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Februrary 24, 2008: Hullo, this is my first newscast. I just found out a couple days ago that the writers strike ended!! This means that NUMB3RS will be back! Rejoice, for all your favorite TV shows will be back (and in my case, that means NUMB3RS!!)
Februrary 25, 2008: I was bored. So I decided to fill this space. Now I am not bored. Actually, I still am bored, but lying to myself is less boring than telling myself the truth, as myself already knows the truth. If you actually understood that, give yourself a pat on the back. Feel free to copy and paste it into your profile if you not only got this, but thought it was funny.
March 1, 2008: I have started a forum, The Plot Bunny Adoption Center. It is my homepage, so find it there, you can.
March 22, 2008: I HAVE PUBLISHED MY FIRST FIC! (collective cheers). Read it, love it, hate it, but always review it! I have 34 hits and 1 review? Come out of the shadows, lurkers!
March 24, 2008: I have published my second fic. Slight problem: the first one has been reviewed 4 times and read 80 times. The second has been read 50 times and reviewed twice. This means that for the first, only 5 percent of people have reviewed my first, and 4 percent have reviewed the second. Um...
April 15, 2008: Update: 10WTRDH has been read 166 times, and reviewed 10 times. 10WTREH has been read 146 times... and reviewed 5 times. This is saddening, people. I do not lurk, so neither should you! I will accept concrit, a simple "I like it", AS LONG AS YOU REVIEW! As stated in 10WTMMM, "I make you laugh, you tell me I made you laugh. It's a symbiotic relationship, people! It's called mutualism! What part of "Read and Review" don't you understand? Is it the "and" part?
April 20, 2008: My best friend, Celistine, just got her account today. And yes, we will be co-authoring something. Huzzah!
May 10, 2008: A new section has been created! For lovers of fanfiction and seekers of advice.
May 22, 2008: Yesterday I published my latest fic, and became a beta! I hope you look at both my beta profile and my new story, and kudos to everyone who's reviewed. You guys rock!
June 14, 2008: I'm bored. Review, please.
July 7, 2008: I'm co-judging a challenge on Writer's Anonymous. See "Shameless Advertising for Various Forums" for more information.
July 8, 2008: I'd just like to take this opportunity to tell all the people who've reviewed, favorited, or Author Alerted me. You have no idea how much that means to me. Thank you all! (And for lurkers - you're just being mean now)
July 30, 2008: A few announcements:
~I've finally broken my writer's block, and I'm having a field day! Expect updates, but I can't guarantee that they will be soon.
~In light of the new Reader Traffic feature, I'd like to say: Please give me reviews! ¡Deme por favor sus reacciones! S'il vous plaît me donner vos réactions! Bitte geben Sie mir Ihre Reaktionen! You don't need an account to review, and I'd love to get your feedback!
~I've officially been promoted from "Camper" to "Regular". Huzzah! :confetti falls from sky:
August 4, 2008: Yesterday, two days after everyone else, I got Breaking Dawn. I will not be so cruel as to spoil it (although I must say, READ IT OR DIE!), but I am happy to announce I read it in roughly three hours, with large breaks in between, at a speed of about 9 pages per minute. READITREADITREADITREADITREADIT!!
August 26, 2008: MY INTERNET IS BACK! A new story is up, I have a bunch in the can, and I am psyched!
October 16, 2008: After more than a month gone, I'm sorta back. I have a new story up (thanks for the reviews, by the way), and a few more in the can (one of them being that challenge, Kore), which will be up ASAP.
I am a reasonably intelligent teenager living in cyberspace, with a private retreat in My Own Little World and a summer home on Mars. I am a proud fangirl for various pairings, and have a weakness for chocolate and fictional male characters. I write in short bursts of inspiration, which is why I mostly write oneshots (most ideas are too short to be chapters). I am a fantasy junkie, a Shakespeare nut, a Humor/Parody queen, a bibliophile, a chocoholic, a spaz, and a quotation freak. My favorite word is xanadu (used to convey an impression of a place as almost unattainably luxurious or beautiful), and I have a sarcastic streak riddled with dry humor and a strong sense of irony. I own a very old Macintosh laptop, which regularly refuses to let me access the Internet, in addition to being slow, stupid, and incapable of functioning without being plugged in (the computer equivalent of life support, meaning that my computer has an IQ of less than 3).
Current Writing Status
I'm attempting to get back on my feet after another Internet snafu, and am frantically trying to get out something for Christmas, as well as my formerly-on-hold drabbles.
My favorite hot guys (in no particular order)
Do I have to list them all? Fine. Chase Stein (Talkback), Scipio Massimo (played by Rollo Weeks!), Charlie Eppes, Bernard the Elf (both played by David Krumholtz), Mullet Fingers (played by Cody Linley), Peter Pan (played by Jeremy Sumpter), Troy Bolton (played by Zac Efron), Ryan Evans (played by Lucas Grabeel), William Turner (played by Orlando Bloom), Harry Potter (played by Daniel Radcliffe), Neville Longbottom (if you look at him in the right light), fanfiction versions of Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini if they are on the light side, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Briar Moss, Numair Salmalín, Fang (from Maximum Ride), Iggy (also from Maximum Ride), Timothy McGee (played by Sean Murray), Dr. Spencer Reid (played by Matthew Gray Gubler), Sheldon (from the Big Bang Theory – purely because of his humor), and other random guys I can't think of right now.
My fav pairings
Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione, Harry/Luna, Draco/Hermione (a.k.a. Dramione), Draco/Luna, Neville/Luna
Maximum Ride: Fax, Ix, Fang/OC (occasionally), Iggy/OC (he needs a girl), Iggy/Tess
HMS: Ryelsi, Trelsi, Chaylor, Troyella, Zekepay
The Thief Lord: Scipio/Hornet, Prosper/Hornet
Circle of Magic: Briar/Tris, Sandry/Male Character, Daja/Rizu, Sandry/Daja (sorta)
Things I have written and/or am planning to write:
10 Ways To:
Ruin Durza's Holidays- COMPLETE
Ruin Eragon's Holidays- COMPLETE
Make Murtagh Mad- COMPLETE
Annoy Arya- DEFINITELY COMING SOON. I have caved to popular demand.
Get Galby to Go Ga-ga- Meh.
Harry Potter and the Muggle Technology- COMPLETE
Fireworks- COMING SOON. A companion oneshot to Brown. Hermione compares her life with a fantasy, and fireworks.
A Farewell To Sues- COMPLETE
Return of the Stu- COMING SOON. A sequel to "A Farewell to Sues", but it's rather difficult to write humor when you're not sugar high...
Wizards and Witches- COMING SOON. It will have Dramione. It will have Harry/Ginny. It will be funny, multi-chaptered, and amazing. I just need to get past the first chapter...
High School Musical (yes, it has its own section now):
The Art of Wearing Hats (tentative title)- COMING SOON. Seven rules that all hat wearers must obey. Ryelsi.
Songbook- COMPLETE. A challenge fic from the awesome community Ryelsi Fans!
Anthology- IN PROGRESS. Because my Ryelsi funk will just not go away. :)
Collaboration (highly tentative title): If you guys give me at least twenty prompts, this will be up in December.
Once in a Lifetime: A possible threeshot based on songs that I know. Prom, the evening after, and the opening night of the musical, expressed through Jim Brickman, Rihanna, and, of course, High School Musical songs. Incorporating stuff from and tying into Songbook and Anthology, so it won't be up until after those are done.
(Title Pending)- COMING SOON. This will be a Crossover between the Thief Lord movie and another movie. Co-written by my BFF Celistine (see above, April 20)
(Title Under Construction)- COMING SOON. A multi-chapter work based on the Shakespeare play Much Ado About Nothing.
Solace (tentative title)- COMING SOON. A Tamora Pierce fic. Tris/Briar.
I am planning to publish more stories in the future. However, I have to finish every single chapter, get them betaed, and then publish them. In this way, I can ensure that I can update every day. Huzzah!
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On Friday, April 25th, a revolution was born. This revolution is as follows:
I, SMARTALIENQT, do solemly swear to love my legs, no matter shape, size, orientation or name, forever more.
Further more, I do hereby agree that all legs have telepathic powers which talk to all other legs all over the world.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you do agree. Support the Leggy Revolution!
I refuse to believe that JKR's recent revelations regarding post-DH ships are canon. I subscribe to the Sober Universe where we can use our imaginations to decide who ended up with who, and where my version is as true as yours.
JKR has given us a wonderful universe to play with, but she has finished writing the books. Either she should have given us a decent epilogue to DH, telling us what we wanted to know, rather than what we could have guessed, or she should have kept her ideas about post-DH events, ships and names to herself. It is my personal belief that if she had actually tried to write any of the ships that are now "canon" (particularly George/Angelina), she would see that they do not work.
I am aware that, by its very nature, fanfiction is not "canon", and cannot ever truly be canon. However, for those who showed enough respect to Jo Rowling to make every effort to keep their fics in line with her vision - some of her recent decisions have been rather disappointing. Had she included any or all of this information at the end of Deathly Hallows, that would have been wonderful - I'm sure many of us would have preferred a more fully complete edition of the Epilogue, which we were not afforded. I love the universe Jo gave us in first seven books (though perhaps a little less of the sixth, for those who know my works), but beyond hardback canon, the only canon I stick to, if it isn't AU, will be SU canon.
Join the SU movement. Copy and Paste this into your profile.
Behold the copy-and-paste it section! Bow before its glory!
Note: You can copy and paste as many or as few of these as you want. However, anything that quotes me should be attributed to me.
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (And she's my best friend!)
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
ATV is Addicted To Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Cold_Ember, SMARTALIENQT,
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are crazy and proud of it : copy and paste this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it : copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects : copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
(0) (0) This is Bunny.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own hulking feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (September 19! Don't forget!)
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you have every copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a witch
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be a snob
I wear a lot of BLACK, so I MUST be goth.
I am a GUY and I DANCE so I MUST be gay.
I am a FOOTBALL PLAYER so I MUST be stupid.
I am SMART, so I MUST be a geek.
~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.
If you are intolerant of intolerant people, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, SMARTALIENQT.
92 percent of the teenage population has switched to Rap. If you are in the 8 percent who still ROCKS, copy & paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or never mind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, HalfGhostPunk, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, and SMARTALIENQT.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. EMBRACE THE INNER NERD!
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
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If you can sing along with classical music that has no actual words, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...If you have every copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am a feminist and proud of it. Women who want to be equal to men have no ambition. If you agree with at least one of these sentences, copy and paste this into your profile.
SDKG: Slobbering David Krumholtz Groupies! If you are an SDKG, copy and paste this into your profile. And then click here
If you are a Shakespeare nut, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think anyone who uses the phrase "These people should just be shot", "This is gay", or "This is retarded" should be attacked by rabid flamingoes, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Although I am not homosexual or bisexual, I support their rights and believe that they have as much right to freedoms in this country and all others as any heterosexual people.
THE KING HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. IT IS OFFICIAL: HARRY POTTER, BRIGHT LIGHT IN OUR DARK DAYS, IS DONE. ALL FICS ARE NOW AU, AND I AM SAD. IF YOU ARE SUFFERING HPWS (HARRY POTTER WITHDRAWAL SYNDROME), COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
More Quotes! Yay!
Note: You can copy and paste as many or as few of these as you want. However, anything that quotes me should be attributed to me.
Who lives in our castle although she’s no good?
She never takes hints how to live like she should!
If you are like me and you want to farewell
Then listen, my lads, to the story I tell of
Let’s kick Umbridge,
Let’s beat Umbridge,
Let’s bomb Umbridge,
From Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow (sung to Spongebob Squarepants theme)
Meghan laughed suddenly. “I just thought of something,” she said. “Do you realize Voldemort used Gryffindor blood to come back to life?”
“Huh.” Harry smiled. “The Heir of Slytherin has Gryffindor blood.”
“It sounds like an advertising slogan,” said Draco. “New and Improved Heir of Slytherin! Now with Gryffindor Blood!”
From Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow
Anne Walsh (whydoyouneedtoknow) is one of the best writers on here. Read every single Dangerverse fic if you love Harry Potter, or even if you don't and want to read better! (For much easier reviews - review as you read, italicize, bold, underline, and quote parts of the text - visit Anne's page here, or her Trylasotar page here)
Shakespeare's Sonnet 18
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."-Mark Twain
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."-William Shakespeare, The Taming of the Shrew
"Can we in fact pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? "-Captain Jack Sparrow, At World's End
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."-Draconian proverb
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer."-Feline proverb
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."-J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
"I have not failed, I have just found 1, 000 ways that won't work."-Thomas Edison
"Shooting this show is pretty intense. You lose your life. But I have no life, so it's perfect!"-David Krumholtz
"We need dry-erase boards. Lots of dry erase boards."-Charlie Eppes, Black Swan
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." --Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
"Well-behaved women NEVER, EVER, IN THEIR WILDEST DREAMS make history."-me
"What are you talking about? I'm not suffering from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!"-me, inspired by bumper sticker
"And at what point did you realize this?"-me, whenever someone says something blatantly obvious.
An intriguing conversation:
Coach: Where's Alice?
Me: Oh, didn't you hear? My distant Martian relatives took her away.
Katie: Distant relatives??
An interesting conversation:
Sister: (Smarty), how's Breaking Dawn going?
Me: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! OH MY GOSH!!
Sister: That good, eh?
Me: -spazzing- OH MY GOSH!! OH MY GOSH!! OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!!
A true story:
One day, Rina (my sister) was rummaging through the cupboard when she found Nesquik. Knowing my fondness for chocolate, she called out, "(SMARTY)! CHOCOLATE!" Almost immediately, the following sounds were heard from my room: "CHOCOLATE?! AHHH!!" Thump. Hysterical laughter.
As you may have guessed, in my enthusiastic attempt to get to the chocolate, I tripped over air and did a face-plant in the carpet. We did not stop laughing for two minutes.
"Why do writers write? Because it isn't there."-Thomas Berger
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