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OK. for those who understand what I mean, I am not Spanish. And for those who don't...well look at my Pen name and figure it out.
Name : Jazz works just fine.
Obsessions : Reading
Something odd about me : I'm a VEGAN!!!
Fav. Colors : Burnt Orange, Royal Plum Purple, Metallic Silver, and Verdant Green
Fav. Genre : Angst/ Romance
Fav. Pairings :
Tony Stark/ Bruce
Tony Stark/ Steve Rogers
Tony Stark/ Loki
Tony Stark/ Thor
Tony Starl/ Clint
(Ok, so yeah. I like to whore out Tony. But that is only because he is my favorite and obviously needs lots of lovin'.)
Fav Question : Did I need a reason?
Most hated Word : Buck ( As a synonym for money. I am fine with it being used to name a male dear but I am not okay with it beig used as a replacement for the word "dollar.")
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this onto your profile.
Random Quotes i find EVERYWHERE!
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. -- Roseanne
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. -- Jackie Mason
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. -- Jennifer Unlimited
I can resist everything except temptation. -- Oscar Wilde
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? -- Phyllis Diller
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most . . . -- Anonymous
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished a how much he had learned in seven years. -- Mark Twain
Health food may be good for the conscience, but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better. -- Robert Redford
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. -- Charlie Brown
There's too much blood in my caffeine system. -- Unknown
It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt, and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. Now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. -- Rodney Dangerfield
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. -- Unknown
When you come to a fork in the road, take it. -- Yogi Berra
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. -- Jackie Gleason
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. -- Mae West
Always look out for #1 and be careful not to step in #2. -- Unknown
Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened. -- Winston Churchill
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. Lynn Lavner
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public. Tom Walsh
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. Franklin P. Jones
Boy, n.: a noise with dirt on it. Not Your Average Dictionary
Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Author Unknown
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. David Brenner
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. Harvey Diamond
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. Samuel Butler, Note-Books, 1912
Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family. Berke Breathed, Bloom County Babylon
If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian. Paul McCartney
Think of the fierce energy concentrated in an acorn! You bury it in the ground, and it explodes into an oak! Bury a sheep, and nothing happens but decay. George Bernard Shaw
One farmer says to me, "You cannot live on vegetable food solely, for it furnishes nothing to make the bones with;" and so he religiously devotes a part of his day to supplying himself with the raw material of bones; walking all the while he talks behind his oxen, which, with vegetable-made bones, jerk him and his lumbering plow along in spite of every obstacle. Henry David Thoreau
How can you eat anything with eyes? Will Kellogg
The beef industry has contributed to more American deaths than all the wars of this century, all natural disasters, and all automobile accidents combined. If beef is your idea of "real food for real people" you'd better live real close to a real good hospital. Neal Barnard
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner. Lynda Montgomery
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. George Bernard Shaw
We don't need to eat anyone who would run, swim, or fly away if he could. James Cromwell
If you knew how meat was made, you'd probably lose your lunch. k.d. lang
Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own. Robert Louis Stevenson
My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarfs in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures. George Bernard Shaw
I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens. Isaac Bashevis Singer, quoted in You Said a Mouthfuledited by Ronald D. Fuchs
Vegetarianism is harmless enough though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness. Robert Hutchison, address to the British Medical Association, 1930
Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends. Author Unknown
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
If you're not vegan, you're not vegetarian. V.L. Allineare
For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends. Robert Brault,
My perspective of veganism was most affected by learning that the veal calf is a by-product of dairying, and that in essence there is a slice of veal in every glass of what I had thought was an innocuous white liquid - milk. Rynn Berry, quoted in Joanne Stepaniak, The Vegan Sourcebook, 1998
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti. Jim Davis
Vegetarians taste better. Author Unknown
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter." Andy Rooney
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Author Unknown
Vegetarian: A person who eats only side dishes. Gerald Lieberman
In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death - even vegetarians. Mr. Spock, Star Trek, "Wolf in the Fold"
The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk. Michael Klaper
Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. Bob Ekstrom
Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured animal. Ingrid Newkirk
I will not eat anything that walks, runs, skips, hops or crawls. God knows that I've crawled on occasion, and I'm glad that no one ate me. Alex Poulos
We all love animals. Why do we call some "pets" and others "dinner?" k.d. lang
Coexistence... what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving. Mike Connolly
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. Marty Feldman
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
A mind of the calibre of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. George Bernard Shaw
A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses. George Bernard Shaw
Truely man is the king of beasts, for his brutality exceeds theirs. We live by the death of others: we are burial places! I have from an early age abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I will look on the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men. Leonardo da Vinci
I have no doubt that it is a part of the destiny of the human race, in its gradual improvement, to leave off eating animals, as surely as the savage tribes have left off eating each other... Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854
I venture to maintain that there are multitudes to whom the necessity of discharging the duties of a butcher would be so inexpressibly painful and revolting, that if they could obtain a flesh diet on no other condition, they would relinquish it forever. W.E.H. Lecky
You have just dined, and however scrupulously the slaughterhouse is concealed in the graceful distance of miles, there is complicity. Ralph Waldo Emerson
-->While we ourselves are the living graves of murdered beasts, how can we expect any ideal conditions on this earth? George Bernard Shaw
I just could not stand the idea of eating meat - I really do think that it has made me calmer... People's general awareness is getting much better, even down to buying a pint of milk: the fact that the calves are actually killed so that the milk doesn't go to them but to us cannot really be right, and if you have seen a cow in a state of extreme distress because it cannot understand why its calf isn't by, it can make you think a lot. Kate Bush
I think if you want to eat more meat you should kill it yourself and eat it raw so that you are not blinded by the hypocrisy of having it processed for you. Margi Clark
To my mind, the life of a lamb is no less precious than that of a human being. I should be unwilling to take the life of a lamb for the sake of the human body. Mahatma Gandhi
A veteran USDA meat inspector from Texas describes what he has seen: "Cattle dragged and choked... knocking 'em four, five, ten times. Every now and then when they're stunned they come back to life, and they're up there agonizing. They're supposed to be re-stunned but sometimes they aren't and they'll go through the skinning process alive. I've worked in four large slaughterhouses and a bunch of small ones. They're all the same. If people were to see this, they'd probably feel really bad about it. But in a packing house everybody gets so used to it that it doesn't mean anything." Slaughterhouse1997
I eat everything that nature voluntarily gives: fruits, vegetables, and the products of plants. But I ask you to spare me what animals are forced to surrender: meat, milk, and cheese. Author Unknown (Thanks, Eric)
Think of me tonite
Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet. Albert Einstein
I do not like eating meat because I have seen lambs and pigs killed. I saw and felt their pain. They felt the approaching death. I could not bear it. I cried like a child. I ran up a hill and could not breathe. I felt that I was choking. I felt the death of the lamb. Vaslav Nijinsky
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Author Unknown
Nice parachute. Never opened. Used once - slightly stained
Georgia peaches California grown - 89 cents lb.
For Sale By Owner. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. 1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows !# ... everything!
Ok ya... it may seem like im a little wierd. And i am. Believe it or not, even though i like Angst and Tragedy the best, i am a very happy, perky, and hyper person. Ok, Mabye you could guess. Honestly, though me and my friend have the almost the same personality she can't stand sad stories while i adore them.
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, its so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I Love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this to your profile.
Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:
My name is Sarah
Thank you to all of those who have put up with my pathetic attemptes at writing.
I am actually re-writing timeless, so for all of those out there who actually rmeber it, forget it, and wait for it to get re updated. It will probably be named Del La Luna!
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