TheLionandTheLambx3
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Joined 01-30-08, id: 1488545, Profile Updated: 01-20-09

Hi everyone Im TheLionandTheLambx3. I love the twilight series with a passion. Harry Potter coming in a very close second. Im a swimmer and a soccer player. I get decend grades and overall im just a horrribly boring person. Im sure yor falling asleep already. Alright enough for now.

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Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 126,088 - Reviews: 4223 - Favs: 3,600 - Follows: 4,832 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5365 - Favs: 6,885 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete