uchiwasasuke79
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Joined 01-29-08, id: 1487793, Profile Updated: 12-12-09
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, and Bleach.

My name is Mackenzie.

Don't take AP History it's hard.

About me:

I like rock music.

I don't talk much.

I seriously think I might die by laughing too hard.

I'm KHearts crazed (coo coo for khearts)


And now for random sayings:

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic,HoshikoK,silentscream16, 7sasukesprincess7, uchiwasasuke79

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

You Know Your Obbsessed With Naruto When You:

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

· Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.

· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".

· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.

· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of books.

· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.

· Join a website and use the name Sasuke/Itachi as your s/n.

· Start to call your teachers Sennin.

· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.

· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central

· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

· Can spout out a random character quote on command.

· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.

· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".

· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.

· Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.

· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way" or "nindo".

· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.

· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.

· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that it is to be Hokage.

· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you are cooler and smarter.

· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.

· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

· You always wear green, skintight clothes

· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage

· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons

· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons

· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.

· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.

· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"

· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.

· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.

· You faint when someone touches your forehead.

· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.

· You try to kill your brother every day.

· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.

· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.

· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.

· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.

· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".

· You always carry a large fan behind you.

· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.

· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.

· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.

· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.

· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.

· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points

· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.

· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.

· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.

· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.

· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.

· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.

· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.

· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.

· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.

· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

. You copy and paste this into your profile so everyone knows you are Naruto Crazy.

(A/N - I've done like 15 of those and thought about something like the thing with pythons.)

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you sometimes you talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teens have smoked or tried smoking weed. If you are one of the 2 that knows this is complete BS, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm just random! If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you just want to waste several bytes on the FanFiction.net server, paste this on your profile as this message will use up several bytes.

Studies show that someone has done something really stupid in their life. If you're one of those who has done something completely stupid, paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever been to McDonald's, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) COOKIES! (insert cookie monster from sesame street)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you managed to copy and paste to many things, then copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink when they're at your house

BEST FRIENDS: are the reason why you have no food

FRIENDS: call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandpa, by Grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: call your parents by DAD and MOM and grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting next to you saying, "MAN! We screwed up!"

FRIENDS: have never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore

FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: only knows a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing

BEST FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell

FRIENDS: are through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: are for life

FRIENDS: will be there to take your drink away from you if they think you had enough

BEST FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "BIOTCH! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: would repost this craaaapp!

I copy and pasted those sayings, I did not make them up myself. Feel free to do the same.

qUOTES:

Favorites

"The one I want to fight is Uchiha!" Rock Lee, Clash of Ninja 1

"Taste Destruction." Lumine, Megaman X8

"If I don't who will?" Goku, DBZ Tenkaichi 2 & 3

"Hmph." Vegeta, Kai, Sasuke, Kaiba, etc. other favorite characters I can't remember right now.

"Big Bang Attack!!" Vegeta

"This is the ultimate!" Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic Adventure 2: Battle

"No time for the likes of you." Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic Adventure 2: Battle

"Chaos control!" Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic Adventure 2: Battle

"You will never beat me with a flash step that slow." Yoruichi Shihoin, Bleach: Shattered Blade

"It's not illegal unlessed it's forced." My brother.

"If I don't push myself, how will I know what I'm capable of?" M.E. (lol my initials spell me)

"Got it memorized?" Axel from KH2

"Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality." Richter for Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World

"A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of." Jane Austin

"Virtue is its own punishment." Aneurin Bevan

"The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any." Katharine Whitehorn

"We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us." Samuel Johnson

"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets." not sure

"Think about it this way. Fifty percent of people are below average." not sure

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." Orson Welles

"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch." Jane Wagner

"In heaven all the interesting people are missing." Friedrich Nietzsche

"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it." (lol) Mary Wilson Little

Ones that are pieces of crap to me

"We are not most afraid of our darkness but our light." I'm not sure who's it by.

Now you know too much about me and must be terminated!

~uchiwasasuke79

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The Shapes We Pray To by quickand2thepointless reviews
COMPLETE. Soren, Elincia, and Aimee are each desperately lost and on the verge of giving up hope, and all three try to turn to Ike for the love they are missing in their lives. Mostly Soren centric, spans throughout PoR and RD.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,276 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Soren - Complete
The Next Life by The Lord of Nothing reviews
We all know that Nobodies fade back into darkness if they don't rejoin. But what if Kingdom Hearts allowed some of the human Nobodies to come back. Sora/Kairi Axel/Larxene Hayner/Olette Riku/Selphie Demyx/Fuu
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,490 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Kairi, Sora
If He's a Skater then He must be a Player by kikyothepriestess05 reviews
People say that Sasuke is a player and wants to date every hot girl in school before he graduates, but when he starts hanging out with Sakura she notices there is something different about him, so different that he may be inhuman. So what is he? SakSas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,280 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Two of Us by LittleSaxony reviews
Of all the people to still be alive, it had to be you. Based on Twilight Zone episode. Sasusaku, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura, Pink Haired Princess by kikyothepriestess05 reviews
Sakura only wants to escape from her princess life, Sasuke is a ninja hunting down a certain someone, but when they meet- he's all Sakura can think about and her dreams come true when she travels with him but things just aren't that simple..conflicts come
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,221 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Parody by Black Magic Necromancer reviews
Funny naruto stories
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Morning after Drunk by Ghost Writer no. 3 reviews
Riku is older and in college. He wakes up. With a bed mate or two. Sorikai.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Riku - Complete
How Time Flies by overactive imagination reviews
I wrote a story in like, July 2006. And I looked at it recently and thought how bad it was. So i rewrote it. It's a bit different. Basically, the whole gang gets together and some major secrets are found out. Please read. Thanks. love, Kell.
Boy Meets World - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,303 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008
Beloved Angel Eyes by kikyothepriestess05 reviews
Sasuke has the perfect life, until a crisis happens. And when he makes a wish, he never expected to have an angel named Sakura sent to him. Now he is really starting to get attached to her..R&R!PLZ! SasSak HELL YEAH ITS COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,738 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Boba Out of Hell by LittleSaxony reviews
Sasuke never felt the need to go on a date with Sakura. Until she asked someone else. SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,667 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Not the Life I'd Fancied by iamsarcasm reviews
Hinata has problems with perfection. She can't stand it. And when she moves to a new town and has to start over, how will that go? With a perfectionist cousin and a few crazy new friends, just what's going to happen here?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,545 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Accused of Witchcraft by iamsarcasm reviews
Sakura is a sophomore with unusual powers. After being shunned and beaten at her old school, she gets transferred to an out of city school, and gets a new chance at a normal life. SakuxSasu, maybe others...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,986 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Narutos prank by Chaotic Brian reviews
Naruto prank phone call Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unseeing Eyes by loverofallthingsgreek reviews
I'm back! Deeply sorry about the long wait. InuNaruto xover All Naruto wanted was a friend. All Kagome wanted was to have someone understand. Pairing KagNaruto and maybe more......maybe!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,788 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Kagome H.
Selfish by xRestlessme reviews
A story of two selfish people.Rated T for some situations.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Heartless by vainya reviews
Yay Kingdom Hearts inspired poetry!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Riku - Complete
Know Your Kingdom Hearts Stars by I Speak Muffin reviews
Know Your Stars Kingdom Hearts Style!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007
Life at Hidden Academy: NaruSaku Tale by Born From a NaruSaku Lemon reviews
Naruto wins a bet against his girlfriend, Sakura, and now she has to clean his room. Things don't go as planned when she decides to torture him with a nice little outfit. NaruSaku. Rated M for Lemon. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/28/2007 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: deleted scenes by ShadowgoddessFFU reviews
Made up scenes that are too "bad" for Disney's goody tooshoeness!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 2/2/2005
Kingdom Hearts Party! by HavokMaker1 reviews
A story about the whole Kingdom Heart gang going on their journey to Party!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
A Bleached Sky by Sakurastar88 reviews
A shinigami's dream...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2005
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High School, A Sasuke Uchiha FanFict reviews
A Naruto High School story about Sasuke's freshman year. Sasuke meets some old friends and new ones. One catches his eye but can Sasuke draw the line between love and hate? Sasuke & Tayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,055 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Tayuya
Hey! Hey! It's A KH Christmas! reviews
Riku decides to throw a Christmas bash at his house. How will that go?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Pink Haired Odyssey reviews
1 naruto character confesses his love... somewhat. HAIKU
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008
The Lost Letter reviews
The letter that Yoruichi wrote to Soifon regarding her leave, that Soifon didn't get.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Loneliness reviews
The summary of just about most Naruto characters; mainly Haku from season one.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Haku - Complete
Destiny reviews
Neji's thoughts about destiny, after his fight Naruto, in poetry.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
Riku in Kingdom Hearts reviews
A one-shot I made about Riku while in Kingdom Hearts with Mickey.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Riku - Complete