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Joined 01-31-08, id: 1489230, Profile Updated: 08-30-10
Author has written 8 stories for Criminal Minds.

Name: Ashley

Birth date: July 10th, 1989

Birthplace: Texas

Eye Color: brown

Hair Color: right now it's actually brown which is my natural hair color, but in the past it has been: blue, platinum blond, stop sign red, hot pink, dark blue, purple, and green.

Piercings: Three on each ear, but I want at least two more on my ears.

any tattoos: No I can't afford to get any.

Zodiac Sign: Cancer

Right handed or Left Handed: I use both hands

Favorite Food:any tex mex (fajitas, nachos, tamales, ect.)

Favorite number: thirteen

Favorite Alcoholic Drink: margarita

Favorite Non- alcoholic drink: diet coke

Favorite Restaurant: Casa ole or Orlandos

Favorite fast food restaurant: Bless your heart, I don't know if it would really be considered fast food since it's health food though.

Favorite Holiday: Halloween or Christmas

Favorite Band/artist: Green Day, Emilie Autumn, the Dresden Dolls, the Manic Street Preachers, Panic at the Disco, the Ramones, and many many more

Favorite Quote: The things you own end up owning you--Chuck Palahniuk

Favorite time of day: night

Favorite Movie: Nightmare Before Christmas, The Devils Rejects, Night of the Living Dead

Favorite Book: Alice in Wonderland, Prozac Nation, Survivor, Diary, Lullaby,

Favorite TV Show: Criminal Minds, NCIS, CSI Las Vegas, True Blood,

Favorite Color: black, green, and pink

Favorite Season: fall, winter

Whats one fear you have: It's really weird but I have a phobia of fish

How Many Siblings Do you have: one I have an older sister

What are two words that best Describe You: A Cynical Romantic

Do You have and Nervous Habits: I twirl my hair

What is your current Desk top picture: It changes a lot.

Have you ever been in love: Well I sort of have a crush on someone right now

Can you speak any other languages: a little bit of Spanish. I can read Spanish really well, but I usually have no idea what I'm reading

Do you have any interests that some people would consider odd: Zombies, old photographs, bizarre facts and statistics

Do you want to get married: Maybe someday. If I'm sure it's the right person.

Do you want kids: Maybe a couple a boy and a girl would be nice

Do you have any pets: two very spoiled cats named Mazzy and Bunny

How do you order your steak: Well done or medium well

Is the glass half empty or half full: It's just not big enough and it's broken so I keep on cutting my lip when I try to drink out of it and theres lemon and salt in the water so it's making my cut lip burn, and why is there lemon in salt in my water anyway?

Is their something on every one of your walls: Yes

is there a computer in your room: yeah a laptop the video card is out in my desktop, but I'm about to get a new desktop

What do you do when your bored: write, clean, read, sew.

Whats one place you want to visit: someplace tropical

Ocean or a lake: ocean

Black or White: black

coffee or tea: both

I've retired from this fandom and have gone back to my original love of writing Green Day fanfics. Thanks to everyone whose ever read of reviewed my stories on this site. Peace and much love.

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Tasting Sin by Leia1912 reviews
What's the most delicious thing you've ever seen? Poor Sookie's about to find out. Eric/Sookie fluff in the vein of the early SVM books: a lot of romance, comedy, action. (CANON THROUGH BOOK 8; INCORPORATES IDEAS FROM LATER BOOKS, BUT NOT DEA.)
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 294,580 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sookie, Eric
The Director's Daughter by TheWritingPA reviews
Amy Anderson is a normal student until the day when a stalker makes himself known and turns her life upside down. But what makes this a BAU case? And why does Dr. Reid care so much? M for future lemons. Reidcentric Reid/Amy
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,281 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
The Sheldon Cooper Solidarity Enigma by petthekat reviews
The third and final part of my Penny/Sheldon series! Sheldon is attempting, as per his agreement with Penny, to find an available female with all the traits he believed Penny to be lacking - and Penny is forced to watch his progress. Or lack there of.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,618 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Save Her by ReidsLuvr93 reviews
What USED to be a prologue, set when Spencer is sixteen. Abigail's, Spencer's, and Ethan's lives are going well. What will they do though when another is brought into the mix?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,192 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Late Night Converstations by randomshoes42 reviews
Spoilers for Season One episode Sex, Birth, Death. It will earn its rating later, I think, and is REID/OC, from the OC's point of view. Please, pretty please, pretty pretty please with a cherry on top, review! PLEASE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - S. Reid
What's in a Name by Seraphim-Burning reviews
Sheldon and Penny are new parents and it's not as easy as Penny thought it would be... A collection of Penny/Sheldon stories also some Raj/Missy, Leonard/Leslie, Howard/OC
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,242 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Loss Hypothesis by starfish001 reviews
Penny suffers a loss and it raises some strong feelings in the group. Angst, rated M for potential sauciness and slightly adult themes. My second attempt at fanfic. As before, reviews very much appreciated! Now with a teeny epilogue.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Bombshell by daisychains123 reviews
Four mouths dropped. Four pairs of eyes widened. Four controllers fell to the floor. Four men’s lives changed in an instant.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,290 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C.
The Zombie Apocalypse Difficulty by Matriaya reviews
A zombie apocalypse sweeps the nation, and Penny and the guys wait it out in their apartment. Through the stress, the anger, and the chaos, feelings and emotions are realized. Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny
When the Day Met the Night by reneexx reviews
Four weeks after Eric confronted her, Sookie has taken to avoiding him as much as possible. But word travels quickly when Sam forces her to take a few days off, and Eric decides to take matters into his own hands.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,361 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Eric, Sookie
The Potted Orchid Proposition by R.J. Anderson reviews
Sheldon has a plan, but Penny's not sure she can go along with it. How far will Sheldon go to convince her?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Welcome to the BAU Family by socialgal5 reviews
Emily adopts a seventeen year old named Stella, who grows to think of the entire team as her family. But, will Reid come to mean a little more? Read and see. Also features Hotch/Prentiss future relationship.Features the entire team as well.Epilogue up now
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 43,800 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - S. Reid
Death Wish by VikingVampFan reviews
When Eric and Sookie are given the two choices and one of them is death, I'm sure you can imagine what Eric picked. Now their lives are changed forever. Poor Sookie. Spoilers for all 8 Books.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,270 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Surprise by PersianFreak reviews
Companion to Life Goes On. Set after FDtW; spoilers from the first 8 books. Sookie is still adjusting to her brand new life with the help of Eric, but it's not going to be easy.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,794 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Life Goes On by PersianFreak reviews
Eric decides it's time for his and Sookie's little talk. Set after FDtW. Spoilers from all eight books.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,323 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Blood Ties by missedkarma reviews
Eric and Sookie find find out just how strong and how valuable a blood bond can be. Spoilers for all 8 books.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,633 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric, Sookie
A Second Chance by BeautifulDisasterAJ reviews
Eric and Sookie get a second chance. Part 3, takes place after "Dead Parenting" and "Dead and Dating"
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,765 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Lost & Found by encre d'esprit reviews
Sequel to Hide&Seek/DearSomebody- Dani is back, but she thinks the attacker from her past is too. Soon the team will realize the case wasn't closed, but will it be too late? Will Reid's feelings for Dani come out through the chaos? WRNING drugs/pair./lang
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,184 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008
Dead Hearts Still Feel by nox-alatus reviews
It's been more than a month since Sookie has spoken to a vampire, and Eric decides now is the time to discuss their future. Rated M for explicit lemony-goodness. COMPLETE.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,277 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead and Dating by BeautifulDisasterAJ reviews
Eric surprises Sookie after 4 weeks of not speaking. He wants the chance to prove he can give her all that she needs. Rating is M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,681 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Dear Somebody by encre d'esprit reviews
Pt. 2 to Hide & Seek! Recommend reading H&S first Dani and Reid keep in touch while in separate countries. This is mainly to showcase the developing relationship between Reid/Dani over letters, emails, instant messages, etc. Please review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,500 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
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Remember When You Told Me This Would Get Harder reviews
Dr.Spencer Reid has a girlfriend. They just can't exactly tell anyone about it. Why? Because his girlfriend is Emily's little sister. When a tragedy strikes their big secret comes out. How will their relationship surive through some changes? Reid/OFC
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,556 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - S. Reid
A New Life reviews
Nobody ever said life was easy. Reid and Natalie are about to find this out first hand. How will they manage married life with the pressures of the BAU, and a few other surprises? This is a sequel to: A Fresh Start, so please read it first. Reid/OC.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - S. Reid
A Fresh Start reviews
This is the sequel to A Genius and The Girl of His Dreams. So you should probably read that first. Reid and Natalie want to move on with their lives, but can they manage to move on without falling apart. Surprises and Fluff. Reid/OFC
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,111 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
Love The BAU and Everything In Between reviews
Spencer Reid may be falling in love with the girl next door. There's someone out there killing young women and she might just be the next victim. What is her connection to the killer? Can they stay together or will they fall apart? Reid/OFC
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,162 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - S. Reid
It's Love and Nobody Ever Said It Would Be Easy reviews
Dr. Audrey Miller is a new Agent at the BAU. What is her connection to Jason Gideon? And what happens when Reid and her find themselves falling hard for each other? Can they overcome their pasts together? Contains Surprises ,fluff, and maybe angst
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,938 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - S. Reid
A Genius and The Girl of His Dreams reviews
Spencer and Natalie were inseparable at eighteen, but when he left for Washington and the FBI they lost touch. A few years later Natalie comes to the BAU complaining of a stalker. Can they ever be more than just friends? Can they make it work? Fluff
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,627 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
Falling For The Girl Next Door reviews
Spencer Reid and Aimee seem too be made for each other, but how can he manage a relationship with his job and life, and will her friends and family ever learn to accept him. How will they handle some surprises as their relationship grows. Reid/OFC Fluffy
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,442 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - S. Reid
Who Has To Know reviews
Spencer Reid has finally found the girl of his dreams. The only problem is that they cant tell anyone about it. Was rated M but I decided it was more T than anything else. Some language. Fluffy maybe some angst later. Reid/OFC
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,614 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - S. Reid
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