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Who am I: I’m Aimee, Shakespeare, Shakes Freaky, Freaky, or whatever other twisted version of my pen name you want to come up with.
Explanation of Pen name: I love Shakespeare. I’m a Shakespeare Junkie. But, unfortunately, the name “Shakespeare Junkie” was taken, and “Freakazoid” was the first word that popped into my mind. Yeah, i know. that's weird. But you're going to have to live with it.
My Stories: Please don't hit me, i'll be updating as soon as my muse gets back to normal and I can write something other than fluffy (And maybe innappropriate?) oneshots about my random character I made up pushing Nessie off a cliff and claiming Jake for herself. (BTW, this character is TOTALLY not me...Yeah, TOTALLY not even sililar to me.)
An Unborn Romance: My version of Breaking Dawn. Great minds think alike, and it turns out that both Stephenie Meyer and I have great minds. Wanna know what I had planned for this story? Go read Breaking Dawn. No current plans to re-post, or finish.
The Diary of Alice Brandon: My AU fic. Twilight happened, but without Alice. Why? Because she was a human living in another state. I’m going to re-post it eventually, again, when muse muse pulls her brain out of the gutter.
A New Beginning: My discontinued Harry Potter Fic. I wasn’t going to continue it in the first place, so what’s the point in re-posting it? Besides that, I no longer have the document. I really should’ve check to make sure I still had all of the documents before deleting them…
That random HP sonfic I had up: Yeah, I can’t remember the name of it, but it was up here. I don't even remember what the song was, but I randomly heard it on radio disney, and the due's name started with a Y. Yep, that's all I remember, if that narrows it down at all. Same deal as with A New Beginning, I don’t have it.
Never Ever After: My All Human Fic. Cinderella, Twilight style. This was formally under the title "A Cinderbella Story." I loved this story, and I recently got new inspiration, and I changed the title because of it. I re-posted the prologue, so you can go read that while you hope and pray that my muse is able to find her brain.
CUTR: An epic AU, OC, OOC, basically self insert fic that I write with my buddies Jason and Anah. Before you ask, YES this is the fic where my charrie basically pushes Nessie off a cliff and takes Jakie for herself. Well, it's a bit different than that, but still. FYI, Jason's decided he's quitting after a certain point, so Anah and I are going to have to write the rest of it ourselves. But don't worrie Dudes and Chickas, my muse apparently likes this story, so it WILL be written.
Authors/Stories I Beta:
Hey, I love all of you, but we ALL know that half of us here on FF.net can't spell, use grammar, or use descriptive words. But, that's alright! That's what I'm here for! So if you think your story needs a little fixing up, just shoot me a little PM, and I'll try my best to take time out of my busy schedule to be your Beta.
Anywho, I currently beta for iBella12. She's an awesome little chick who's an amazing writer, but needs a wittle bit of help on her grammar and spelling. Chicka, I love you foreva. Keep on being my awesome friend who me and Jason squeal about when we walk into Geography and find out we're going to learn about your home country. (BTW, I really really promise to get HBE edited and back to you. I'm serious this time.)
I use to Beta Black Duck Tape's story, Quileute Waters, before she took it down.
Don’t look at me with that tone of voice.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together
So, in the beginning, there was nothing... which exploded.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
Why do writers write? Because we all sometimes walk into the bookstore, but can’t find a book about what we want. Writers are the ones that need a book about that topic so much, they go home and write it themselves.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
That which has always been accepted by everyone, everywhere, is almost certain to be false.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
All the good ones are gay, married, my best friend, famous, or fictional characters in books or movies.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
If you love someone, don't put their name in a heart, because hearts can be broken, keep it in a circle so it carries on forever
Ok, here’s the current logic of our society: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
I hate it when the voices argue with my imaginary friends.
Hate is easy. It's love that takes courage.
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional..
Jenny is in your refrigerator... --My epic horror movie line that no one except Jason and maybe Anah will get.
We are taking the envolope, and we are pushing it TOWARDS you. --Tyler from 5awesomegays over on Youtube. (Seriously, check them out. They make me laugh buckets)
So that was my first kiss. And it was exciting cause we liked each other back then and we were all like Mmmmm. -Serious face- And now she's a lesbian and I'm gay. --Stevie, also 5awesomegays
"When you kill someone your own age it's horrible. When you kill a defenseless child it makes you as inhumanly-lowlife as possible"
--Reply to above: "What if you kill someone older than you? Or a child who has a shield and armor?"
--Reply to above: "If I was walking down the street and saw a kid in armor, I would think he is the most awesome person ever and would make friends with that kid." --A conversation I found on Digg
Well, that's all for now, folks. Tata, Toodle-oo, Ciao, Cheerios, Tater Tots, and Peace, Love, and Cookies to you all.
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