The-Oddish
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Joined 01-04-02, id: 148919
Author has written 21 stories for Pokémon, Harry Potter, Shakespeare, Baby Sitters Club, X-Men: Evolution, X-Men: The Movie, and X-Men.
ATTENTION ALL SCOTT-HATERS! There is a *NEW* Scott Death on my website!

Hmm. New bio time. Okay. I'm a fifteen year old British girl, and I like writing. I adore the X-Men, they're the fabbiest thing ever, especially 'Crawler dude and Wolvie Dude. I'm aware that they're kind of everyone's favourites, but you know, like I care... and I hate Cyclops. Despise him. He must die!!! In fact, oh look, I have a fic about that!!! I think slash is really guite groovy, and if you want some odd slash, you should read Alternative X-Men, there's Kurt/Logan, Ororo/Jean, Magneto/"Charlie", and who knows what else... it's really groovy.
Most of my fanfics are humour, because that's what I think I'm best at writing. I think. Well, I think I'm great, but then I would, wouldn't I???
Kalaki will kill me if I don't tell you to go read her to read her fics, so: go read Kalaki's fics!
This is long enough, I think.
Peace, man!!! Radical dude!!! Join Freeserve!!!
Oh, and anyone who wants to read my Cyclops Death fic, I'm very sorry but ff.net have removed it for reasons they refuse to divulge other than giving me a page of rules. I'm sorry. But now you can view it on my site now! Yay!

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Harry Potter and the Room with Stuff Inside by Virgil Sparda reviews
A parody on the chamber of secrets. My first fic. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003
Who needs a checkup by ladybugg reviews
NEW CHAPTER! RR. Jubes-Hank. Jubilee has an annual physical, and finds out that she needs surgery. Will Hank be the support that she needs, or will their age difference ruin things?
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2004 - Published: 5/9/2003
Twisted Christmas The XMen Way by Disturbed Courtney Lilith K reviews
It's Christmas time at the Xavier Institute... Who said it had to be boring? (Rogue/Remy) *Chapter 34!*
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,515 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 12/22/2001
Party All Night by Jocelyn reviews
A trip to the mall, a wrestling match, and a co-ed (and illegal) student slumber party. 'Nuff said. No X2 spoilers. Rating for language and dirty imagery. NOW COMPLETE!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Complete
The Lonely Ones by amber-goddess reviews
(A fic where Rogue and Kurt have discovered that they are siblings) Chap 24 - Mystique finally brings her plan into action, piting the Brotherhood and the X-Men against each other...with Kurt and Rogue on opposite sides...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,802 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
The Romance of Dishes by Moony Whore reviews
Washing the dishes often leads to water fights but in this case it leads to not only this but exposing emotions too. John/Bobby
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury Like Angry X-Women by Darlin reviews
X-Men movie reruns on cable TV are driving Rogue & Storm crazy. Rogue wants to hurt the creators; Wolverine just wants to stay out of it; Kitty & Jubilee have opinions & Jean lovers there's a little bashing. RoLo.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Ororo M./Storm, James H./Wolverine/Logan, Anna Marie/Rogue - Complete
LaundromatXStyle by CosmicGirl22 reviews
The X-Mansion's X-Washing Machine is X-Broken! Chap2and 3 arethe sequel to Xlaundromat--called xzoo-trip...the gang go for a feildtrip...humor ensues! r/r
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2002 - Published: 5/24/2002
Turning the Tables by ashby reviews
Set in seventh year. Hermione's the only girl Ron can't get, and it's driving him mad. It doesn't stop him from trying, though. Hermione is fed up with the pursuing and decides to turn the tables a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2002 - Published: 5/8/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Prank Calls by indiegal reviews
*Finished!* After finding someone familiar when teaching Ron how to prank call, a real live prank ensues
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,235 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2002 - Published: 5/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pokemon Cabin Flash by MiyamotoJess reviews
Please R&R. Ash, Misty, Jessie, James, Brock and Gary are stuck in a cabin together. At the end, some new *though I'll say now, very STUPID* villains come in. Chapters 3 and 7 are a MUST READ! Especially chapter 3, Brock, Gary and Tracey fans, BE WARNED!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2002 - Published: 4/22/2002
The Compressed Twelfth Night by Brynhild GoUrL reviews
Blame Oni Hime for inspiring me. Viola gets shipwrecked, disguised, and creates a violent love triangle before revealing her true self and finding her twin brother. It's a great plotline, made even more brilliant by my biting wit. Cough cough.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2001 - Published: 6/27/2001
How Joanne Ruined Many Lives on Barbados-Part 1 by Arabella Black reviews
I'm sorry about starting a new sort of series, it's just that the full the would be too long! A person named Joanne ruins everybody's Christmas and assigns half of them different names. Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2001
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Alternative XMen reviews
My own little X-Men universe, it's a bit... weird. Prof. X is a hippie, for instance. Includes a lot of slash, espesh Ororo/Jean.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
Ice in Hell reviews
Bobby misses his old friend John. And apparently John misses him a lot too. There will be slash in future chapters.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 7/24/2003
Logan Returns reviews
What happens when Logan comes back? No, I don't know either, so I just guessed. Enjoy!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2003 - Published: 11/8/2002 - Rogue, Wolverine
The Bet reviews
The X-Women all fancy Logan--so gets to him first??? There's a bet riding on it...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002
Baby reviews
What would the X-Men do if they found a baby on the doorstep of the Institute?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,383 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2003 - Published: 10/18/2002
Harry Dies, and then Some Stuff happens reviews
Harry dies in a freak accident; possible Ron/Hermione romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 2/22/2002
Guess what I found in a Skip, Yo? reviews
Toad finds something in a skip. Oddly it is based on my X-Men Sims.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2002
Yoghurt reviews
Scott+Kurt+Logan+a Jacuzzi+a whole load of yoghurt=this fic. Really, really, really quite strange.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2002 - Published: 10/7/2002
The Future reviews
Jesse and James have a resturant, Misty is their waitress??? Well, you never know what the future might hold...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9/18/2002 - Published: 1/4/2002
A Bad Day for the BSC reviews
A series of short stories about the BSC.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/30/2002
On Vacation With Fred reviews
A coach trip, with lots of characters. But the big question--where are they going, and besides, who is Fred? (Hahaha, I know who he is)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2002 - Published: 4/27/2002
Mr Fluffy and his Commandshippy Day reviews
Or, more accurately, Mr Fluffy's outlook on life since Giovanni got a new "friend"--commandshippy.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/31/2002
Twelfth Night Character Diaries reviews
PG just in case. Diaries of characters from Twelfth Night on different scenes--as you might have guessed.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5/17/2002 - Published: 5/9/2002
A Cassidy Fic With Many Odd Happenings reviews
Cassidy fic (there aren't too many of those, are there?). Err... some old family members return and Cassidy's life gets a bit (read: a lot) messed up.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2002 - Published: 4/28/2002
Malvolio the Mad Axe Murderer reviews
My sequel to Twelfth Night. It's funny. Err... as Sir Andrew once said, "do but read."
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2002
Tracey Skechit reviews
It's about Tracey and his life at Oak's house, and then he gets a new Pokémon... the other twerps are in it, and so far, TR are not. I'm bad at summaries! *chapter ten up*
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4/17/2002 - Published: 2/7/2002
Mrs Ketchum's Magazines reviews
It's sort of old, but (I think) it's funny. It's not very long... and there's hints to Mrs Ketchum/Tracey shipping (is there a name for that?!?!)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/1/2002
Twelfth Night ending--Rewritten reviews
It helps if you've read Twelfth Night. I don't own it, I just like to make fun of it.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2002
Interview Thingy reviews
It's an interview I wrote ages ago... it's quite funny actually. If anyone likes it I might continue it.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/16/2002
Neville... and Vampires reviews
Two short stories, using Pokémon characters. One is very... odd, the other is about vampires. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2002 - Published: 1/17/2002
Insult Party reviews
It's completely mental and insane and not safe for sane people to read. So go read it!!!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2002