TheKillerKelli
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Joined 01-30-08, id: 1488339, Profile Updated: 07-29-08
Author has written 4 stories for RENT, and Across the Universe.

The name is Kelli.

Deal with it.

RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME.

1.) My favorite movies are RENT and Sweeney Todd

2.) American Idol is my L-I-F-E.

3.) I am proud to be a Word Nerd.

4.) I'm proud to be a Dread Head

5.) I'm proud to be a Glossie Aussie.

6.) I am Lily St. Regis, whether you like it or not.

7.)Kevin Jonas is my sex toy.

8.)Nick Jonas is my hoe.

9.) I am Fire Ace of Fire and Ice, HEAR ME ROAR!!

10.) This is the last random fact.

QUOTES...!

"No No No! I'm trying NOT to think about DavidXDavid...crap"- Me telling my friends Macy, Brittanie, and Kaylin that DavidXDavid scares the crap outta me.-

"What the heck do sock monkeys have to do with David Cook?"-Me asking my friend Victoria about something in a fanfic.-

"God Cook, why are your sunglasses so big?"-A quote,made by me, in the second chapter of Sweetest Sin.

"Six words. Ar-chu-let-a-is-gay."-Macy telling me her feelings about me calling Cookie and Archie sexxy.-

"I have seen more of Jason Castro then I have ever wished to see in my LIFE."-Me telling Macy, Kaylin, and Brittanie about my freaky Rocky Horror Picture Show/American Idol crossover dream.-

"Would you rather have Kevin Jonas or a poptart?" -Macy after a JoBro concert. Asking if I would rather stalk JB or go home for a poptart-

"He's a...a...A HOE." -Me telling my friend Bekah that Kevin was a hoe.-

"Dude. Why the hell is he in a shopping cart?" -Me asking Bekah why there is a picture of David Cook in a shopping cart.-

"Narchie. Here in your arms can be the Narchie theme song." -Macy telling me that NickXDavid Archuleta needed a theme song-

"Jella? No. Jella is crap. Snogging nonsense crap." -Me complaining about JasonXElla in fanfics.-

My OMG's.

OMDC. -Oh My David Cook-

OMDA. -Oh My David Archuleta-

OMRS. -Oh My Ryan Seacrest-

OBC. -Original Broadway Cast OR Oh Bob Carson-

OMP. - Oh My Poptart

My Contact Information

E-mail- dannyzuko@inbox.com

or country_girl_4_evea@yahoo.com

Yahoo Messenger-country_girl_4_evea

Myspace-www.myspace.com/warrior83

or my roleplaying myspace

www.myspace.com/14911119125islove

AIM-xxdramaqueenkel

If you're only still watching Law and Order reruns to watch Jesse L. Martin kick people's asses, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx,IBelongToRoger

98 of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls. If you're one of the 2 that can't, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with musical theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever wished with all your heart that you could give Roger Davis a really BIG hug so he would stop angsting, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If people have said to you that Rent is just about 'Gay people with AIDS that sing', kick them & copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

STOP STSEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Copy and paste this on your profile if there is a monkey in pants dancing around in your head.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled on the handle on the door that said push copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
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Check this out...

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I'll Cover You by The 1000th Kiss reviews
Basically the story of how Angel & Collins met and how their relationship grew. Collins' POV. Mostly Angel & Collins, other characters mentioned as well. My first fic.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,711 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 1/23/2008 - T. Collins, Angel D.
The Roger Diaries by x Rajah x reviews
The untold secrets of Roger Davis. Roger... a princess? Or more excitingly, a butt model? The unedited version of Your Eyes? His true feelings about Mark? His middle name? And what does all this have to do with a fortune cookie? Only one way to find out..
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,184 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Roger D.
Best Anniversary by Dark Cascade reviews
The sequel to 'Scarfs and Coffee'. WARNING INSIDE! Teen One year later. Summery inside. New version People! Beta-d by spncsifreak. I dont own.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Roger's Blue Banana by Kawaii-babi reviews
Co written with Breathe From Your Hoo Hoo. Roger and Mark don't remember what happened last night at the Rocky Horror Picture Show... what are they gonna do? Read and find out! HIATUS!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,269 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Mark C., Roger D.
A promise made, a promise kept by Random Coupler reviews
Sequal to my other DavidXDavid story. Idol fic. Two years afte idol David Cook comes to SF to see his ex-love David Archuleta.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Turbo Car Basil by broadwaypants reviews
Basil's greatest fear is that someone will discover his secret passion for video games. So what happens when Johnny finds out?
Johnny and the Sprites - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Think of me by Random Coupler reviews
American Idol fic. SLASH! David A is sick, and instead of going out for some fun with the rest of the contestants, David C stays with the younger David. What could happen? DavidXDavid
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
You'll Be In My Heart by echoechoecho reviews
How I think Roger's deathbed scene may have gone. Please read and review.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Roger D., Mimi M. - Complete
The Late Night Visit by ConfusedColumbia26220 reviews
Mimi has something important to tell Angel and it CAN NOT WAIT!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Angel D.
SURPRISE! by Please Moo With Me reviews
Angel is left out... but is for a good reason? Read and find out. A oneshot. A long oneshot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete
An Impromptu Salon by Cohen's Chicas reviews
Y'know during La Vie Boheme, an impromptu salon takes place? Well, this fic describes how all the acts, so to speak, came about. A series of PreRent friendship oneshots, with lots of fluffy cuteness. AUTHOR'S NOTE INSIDE!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007
From Ankles to Waist by x Rajah x reviews
MarkRoger FRIENDSHIP. The Boho Boys are forced to go shopping for pants... which results in a PANTS-themed parody of What You Own. Featuring Roger's nature documentary, severe lack of plaid, and feeling like a dead goldfish. Another borderline crackfic.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Pranked by Roger by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Roger gets bored and Prank calls the Boho's while he's home alone Angel lives
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Roger D.
Ten Minute Break by All-Knowing-Oracle reviews
During a break from being in fanfics,the RENT characters discuss how THEY feel about being in all our stories. Rated for MUCH language! Mentions just about ALL pairings EVER,especially MarkRoger. And we wrap it up with chapter five.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,730 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
Bohemian JumpRope Rhymes by xXDramaXGirlXx reviews
RENT theamed Jump Rope Rhymes.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
The Choice by phantomviola reviews
Mimi gets a chance to see what her life would be like if she'd made a different choice in high school... AU.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Mimi M., Joanne J.
Dear Professor Collins: by One Shot Glory reviews
This is just a short and simple ONESHOT of a letter sent from Roger to Collins. Roger lists the major times that he has been let down. I stink at summaries, read it please?
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Roger D., T. Collins - Complete
Angel's Last Moments by ConfusedColumbia26220 reviews
Exactly as title. Oneshot. Sad and fluffy. Bring tissues!
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by alwaysflying reviews
Roger Davis, sixteen years old, hates babysitting. So how is it that he is now stuck watching little Mo Johnson, Mark Cohen, and Tom Collins?
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,275 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Sticky Notes by ILikeScarvesAndGuitars reviews
Mark claims what’s his. MR Friendship! Please R&R
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
The Hot Plate Escapades by streco reviews
Mark and Roger get drunk... and they accept their hot plate as their lord. And there are commandments. DRUNKEN!fic. Starring James Earl Jones as the voice of the hot plate, Christopher Walken as the voice of the refrigerator, and Johnny Depp as the stove.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
I Just Peed a Little by forgotten child reviews
OneShot. Collins brings over some special brownies, and Mark has a little too many.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Mark C., T. Collins - Complete
Too Damn Hot by lovablegeek reviews
[PreRent] April repeats herself, Roger throws ice, Benny gets on Roger's nerves, and Mark tries not to hum. Cowritten by my girlfriend Evie. RogerApril, Mark and Benny. [One shot]
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Roger D., April E. - Complete
The Cat by Sargent Snarky reviews
[preRENT] Roger Davis had a pet cat when he was a kid. [written for Challenge 11]
RENT - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Roger D. - Complete
You Can Fly! by cakefic reviews
Angel tries to teach Roger that he can fly. won third at speed rent.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Angel D., Roger D. - Complete
Picky Marky by LeapOfFaith29 reviews
Little Marky won't eat his veggies! Oneshot. Mark's POV.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Mark C., Mrs. Cohen - Complete
Regis and who? by Gina Cohen-Rapp reviews
What happens when you stay awake until 3 in the morning and are bored. PURE crackfic.. I guess it could be called a crossover. It's MR too. Rating for one Fbomb dropped by Collins.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Roger D., T. Collins - Complete
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Play me like a record reviews
First try at an ATU fic. It's a playlist shuffle. Have fun. Rated T for very mild language.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/26/2008
Memories Forgotten? reviews
Erm...Mark angst fic. Bad description. R&R
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Mark C. - Complete
Lucy and Jim reviews
Angel gets a new friend. Collins is jealous. Oneshot. Not an Across the Universe reference, just so you know.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete
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