was an innocuous white liquid - milk. Rynn Berry, quoted in Joanne Stepaniak, The Vegan Sourcebook, 1998

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti. Jim Davis

Vegetarians taste better. Author Unknown

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter." Andy Rooney

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Author Unknown

Vegetarian: A person who eats only side dishes. Gerald Lieberman

In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death - even vegetarians. Mr. Spock, Star Trek, "Wolf in the Fold"

The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk. Michael Klaper

Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. Bob Ekstrom

Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured animal. Ingrid Newkirk

I will not eat anything that walks, runs, skips, hops or crawls. God knows that I've crawled on occasion, and I'm glad that no one ate me. Alex Poulos

We all love animals. Why do we call some "pets" and others "dinner?" k.d. lang

Coexistence... what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving. Mike Connolly

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. Marty Feldman

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

A mind of the calibre of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. George Bernard Shaw

A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses. George Bernard Shaw

Truely man is the king of beasts, for his brutality exceeds theirs. We live by the death of others: we are burial places! I have from an early age abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I will look on the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men. Leonardo da Vinci

I have no doubt that it is a part of the destiny of the human race, in its gradual improvement, to leave off eating animals, as surely as the savage tribes have left off eating each other... Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854

I venture to maintain that there are multitudes to whom the necessity of discharging the duties of a butcher would be so inexpressibly painful and revolting, that if they could obtain a flesh diet on no other condition, they would relinquish it forever. W.E.H. Lecky

You have just dined, and however scrupulously the slaughterhouse is concealed in the graceful distance of miles, there is complicity. Ralph Waldo Emerson

-->While we ourselves are the living graves of murdered beasts, how can we expect any ideal conditions on this earth? George Bernard Shaw

I just could not stand the idea of eating meat - I really do think that it has made me calmer... People's general awareness is getting much better, even down to buying a pint of milk: the fact that the calves are actually killed so that the milk doesn't go to them but to us cannot really be right, and if you have seen a cow in a state of extreme distress because it cannot understand why its calf isn't by, it can make you think a lot. Kate Bush

I think if you want to eat more meat you should kill it yourself and eat it raw so that you are not blinded by the hypocrisy of having it processed for you. Margi Clark

To my mind, the life of a lamb is no less precious than that of a human being. I should be unwilling to take the life of a lamb for the sake of the human body. Mahatma Gandhi

A veteran USDA meat inspector from Texas describes what he has seen: "Cattle dragged and choked... knocking 'em four, five, ten times. Every now and then when they're stunned they come back to life, and they're up there agonizing. They're supposed to be re-stunned but sometimes they aren't and they'll go through the skinning process alive. I've worked in four large slaughterhouses and a bunch of small ones. They're all the same. If people were to see this, they'd probably feel really bad about it. But in a packing house everybody gets so used to it that it doesn't mean anything." Slaughterhouse1997

I eat everything that nature voluntarily gives: fruits, vegetables, and the products of plants. But I ask you to spare me what animals are forced to surrender: meat, milk, and cheese. Author Unknown (Thanks, Eric)

Think of me tonite
For that which you savor
Did it give you something real,
or could you taste the pain of my death in its flavor?
Wayne K. Tolson, from "Food Forethought"

Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet. Albert Einstein

I do not like eating meat because I have seen lambs and pigs killed. I saw and felt their pain. They felt the approaching death. I could not bear it. I cried like a child. I ran up a hill and could not breathe. I felt that I was choking. I felt the death of the lamb. Vaslav Nijinsky

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Author Unknown

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For Sale By Owner. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. 1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows !# ... everything!

Ok ya... it may seem like im a little wierd. And i am. Believe it or not, even though i like Angst and Tragedy the best, i am a very happy, perky, and hyper person. Ok, Mabye you could guess. Honestly, though me and my friend have the almost the same personality she can't stand sad stories while i adore them.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not, please, its so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I Love you, slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this to your profile.

Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Thank you to all of those who have put up with my pathetic attemptes at writing.

I am actually re-writing timeless, so for all of those out there who actually rmeber it, forget it, and wait for it to get re updated. It will probably be named Del La Luna!

Love,

CoffeeCupCrazy

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A Monster By Any Other Name by Lavinia Lavender reviews
The same old Sam/Dean love story, with a darkfic twist. Sam grows up in a concentration camp for monsters, and Dean is raised as an only child and a hunter. Together, they make each other human. / Written in collaboration with brosedshield on LJ; much thanks to whereupon, our beta.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 44 - Words: 442,550 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sam W., Dean W.
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 731,691 - Reviews: 3974 - Favs: 5,246 - Follows: 4,189 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Fallen Angel by Atawalpa reviews
Becoming a vampire for his 16th is not Harry's idea of a birthday present. But he wasn't even bitten so how did he become the impossible? He runs from all he knows to find out the answer and with the war looming on the horizon, Harry doesn't have much time to find new allies. Or even old enemies? D/H slash. Further warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 194,687 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and The Death Wish by Hasegawa reviews
He always wishes for death. He wants it so much it hurts. But nobody wants him die. even his enemies. Why?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 181,385 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 351,621 - Reviews: 4224 - Favs: 5,053 - Follows: 4,811 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Hulk Loves Tony by drsweetsgirl reviews
"Hulk Like Tony." "Why?" "Tony like Hulk" Bruce/Tony References Rhodey/Tony, and Iron Man 1, allusions to non con/torture, trigger warnings. Please read each chapters warnings. Steve, Fury, and Pepper are bashed a little. Basically this is the story of how Tony and Bruce attempt a relationship and the struggles they endure.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,866 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Jarvis
Stranded by My Thought Bubbles reviews
Stuck on an island after a plane crash, Sasuke and Naruto are isolated and have to learn to survive together. Between imitating Bear Grylls, hitting each other with sticks, and fighting off jaguars, they begin to do more than just survive. Iruka is forced to work with Kakashi to try and find them before anything else happens... SasuNaru, KakaIru. AU, YAOI/GORE/ VIOLENCE WARNING!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 152,074 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2882 - Favs: 5,908 - Follows: 6,729 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
On My Radar by Stellanti Nocte reviews
Harry Beauvais can't wait to get away from his gold-digging mother. Now, she is going after the British Minister for Magic, Voldemort. Forced to go with her, Harry finds himself falling for the handsome politician...AU, HP/TR slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Through Fox's Eyes by Dhampir reviews
Naruto was 'abandoned' at the age of five and only survived because of Kyuubi's instincts. Eight years later, Sasuke stumbles across him and brings him back to Konoha, but will he be able to cope with society after eight years of solitude? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,484 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 2/11/2005
My Name Is Haruno Sakura by Zephyras reviews
My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,851 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Mother Knows Best by Nefarious61 reviews
Non-magic AU. When Narcissa Malfoy interferes in Draco's life, she changes not only her son's, but another boy's life as well. A boy who has been through more tragedies than he'd care to admit. HPDM Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 247,738 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sometimes it's simply an accident by sycamoretree reviews
It started with a fight between flatmates. Then it grew much worse. Will Sherlock and John admit how deep their feelings for each other run? Cool John, Protective Sherlock and romance.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,842 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Catch me if you Can by Anonymous Saru reviews
Naruto is the famous cat burglar Kyuubi, Sasuke's a little obsessed with Kyuubi, Gaara likes killing people, Neji's a spy? What will happen when Naruto and Co. pull off their biggest heist yet? -- AU, slight hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,193 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Many A Mind And Blood by dra6on reviews
He had surrounded himself with darkness and weakened Voldemort. He had lost his friends in the process. Can't Fate cut a guy some slack? Now he needed to suck blood and howl at the moon too?LongerSummaryInside.AU,slash,het,creature!grey!Harry,eventualHPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 71,689 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Blue Moon by WasabiLemon reviews
Sora, a recently chosen slayer with a knack for running into trouble, finds himself growing closer to the gifted vampire Riku and the rest of his family, despite their unsavory tendencies; however, his association with the powerful vampiric bloodline eventually draws the ire of the ancient organization that dominates vampiric conduct...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 182,233 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Riku, Sora
To Not Be Apparent by 13AkiraKuranXIII reviews
That was all it took. Almost like a lock had been broken, Harry felt power surging inside him. "You know the spell, Harry." A long short story about Harry's fall from grace, when those closest to him betray him. Slightly OOC. Rated M for rape. R & R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,752 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Midgardian Smut by LulaMadison reviews
Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 175 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Blinded Eyes by Reigen Doki reviews
The eyes are the windows to the soul they say. What happens when the shutters fall open and let in some light? Will Kirk and Spock learn something new in their adventures, or will they be too afraid to look? Follow their journey. Sporky, dark, etc...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 219,136 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Catastrophe! by Moiraine Lendreth reviews
Post DH As the Wizarding world slowly adjusts to life without the fear of a Dark Wizard in their midst, Harry Potter slowly comes to terms with what he has lost, what he has gained, and…being turned into a cat? Warning: HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,503 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Midnight kitten by Midnight Incubus reviews
Harrys having the usual bad summer witth the Dursleys until he messes up a spell which turns him into a panther cub but thats not the worst of it oh no the dursleys sell him to a magical pets store where he gets bought by - warnings inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,556 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Seen it coming by MarlaMonster reviews
Jim comes to a realization that throws him for a loop. Will he be able to handle holding it in? How will it all end? eventual SLASH Spirk later Scones
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,351 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
How mighty has fallen by Airgid-chead reviews
In a desperate attempt to keep John on his side, Sherlock manages to drive him away. Alone, he chooses to walk down a path he left behind him years ago. It will lead to his end, unless someone steps in.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,198 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade
The Broken Bond by Marj123 reviews
Harry's connection to Lord Voldemort is closer than most people realise, almost like a Soul Bond. A broken Soul Bond can be fatal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,950 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, 1 of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: Neglect.Rape.SlightEatingDisorder.Cutting.Hurt.Friendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 2,950 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Fangs by baby-kitsune9 reviews
She had been snatched from her crib and abandened to the elements to die. Now five years later she returned to the village covered in blood. Sarutobi was worried that she might be taken advantage of by the villagers if left as she was. now new chap 30
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,720 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Struggle by sherlockandjohnwatson reviews
When Snape is sent to check on Harry and discovers years of hidden abuse, how will he react? What will happen when Harry and Snape are forced to get along? And why is Harry changing so suddenly? Some cutting and rape. Somewhat AU, summer before GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,244 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Of Teddy Bears and Kingdoms by Kanosui reviews
What if the abuse Harry suffered at the hands of his family gives him the strength to survive torture by Death Eaters? And, what will Voldie do once he realizes that you can't break what is already broken? HPDM WARNING: Child Abuse, Rape, and Torture
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,662 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
On Fingers Broken Long Ago by liftedlorax reviews
After a ten year absence, Harry returns to his old life in England to find Draco Malfoy at the center of it. A tale of rekindling old flames, unlikely inter-House alliances, angry Hufflepuffs, and medical mysteries ensues. H/D, EWE, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,983 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by pcp reviews
abandoned on the streets to make his own way or die trying, Harry finds his place among killers and criminals.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,606 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Webs of Deception by Raiyaka reviews
Naruto disappeared six years ago, and is presumed dead. Now Sasuke and Sakura have a mission to find Tatsuo and his team. A team of lethal assassins. But who is the leader with the Fox mask, and what secret is he hiding? SasuNaru-Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 192,379 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2611 - Favs: 3,076 - Follows: 2,531 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Don't touch me by Kioji reviews
Sakura comes home from the Land of Waves mission to an unhealthy and dangerous situation. When things go from bad to worse at home, Sakura fights the battle beneath a stone smile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. 3/3/15 Writing in progress...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Burning The Darkness by Nyxelestia reviews
Merlin left Ealdor for a reason. And that reason's back, in Camelot. Now he has to hide his past and save the prat, er, prince, while hiding the truth behind his fears. His growing magic isn't helping, either. Merlin/Arthur, spoilers for all of season 1.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,044 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
In Plain Sight by poysin reviews
When Dumbledore finds an abused Harry, he decides Harry needs to go into hiding. Under the guise of a Student exchange program, Harry's id is changed and he is resorted into Slytherin. Au after book 5. Beta'd by Graenr!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,693 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sacrifice by Raythe reviews
A new home for the Vulcan people has been found, but it is a planet owned by the Cerberus Corporation, a shadowy organization run by a man, Damascus Raine, whose advances James T. Kirk rejected when only a teen. Damascus will trade the planet for Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,278 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Voodoo no Jutsu by Chiyume reviews
Naruto discovers the somewhat interesting things one can do to a certain Uchiha Sasuke with a voodoo-doll... NaruSasuNaru, YAOI, rated M for later chapters. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,331 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Disadvantaged Children by thetwistedtruth reviews
Uchiha Mansion is the last place for criminally and emotionally unstable orphans to prove their worth. Naruto finds himself caught in entangling situations with the owner of the Mansion, Uchiha Sasuke, and with his fellow teammates and friends. Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,222 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Perfect Match by Beutelmaus reviews
His life had always been perfect, or at least so Roxas had liked to think. But overcoming his own fears for someone else isn’t as easy as it seems. AkuRoku main, Soriku and Zemyx side pairings, mentioning of Cleon. Boylove. You have been warned.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 275,190 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starburst reviews
Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,777 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Our Vampire Teddy by hyperRme reviews
Sora’s father kicked him out to live with his mother in Traverse Town. There he befriends the hottest kid in the school because they’re parents of a teddy bear in Health class. But what he soon discovers that Riku has some dark secrets that include why he
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 126,344 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Riku, Sora
Crossroads by jade-requiem reviews
Finding out he has an uncle isn't the only discovery Harry makes during his sixth year at Hogwarts. But How can he cope with all the new things he must take in as well as accept that Draco Malfoy of all people, has a duty to him as well? Slash. Dm/Hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 229,723 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Heart of an Artist, Hands of a Killer by Lady Hanaka reviews
They were both searching for the same Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke. She wanted love, he wanted revenge. She found him drowning in a pool of his own blood. It was at that moment that she realized their paths were the same, even if their goals were not. DeiSaku ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,943 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
The Passion in the Flames by Netrixie reviews
Everyone has secrets. Some are just more surprising than others. Drarry, Slash, DMHP, rated M, complete in 7 parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,721 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Vagabonds by Kesiala reviews
It started as a vacation with Sora showing them the worlds he had visited. They were just three teenagers traveling together and having fun. Pretending to be normal. The trouble came when they tried to go home. Normal isn't for them. SoraxRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,598 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sora, Riku
Call Me Mr Potter! by pokari reviews
Harry is a mediwizard especially for children and he is now working as a nanny for Draco’s twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Deligo Sanguis by Menecarkawan reviews
During the summer before Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, his mother's best friend comes with interesting news. SLASH! Pre HBP! slight DARK!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,638 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Babylon by BeautifulFiction reviews
Two years after retrieving his brother's body from the Gate, Edward Elric is still paying the price. Will his debt ever be repaid, or will it finally cost him everything? RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 268,304 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Forbidden by Winter Warmth reviews
Sora and Roxas are brothers, but they both share feelings that are way deeper than simple brotherly compassion. SoraRoxas fic INCEST multi-chap; crappy desc. roleplay format AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,692 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Roxas, Sora
Blind As Love by Riayu reviews
Two years ago Naruto got into a terrible accident and lost his eyesight. He moved away, living in an apartment for years. But his demons are more restless than ever and he's forced to return. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,073 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Loneliness' Remedy by simplyXbroken reviews
Sora and Roxas are orphans. When Sora is whisked away to become Riku's 'pet' will Roxas find comfort in a redheads arms or a razorblade. While Sora and Riku grow closer, Roxas and Axel have issues of their own to workout, one being Axel's pedophile father
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,723 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sora, Riku
No One's Secret To Keep by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
D&H What they have is not a secret, but what they feel is. 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,378 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Orchestral Infatuation by Ira Vehementi reviews
Naruto's a prankster who gets expelled from his school. He's given one chance to reform at a new school, but that comes packaged with an instrument, an orchestra, and a dark eyed boy who hates his guts. Read it. Review it. :3 *ON HIATUS D:*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,581 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Only You by MiaoShou reviews
Near-canon LxLightxL YAOI, LEMONS, SHOTA.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,603 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3378 - Favs: 2,558 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sinfully Pure by Abbandon reviews
Formally titled Children of God and Satan. Sora is an innocent, pious Catholic boy. Riku is a member of a notorious cult. When Sora becomes the interest of the leader of the cult, Riku must capture him to prove his loyalty. But what if he falls for him?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,019 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Sora, Riku
Pretty Rave Boy by crave-the-rave reviews
Naruto. The loser. The freak. He's hated during the day, but working as a dancer in a night club does have it perks...can he survive on the rave scene? sasunaru, AU gaanaru friendship, NejiGaaNeji it WILL be finished
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,310 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Desperate Measures by vvc reviews
Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 196,164 - Reviews: 2754 - Favs: 4,077 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
To Dance Again by Mango Tea reviews
Draco Malfoy lives the life of a criminal. He is cold and distant from the world. Harry Potter is a dancer and a bit of a daydreamer. Complete opposites, right? But what really lies behind these masks? A chance meeting and their worlds are changed. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 183,258 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Take My Hand by Exia reviews
OotP SLASH Living a life bound to your second-worst enemy ever was not the life Harry would have chosen, but apparently, Fate did. Now he must deal with the consequences when everything goes belly-up. HP/DM HG/? You thought I'd tell...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,891 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Why is it always me? by esiwyks reviews
Harry has recently came upon his magical inheritance, a year early. But not only is he a Gryffindor descendent, but also he is Salazaar's. Slash eventually for mature audience later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,622 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Maelstrom by Lady Hanaka reviews
Two years after Sakura 'died', the shinobi world is on the brink of war. New and old enemies will arise to destroy all that Sakura holds dear, and it will be up to her and the still hidden mysteries of her scroll to save the unknowing shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 162,333 - Reviews: 3472 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Loft by pcp reviews
Above a flower shop in New York, is a newly rented loft. Draco Malfoy doesn't want to get married, and Harry Potter is running from his past. Will they learn to love? Or will Harry's problems ruin them both...AU.HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 211,059 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crimson Reflections by Lady Hanaka reviews
The continuation of A Ripple in the Pond. Sakura Haruno is now a missingnin from Konoha, living with the Akatsuki. As she comes to terms with her new lifestyle, she must also come to terms with her new feelings for the Mangekyou wielding Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,883 - Reviews: 2543 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Ripple in the Pond by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,401 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
No Apologies reviews
Tony had been a weapon engineer for so long that somedays he forgets he no longer is. Sometimes when he forgets it isn't an accident. Because sometimes one has to walk, talk, and think like a villian to catch another. His true problem isn't forgetting. No. The problem is remembering to stop before irrevocably crossing that blurred line. Steve/Tony
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.