DontBePissy
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Joined 01-31-08, id: 1489073, Profile Updated: 08-12-10
Author has written 3 stories for South Park, Doctor Who, and Misc. Movies.

Movies:

Inception, Star Trek (2009), South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, The Dark Knight, Moulin Rouge, The Outsiders, Slumdog Millionaire, Sweeney Todd, Pan's Labyrinth, Labyrinth, Silence of the Lambs, Spirited Away, Kiki's Delivery Service, Howl's Moving Castle, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Lion King

Books:

Paper Towns, The Outsiders, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, The Silence of the Lambs, the Harry Potter series, Calvin and Hobbes, Jurassic Park, Maximum Ride series, I Am America and So Can You, The Da Vinci Code

TV Shows:

Doctor Who, South Park, Star Trek: The Original Series, Sherlock, Misfits, Merlin, The Mighty Boosh, Invader Zim, Dexter, Spongebob Squarepants, The Colbert Report, House M.D., Battlestar Galactica (the new one), Scrubs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Anime:

Full Metal Alchemist, Princess Tutu, Soul Eater, InuYasha, Ouran High School Host Club, Higurashi no naku koro ni, Death Note, Wolf's Rain, Junjou Romantica, Fruits Basket, Love Hina, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Digimon

Music:

Coldplay, The Killers, Chameleon Circuit, Muse, The Beatles, Eminem, Florence and the Machine, Frou Frou, Owl City, VOCALOID, The Avett Brothers, Lady GaGa, showtunes, etc.

Favorite Pairings:

Doctor/Master or Theta/Koschei- Doctor Who

Spock/Kirk- Star Trek

Sherlock/John- Sherlock

Cartman/Kyle- South Park

Arthur/Eames- Inception

Zim/Dib- Invader Zim

Arthur/Merlin- Merlin

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The Commentary on TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 290,922 - Reviews: 3061 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Four Times McQueen Didn't Cry (And the One Time He Did) by PixelEm reviews
He didn't want to think about him. It was just too painful. However when he withheld the pain it only fought back with vigor, returning far more destructive than before. It was only when he let the pain take control that it finally freed him.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Lightning, Mater, Sally - Complete
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3662 - Favs: 5,097 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
The Very Secret Diaries of the USS Enterprise Crew by Carynna reviews
Kirk obviously fancies Chekov, but Sulu will kill him if he tries anything." Ever wondered what the crew is up to behind closed pod bay doors? Consider yourself warned. Slash, parody, and utter insanity.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Unruffled by StraddlingTheAtmosphere reviews
Puck is always calm and collected. Kurt wants to find the one thing he can say to change that. Puck/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Sherlock's Bedside Comfort Class 101 by Jessa7 reviews
John becomes ill from an ill-advised swim in the Thames. In March. Cue Sherlock and his Bedside Comforts
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Artificial Respiration by butterflye reviews
Apparently, it's hard to hit moving targets. What happens in the pool, and the aftermath. SPOILERS FOR "THE GREAT GAME". Holmes/Watson SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
His silent mind by Harold Saxon reviews
The tenth Doctor, guided by what remains of the white point star, tries to find the Master who was imprisoned on a planet that was doomed by its creators. Set after the End of time, non-canon. COMPLETED
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,148 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Brain Matter by Lanaea reviews
General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,023 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6410 - Favs: 4,694 - Follows: 4,139 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Star Trek! The Musical by Carynna reviews
Consuming unidentified alien fruit is never advised. Especially when its aftereffects force the crew to express their thoughts only by singing Broadway show tunes. UPDATE: SPOCK'S DUET!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Dead and Gone by Twilight Temptress reviews
Dallas Winston's death scene from his point of view, starting just after Johnny's death.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Dallas W., Johnny C. - Complete
Covers by redrupee reviews
Under the safety of the covers, Soul could tell Maka as many stupid things as he wanted. The despair and the repair of Ashura's Aftermath. Soul/Maka, spoilers for the end of the anime.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
The Little Merman by ElenaC reviews
Alternate Universe: The adventures of Sherlock, merman, and John, prince of Albion. Worlds and cultures collide. Slash (Sherlock/John). Rated for adult content. Complete.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,411 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Tonight, Tonight by Kippixin reviews
ZADR. Big lemonsmutyaoisex warning. I don't think it's bad enough to excatly be considered "NC-17", but oh well. One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Complete
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Redemption reviews
*Spoilers for the End of Time* - The Master's thoughts before being sucked into the Time Lock. Slash, Drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
Le Song Drabbles reviews
The Outsiders, South Park, and The Hitcher song drabbles. *CONTAINS SLASH*
Crossover - South Park & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Kyle's Hat reviews
One-shot; Kyle and Cartman spend the afternoon together. WARNING: yaoi smex. My first ever fanfic, so don't expect much.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete