DragonKazooie89
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Joined 01-27-08, id: 1486194, Profile Updated: 07-11-13
Author has written 4 stories for Earthbound, Super Smash Brothers, Cartoon X-overs, and Neopets.

ANNOUNCEMENT: To prevent issues with copyright, I will be moving some of my stories to deviantART, either in my gallery or in my scraps.

Hi there! My name is DragonKazooie89, but you can call me Heather. I live in California and I'm a college graduate with a Bachelor's Degree in Game and Simulation Programming. Because I am looking for a job, I may not update as often as I like on some of my stories and a few may never be completed. In my free time, I like browse the internet, draw, play video games, watch TV and listen to music.

I respect any and all pairings people still support whether they are hetero, yaoi, yuri, or if I dislike them or not. I'm not going to list the pairings I support because that would be too obvious.

Also feel free to check me out at:

Neopets - doomdesire5

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Tumblr - kumatorakazooie


Favorite Video Games/Series: Super Mario, Pokémon, EarthBound/Mother, Kirby, Super Smash Bros., Sonic the Hedgehog, Banjo-Kazooie, Monkey Island, Team Fortress 2, Chameleon Twist, Fire Emblem

Favorite Anime Series: Sailor Moon, Pokémon, Digimon, Inuyasha, Cowboy Bebop, Hamtaro, Tenchi Muyo!, Yu-Gi-Oh! (All versions)

Favorite Cartoon Series: Powerpuff Girls, SpongeBob SquarePants, Rugrats, KaBlam! Courage the Cowardly Dog

Favorite Bands: Crush 40, Steam Powered Giraffe, The Aquabats!


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Name – Rose "DragonKazooie89" Beterly (Dragon, Kazooie, Kaz or DK89 for short)

Age – 21

Gender – Female

Voice Actress - Jen Taylor (Princess Peach 1999-2007, Zoey from Left 4 dead)

Physical appearance – Shoulder-length brown wavy hair with a pink flower pin in the right side of it. 5’4”, hazel-brown eyes, wears a pink and gray top and vest with jeans and white and blue tennis shoes. Skin is pale white because she doesn’t get much sun with scars covering her body, one from a dog bite on the right side of her face from when she was young, several covering her back from surgery several years before and several small ones on her legs from various falls while playing outside as a kid.

Bio – DragonKazooie89 grew up in the mountains of Central California, near Mammoth Lakes. Because of this she loves the winter and snow as well as nature and hiking. She has gone through of mental and physical torture in the past with bullies and being thought as a social outcast, especially in high school when she began to discover that she could use PSI. Because of this, her parents pulled her from school for home studies until her senior year. Through these hard times, he closest friends were her Pokémon and her Shoyru friend Birdo009. She is now a college graduate trying to earn her dream job of making video games for a famous company. First, she is on the Pokémon journey she never had while growing up.

Personality – Curious and usually keeps to herself but is willing to make friends if people share the same interests as her. She also likes to help others out but later regrets it if people take advantage of her kindness. At times, she takes things too literally and seriously and often uses video games and anime as a form of escapism. Also, DragonKazooie89 can be irritated very easily and it is best to stay on her good side. Even with everything she’s been through, she keeps an optimistic personality and can take criticism.

Weapons – Cast iron skillet (What Peach and Paula usually use as weapons), Softball bat

Abilities – PSI (knows only PK Freeze Alpha, Life-Up Alpha and Shield Alpha at the moment)

Strengths – Knowledgeable in math and science, can see things from the point of view others

Weaknesses – A bit gullible, often over thinks or misjudges things, PSI isn’t very strong

Fears – Her own death, hurting those she cars for

Hobbies – Video games, anime and cartoons, drawing, singing

Theme Song – Kibou no Kakera (Pieces of Hope, Nana Kitade)

Friends – Linda (Chameleon Twist), Birdo009 the Ghost Shoyru (Neopets), Gin the white Jinjo (Banjo-Kazooie), the Mr. Saturns (EarthBound), Lil' Bat (The Aquabats! Super Show!)

Acquaintances – Murray the Demonic Talking Skull (Monkey Island), Banjo and Kazooie (Banjo-Kazooie), Jeff Andonuts (EarthBound)

Enemies - Gruntilda Winkybunion (Banjo-Kazooie), Porky Minch (EarthBound/Mother 3), The wraiths (Neopets: The Faeries' Ruin)

Pokémon Team – Heavy the Snorlax, Nana the Kangaskhan, Lily the Blissey, Ana the Togekiss, Kumatora the Nidoqueen, Victor the Victini


Original/Fan Characters

Name – Birdo009

Age – 8

Species – Shoyru

Gender – Female

Voice Actress - Tara Strong (Bubbles in The Powerpuff Girls, Timmy and Poof in Fairly OddParents, Twilight Sparkle in MLP:FiM)

Physical appearance – Ghost colored (pale blue, red eyes), likes to wear a purple bandana over her head

Bio – Originally a blue Shoyru from the forests of Neopia, Birdo009 met DragonKazooie89 seven years ago while searching for berries one day. Noticing that she was unhappy, the Shoyru wanted to cheer her up and shared some of her berries with her. Since then, the two have been almost inseparable. A veteran of the war against the wraiths when the faeries turned to stone, she is proud to serve Neopia but knows she has a lot more training to do to become one of the best fighters. She is also a fan of the Kreludor team and gladly cheers them on during the Altador Cup. Birdo009 also has a pet Greeble by the name of Frogger.

Personality – Cheerful, outgoing and loves to share, she is very friendly to others, whether she has just met them or known them for a long time. Birdo009 is also loyal and protective of her friends and is willing to take risks when life gets tough.

Weapons – Ethereal Sword (reflects light magic and performs air damage), Pike Pike (a spear-like weapon that looks a bit like a fish that causes water and light damage to the target)

Abilities – Flight, Drain Life (Takes energy from the target and adds it to her own, can only use once per battle), Burrow (digs into the ground to avoid all damage except those that are earth-related)

Strengths – Good at scavenging for food in the wilderness, resourceful

Weaknesses – Not very fast, susceptible to electric attacks

Hobbies – Gathering food, video games, collecting trading cards

Theme song – Fly High (Ayumi Hamasaki)

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Mortal Man by DadMom AngryPants reviews
SpongeBob never thought that his hero would die, but beneath the super powers and fancy costumes was a mortal, old man. In memory of Ernest Borgnine, aka Mermaid Man, 1917-2012.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 2/21/2013 - SpongeBob, Mermaid Man
He Said, She Said by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
When Lucas suddenly starts exhibiting strangely violent behavior, Ness is left to wonder what's wrong and how he can help. Little does he know, the truth may just be a bit more than he can handle. Crackfic, woo!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 217,208 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Ness, Lucas]
Noona, Namdongsaeng by The Mysterious Mr. D reviews
Finn and Jake are adventuring less often as Lady's big day grows closer. Sensing some sadness, Lady offers to talk with Finn and she learns more about the boy that her lady and her boyfriend hold dear to their hearts. Lady & Peebles SPOILERS! Just a sweet oneshot with Finn and Lady.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Finn, Lady Rainicorn - Complete
What Goes On by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
Chapter 25 is up! The clones get loose and run amok in the house! ...Well, not really, but they DO run into our pals. The Claus clone is there, too, but he's a good guy! WHAT WILL HAPPEN!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,101 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 3/14/2008
Snake Oil by DemonFox38 reviews
A deal with a cunning business woman ends with the Spy and the Sniper being captured and dragged across the globe in search of a mythical location. Can the team rescue them? What horrors await at this supernatural destination? Grab your hat, kids! (Cover image by PyBun.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,858 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
Double Feature by DemonFox38 reviews
It's Halloween. It's Mann Manor. Creepy crawlies are everywhere, and the only way out is through them. It's going to be a hell of a night for the boys and Miss Pauling.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,315 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Complete
Written in Fine Print by Solitary Shadow reviews
There's so much more to the WVBA than just Little Mac and his success story. A collection of oneshots about the boxers' lives. Seventeenth chapter, 'Edgewise' up. Aran and Narcis together equals nothing but trouble, Darkfic, no pairings.
Punch-Out!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,856 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009
Toonbound An Earthbound Fanmake by trickquestion reviews
In the year 199X, a shadow is descending across the country of Eagleland. Can four friends combine their powers to defeat The Darkness? Or will all be sentanced to the horror of infinite non-existence? A tale of friendship, courage and wisdom.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,264 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010
Brawl Baby by StrawberrySensation reviews
When Mario finds an abandoned baby, the brawl crew must help him raise it.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,841 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Mighty Pirate Instincts by Timeless A-Peel reviews
Short. An expansion of the final scene of "Tales of Monkey Island: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood." Guybrush had let himself down. But, more importantly, he'd let Elaine down.
Monkey Island - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
Betrothed and Betrayed by KaziRede reviews
Kumatora learns that she is Betrothed to a prince in the west kingdom and has to marry him to restore glory to the Osohe kingdom. How can Flint, Lucas, and especially Duster cope with their potential loss of a friend? KumaxDuster
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,863 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Kumatora, Duster - Complete
Delivering The Goods by Pyrasaur reviews
Little Kumatora needs to know the facts of life. Unfortunately, the Magypsies aren't the best ones to teach her.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Kumatora, Ionia - Complete
Holiday Housebreaker by Shimegami-chan reviews
One-shot. Little Duster had always wondered why Santa never came to their house on Christmas. Written for the Starmen dot net 2008 Holiday Funfest.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Duster, Wess - Complete
Seed of Evil by KaziRede reviews
8 months after the last needle was pulled, life seemed to return as close to normal as possible... until Claus shows up with no memory of what happened. With the strange things happening to Lucas, could it be possible Hinawa's alive too? SPOILERS AHEAD!
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,754 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Lucas, Claus - Complete
Anything you can do, I can do better by KaziRede reviews
Kumatora Challenges Duster in anything and everything he can do to prove herself better. KumaxDuster, Oneshot.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
The Wrath of Remy Buxaplenty by Expatkiwi reviews
Sequel to 'Fairy, Fairy, not Quite Contrary'. Remy Buxaplenty has found out about Timmy Turner becoming a fairy and son to Wanda & Cosmo. With the help of Juandissimo Magnifico, Remy plans something unpleasent for Fairy Timmy and the others close to him
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,937 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Timmy - Complete
Fairy, Fairy, not quite Contrary by Expatkiwi reviews
Sequal to Love, Marriage, and Ulterior Motives. After Big Daddy and Mama Cosma got married, the new fairy Timmy starts to get used to his new life not only as a fairy, but also as Cosmo and Wanda's son...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,917 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Timmy - Complete
Love, Marriage, and Ulterior Motives by Expatkiwi reviews
Big Daddy and Mama Cosma are tying the knot. What does this mean for Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy? One couple hopes that this will end up killing any animosities, but the other couple have other ideas...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,004 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Cosmo, Wanda - Complete
A Very Mario Christmas by Super Hyper Mario 128 III reviews
Mario was expecting a peaceful holiday season, but when Peach wants him to direct a play they are going to perform for an orphanage, will he be able to keep his sanity and still have a Merry Christmas?
Mario - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,931 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Mario, Peach - Complete
Timmy Turner Ace Attorney by Kairi 'Shadow Sage' Taylor reviews
When a statue of Chompy is stolen, Chester McBadbat is the lone suspect. His only hope is for Timmy & Tootie to solve the case or else...inspired by the hit Capcom game Phoenix Wright
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Timmy, Tootie - Complete
Heir by DarthBelch reviews
The tragedy of loss. Reviews are welcomed and returned
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
The Expectants by Wanda Wish reviews
Wanda has some big news to tell Cosmo and Timmy. How will it affect their lives? Completed.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,050 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
Rudolph the Red Nosed Yoshi by Super Hyper Mario 128 III reviews
You may have heard the story of Rudolph before, but never like THIS! Merry Christmas!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,449 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Yoshi, Luigi - Complete
Tis the Season to be Kirby! by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
[ONE-SHOT] With a special occasion drawing close, Dedede plots to get the most presents, make a blizzard, and destory Kirby! What will Kirby do? Will the Cappy's Gift Swap be cancelled? And what the heck is up with Dedede's plans? R&R and Merry X-mas!
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Complete
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Altoondor Cup
The biggest sport in Neopia has taken the Cartoon Universe by storm and they are now preparing for their very first Altoondor Cup. 16 different teams from various series will go head-to-head in their quest to become the first winners of the coveted trophy!
Crossover - Cartoon X-overs & Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Published: 2/21
Oh Mother! reviews
Taking place after the events of Mother 3, a remnant of the past ends up causing some trouble for Lucas and his friends, mainly for Duster and Kumatora. Will the friendship between the "princess" and thief degenerate or will it become something more?
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Duster, Kumatora - Complete
Gift from an Angel reviews
ANOTHER CHRISTMAS ONE SHOT - When the members at the Smash Mansion have a secret Santa, Pit arranges to get a special present for a a young boy. MOTHER 3 SPOILERS UNLESS YOU’VE PLAYED THE ENGLISH PATCH, not rated K for one bad word uttered by Snake.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Pit, Lucas - Complete
Some Santa Claus reviews
I couldn't wait until after Thanksgiving to upload this :D Wess is roped in to play the part of Santa Claus by Hinawa for the kids of Tazmily for the Christmas Eve Party the village has every year. Can he pull it off? Christmas One-Shot
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Wess, Hinawa - Complete
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