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Joined 01-30-08, id: 1488397, Profile Updated: 05-10-15
Author has written 11 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, Greek Mythology, and High School Musical.

GENERAL NOTE: I AM LEAVING THIS PROFILE UP FOR POSTERITY, BUT I NO LONGER POST ON THIS SITE. I NOW WRITE UNDER THIS PROFILE AT ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN.


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News/Updates:

Februrary 24, 2008: Hullo, this is my first newscast. I just found out a couple days ago that the writers strike ended!! This means that NUMB3RS will be back! Rejoice, for all your favorite TV shows will be back (and in my case, that means NUMB3RS!!)

Februrary 25, 2008: I was bored. So I decided to fill this space. Now I am not bored. Actually, I still am bored, but lying to myself is less boring than telling myself the truth, as myself already knows the truth. If you actually understood that, give yourself a pat on the back. Feel free to copy and paste it into your profile if you not only got this, but thought it was funny.

March 1, 2008: I have started a forum, The Plot Bunny Adoption Center. It is my homepage, so find it there, you can.

March 22, 2008: I HAVE PUBLISHED MY FIRST FIC! (collective cheers). Read it, love it, hate it, but always review it! I have 34 hits and 1 review? Come out of the shadows, lurkers!

March 24, 2008: I have published my second fic. Slight problem: the first one has been reviewed 4 times and read 80 times. The second has been read 50 times and reviewed twice. This means that for the first, only 5 percent of people have reviewed my first, and 4 percent have reviewed the second. Um...

April 15, 2008: Update: 10WTRDH has been read 166 times, and reviewed 10 times. 10WTREH has been read 146 times... and reviewed 5 times. This is saddening, people. I do not lurk, so neither should you! I will accept concrit, a simple "I like it", AS LONG AS YOU REVIEW! As stated in 10WTMMM, "I make you laugh, you tell me I made you laugh. It's a symbiotic relationship, people! It's called mutualism! What part of "Read and Review" don't you understand? Is it the "and" part?

April 20, 2008: My best friend, Celistine, just got her account today. And yes, we will be co-authoring something. Huzzah!

May 10, 2008: A new section has been created! For lovers of fanfiction and seekers of advice.

May 22, 2008: Yesterday I published my latest fic, and became a beta! I hope you look at both my beta profile and my new story, and kudos to everyone who's reviewed. You guys rock!

June 14, 2008: I'm bored. Review, please.

July 7, 2008: I'm co-judging a challenge on Writer's Anonymous. See "Shameless Advertising for Various Forums" for more information.

July 8, 2008: I'd just like to take this opportunity to tell all the people who've reviewed, favorited, or Author Alerted me. You have no idea how much that means to me. Thank you all! (And for lurkers - you're just being mean now)

July 30, 2008: A few announcements:

~I've finally broken my writer's block, and I'm having a field day! Expect updates, but I can't guarantee that they will be soon.

~In light of the new Reader Traffic feature, I'd like to say: Please give me reviews! ¡Deme por favor sus reacciones! S'il vous plaît me donner vos réactions! Bitte geben Sie mir Ihre Reaktionen! You don't need an account to review, and I'd love to get your feedback!

~I've officially been promoted from "Camper" to "Regular". Huzzah! :confetti falls from sky:

August 4, 2008: Yesterday, two days after everyone else, I got Breaking Dawn. I will not be so cruel as to spoil it (although I must say, READ IT OR DIE!), but I am happy to announce I read it in roughly three hours, with large breaks in between, at a speed of about 9 pages per minute. READITREADITREADITREADITREADIT!!

August 26, 2008: MY INTERNET IS BACK! A new story is up, I have a bunch in the can, and I am psyched!

October 16, 2008: After more than a month gone, I'm sorta back. I have a new story up (thanks for the reviews, by the way), and a few more in the can (one of them being that challenge, Kore), which will be up ASAP.


About Me

I am a reasonably intelligent teenager living in cyberspace, with a private retreat in My Own Little World and a summer home on Mars. I am a proud fangirl for various pairings, and have a weakness for chocolate and fictional male characters. I write in short bursts of inspiration, which is why I mostly write oneshots (most ideas are too short to be chapters). I am a fantasy junkie, a Shakespeare nut, a Humor/Parody queen, a bibliophile, a chocoholic, a spaz, and a quotation freak. My favorite word is xanadu (used to convey an impression of a place as almost unattainably luxurious or beautiful), and I have a sarcastic streak riddled with dry humor and a strong sense of irony. I own a very old Macintosh laptop, which regularly refuses to let me access the Internet, in addition to being slow, stupid, and incapable of functioning without being plugged in (the computer equivalent of life support, meaning that my computer has an IQ of less than 3).

Current Writing Status

I'm attempting to get back on my feet after another Internet snafu, and am frantically trying to get out something for Christmas, as well as my formerly-on-hold drabbles.

My favorite hot guys (in no particular order)

Do I have to list them all? Fine. Chase Stein (Talkback), Scipio Massimo (played by Rollo Weeks!), Charlie Eppes, Bernard the Elf (both played by David Krumholtz), Mullet Fingers (played by Cody Linley), Peter Pan (played by Jeremy Sumpter), Troy Bolton (played by Zac Efron), Ryan Evans (played by Lucas Grabeel), William Turner (played by Orlando Bloom), Harry Potter (played by Daniel Radcliffe), Neville Longbottom (if you look at him in the right light), fanfiction versions of Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini if they are on the light side, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Briar Moss, Numair Salmalín, Fang (from Maximum Ride), Iggy (also from Maximum Ride), Timothy McGee (played by Sean Murray), Dr. Spencer Reid (played by Matthew Gray Gubler), Sheldon (from the Big Bang Theory – purely because of his humor), and other random guys I can't think of right now.

My fav pairings

Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione, Harry/Luna, Draco/Hermione (a.k.a. Dramione), Draco/Luna, Neville/Luna

Maximum Ride: Fax, Ix, Fang/OC (occasionally), Iggy/OC (he needs a girl), Iggy/Tess

HMS: Ryelsi, Trelsi, Chaylor, Troyella, Zekepay

The Thief Lord: Scipio/Hornet, Prosper/Hornet

Circle of Magic: Briar/Tris, Sandry/Male Character, Daja/Rizu, Sandry/Daja (sorta)

Things I have written and/or am planning to write:

Eragon:

10 Ways To:

Ruin Durza's Holidays- COMPLETE

Ruin Eragon's Holidays- COMPLETE

Make Murtagh Mad- COMPLETE

Annoy Arya- DEFINITELY COMING SOON. I have caved to popular demand.

Get Galby to Go Ga-ga- Meh.

Harry Potter:

Oneshots:

Harry Potter and the Muggle Technology- COMPLETE

Brown- COMPLETE.

Fireworks- COMING SOON. A companion oneshot to Brown. Hermione compares her life with a fantasy, and fireworks.

A Farewell To Sues- COMPLETE

Return of the Stu- COMING SOON. A sequel to "A Farewell to Sues", but it's rather difficult to write humor when you're not sugar high...

Multi-chapter-

Wizards and Witches- COMING SOON. It will have Dramione. It will have Harry/Ginny. It will be funny, multi-chaptered, and amazing. I just need to get past the first chapter...

High School Musical (yes, it has its own section now):

Redemption- COMPLETE

The Art of Wearing Hats (tentative title)- COMING SOON. Seven rules that all hat wearers must obey. Ryelsi.

Songbook- COMPLETE. A challenge fic from the awesome community Ryelsi Fans!

Gift- COMPLETE.

Anthology- IN PROGRESS. Because my Ryelsi funk will just not go away. :)

Collaboration (highly tentative title): If you guys give me at least twenty prompts, this will be up in December.

Once in a Lifetime: A possible threeshot based on songs that I know. Prom, the evening after, and the opening night of the musical, expressed through Jim Brickman, Rihanna, and, of course, High School Musical songs. Incorporating stuff from and tying into Songbook and Anthology, so it won't be up until after those are done.

Other:

(Title Pending)- COMING SOON. This will be a Crossover between the Thief Lord movie and another movie. Co-written by my BFF Celistine (see above, April 20)

Artemis- COMPLETE

(Title Under Construction)- COMING SOON. A multi-chapter work based on the Shakespeare play Much Ado About Nothing.

Solace (tentative title)- COMING SOON. A Tamora Pierce fic. Tris/Briar.

I am planning to publish more stories in the future. However, I have to finish every single chapter, get them betaed, and then publish them. In this way, I can ensure that I can update every day. Huzzah!


Shameless Advertising for Various Forums

Writer's Anonymous- A good, general forum for anyone who want advice on anything. Literally. But read the rules before posting. Rhea has major wrath. Challenge In Progress. (I'm co-judging!)

Calling All Authors!- Are you looking for a laid-back, relaxed way to discuss ideas? Do you want advice from some of the best writers of the TV Show genre? If so, you've come to the right place.

The Plot Bunny Adoption Center- A little self-plug for me. A way to get rid of those nasty plot bunnies, and discuss other things at the same time. Challenge In Progress.

The Coffee House- Another fledgling forum, this one needs people to get it off the ground. A wonderful forum, IMHO. Challenge In Progress.

The Common Room- Are you a Dramione shipper? Or support an unknown pairing? To you adore and uphold canon? Are you willing to defend and decry various pairings? Come to the Common Room! Challenge in Progress. (Not just for Harry Potter!)

The Annual Harry Potter Fanfic Exchange- A thing of beauty. Join us in our quest for quality fanfiction tailored to our needs!

~oOo~

On Friday, April 25th, a revolution was born. This revolution is as follows:

I, SMARTALIENQT, do solemly swear to love my legs, no matter shape, size, orientation or name, forever more.

Further more, I do hereby agree that all legs have telepathic powers which talk to all other legs all over the world.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you do agree. Support the Leggy Revolution!

Alwaysus Supportus Yourus Legsus

~oOo~

I am a supporter of the Sober Universe (SU)

I refuse to believe that JKR's recent revelations regarding post-DH ships are canon. I subscribe to the Sober Universe where we can use our imaginations to decide who ended up with who, and where my version is as true as yours.

JKR has given us a wonderful universe to play with, but she has finished writing the books. Either she should have given us a decent epilogue to DH, telling us what we wanted to know, rather than what we could have guessed, or she should have kept her ideas about post-DH events, ships and names to herself. It is my personal belief that if she had actually tried to write any of the ships that are now "canon" (particularly George/Angelina), she would see that they do not work.

I am aware that, by its very nature, fanfiction is not "canon", and cannot ever truly be canon. However, for those who showed enough respect to Jo Rowling to make every effort to keep their fics in line with her vision - some of her recent decisions have been rather disappointing. Had she included any or all of this information at the end of Deathly Hallows, that would have been wonderful - I'm sure many of us would have preferred a more fully complete edition of the Epilogue, which we were not afforded. I love the universe Jo gave us in first seven books (though perhaps a little less of the sixth, for those who know my works), but beyond hardback canon, the only canon I stick to, if it isn't AU, will be SU canon.

Join the SU movement. Copy and Paste this into your profile.


Behold the copy-and-paste it section! Bow before its glory!

Note: You can copy and paste as many or as few of these as you want. However, anything that quotes me should be attributed to me.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (And she's my best friend!)

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

ATV is Addicted To Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Cold_Ember, SMARTALIENQT,

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it : copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it : copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects : copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

(0) (0) This is Bunny.
(='.'=) Copy and Paste bunny onto your profile.
(")_(") Help Bunny gain World Domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own hulking feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (September 19! Don't forget!)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have every copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a witch

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be a snob

I wear a lot of BLACK, so I MUST be goth.

I am a GUY and I DANCE so I MUST be gay.

I am a FOOTBALL PLAYER so I MUST be stupid.

I am SMART, so I MUST be a geek.

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

If you are intolerant of intolerant people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, SMARTALIENQT.

92 percent of the teenage population has switched to Rap. If you are in the 8 percent who still ROCKS, copy & paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or never mind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, HalfGhostPunk, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, and SMARTALIENQT.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. EMBRACE THE INNER NERD!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

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If you can sing along with classical music that has no actual words, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...If you have every copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am a feminist and proud of it. Women who want to be equal to men have no ambition. If you agree with at least one of these sentences, copy and paste this into your profile.

SDKG: Slobbering David Krumholtz Groupies! If you are an SDKG, copy and paste this into your profile. And then click here

If you are a Shakespeare nut, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think anyone who uses the phrase "These people should just be shot", "This is gay", or "This is retarded" should be attacked by rabid flamingoes, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Although I am not homosexual or bisexual, I support their rights and believe that they have as much right to freedoms in this country and all others as any heterosexual people.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

THE KING HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. IT IS OFFICIAL: HARRY POTTER, BRIGHT LIGHT IN OUR DARK DAYS, IS DONE. ALL FICS ARE NOW AU, AND I AM SAD. IF YOU ARE SUFFERING HPWS (HARRY POTTER WITHDRAWAL SYNDROME), COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE


More Quotes! Yay!

Note: You can copy and paste as many or as few of these as you want. However, anything that quotes me should be attributed to me.

"Ohhhhhh!

Who lives in our castle although she’s no good?

Ugly Umbridge!

She never takes hints how to live like she should!

Ugly Umbridge!

If you are like me and you want to farewell

Ugly Umbridge!

Then listen, my lads, to the story I tell of

Ugly Umbridge!

Let’s kick Umbridge,

Let’s beat Umbridge,

Let’s bomb Umbridge,

Ugly Umbridge!"

From Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow (sung to Spongebob Squarepants theme)

Meghan laughed suddenly. “I just thought of something,” she said. “Do you realize Voldemort used Gryffindor blood to come back to life?”

“Huh.” Harry smiled. “The Heir of Slytherin has Gryffindor blood.”

“It sounds like an advertising slogan,” said Draco. “New and Improved Heir of Slytherin! Now with Gryffindor Blood!”

From Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow

Anne Walsh (whydoyouneedtoknow) is one of the best writers on here. Read every single Dangerverse fic if you love Harry Potter, or even if you don't and want to read better! (For much easier reviews - review as you read, italicize, bold, underline, and quote parts of the text - visit Anne's page here, or her Trylasotar page here)

Shakespeare's Sonnet 18

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course untrimmed.
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st,
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."-Mark Twain

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."-William Shakespeare, The Taming of the Shrew

"Can we in fact pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? "-Captain Jack Sparrow, At World's End

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."-Draconian proverb

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer."-Feline proverb

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."-J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

"I have not failed, I have just found 1, 000 ways that won't work."-Thomas Edison

"Shooting this show is pretty intense. You lose your life. But I have no life, so it's perfect!"-David Krumholtz

"We need dry-erase boards. Lots of dry erase boards."-Charlie Eppes, Black Swan

"Well-behaved women seldom make history." --Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

"Well-behaved women NEVER, EVER, IN THEIR WILDEST DREAMS make history."-me

"What are you talking about? I'm not suffering from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!"-me, inspired by bumper sticker

"And at what point did you realize this?"-me, whenever someone says something blatantly obvious.

An intriguing conversation:

Coach: Where's Alice?

Me: Oh, didn't you hear? My distant Martian relatives took her away.

Katie: Distant relatives??

An interesting conversation:

Sister: (Smarty), how's Breaking Dawn going?

Me: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! OH MY GOSH!!

Sister: That good, eh?

Me: -spazzing- OH MY GOSH!! OH MY GOSH!! OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!!

A true story:

One day, Rina (my sister) was rummaging through the cupboard when she found Nesquik. Knowing my fondness for chocolate, she called out, "(SMARTY)! CHOCOLATE!" Almost immediately, the following sounds were heard from my room: "CHOCOLATE?! AHHH!!" Thump. Hysterical laughter.

As you may have guessed, in my enthusiastic attempt to get to the chocolate, I tripped over air and did a face-plant in the carpet. We did not stop laughing for two minutes.


"Why do writers write? Because it isn't there."-Thomas Berger

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In the Silence of the Night by graceofnight reviews
Santa Clause fic. 1858 A.D. Dark times have fallen on the elves at the North Pole, especially Head Elf, Bernard. Things change, though when a human girl accidentally ends up at the Pole, determined to make it right. Before the movies. May be T later.
The Santa Clause - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,697 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Bernard - Complete
Camouflage by Serialgal reviews
Don and Charlie's investigation of a professional football team accused of using steroids turns deadly, and stretch the brothers to their physical and emotional limits. This fic is intended to be a good beginner story for readers not familiar with Numb3rs. Set roughly at the beginning of season two, with David, Megan, and Colby. Most of this story is K , with a few T moments.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 52 - Words: 217,158 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 1/24 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
this condition is neurotic by Nilly's Issue reviews
They lock Steve in a freezer for 34 hours. It takes much longer for him to thaw.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,545 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Captain America/Steve R.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7730 - Favs: 8,184 - Follows: 7,710 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Two Fires by isabugg reviews
What if Gale, overtaken by the grief of seeing his oldest friend about to be swept into the monstrosity that is the Hunger Games, volunteered for Peeta and took his place? Gale Hawthorne x Katniss Everdeen
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,146 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11843 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
No Lonely Bridge by Sarah1281 reviews
For the prompt "Javert is not the only one that goes to the Pont au Change that night. Having saved Marius and delivered him to Cosette, Valjean believes that nobody needs him anymore and heads for the bridge only to see a familiar figure there that proves him wrong…"
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11346 - Favs: 8,581 - Follows: 6,428 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Legolas by Aranel Carnilino reviews
Helm's Deep, before the battle. Legolas needs to write...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Legolas, Haldir
51 Tints of Granite by Bristol Fashion reviews
MAJOR SATIRE! This is a parody of the first book so a sense of humor and/or dislike of the book is needed to enjoy this story!
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,458 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
Chasing The Sun by Loten reviews
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 491,105 - Reviews: 7459 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 1,706 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Burn by Her Ghost Eyes reviews
After a potions accident, Hermione & Draco are confined to the infirmary for the Christmas holidays. With Hermione's life in danger, her parents missing, and her friends at their homes, she's going to need all the help she can get. DM/HG. Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,204 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Half Light by habits reviews
A year later, John's coping.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Post Tenebras Lux: Acceptance by Loten reviews
Prize for the 2000th reviewer of Post Tenebras Lux. What do the Grangers think of their daughter's choice of partner? One-shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Discover My Friend by xHarryIsMyHomeboyx reviews
Ron thinks he knows Harry, but learns differently when he visits the Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,857 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 5/4/2008
If you go, I want to go with you by Nymbis reviews
50 sentences on the battle for Hogwarts, movie spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Fred W., Neville L. - Complete
Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fourth in main Dangerverse, complete. Weddings and funerals and babies, oh my! Despite the Second War, life goes on for Pack and Pride. Harry is determined to beat Voldemort, but who will die along the way? Year 5 and summer before 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 444,703 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Post Tenebras, Lux by Loten reviews
"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 313,349 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Looking for More by jennamajig reviews
Mark reaches a pinnacle in his life and makes an interesting decision. Set PostRent. Chapter 30 up for those still following this story!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,655 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Mark C.
Bum Reviews: Tangled by albinotanuki reviews
Chester A. Bum reviews "Tangled".
Crossover - Web Shows & Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
Tris' Return to Ninver by LikeAFairyTaleAgain reviews
This story is set right after WOTE and Tris, Sandry, Briar, and Daja return to Ninver and run into Tris' family, what will the Chandlers do when they find out their daughter could make them incredibly wealthy?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,069 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Circle of Magic
A Life in Sherwood by Sapphire at Dawn reviews
The tale of the life of Maid Marian, consort of the outlaw Robin Hood. Marian is the daughter of a rich noble, but the injustice of the politics of medieval England causes her to take a different path than the one her father wants her to. Being re-written
Robin Hood - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,343 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 5/26/2008
Affirmation by Loten reviews
One-shot; the full version of Chapter Six of 'Little By Little'. Daine and Numair's first night together. Complete.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Complete
Fan Girls, Lend Me Your Ear by luvscharlie reviews
Percy has heard stories… and he's not too happy about it. Percy/Audrey sort of , with big pokes at fandom in general.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
The Girl in the Red Dress by Alice Nicole reviews
No. Not her. Anyone but her. Not only is the girl I love going to be slaughtered, and I am going with her. If it takes my life, I'll do anything I can to save hers.-- Hunger Games, Peeta's story.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
When You're Broken by Bubble Wrapped Kitty reviews
A series of oneshots, touching on all of the times that either Artie or Tina has been broken and how the other was there to fix them. Chapter 23: "The next time Tina - and I - broke, it was from taking a look backwards into our pasts."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,746 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - [Artie A., Tina C.] - Complete
Rudolf The Angsty Hapsburg by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
A little belated holiday cheer, to the tune of 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'. Because this category should have a bit of self-referential crack now and again.
Elisabeth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Bread and Butter by WindowChild reviews
Do not keep reading if you haven't finished Catching Fire. AU. Instead of Peeta getting picked up by the Capitol, it's Katniss. When Gale climbs aboard the hovercraft, he and Peeta must forge a friendship in order to find Katniss and save her life.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Peeta M., Gale H.
It's a Voice by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day sixty-nine: Mercedes has been bonding with the vocalist from the deaf glee club.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Mercedes J. - Complete
Reunion by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Contains Catching Fire spoilers. Takes place after my Beauty Out of Pain one-shot. 3.07.10, Reposted with revisions and about five hundred more words of text.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Nightmares by maremarethebear reviews
Peeta has a nightmare and Katniss is there to comfort him. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Lost & Found by Loten reviews
The Immortals Quartet: Realms of the Gods, written from Numair's perspective. Sequel to Divine Intervention. Complete.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,462 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
Divine Intervention by Loten reviews
The Immortals Quartet: Emperor Mage, written from Numair's perspective. Sequel to Power. Complete.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,635 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Shippo is Awesome by SkyeRID3R reviews
A oneshot about how great Shippo is and how he destroys Naraku. The title says it all.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Shippo - Complete
A Message from the Rogue by sarabistarfire reviews
SPOILERS FOR BLOODHOUND. An off page scene. Ever wonder why Dale makes such lame excuses to Beka at the end of Bloodhound? What if it wasn't entirely his idea?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Tortall - Complete
New York, New York by Winter Sapphire reviews
For JDPhoenix's "Call to Fanfiction!" Yep, I'm joining the bandwagon! A series of drabbles 500 words or less detailing Ryan and Kelsi's lives at Julliard.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Kelsi N., Ryan E.
Sagely Advice for the Mighty Adventurer by dantesdarkqueen reviews
There are things every gamer should know. Unfortunately, the Player's Guide and Dungeon Master usually neglect to mention such things. Therefore, I have compiled these sensible tips for fellow players. Stories will follow. Rated for language.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,516 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008
Worst Memory by Lost In The Stars reviews
Before me is a shell of person I thought I knew so well. She looks broken and defeated and…lifeless. I turn away from the sight, unable to look at her hallow face any longer. Katniss. What happened to you? Peeta's worst memory: the bread incident.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Drabble Hard, Mega Hard by Patron Saint of Mediocrity reviews
Sorry, couldn't resist the title. My take on the jdphoenix challenge. Mostly unconnected ryelsi-drabbles updated whenever uni allows me to breathe
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Kelsi N., Ryan E.
Broadway's Music by AdimentVirage123 reviews
Kelsi and Ryan end up liking each other and Ryan says that Kelsi is his music. Ryan being Broadway and Kelsi being the music. HSM 3 Spoilers!
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Kelsi N., Ryan E.
Monster by Set.Me.Free.123 reviews
POST MR2. PRE MR3,4. Max and the flock meet a strange boy who knows all about them. Who is he? And why does Max feel such a strong connection with him? And then there's Fang...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,038 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
Kesi and Ryry's Christmases by The Argent Wolf reviews
Updated every day until Christmas Day, these drabbles and oneshots will chronicle the first 25 Christmases in Ryan and Kelsi's lives. Ryelsi, obv. Year 24 is up.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,259 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Ryan E., Kelsi N.
Snapshots by Awahili reviews
A series of drabbles that lead up to and tie into Pulling Together and Life Goes On. Based on drabble challenges from JDPhoenix and DCWorld.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Ryan E., Kelsi N.
The Secrets We Keep by doodleswriter357 reviews
A look inside each of the Wildcats, as we discover their deepest and sometimes most embarrassing secrets. Countdown to the movie! Currently: Ryan Evans second time around. Couples: Troyella Chaylor Zekepay Ryelsi Jartha.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,244 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Ryan E., Kelsi N.
Pulling Together by Awahili reviews
When tragedy strikes one of the Wildcats will they be able to come together and pull through or will it tear them apart? A slight AU of HSM3, so spoilers in upcoming chapters. COMPLETE
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,075 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Ryan E., Kelsi N. - Complete
Ryelsi Drabbles by nymphadora026 reviews
Ha! Really bad titles but I didn't have inspiration so, that's what it give. SO, as you may have understand, it's Ryelsi's drabbles from the contest on LJ of jdpheonix.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Ryan E., Kelsi N.
Kelsi Snaps by Kazlene la Suicine reviews
After Sharpay requests Kelsi to change the music again, Kelsi finally stands up for herself and speaks her mind. Slight RyanKelsi implied
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Kelsi N., Sharpay E. - Complete
Simple Request by Politics.and.Prose reviews
Ryan and Kelsi are in New York. Troy and Gabriella are in San Francisco. Taylor and Chad are both in Boston. And Sharpay is alone in LA when the unthinkable happens. M to be safe. Might get graphic. Ryelsi, Troyella.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,297 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Ryan E., Kelsi N. - Complete
College Musical by GoldenSquare reviews
On their first winter vacation during freshman year of college, the gang spends a month together at a ski resort, encountering relationship problems, discovering new revelations about each other, and even putting on a non-profit musical along the way.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 11/16/2008
Lost and Found by JDPhoenix reviews
Ryan and Kelsi face some trials at the start of senior year. My response to my own drabble challenge.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/16/2008 - [Ryan E., Kelsi N.] - Complete
Broadway Melody by CrazyMich reviews
Ryan and Kelsi are off to Julliard. Will they be each others lucky star or will it be love on the rocks?
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Kelsi N., Ryan E.
Between A Rock by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
Impossible to trust one another, impossible not to love one another... a blessing and a curse... Chelsea x Afton Read and Review:D --minor BD spoilers--
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Chelsea, Afton - Complete
Now I've Seen You by Winter Sapphire reviews
HSM Romance Themed Writing Challenge, Ryan/Kelsi. Theme Five: Why?; Moonlight Sonata: She was only half surprised to find Ryan sitting at her piano.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Kelsi N., Ryan E.
I'll Walk by Awahili reviews
They were 18, it was prom night, and they had their first big fight. Ryelsi INSPIRED SERIES
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Ryan E., Kelsi N. - Complete
Anticipation by LallyintheSky reviews
My take on the HSM 3 prom scene, done Ryelsi style. HSM 3 spoilers, obviously. Brief Troyella, Chaylor, Jartha, and Zekepay.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Ryan E., Kelsi N. - Complete
Fella With An Umbrella by JDPhoenix reviews
For the ryelsi Irving Berlin challenge. Kelsi has a problem that only one kind of shining knight can solve.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - [Kelsi N., Ryan E.] - Complete
Who's That Girl? by Patron Saint of Mediocrity reviews
Missing scene from HSM3, so spoilerish. Ryan and Kelsi discuss arrangements for the prom number. Pure fluff, may be slightly bad for your dental health.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Kelsi N., Ryan E. - Complete
Ryelsi Drabbles by The Argent Wolf reviews
Some dripping with cuteness Ryelsi drabbles, part of a challege. Read them, and love them :p HSM3 spoilers inside.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Kelsi N., Ryan E. - Complete
Smile by dedic8ted reviews
A drabble for JDPhoenix's Ryelsi challenge on LJ. Takes place sometime at the beginning of senior year, so no spoilers.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Kelsi N., Ryan E. - Complete
Options by JDPhoenix reviews
Sharpay gave Ryan three options... Ryelsi because that's all I can do anymore. HSM3 spoilers
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2008 - [Ryan E., Kelsi N.] - Complete
My First Friend by HermioneRose reviews
Kelsi meets Ryan in preschool, and when Sharpay says something mean about her, Ryan finds her, and they talk about friendship. Ryelsi friendship story!
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Ryan E., Kelsi N. - Complete
Stories Through Time by Liv Pierce reviews
Ryelsi drabbles in response to jdphoenix's challenge. 20 drabbles that are fairly consecutive and continue show Ryan and Kelsi's relationship over the years.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Ryan E., Kelsi N. - Complete
The Uncommon Ryan Evans by JDPhoenix reviews
Ryan has to tell Kelsi the truth and things don't go so well... HSM3 spoilers and missing scenes
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2008 - [Ryan E., Kelsi N.] - Complete
Gems by PearlLane reviews
Bad news puts Troy in a worse mood and Kelsi helps him to smile -x- Is a bit spoilery for the movie so warning!
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Troy B., Kelsi N. - Complete
Just Wanna Be With You by L'ange Dans L'enfer reviews
My take on the scene between Ryan and Kelsi at the piano in HSM3. I haven't seen the movie yet, so I don't know how it actually happens but this is how I would want it to happen! My first non-Chyan fic ever.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Kelsi N., Ryan E. - Complete
Rhapsody by Gypsy reviews
The Opera Ghost really exsisted..... Gaston LerouxMusic, Love, Danger and mystery...all take place when the gang performs a show at an old theater. Phantom xover. KelsiRyan
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,301 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007
Revenge and Truffles by JDPhoenix reviews
Kelsi stays late at Lava Springs waiting for her ride and runs into someone unexpected.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2008 - [Kelsi N., Ryan E.] - Complete
Girls Night by angellwings reviews
She had invited Kelsi, Gabriella, Taylor and Martha over for a “girls night”. His sister had threatened him with certain death if he tried to interrupt their “girl bonding time”. Ryelsi, Zekepay, and others...dedicated to JDPhoenix for being awesome.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Ryan E., Kelsi N. - Complete
Clothes Make the Girl by Rasberry Parfait reviews
It worked on tv. Heck, even Taylor and Gabriella had experiences of it working. Kelsi was just the exception to prove the rule. Ryelsi oneshot. Rated K for Koalas.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Kelsi N., Ryan E. - Complete
Underdog by Rasberry Parfait reviews
She was just an underdog, but she meant the world to him. Ryan/Kelsi oneshot.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Kelsi N., Ryan E. - Complete
Questionable Legality by Rose DiVerona reviews
Post-Book of Secrets. Ian escapes from jail and takes someone hostage. Things will start out pleasant...then spiral downwards until he gets what he wants...
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,311 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
National Treasure: The Secret of Page FortySeven by Rose DiVerona reviews
My attempt at a National Treasure 3. An old enemy returns for revenge and the President's Book, a new treasure reveals itself, and we're all wondering: What is the secret of page 47?
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,170 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
From the Sidelines by CSIBeauty reviews
Kelsi is tired of always looking from the sidelines as the musical draw near and it turns out, so is Ryan. After Sharpay tries to take over the show again, Kelsi refuses to be used anymore. And Ryan follows suit. Inspired by random plot bunny. Ryan/Kelsi
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Improvisation by Danny Phantom SG-1 reviews
Sometimes it's best to stick to the script, but other times in life, a little improvisation never hurts. Ryelsi.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Hide and Seek by OughtaKnowBetter reviews
A body in the woods. Who done it? The unfaithful wife? A disgruntled soldier? Or a grizzly bear with an attitude? Gibbs and team run into more than they bargained for. Story complete.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,837 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Unthinkable by Suni-Dlight reviews
Hermione Granger is a very successful Auror put in charge of bringing down the Poison Apple Killer, a psycho who leaves apples in his victims hands and poison in their mouth. But what happens when the case gets a little too personal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,321 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rescue & Rapture by seaseasmile reviews
Lord Sopespian has unleashed the White Witch upon Narnia, and to save lives, Susan gives herself up as prisoner. Now, Peter, Edmund, Lucy and Caspian all fight for their lives, Susan's, and all of Narnia's. Set in Prince Caspian, movie-verse
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,377 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Simply Words by hondagirl reviews
Five times the dictionary failed Rose Weasley. Unsurprisingly, each time involved Scorpius Malfoy. R/S -ONESHOT-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
GTB Part II: Ramifications by FraidyCat reviews
Charlie is literally beside himself as he deals with the aftermath of Mark Danielson. Sequel to "Grand Theft Brother".
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,546 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Fairest of Them All by ficcychick reviews
It's just another day on the job for Nick Galloway, P.I. until seven hairy little men enlist his help in solving the mysterious death of their beloved house girl. T for language and some coarse humor.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,883 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Santa Ana Wind Part III Dillon by Serialgal reviews
Don and Charlie face Dillon Moran, the brightest and most dangerous of the Moran brothers, who uses Don in an attempt to get to Charlie.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,363 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Don E., Charlie E. - Complete
Walk Me Home by rAbiDmutt03 reviews
A simple change often lead to unexpected outcomes. What if Eragon and Murtagh had become friends earlier on when they were young? What if hints of their shared lineage were revealed?How could this change the course of events yet to come?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,899 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008
Rehearsing by Gypsy Scribe reviews
I love weddings. They are so romantic. I don’t know why I like them so much. I just do. I’ve only been to a few, but they always leave me feeling so…I don’t know, hopeful?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Jingle Bells, Fanfic Smells! by Muriel Candytuft reviews
In which the poor Head Elf must grapple with the trials and tribulations that we fanfic writers heap upon him. Can he stand up to the challenge, or will he crumble like a gingerbread man?
The Santa Clause - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/14/2008
A Little Push by JJ Rust reviews
Harry is having trouble admitting his true feelings for Luna. All he needs is a little push . . . and the Weasley twins are happy to provide it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Road Not Taken by The Beetle reviews
One-shot about Kel and the paths that she has chosen to follow in life. Response to SMARTALIENQT's challenge, set to Robert Frost's poem 'The Road Not Taken'. Dare I say, its much more interesting than this summary makes it look :P
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Azkaban by Platinum Express reviews
He should have kept his temper. He shouldn't have broken her heart. The fates were laughing at him. BlaiseHermione, one-shot, rated M for smut and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Warte Hermine! by Blume132
Hermine versucht unserem lieben Ron die Frauen etwas näher zu bringen... Obs klappt? Lest selber :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Flaming for Trolls by OughtaKnowBetter reviews
Thousands of readers. Three fanfic writers. Two Eppes brothers. One little spoof.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Proud and Tall by mustardgirl1128 reviews
Neville/Luna. Oneshot. In the days after the battle, Neville and Luna find comfort in one another.:To Megsy42:.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Santa Ana Wind, Part II, Sean by Serialgal reviews
The second story in the Moran brothers series. The Eppes brothers face the wrath and vindictive madness of Sean Moran.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,892 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Don E., Charlie E. - Complete
I Can't Hate You Anymore by jmalfoy reviews
Being forced to marry a man you hate is not as bad as loving him after he destroyed your life. After years of heartache, will Draco and Hermione ever find true happiness? Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,795 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
10 things our fav knights wouldn't say, period by Lady Knight Keladry reviews
the real title is '10 things our favorite knights wouldn't be caught dead saying' NO LONGER JUST KNIGHTS! there are chapters full of other characters.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Tortall, Circle of Magic - Complete
Family Reunion by JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 186 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Less Tragic Ends by FaylinnNorse reviews
Non-tragic ending to Romeo and Juliet, involving a rather cheating apothecary, many attempts at death on Romeo's part, and a thoughtful, listening Paris. Oneshot, written for a class.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
The Case of the Missing Bodice Ripper by OughtaKnowBetter reviews
One shot, written with tongue firmly in cheek!
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
My Boys by hondagirl reviews
5th Year Rose Weasley has a lot of boys in her life; her brother, her cousins and her best friend. When she gets her first boyfriend, they all have opinions. But the one person she looked to for support is reacting the last way she expected. Rose&Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,344 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Santa Ana Wind, Part 1, Tommy by Serialgal reviews
The Eppes brothers face the Moran brothers in a life and death struggle. The brothers deal with escaped convict, Tommy Moran.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,853 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Don E., Charlie E. - Complete
Valentine Dorks by Danny Phantom SG-1 reviews
Ryan and Kelsi are both cynical about Valentine's Day...but then they bond over candy and find that they may have certain feelings reciprocated toward each other. Oneshot; Ryelsi; pure, sweet fluff.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Come in from the Cold: Numb3rs by OughtaKnowBetter reviews
One thousand terrorist cells. Twenty soldiers. Two government agencies. One encrypted message. Plenty of paranoia. This story is as complete as it's going to get.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,545 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Shrek the Fourth by AllzStar reviews
When Artie discovers that he must marry a Princess in order to become King or Far Far Away, he embarks on a Quest to meet the girl before the altar. But then Charming reveals another plan to rule the kingdom and it's up to Artie to save it, and his future
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,058 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007
Mistaken Identity by Rabid Raccoons reviews
A collaborative effort by FraidyCat and Serialgal. Charlie is the victim of an elaborate setup. Don deals with both his brother's legal, and personal, issues. The fallout puts both of their lives in danger. Now complete.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,264 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Interlude at Daggerford by JKatrin reviews
Sometimes adventurers are their own worst enemies. Written in tandem with my fellow playerauthor, Brin Londo 5.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Dare you to move by jacquesge reviews
What was supposed to be an ordinary day turned out to be anything but ordinary. There’s a new student at Worcestershire who’ll change a lot of things. ArtieOC.
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,845 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007
Santa Claus, the Elves and the FBI by Ms.GrahamCracker reviews
A policewoman takes a statement on Christmas Eve.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Always Alone? by klemonademouth reviews
Luna was alone. She didn't mind so much that she was alone at the time, since she quite liked being able to talk to Ron's gnomes alone. No, she minded that she was alone all the time. HG, RH, Lx?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Luna L. - Complete
Junkyardigans by Eliaza reviews
It's a few weeks after the famous Jellicle Ball, and the Jellicles have resumed their normal, everyday lives. They're letting their guard down a bit, and Macavity may use this to his advantage...
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 46,135 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
In the End by that-crazy-jesus-girl-sarah reviews
They all want me to be something I'm not. And they know it. COMPLETE.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,798 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Julia by Rabid Raccoons reviews
Two brothers, one beautiful, deadly woman. A collaborative effort by FradyCat and Serialgal.
Numb3rs - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,143 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Stand by JacksTortugaLass reviews
Slight Neville&Luna. Deathly Hallows spoilers. Oneshot. Neville Longbottom takes a stand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Literary Magic by DramaDork21 reviews
Kelsi always liked reading. It was her escape from the rest of the world. But things don't always quite work out that way. Ryelsi. Dedicated to DramaticStarlet.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Kelsi N., Ryan E. - Complete
A Love Story by Peppermint Smile reviews
Ryan Evans, now twenty one, is discovered to have a four year old daughter. Who's the mother who deserted him so long ago? Ryelsi. No, Kelsi's not the mother. Troyella. Copyright 2007 Peppermint Smile
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,959 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Explanations by The Lark reviews
An attempt to make sense of Pocahontas II, written under the influence of massive amounts of caffeine.
Pocahontas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
noitnevretnI by FraidyCat reviews
Oneshot. Hold your computer up to a mirror, and you will see a Backwards Intervention.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Charlie E. - Complete
So Good to be Seen by LaNinaDeBaguio reviews
People notice you when you least expect it. Kelsi practically pushed Ryan and his sister out of the limelight or at least she helped. She's always been desperate for Ryan's attention. What happens when she actually gets it? NOW COMPLETE!
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,831 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Satire? by Girl With a Pearl Earring reviews
The quest for the ultimate horror movie is finally over!...If you're an ardent lover of the fourth Harry Potter book. Hold onto your broomsticks, it's going to be a bumpy ride! WARNING: If you adore the 4th Harry Potter movie, this might offend you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
To Own A Malfoy by Operation Milkdud reviews
Draco Malfoy becomes Hermione Granger's personal slave. What could be better? DM.HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,122 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Intervention by FraidyCat reviews
I dare you to read this AU decompression Oneshot. Really. I dare you.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Dealing with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, third in main Dangerverse, complete. Take two Marauders and the women who put up with them. Add eight naughty children, two evil escapees from Azkaban, one wise Headmaster, and a dash of Dark Lord. Shake well and enjoy. Years 3 and 4, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 469,842 - Reviews: 3359 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
The Space Between by Tru False reviews
Don's day goes from bad to worse when an interview with a potential witness takes a turn for the worse. Rated for strong language and violence. This story is COMPLETE finally.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,405 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
Living without Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, second in main Dangerverse, complete. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger–Lupin, and Draco Black were raised by the Marauders and their wives. Now they and their friend Ron Weasley are off to Hogwarts. Heaven help Hogwarts. Years 1 and 2, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 242,469 - Reviews: 2283 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3347 - Favs: 2,940 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
My Life as a Mary Sue by Rhea Silverkeys reviews
It’s hard being a Mary Sue, it really is. You wouldn’t think so, but it is. I mean, look what I have to go through. Boys chasing you all the time? I mean, sure, the attention is nice, but really. I have a limit. And all these powers...the perfect looks...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lingering Ghosts by Himura Seraphina reviews
Two years after the Immortals War Tortall is slowly moving forward, as are Daine and Numair. When duty sends them the village Daine fled six years ago, she must fight against drowing in her past and hold on to her future. COMPLETE edited
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,296 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Nobody Special by seafrost reviews
Neville Longbottom knew that he was nobody special, thank you very much. NL one-shot with implied HG and RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Lost Lyrics to Get Smart Theme by Alexis Rockford reviews
Would you believe it? Well, ok maybe not, but these words do go to the theme song. Try it! r/r
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Max S./Agent 86 - Complete
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Anthology reviews
Sequel to “Songbook”. Twenty more unrelated drabbles based on DC World’s challenge. Fluff, spoilers, Ryelsi, Relsi, RyanKelsi, RxK. Current drabble: Late Nights. Updated at 11:59:19, so it's still today! Hah!
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Kelsi N., Ryan E.
Songbook reviews
A collection of mostly unrelated drabbles, based on the “Call to Fanfiction” challenge on the Ryelsi Fans! community on LJ. Fluff, spoilers, Ryelsi, Relsi, RyanKelsi, RxK. Current drabble: Dawn. COMPLETE
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Kelsi N., Ryan E.
Gift reviews
A sort of AU of "Songbook", this is the original "Gift". Oneshot, drabble, fluff, Ryelsi, Relsi, RyanKelsi, RxK. by SMARTALIENQT
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Kelsi N., Ryan E. - Complete
Redemption reviews
Various conversations in the music room lead to something more for Ryan and Kelsi. May contain missing scenes, serious messing with canon, spoilers for HSM2, and fluff. Ryelsi. RxK. Oneshot, by SMARTALIENQT
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Kelsi N., Ryan E. - Complete
A Farewell To Sues reviews
Crackfic! A Mary Sue lands in Potterverse, Voldemort sells ice cream, and Ron is infatuated with riding dragons. Oh, and did we mention Hermione is evil? Oneshot, by SMARTALIENQT and PirateRina717
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Artemis reviews
Oneshot! A vignette I wrote for English class. Artemis contemplates her life, or lack thereof, after the Trojan Wars. Post-Iliad, OOC, minor Apollo-bashing and references to Shakespeare. By SMARTALIENQT
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Brown reviews
Writer’s Anonymous Color Challenge. “But he realized now that he preferred her as a Gryffindor. After all, brown goes far better with red and gold than with silver.” DMHG, Dramione, Draco/Hermione. One-shot, by SMARTALIENQT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Ways To Make Murtagh Mad reviews
The continuation of my “10 Ways To” series, and sequel to “10 Ways to Ruin Eragon’s Holidays”, with added bonus. Flames will be used to make s’mores, because I am hungry and I like s’mores. By SMARTALIENQT. Rated for funny innuendo & mentions of emonness.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Technology reviews
Answer to a PBAC challenge. “Harry Potter was an unusually bright wizard. He’d become head of the Auror department last year, after all. So why was it he could not work with the simplest piece of Muggle machinery?” One-shot, Harry vs. The Computer!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
10 Ways to Ruin Eragon's Holidays reviews
The long-awaited -OK, a couple days awaited- sequel to “10 Ways to Ruin Durza’s Holidays”, with added bonus. R&R! Flames will be used to send smoke signals to the Klingons, who are now poised over your house with a high-tech laser beam. by SMARTALIENQT
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
10 Ways to Ruin Durza's Holidays reviews
The title is more than a little self-explanatory, no? If you still don’t know what this is about, I suggest you read something else. Flames will be used to roast their senders on a spit. My first-ever fic, so R&R! Now with added bonus! by SMARTALIENQT
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
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