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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5021 - Favs: 5,008 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
9 Months by Dinosaurs R Dead reviews
AU fic -"I'll give you nine months, Buttercup. No More, No Less." WARNING: references to rape/RRB-PPG -semi-romance. COMPLETE- Sequel now out!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 173,956 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Butch, Buttercup - Complete
HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA by acdhnt reviews
Rosalie, Bella, and Alice are all adopted daughters of Charlie. They are rich, hot and smart. They move from Washington to California and meet the players of the school Emmett,Jasper,Edward.Lemons.Will the dramatic events drive them closer or apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 161,981 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Peace Within Chaos by BritishBitches reviews
Emmett, Edward, Bella, Rose and Alice are all sent to therapy bootcamp, run by Jasper Whitlock, a newly qualified therapist. They have two things in common; they all have their own issues and none of them want to be there.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,624 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2008
The Colour of Love by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
She was White. I was Black. She was innocent and pure. I was her complement, cold and dark and I'd have given her my heart if I thought she wouldn't throw it back at me "If looks could kill; I didn't want to find out" EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-2 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Demons Within Us by White Dire Wolf reviews
Rated for extreme language and adult situations. Drugs, guns and music, the only way to release the rage of a world torn by war. Can one woman save the shredded soul of a broken man? Especially since he hated everything she stood for? InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 244,581 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Scandal by crazyperson17 reviews
Bella is married to Jacob Black but is never really happy. One night brings will change the lives of Bella, Edward and Jacob forever. How... scadalous Full summary inside. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,962 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Bella, Alice
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3724 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
A Very Different Kind of Love Story by FrostyChicken reviews
TEMPORARY HIATUS! Fang is mad that his family is moveing to Forks. Little does he know, he's gonna find his own, very different kind of love story. FAX and normal couples. R'n'R
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,050 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010
Let The Games Begin by sweetcrimefighter reviews
The Cullens and Hales decide to play a little game called truth or dare. How does the seemingly boring Isabella Swan get involved in this? Plenty of humor! Rated M for language and future chaps. Please read and tell me what you think, thanks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Torment by Raisin Cookies reviews
Ever wanted to run away and hide? Bella does. Only she's got nowhere to run to. Kidnapped and sold to life she never knew existed, she can kiss goodbye to her future-or can she? Rated M, please don't read if you don't like. 1st Twilight FF
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,203 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Coloring Outside the Lines by evenflo78 reviews
PLOT BUNNY CONTEST ENTRY. While Emmett and Jasper prepare to teach Edward how to take care of Bella in the bedroom, things get a little out of hand. Can Jasper change Emmett's way of thinking? All Vamps but AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Dreaming All Alone by Marie Pattin reviews
SEQUEL TO DOING THIS ALONE The family has made the big move to Hawaii. Suddenly, Alice isn't the only one having visions. Are these dreamlike visions real? What happens when they start coming true? Someone wants their revenge and not everyone will survive
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,867 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5843 - Favs: 6,113 - Follows: 4,831 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
MR Bloodlust 2 : Queen of Hearts by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,315 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
MAXIMUM RIDE: Unjust to the Maximum! by FrostyChicken reviews
HIATUS! The full summary is inside. This is our new story :D peoples, leave a review and tell us if we should continue :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Max, Fang
Love Story by dress up romance xx reviews
For as long as she can remember, Bella’s parents have hated the Cullen’s. She has been forbidden to ever speak to them and that’s perfectly fine with Bella. But what happens when she gets stuck at a party with Edward for three hours? How much can change i
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,952 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
OperationgetFangandMaxTogether by FrostyChicken reviews
COMPLETE! Exactly what the title says! Iggy has a new power? How will Team IggyEllaGazzy use that power to get Max and Fang together? And how did Iggy and Fang switch brains? And WOW! Max and Lissa are FRIENDS? FAX/EGGY And as usual, Read'n'Review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,565 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dear Mr Diary by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Camp Cullen: Here We Go Again by TwiHard24 reviews
The gang's back for another year at camp and relationships are stronger than ever! Add in a rival camp and some 'friendly' competition and you're in for a load of surprises, new pranks, and new friends. Will the survive the ultimate challenge? Funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
In That Moment by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
As Jake pulled the veil over my head my eyes snapped open, half wanting to see a different pair of eyes staring back at me. A golden honey coloured pair of eyes.. because no matter how much Jake may love me, I could never properly love him back.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella
Shenanigans by alittlebitwarped reviews
The Emmett and Jasper Chronicals. When you live forever, what do you live for? Well Emmett and Jasper live for driving the rest of the Cullens nuts. Here is their story. Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight...but I do own horse, her name is Sprite
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett, Jasper
Move on by MALICIOUSteddy reviews
He would want me to be happy, but could I? Could I ever move on? rated T just in case.ABANDONED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008
Start Over by Tainted Grace reviews
After a bad break up with her boyfriend of almost 2 years Bella decides to start over, the thing is he wont let her. AU fic. ALL HUMAN. Edward&Bella. If dominating Edward isn't your thing i suggest not to read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,629 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Way by TwiHard24 reviews
Ah! The monkey stole my bananas!""Don't let the squirrel touch my nuts!""My wand! I thought Esme threw it away after I tried to shove it down Jasper's throat!" The Cullen's are back to school. Can Bella resist helping Emmett with his pranking? Hilarious!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Emmett, Bella
EMMETT MCCARTNY CULLEN! DEAR GOD! by MALICIOUSteddy reviews
What happens at the Cullen house while Bella isn't there? What does Emmett do? And how did Edward become such a good actor?What happens when Alice gets blown away by the wind, and Jasper falls into a well, trying to catch her?a bit of a crackfic.READ NOW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
You Asked Me to Love You by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
AH/AU. Rosalie and Bella Swan are new at Central Parkway Boarding School. While Rosalie gains instant attention, Bella struggles to fit in. She later meets Edward and Alice, siblings who have a precarious past. Can she find love through all the drama? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,524 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8033 - Favs: 3,740 - Follows: 3,138 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Twilight Ride by twilight lilly reviews
Bella and Edward's wedding plans are put on hold when a mysterious winged girl falls out of the sky. A Maximum Ride/Twilight story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19434 - Favs: 12,159 - Follows: 5,565 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Note Passing with the Cullens! by a regular saint mary reviews
The Mysterious E? Edward's very large pockets? A dog named scampi! A series of notes, passed by the Cullens. OOC, and random. Rated T just in case. Some B.D. Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007
Interview with the Vampires, Twilight Style by vAMPLIFIED reviews
Why is the cast at Hogwarts? Why has Hannah Montana taken Bella captive? WHY IS JAKE WEARING FISHNETS? R&R to find out. "So, Jacob, you raped my mom..." -Nessie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,866 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Jacob, Edward
Thief Like Me by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella and Rosalie are partners in crime. What happens when they get some very interesting company one night who want them to join in the hunt that could possibly save millions while killing them and their new found friends? Normal Pairings.action/funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
KARIOKE WITH THE CULLENZ! by MALICIOUSteddy reviews
Once a decade something special happens at the Cullen household KARIOKE PERFORMANCE! beware:OOC Inclides performances by: Sir Black and the dawgs, Carlizzle and the honeybees.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009
I Like Your Nose by BritishBitches reviews
Edward meets a gorgeous brunette in a subway station, and can't get her out of his head. If he didn't believe in love at first sight before, he certainly does now. He doesn't even know her name, but if it's meant to be he'll find her. BxE One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oh My Emmett by TwiHard24 reviews
A collection of HILARIOUS Emmett one shots. So far includes: Emmett's Idea and Girl Scout Cookies. What happens when Emmett experiments with vampire venom? What about when he helps Nessie sell the most cookies in Girl Scouts! Find out! More coming!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Emmett
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
New Friends by Endless Dawn reviews
What happens when the characters from Harry Potter, Twilight, Maximum Ride, and Sweep meet? NOW WRITTEN BY ENDLESSHOPE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Every Day is Exactly the Same by alittlebitwarped reviews
Edward's mother died 4 years ago. He now lives with his father in Forks. He is plagued with nightmares but nothing compares to the nightmare that is his life. EXB lemons later. Disclaimer: Twilight is not mine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Doing This Alone by Marie Pattin reviews
Edward broke down all boundaries and slept with Bella. Her birthday party happens and he leaves. 2 months later Bella finds out she is pregnant. Will Edward ever find out? How does Bella deal with a baby? Much better then summary. I promise. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,003 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Heart by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. vampires have enslaved humans. Edward comes to the Center to get his first human and finds Bella, immune to his mind reading and rebellious. He takes her, planning to learn more about her strange behavior. Full Summery inside. ExB JxA COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,541 - Reviews: 2309 - Favs: 2,501 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lifeless by dress up romance xx reviews
AU. Bella was kidnapped when she was five years old. From that point on, she has been forced to work as a sex slave. Everything before thislife has been completely forgotten. Fifteen years later, Bella is asked to 'service' Edward's 21st birthday party.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Fort Alice by LethalxLilly reviews
Alice finally went off the deep end, too. She's gone a bit far though as she builds a fortress in the basement of their Tokyo vacation home. This means one thing; Fort Alice has been born. Rated: A-Z, for lots of evil plotting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,949 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Alice
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Burned by MeheartEc reviews
3 years ago edward and bella dated, he cheated and she move to florida. she moves back to Forks and plays games on Edward and flirts with other boys,Edward is a player but still loves Bella. Will they find love again? OOC - updates regularly. R&R PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Horse and I: A story about a girl and her horse by Frost922 reviews
The wind in my hair, the crowd screaming my name, and the fact that Shadow and I were going to win, made me go even faster." Farah is a ordernary 12 year old, but when her best friend dies, what will she do?
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008
Cruel Intentions by Skanky Frankie reviews
Losely based around the plot of Cruel Intentions, using characters from Twilight. Edward is a rich boy with a diabolical step sister, Rosalie. They make a bet on Edward ruining the reputation of Virgin Bella... But could it be more than he bargained for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,869 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Harry Potter's Crazy Life by LethalxLilly reviews
Bunch of one shots from the Harry Potter stories. Full summary inside. Rated; Tea Cup, for lots of randomness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008
Of Sunless Days, And Moonless Nights by Lady-Beau reviews
MaxRideTwilight crossover. Max and the gang settle down in Forks. Little do they know that they are already in the middle of a pretty big Max-sized trap. Not even Max thinks she can get our of this one... Fax, BellaEdward.Other pairings will be explained
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,426 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008
twimax by hahahehe7 reviews
what happens when two of the most aswomest stores come together Twilight, and maximum ride hummer romance and a little drama. R&R please take it easy on the reviews, first Fan fic. crossover
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4237 - Favs: 2,682 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
My soul, my angels by XxRandomxXlove-twilight reviews
This is a combination of The Host and Twilight, It leans more towards The host but it has a lot of twilight in it. If you haven't read The Host none of this will make sense.
Host - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008
Going Crazy by Bella4Edward reviews
All Human! Bella, Rose, and Alice all pregnant together. How will the guys handle it? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,234 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Potter's Inner Eye Problem by LethalxLilly reviews
In book three, Ron tells Harry he needs his Inner Eye checked. So what happens when he DOES get it checked? Rated; I.E.P, for InnerEyeProtection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P.
Critical Care by JoonBug reviews
Bella arrives in Forks ahead of schedule and begins to make new friends before she starts school and Edward, isn’t the first Cullen she meets.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,452 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
The Tart! by LethalxLilly reviews
What happens when Dumbledore goes back to the feast for his tart? From HP2 off of page 82 Very funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Albus D. - Complete
The Pain In Everyone's Eyes by LaughingPuppeteer reviews
The day of Bella's graduation is approaching quickly,will Edward keep his promise.Charlie start to believe Billy, he sends Bella away before graduation.Can Edward find her before fate makes her run into another Vampire? Twilight is owned by Stephenie Meye
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,792 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
The wonderful storie book of SUPER JASPER! by LethalxLilly reviews
Jasper has finally went of the deep end. But who cares? As long as the barbies keep coming, and the camels keep moving. Rated: Beef, for serious brain damage. Author of Dear Mr. Diary
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
Cullen Fan Mail! by royailight reviews
Got a question for the Cullens? Ask them! It's as easy as replying! Just a random fic about the Cullen's answering their fan mail! Please R'n'R. Rated T for language, letter content, fangirl wars,and me being on crack O.o
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Promise Me Forever by bellaklutz2010 reviews
Alice is going crazy with the wedding .Edward isn't staying with Bella. But worst of all, the Voultri is threatening to kill Edward if Bella doesn't marry Aro!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,957 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Never Too Late by l'heure bleue reviews
—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Flock's Offtime! by Eclipsevampire reviews
Itex is gone and the Flock is finally safe, so what do they do now? Max doesn't know either but she gets a few suggestions... Fax! I don't own Maximum Ride James Patterson does! Please review! It's my first fanfic, and I need feedback!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,387 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
The BestWorst Twilight Fan Fiction ever! by 0ut-t0night reviews
Okay, not really. But it's funny! Squirrels, and tons more Randomness! All for you! Rated T cause I feel like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3535 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8347 - Favs: 7,479 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
How to get kicked out of WalMart by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Chocolate by turquoise.seas reviews
-Slight FAX- “Why are you in here so early?” he said in his low voice. “’Cause it’s your birthday, lunkhead!”
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Dinner For The Human by Green Crayons reviews
Emmett, Jasper, and Edward make dinner for Bella…or at least attempt to. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,429 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007
PS Write Back by IzzyBoleyn reviews
Just random letters going back and forth between our favorite twilight characters. Co-authored by Next Mrs.Edward Cullen Plz be nice its my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
When he hunts by JoonBug reviews
When Edward returns from the hunt, he doesn’t find Bella in the same condition her left her in.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
Lifeline by turquoise.seas reviews
-FAX- Final chapter! He hastily turned my face toward his, his dark eyes regarding my half-open ones anxiously. “Max…” I heard no more, because my eyelids fluttered shut, and I fell to the sand. Faxness is finally here!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,525 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 293 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Black eyes, Sparkling skin and blood by pixieindisguise39 reviews
Maximum ride and Twilight crossover, what happens when max is kidnapped by flyboys and ends up injured in forks and faced with a very thirsty and confused Edward Cullen
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007
Why You Do NOT Get Vampires Drunk by Endless Dawn reviews
What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
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