Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
Heyy, what's up? This is Elisabeth here, Lizz for short. If anyone calls me Elisabeth, I swear I'll happily slit their throats! I love reading, especially Fanfics, but not so good at writing! =)
I love doing ballet, and sometimes jazz, used to do cheerleading. Everyone told me i was good at it, but i'd so had enough of the bitchy girls who can't tell left from right! no offense to any cheerleaders!
My fave book is, of course, Twilight! or any other book in the series, for that matter. And probably Tantalize, maybe some others... OH! can't forget about a super good book, The Time Traveler's Wife. AH-mazing! Luv Jennifer Crusie and Sophie Kinsella too! Charlie All Night!!
I have so many amazing friends, I wouldn't give them up for the world! Love them to death, including Syd and Kayleigh, the two who I know whould be reading this crap. don't know why tho...
Well, that's enough about me, i'm not that interesting to read about... hope you had fun with that?
What are 53 guys watching the Super Bowl called?... THE BUFFALO BILLS!!
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I can not see.
I must be stupid,
I must be bad.
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly.
Then maybe my mommy
would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all,
I can't do a wrong,
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone.
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car!
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse,
My name he calls,
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes,
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping,
He shouts ugly words.
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more.
I finally get free,
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it,
And I start to bawl.
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
My bones are nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
'I'm sorry', I scream,
But now it's much to late,
His face has been twisted
into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain,
Again and Again,
Oh please God have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three
Tonight my Daddy,
CHILD ABUSE! MAKE IT STOP!
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
FRIENDS: Will pick you up when your fall
BEST FRIENDS: Will push you back down and laugh
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did
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