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Joined 01-28-08, id: 1486434, Profile Updated: 04-21-12
Author has written 7 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist.

Name: Rhiannon (pronounce that without the 'n' and I will go crazy.)

Age:18 (Help I'm an adult)

Birthday: 18th June

Country: England (the north.)

Subbed Anime(these are the ones I can't stand dubbed): Yu-Gi-Oh, Chrno Crusades, Naruto, Venus verse Virus (bad ending though), Elfen lied, Kannazuki no miko, Simoun and Mai hime ect.

Dubbed Anime(when I prefer the dub): Fullmetal Alchemist.

You Scored as Ed (haha, and my friends said I was Winry. Ps I got Ed's watch it's the best thing ever)
You are Edward Elric, the FullMetal Alchemist. You love your gifts and what you do, but hate it when you're told what to do with your talents, especially if it goes against your principles. You're passionate, forgiving (at times), and above all, determined to persue your dreams.

Ed 75% Hughes 70% Mustang 60% Hawkeye 60% Al 35% Trisha 25% Winry 10% Scar

Manga: Gatcha Gacha (the only het manga I've ever liked the girls are usually so soppy) Tetragramation Labyrinth, Kannazuki no Miko, Sasameki Koto and Girl Friends, Future Diary, Stray Little Devil, Koisuru Boukun

TV: Typically guff, Simpsons, Scrubs, Futurama, French and Saunders, Johnathan Creek, Psyche, That Mitchell and Webb look, Frisky Dingo, Peep show, The IT crowd, Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire, My Family, Family Guy, Mock the week, Have I got news for you, Never mind the Buzzcocks,Would I Lie To You?, QI, Top Gear, Two pints of larger and a packet of crisps.

Books: Baritmaus Trilogy, Harry potter, Silence of the lambs, Hannibal, Eragon,The Hunger Games, Darren Shan, Demonata, Odd Thomas, Wuthering Heights (its no where near as shitty and soppy as it's made out to be its really good) Carrie...etc

Films: The Fullmetal Alchemist movie conquer of shamballa (spelt wrong?) Christine. Carrie, all the Scary movies, Date movie. Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged movie and Yu-Gi-Oh the other abridged movie. (do they count?)

Bands: Green Day, MCR, FOB, Good Charlotte, LinkinPark, Taking Back Sunday, Bowling For Soup. Blink 182, Hoobastank, Eminem, Avril Lavigine(Not the Best Damn Thing album though I can't stand that),Three Days Grace, SR-71, Matt willis, Medic Droid, Mindless Self Indulgence, William Control, Papa Roach, Sum 41, Lost Prophets I could go on but why bother no one reads this any way

Like: Lots of little random things in my little slightly retarded world. and I wonder why I keep being told to get help.

Dislikes (backed up with why I don't hate things for no reason):
FMA's EDXROY (royxed). To me it's sick, plain and simple.
Now while I've done elricest fics,incest is something I can deal with albeit so long as it's con. Pedophilia, however, is just disgusting and yes I know I've wrote some which would make me a hypocrite. But I've always wrote it as a negative disgusting bad thing that shouldn't happen to any kid. Not something to get off on and coo over.
To conclude whether you like it or not, with that kind of age difference and as most fics are set when Ed's 15, EdxRoy is pedophilia.
Fangirls Bashing anime female characters. I understand when it's an annoying character as Téa can be, some girls just hate every single female character which is stupid, girls should want boisterous cool girls in the series. These fangirls are usually really similar to the character they hate as well. Btw I only don't like Téa because of the friendship speeches, I don't mind her as Anzu (except when she gets Yugi drowned in season zero but really he should have learnt to swim at his age)
Twilight. I hate this piece of crap, the most sexist, pedophilia cliched shallow badly written load of crap on this planet. I will argue my corner well on this one. I read the first book and died a little inside. She can't write, now I'm not that good a writer myself but even my six yr old cousin could better. Its disgusting and while I can forgive people for liking, its their intellect that suffers, just never say anything about in my hearing (or vision). Twilight fan girls have a go I hate both books and the film

Slightly random but possibly interesting FMA related fact

Elric comes from medieval form old English names Ælfric meaning "elf ruler" or Æðelric meaning "noble ruler".


The hot issue at the moment is gay adoption. I don't know what the problem is, I'd have loved to have a gay dad.
Remember all that at school
'Oh my dad'll batter your dad'
'No my dad'll batter YOUR dad'
Listen! MY dad'll SHAG your dad
...and your dad'll enjoy it.~ Frankie Boyle (the hilariously evil Scottish one)~/Mock The Week.

I want make homosexuality i can feel dirty when do it~Frankie Boyle~Mock The Week

All trace of casino cred he had evaporated the instant he shouted snap~ A card.

I like the dub live with it.~An Ed icon.

David M: I've never disagreed with anybody, so I wouldn't know what its like.
Jimmy C: You're disagreeing with me right now, this is what its like.
David M: We're not disagreeing. We mean the same thing. It's just you don't know it yet.
~David Mitchell and Jimmy Carr~ Would I lie to you?~

I was an atheist until realised i am god!~ T-shirt

Curiousity killed the cat. But for a while, I was a suspect.~Can't remember Stephen Fry qouted it on QI

Apparently, one morning Winston Churchill was woken by a Prime Ministerial aide, who nervously informed him that a backbench MP had been arrested in the bushes with a guardsman, and that the newspapers had got hold of it (as, presumably, had the soldier).
Mr Churchill ruminated for a moment, and then asked whether he was right in thinking that it had been particularly cold the previous night. The aide shakily confirmed that it had been one of the coldest February nights on record. Before turning over and going back to sleep, the Prime Minister exclaimed,
“Makes you proud to be British!”

Flaunty~My best mate. (it's something to do with my hair, I don't know what)!~I think it's Fred but I never catch the guys name~ Mock the week

I found a vid with the sayings under this on youtube that's kk

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Stereotypes! Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be in bold):

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONERso I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTHic so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (ps I watch cause it's very funny)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep (1/2)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Tomboy Quiz:


x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
x You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth. (sometimes)
x Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 18


You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
x You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 4 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid. (in my defense can I say I played killer barbies)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 3

Well there we have a long profile. I wonder how many people just scrolled right through

Now If I haven't bored you to death( or even if I have), look down in horror at the random fits of insanity that I call my stories.

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ManEater by ultranaff reviews
The boys are slowly growing up. Kyle's become too beautiful for words and everyone else are still assholes. SK. Rated mature for language. ****!CHAPTER FOUR NOW UP!******
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Paper Saucer by Fletset reviews
I, Kyle Broflovski, hereby declare that if three years from today I am still girlfriendless and Stan is still boyfriendless, we will start dating one another!" It might as well be mentioned that Kyle was drunk at the time. StanKyle.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Something More by Kenny3 reviews
Ed dies protecting Al from Scar. Al, desparate to get his only family back, does human transmutation, only with some diffrences. Now, what will Al, Roy, and the rest of the millitary do when Ed comes back as something even greater than a homunculus?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Of Mothers and Men by Athena2693 reviews
[Elricest] Trisha wasn't as loving a mother as we all thought. Especially when concerning Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,773 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
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Subjugation reviews
Amestris has been taken over by a Alchemy hating nation. Alchemists are immediately killed, their children are locked away to take them from the temptation of the science. Is keeping alchemy a secret when you're an alchemist's child really so hard?Seenote
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Revengers Betrayal reviews
Sequel to Scorn. Al wants revenge for his mothers death and joined the soldiers hunting his brother. When he meets him however, he begins to change his plans for him. Elricest,violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Jocasta Syndrome reviews
Everyone sees that Edward looks like Hoemheim. What if Trisha saw it too? And began to use Edward as a replacement for him. Mostly follows anime storyline Warnings inside
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,560 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
False Infatuation reviews
Love is for the person. Lust is for the body. The anger is for the denial of them both. The infatuation is for the reality. The fake will suffer for being alive. The creator is always the cause. Warnings inside
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,032 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Slightly Possessive reviews
Al sees Ed kiss a Girl, runs away in jealously when he returns he no longer cares about conforming to peoples expectations. Ed's reaction to the night before. Elricest AlXEd EdXAL. PWP. Very little connection between chapters. A bit of a request fic now
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Obsession's hold reviews
Ed was killed and Al tried to bring him back. after five years, Al brings Ed back as human and whole. but as a 12 year old boy. Will the changed Alphonse be able to control his obsession before he hurts his brother. Warnings inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,473 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Scorn reviews
Fullmetal alchemist and Elfien lied cross over. what if Al and Izumi ended up in world where Ed is a young Diclonius. Basically an experiment on the different ways I could kill people
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,048 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete