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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Bleach.

March 8, 2013

I am still alive. I'm also out of the country and don't have any of my story notes with me. Plus I still have writer's block. I am however looking for an author who wrote Harry Potter and Naruto stories. One of the Naruto stories includes Naruto turning into a giant silver fox. Please PM me if you know who this is.

I have an AO3 account, but have yet to move anything there. When I get around to it, I'll post the link here.

June 7, 2012

FF.net removed the petition chapter from Life of an Actor. At least we know they've seen it. Also, there is a petition website. I've signed on to it as well. It's listed in a review for Genius.

Just checked. I also can't submit anything for three days. Oh well, I've had writer's block for about three years now.

"Jeffrey? What are you doing out here?"

"The quiet solitude helps me to figure out some of life's more perplexing conundrums."

"Oh...Would you like to talk about it?"

"Really? You want to help me?"

"Sure...Let's just say it's the new Danae. So what's the problem that has you so perplexed?"

"Well...Since moonlight is actually reflected sunlight...Then why isn't moonlight deadly to vampires?"

-Danae and Jeffrey from NoN Sequiter by Wiley, Sunday comics, Jan. 4, 2009

The movie Cabaret has a few really important characters; Brian, Sally, and Maximilian. Sally and Brian are together and then they meet handsome, wealthy Max. So the three start hanging out. Then, Brian and Sally are in their room, Sally dancing around, talking about the trip to Africa they're taking with Max and how it would be funny if she became his wife. They start to argue and this is the result:

Brian: "Oh screw Maximilian!"

Sally: "I do!"

Brian: "... So do I."

Sally: "..."

So my friend and I got bored today and we decided to do Word Association, where one person reads a list of words and the other responds with the first word to come to mind. Eventually, another friend joined in and it got crazier.

Bold- Me Italics- Friend 1 (girl) Underlined - Friend 2 (boy)

The first word is from the list, the second (sometimes third as well) is the response/

Secret - Mine

Gypsy - Swirl

Bankok - What?

Tune - Animaniacs

Karma - Siddhartha

Dark - Alien

Shadow - laughter

Purse - Voldemort

Subconsious - Beaded (the last four were all in a row. My mind is wierd)

Boy - Lucius (as in Malfoy)

Art - Stark (my art history teacher)

Elmo - Scary

Cigarrette - Smoke

Rye - Bread

Triangle - Square

Nightmare - Dream

Manipulative - Dumbledore

Puff - Huffle

Simmer - Boil

Maze - Labrynith

Count - D, Three

Lord - Thief, Pastor

It - The Thing, Addams Family

Donkey - Quixote, Shrek

Lancelot - Gay, Arthur (my answer was based off Spamalot)

Hey. Stories will come up once I get around to typing them. Currently they are handwritten.


Creature!Harry fic with a couple twists. This is a foursome. And I will not be revealing two of Harry's mates for quite some time. The first one will be obvious. Also, all three are older. Hint: Two are from canon. (My friend is trying to figure it out from a list I gave her. I'm enjoying myself.)

Masks We Wear

An ItaNaru. Naruto gets tired of wearing a 'mask' and leaves the village. He learns about his parents, his bloodline and why Kyuubi attacked Konohagakure. Akatsuki does show up with a few surprises. Naruto is gone for five years and the story covers major events in those years and Naruto and Itachi's return to the village. Read third chapter! It has been rewritten.


Naruto has an unusual ability brought out at a young age by a sentient Kyuubi. As a result he ends up being extremely smart, but wears a mask in front of the village. Pairings decided. Expect update before New Years.

Life of An Actor

Adopted fic. Second chapter will go up probably tomorrow. After that it may take a while as I currently have nothing else written in any form for this story.

Four Pillars

My first Bleach story! It will be an OT5 (one, two, fivesome) of Urahara/Aizen/Ichigo/Issin/Ryuken(Ryugen). I am aware that it is incest, so please if you do not like it just stop reading. Basically, Rukia isn't Ichigo's first encounter with Shinigami.

Harry's Harem

I know 'harem' typically refers to women, but I'm choosing to ignore that fact. Harry collects a harem, with the wonderful (and occasionally hilarious) help of Luna. Don't expect any orgies. I don't write sex.

I Am ME!

HP/OC. Slash. Good Voldemort, bad Dumbledore. Still trying to work out kinks.(I need to research some stuff before I can post this). This is being rewritten.


Harry Potter/D.N.Angel/White Collar crossover


HarryxDraco- established

LunaxDiana- relationship forms during the story

DaisukexDarkxSatoshixKrad- either split up as DarkxKrad and SatoshixDaisuke or all together

NeilxPeter- Peter divorced Elizabeth after they decided they were better off as friends; Elizabeth met someone else (no affair)

Only HarryxDraco is established prior to the story. The other relationships are a product of the events of the story.

Plot Points:

1) Harry and Neil met before Harry went to Hogwarts and kept in touch

2) Neil knows about magic and helped steal the Horcruxes; Hufflepuff's Cup was in the British Museum of Art

- Neil recieved awards for his assistance in defeating the Dark Lord; British government offered immunity if he wishes

3) Luna (a cursebreaker) finds out about Dark and Krad (the curse) and decides to give them their own seperate bodies

4) A piece of Hikari artwork was located in New York; Dark sent a note to the FBI (Peter and Neil get the case)

5) Daisuke and Satoshi are headed to New York - Satoshi to prevent the theft; Luna, Harry, and Draco headed to NY as well

6) Neil stole the original artwork and made a forgery - the real piece is in one of Harry's Gringotts vaults; Daisuke, Satoshi and the FBI don't know the one Dark is after is a fake

7) If you wish to take on this challenge, send me a PM. I will be the beta for this story

I'm hoping that more than one person takes up this challenge

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Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3265 - Favs: 6,189 - Follows: 6,194 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Everybody Wants To Be A Cat by Les Dowich reviews
Critically injured during the final battle, Harry Potter chooses a simpler way to live. As a cat, Harry finds love and acceptance but no man can be a cat forever and everyone has to grow up and face the world one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,704 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Different Start: American Harry Prequel by DarkeStar reviews
Harry's godmother gains custody of a young HP and escapes to America where he learns a new way of magic and carves a new path for himself. Powerful/Independent Harry, eventual slash, OCs, pre-Hogwarts. Reg. updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 393,920 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Foreign Magic by La Morraine reviews
Harry's sixth year is anything but calm: another fraud as DADA teacher, Umbridge on the loose, Voldemort wants revenge, new friends and allies come forth. The Malfoys behave strangely and Wiccans prowl Hogwarts ... SLASH HP/LM/DM, SB/RL, Veela!Malfoys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 322,089 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
iSpy by Arithilim reviews
What do you get when you add scheming schoolboys, paranoid spooks, and the most awesome webcomic in the world? A good time! Co-authored by Nyxelestia.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 4,083 - Follows: 4,867 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
Black and Gold by Petileo reviews
Naruto is one of the few students in his year to retain his foxy ears and tail- symbols of his innocence. All think that oblivious, adorable Naruto is 'doomed to a life of celibacy'.That is until the chance meeting with sex-god Uchiha Itachi. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,032 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Art and Artifice by dagget reviews
Life hasn't always been kind to Naruto, but he's got talent and determination. He just wants to get into University but his quasi doublelife is about to cause him some difficulties. Itanaru, onesided sasunaru. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Slash Glossary by Kodora reviews
Are you a newbie to fanfics, slash and yaoi in particular, or just a curious oldtimer? Confused by all those wonky japanese words? What's a squick? This glossary can help!
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Complete
Surprise! by QrYx reviews
Harry Potter goes back to school in 7th year with a huge surprise for all his friends. Gasp! He's Married!!! Slash! and implied Mpreg!!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,000 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/2/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Harry P., Lucius M.
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Genius reviews
What if Naruto wasn't the idiot he appeared to be? What if he took after his father. Pairings decided. Read and see. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Life of An Actor reviews
Harry's friends feel he is keeping secrets from him, but are distracted by the announcement that an acting troup will be visiting the school. However, secrets won't stay secrets for long as the curtain rises. HP/SB. Adopted from Rainbowstripes!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry's Harem reviews
That he started collecting at age eleven. Note: This is a MALE Harem. If you don't like it, you will be fed to the Wrakspurt. Love, Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Harry P.
The Masks We Wear reviews
Naruto gets fed up with hiding behind a facade of idiocy. The Kyuubi and an unexpected shinobi help him out. No longer SasuNaru, now ItaNaru thanks to the unexpected shinobi's plotting. All three chapters rewritten/edited!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Four Pillars reviews
Ichigo knew about Shinigami and Hollows years before he met Rukia. But that isn't the only secret he's keeping. Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ichigo K.
Katareen reviews
Yes, its another Creature!Harry story, but I like doing things differently. And it is slash. Enjoy! Chapter one has been edited and is now longer, so please reread. Edited again 11/15/09
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Harry P.
Naruto Drabbles reviews
A place for random situations given to me by Naruto plot bunnies. Any relationships will be yaoi/shonen ai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008
Harry Potter Drabbles reviews
Just a place for random little scenes given to me by HP plot bunnies. Any pairings will be slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008