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Joined 01-03-02, id: 148629, Profile Updated: 07-05-10
Author has written 11 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

Yo, people!

Online I go by Kako (pronouned like Kay-ko), and I love to write and read fanfiction. Should be obvious, right? Well, my all-time favorites would probably be YYH, Inuyasha, YGO, and HP. Humor is my forte, as I hope to write for a sitcom or some other TV show some day, but lately I've been trying to broaden my scope with some drama and romance.

I am 20, and a junior in college and a proud English major and Creative Writing minor! I have a twin sister, her username is Sakura Takanouchi, so go read her fanfics if you're interested in Seto/Serenity YGO. They're actually quite good (glomps Saku). The two of us also work together sometimes in our writing, and she'll be beta-ing for me sometimes.

I write for the HG/TR-LV pairing, but I read just about anything, no restrictions. Got something you'd think I'd like? Recommend it! I won't attack you for trying to talk to me, I enjoy conversation!

My favorite pairings would probably have to be Seto/Serenity and Malik/Serenity for YGO, Naraku/Sango for IY, Ulquiorra/Orihime for Bleach, and Hermione/Tom and Hermione/Voldemort for HP. What can I say, I love my villains xD

/In-Progress Works/

Excelsior: The magical land on the other side of Britain is divided into four Kingdoms, one for each of the Houses of Hogwarts. When the crown for the kingdom of Slytherin is thrown into the hands of unsuspecting Hermione Granger, what will the seven Lords of Slytherin do to gain it back? For all those who love epic adventures, evil villains, romance, and happy endings. HG/TR

Silentshipping's Cry for Help: A crack!-ish piece about how formulaic all romances really are. A how-to guide mixed in with a sample-fic about how to go about hooking up Seto and Serenity. (Co-written with Sakura Takanouchi--is on her profile) PARODY

Four Seasons of You and Me: ChallengeFic. 16 Different HG/TR-LV oneshots. I write for this when I have writer's block for anything else.
–Four Seasons: 4 Shakespearean-style sonnets
–My Juliet: Never accept a dance from a masked stranger, because you never know if it could be the Dark Lord in disguise.
–The Cliché Way: HG/TR Parody: "But there's no such thing as a Head common room!" "Oh, I'm sure it was discontinued in the seventies or something!"
–You Know My Name: Post-war AU: Domination is a dangerous game, and he plays it well.
–King and Queen's Gambit: Bad things happen to those who get lost in the Forbidden Forest. Hermione runs into Tom. Apparently, good things can happen, too.

A Different Kind of Gravity: When Hermione is killed during torture at Malfoy Manor, she becomes a ghost, invisible to all but her killer. In order to pass on herself, she is set with an impossible task: she must first make him experience love. HG/LV Sequel to “Just Let Me Wake Up Already”

Thorns: This is my attempt at an epic-length time travel piece. Will be the darkest thing I've ever written so far. Chronicles an obsession between Tom/LV and Hermione as he gives her magic lessons through the Room of Requirement, eventually realizing that the two are living in two separate times. As he begins to prepare for war in his time, he attempts to train her as his secret weapon and bring her to his own time.

/Completed Works/

Just Let Me Wake Up Already: When a pensieve sends Hermione back in time, she finds that she cannot leave this world of memories. Even worse, one person can see her--Tom Riddle. She decides to haunt him for all he's done to her and her friends in the future, but there's just one little problem: love. HG/TR. I consider this my masterpiece, and first ever completed fanfiction. First time I've ever written a straight-out "romance," too. If you read one work of mine, make it this one. Over 50,000 hits! AND it just celebrated its two-year anniversary! =)

Simulacrum: Written to commemorate TMR's birthday (Dec 31st). 4 interconnecting one-shots portraying our favorite Dark Lord on the brink of his transformation into Lord Voldemort.

/News!/

In the finishing stages for new chapters of Thorns and Excelsior, so keep an eye open for those. I'm doing my best to write and update more frequently than I have been doing, so let's see how well that goes? xD

OLD/NEW POLL!! (xD) Cause I'd like to know what you think. It was my original intention to gear Thorns to eventually reach M-level subject matter, however I'm a little wishy-washy on how far I should go. I want to know if anyone would be offended by raising the rating or if anyone feels it doesn't need it. I have decided to just issue warnings at the beginnings of chapters where content might push the boundaries.

/On-Hiatus or discontinued stories/

I apologize to anyone who may have been interested, but everything else on my profile is most likely never going to be updated. That doesn't mean it's not good, it's just that the older stuff seems incredibly juvenile to me now. I might continue something if I really feel like it, but my time will be spent on my current fics instead.

Huge thanks to Sakura Takanouchi, my beta for Four Seasons of You and Me and A Different Kind of Gravity.

Also, I'd really be interested in working as a beta for someone. If anyone wants me to critique or beta their fanfiction, I'd be more than happy to do so if its got a good premise and the author is dedicated. If you want anything from a few reviews/insightful comments to a backboard for ideas, I'm good with just about anything.

Lastly, please make my day and read and review my fanfics! I'm also on fictionpress, under the username 'Kakomi.' Thanks!

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Endgame by Kiritsubo reviews
To want what you can't have, to grasp what you can't touch, to claim what isn't yours.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,826 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Stranger Things Have Happened by Sakura Takanouchi reviews
“It’s not acting- I really do hate you,” she spat. “We have to follow the script,” Seto reminded her. “Eventually, your character falls in love with me.” He smirked at her shocked expression. “I wonder, will you be acting then?” Setoxwho?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,602 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - S. Kaiba, Shizuka K./Serenity W.
A Path of Chance by Schermionie reviews
Tom Riddle steps into Knockturn Alley for the first time and gets himself into a bit of a problem: the Vanishing Cabinet in Borgin and Burkes. And whom else should he meet there but Hermione Granger?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,239 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Silentshipping's Cry for Help by Sakura Takanouchi reviews
So you want to hook up Seto Kaiba with Serenity Wheeler but you don’t know how? No worries! Just follow our guide to learn how to write using these recycled clichés and examples! Co-written with Kako
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Shizuka K./Serenity W., S. Kaiba
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
1001 Nights in Hueco Mundo by Bankai Betty reviews
Inoue puts her creativity to the test during her captivity. Where the heck is her rescue team? Rampant OOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,605 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Blood Minus by Dilly-Oh reviews
Didn't you ever wish the episodes of Blood Plus were funnier? No? Well, too bad! Say hello to every single episode of this wonderful series, taken and completely messed with for comedic effect. Finally COMPLETE! Read and enjoy! Also review, please!
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 204,766 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Like Lovers In A Doorway by Tamarai reviews
Set after 3rd film. He's trying to dodge a favour, while she has something to prove. A tale of unlikely romance chock full of misunderstandings, misleads and missed opportunities. ROMY.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,074 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
The greatest couple Hogwarts ever saw-intelligent, witty, attractive, and unwaveringly loyal. The only problem is that they never existed at all. / Five ways Cedric Diggory and Hermione Granger never met.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bittersweet Taste of Victory by Nerys reviews
Victory always comes at a price. In Voldemort's mind the cost was the loss of his immortality. Hermione disagreed. 'Without any challenges left one is better of dead,' she said. The words still rang in his ears as he strives to conquer death once more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 241,591 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Fractal by Hazelcough reviews
-Oneshot- He was created solely to enforce the laws. She was created to achieve the ultimate happiness. They simply existed; considered neither human nor machine. But to each other, they could have become more than any human word could describe. SxS.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Independent Study by Kazaera reviews
-Tom Riddle/Zexion- Crossover with Harry Potter. When Tom has to do an independent study project in fifth year, Nobodies seem like a good topic to write about. He didn't expect the visitor, though. Warning: contains mind games, and also Xigbar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,754 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Zexion - Complete
Mathematics by Arsenic Allure reviews
One plus zero does not equal two. George tries to cope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2008 - George W. - Complete
Storyteller by Jalen Strix reviews
Based strongly around the 2003 film version, this story centers on a particular storyteller and one of her more provocative creations, the former Captain Hook. Revised version now complete.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,328 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Wendy D., J. Hook - Complete
There Once Was a Girl by Nelson Bannaba reviews
Sango vowed to destroy the man who had brought the stories to life, the ones she had so loved as a child, and forced her to live out those tales of magic and monsters.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Sango, Naraku - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
One Second Counts by Mugen reviews
.:Chapter 19 up!:. Is America ready for Kajuu? She's an exchange student this year, fighting all new Deuses. Does she still have what it takes? Please R&R!
Angelic Layer - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,872 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 4/21/2003
I am MAN by Kyou-chan2 reviews
[CRACK] Kamui keeps getting mistaken for a girl and Subaru's attempts to console him only backfire...
X/1999 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,693 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kamui S., Subaru S. - Complete
Coffee Girl by Peacewish reviews
It began with a simple need to escape, but with her it became so much more. Can you fall in love with a girl when you don't even know her name? Seto/Serenity
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,666 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004 - S. Kaiba, Shizuka K./Serenity W. - Complete
The Title: Or is it? by Sakura Takanouchi reviews
Ch16 Up Isn't my title thought provoking? The tantei are all living in the U.S, and I wreak havok on their lives! Yay! Caution: This is my extremely sucessfull attempt at writing humor fanfiction. Check it.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,498 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 4/27/2003
Meaningful Simplicity by Sakura Takanouchi reviews
Their love will be tested by all around them. Will they allow it to trap themselves? This time, star-crossed lovers are fighting back. A SetoSerenity Shakespeare-inspired piece, with a bit of some other pairings. Check it.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,549 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 7/5/2004 - S. Kaiba, Shizuka K./Serenity W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Dear Diary by kitsunelover reviews
Onion Kurama, paranoid infatuation, and psychotic obsession! FINALLY updated! Kurama's Diary II...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,885 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2003 - Published: 11/11/2002
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Thorns reviews
When a young Hermione accepts magic lessons from a stranger through the Room of Requirement, she has no way of knowing that the two are living in different times. Her knowledge becomes his greatest weapon; his obsession becomes her nightmare. HG/TR-LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,469 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Excelsior reviews
In the magical world on the other side of Britain, seven Lords fight for the right to be crowned king by undertaking a quest to find a medallion. And how does Hermione Granger fit into its plan? AU, HG/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,540 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
A Different Kind of Gravity reviews
When Hermione is killed during torture at Malfoy Manor, she becomes a ghost, invisible to all but her killer. In order to pass on herself, she is set with an impossible task: she must first make him experience love. AU HG/LV Sequel to “Just Let Me..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,419 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Simulacrum reviews
On the eve of December 31, 1944, Tom Marvolo Riddle ceases to exist and for the first time Lord Voldemort becomes truly immortal. Happy Birthday, Mr. Riddle. /Character sketch, quartet/ COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Four Seasons of You and Me reviews
Challengefic. 16 different one-shots for the HG/TR-LV pairing. From poetry to romance to parody, you get it all. Five: Bad things happen to those who get lost in the Forbidden Forest. Hermione runs into Tom. Apparently, good things can happen, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,763 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Just Let Me Wake Up Already reviews
What would you do if you went into a pensieve, and then found that you couldn't leave? What if the only person who could see you was your arch-nemesis? You'd haunt him and try and make his life miserable, of course. HG/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,768 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
From Shadows to Shadows reviews
Seto Kaiba has returned to Domino after being away for ten years. When he returns, the whole city and his company is in decay. He sets out to rid the city of the corruption that has overtaken it through the alias of a known masked vigilante. SetoxSerenity
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,266 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - S. Kaiba, Shizuka K./Serenity W.
Renascence reviews
The rest of the world has become aware of the magic around them, and to some degree, immune. With witches and wizards now being the hunted, both sides will have to work together to restore the balance that once was. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Hermione G.
Camp Fun n' Games reviews
ch 7 up! The YYH gang are all counselors at a summer camp…umm…food fights, Kuwabara in the arts and crafts tent, and Hiei on a SlipnSlide. You don't want to miss this.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 5/30/2003
Refrigerator
AU: A girl winds up in the feudal era via her refrigerator! She has to find her way back with the help of InuYasha & co. A midnight snack leads to something far more dangerous and life-threatening! R&R please!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,098 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
Extreme Makeover reviews
Kuwabara gets entered in an Extreme Makeover TV show, but comes out looking (more or less) like a girl. Basically about how he deals with his new…appearance…R&R please! Rating mainly for language.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2003
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