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Joined 02-01-08, id: 1489627, Profile Updated: 01-13-17
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi! I'm Pat!

I'm part Italian, Chinese, but pure Filipino by parents... add a little dash of Spanish in my ancestry!

Well, obviously I love Harry Potter, as all my stories are about them. Actually, I'm obsessed with Harry Potter. Been addicted to it since I was ten years old... still addicted to it now.

About me?

1. I was born on December, 1990

2. I have ADHD. I was diagnosed when I was about 4 years old.

3. I like to draw too! I do sketching and the artsy stuff. But I rarely do those now. I concentrate on fanfictions and original stories.

4. I play the guitar. Taught myself when I was 15 years old and loved it, so I continued playing.

5. I sing, but I'm not that good.

6. I don't know about you guys, but I love horror movies. They make me laugh so hard, I scare the people around me.

7. So, obviously I'm pretty much a weirdo! Yeah, a true Loony, er... Luna Lovegood in the flesh!. I believe in things people don't see regularly and I don't easily get scared.

8. What else do you want to know?


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH (used to be), so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm FILIPINO so I must be a house-help.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
i have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm FILIPINO so I must have a bad accent or can't speak English properly.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I USED TO or HAVE DEPRESSION so I MUST be an ATTENTION SEEKER.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

This is posted to point out that people would have different point of views and should not be stereotyped depending on their personalities and baliefs. Each and every one of us are different and should be respected for being one.

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Sharp Teeth by SableUnstable reviews
Needing a new place to live quick smart, Remus finds himself looking through a rough little flat with a monthly rent to match. It isn't at all what he's used to. Then again, neither is the landlord. Modern Muggle!AU, WolfStar, SLASH. Rated M for language and adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,715 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Tomorrow's War by XeeWrites reviews
The war is over. Harry Potter, desperate for some peace, tries to avoid political involvement - but after a clumsy kidnapping involving Draco Malfoy, a courtyard, and a curse, he finds his new purpose. Armed with the most unusual allies and, perhaps, the tiniest bit of Dark Magic, he decides to tackle the Ministry's corruption. [drarry]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 1/16/2008 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Narcissa M., Blaise Z.
Gryffindor Colors by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
The reasoning of pureblood fanatics is incomprehensible to anyone halfway normal, and even Harry Potter is close enough to ordinary to find himself at a loss for how on earth Narcissa Malfoy so suddenly became Mrs. Ronald Weasley. [crackship, crackfic, crack premise; Roncissa, lemon-scented]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,884 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 3/17/2016 - [Narcissa M., Ron W.]
Beginning Again by pottermum reviews
Divorce is hard on everyone involved. But sometimes, an ending is just the beginning. The beginning of newer and better things. AU Set ten years after the battle, where a major character died.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,395 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 4/28/2016 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Playing with Slytherins by onecelestialbeing reviews
Literally...take your pick.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,644 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M.
The Further Adventures of a London Call Boy by whatifimnotthehero reviews
Sequel to Diary of a London Call Boy! AU Snarry fic. Harry and Severus are learning to cope under the thumb of Rita Skeeter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,585 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Wrong time, Right place by Suzie74 reviews
Harry's in detention again! A misheard time could possibly make his dreams come true. Will love prevail in a time of war?WARNINGS M/M slash, BDSM, Voyeurism,vampires & 3somes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,567 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Is It Time To Feed The Chickens? by onecelestialbeing reviews
Charlie is stuck house-sitting for his parents for a week when a certain Ravenclaw stops by the intent of picking strawberries. Needless to say, she gets strawberries and an eyeful of strong, naked dragon-tamer chest. Written for the 2014 Charlieficathon on LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,878 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Luna L., Charlie W. - Complete
Sex on Legs in Six-Inch Heels by Tessa Crowley reviews
Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he's wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
A Series of Misunderstandings by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash, EWE. When Harry is running away from overzealous reporters in Diagon Alley, he crashes into Draco Malfoy, and they both fall to the ground. This leads to a series of misunderstandings from which he might never recover. Well, at least Harry's life was never fated to be boring.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,136 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Here's Something I Can Hold On To by whatifimnotthehero reviews
SNARRY. Harry Potter is a Quidditch star and he likes to drink and party. He's the resident bachelor of the Wizarding World, but things start to change one morning when he finds himself passed out on Snape's front lawn. He develops feelings for Snape, but can he change enough for Snape to return those feelings? Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,515 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Déjà Vu by VivacissimoVoce reviews
One-shot. Draco is experiencing something strange. Everything is weird and repeating. Everything is repeating and weird. Draco is experiencing something strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Going Once, Going Twice by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Summary: Draco Malfoy has been missing for two years. Now the Malfoy estate is going up for auction, and Harry decides it's time to find out what happened to his former school rival. Pairing: Drarry. Warning: Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,189 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Muffliato by TsunamiHatake reviews
The tale of one Headmaster's quest to not fall in love against all odds! Sorry for the bad summary, lack of sleep :) More details inside. Oneshot, complete! Reviews would be nice
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,763 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Some Other Beginning's End by BelovedShadow reviews
Harry reveals the fact that he is a horcrux to Voldemort during the final battle, and Voldemort decides to keep Harry safe and protected. Knowing that he and Voldemort are the only two people who will live forever, Harry distances himself from everyone but Voldemort, and develops a growing fascination with the man and his dark, peculiar, ways. HPLV! Not DH Compliant! MPREG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 496 - Published: 8/13/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Grow Up and Be Kids by whatifimnotthehero reviews
Severus adopts a 5 year old Harry Potter after finding out he has been mistreated at the hands of his relatives. Snape is I guess OOC concerning Harry. This is just a story where Harry grows up at Hogwarts with Snape and the misadventures he has. Maybe eventual Drarry. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S.
Anything But Ordinary by 0idontknow0 reviews
"I got someone pregnant," he said. "Draco Malfoy to be specific."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,300 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Moonlight Dreams by drarryisgreen reviews
Written for Draco's Birthday. Draco lives a 'secret' life in the Muggle universe since he's unwanted in the Wizarding World. He's got an interesting profession and he comes across a familiar face he didn't expect in his profession. What's worse is that the awkwardness of it all happens on Draco's birthday! Rated R to NC-17 for non explicit sexual context.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Angling by trollnexus reviews
HPDM. Scorpius wants to invite Albus Potter over for the holidays, and Draco doesn't have the heart to say "no." Thus he gives permission on one condition: Albus must bring a parent over to chaperone. Draco thinks the Potters won't consent, but Harry Potter has always foiled Draco's expectations. Now Draco is stuck with a flirtatious, recently divorced prat in his house. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mr Potter's Penguin by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
A smutty little Christmas series based on prompts at Livejournal. Harry gets Draco a..strange Christmas gift, that turns out rather enjoyable. Warnings for mature themes, use of toys, slash and general yumminess. Underage readers, shoo! Shoo, I say! ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,016 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Les Enfants Terribles by thusspakekate reviews
When Pansy Parkinson bets Draco Malfoy that he could never seduce Harry Potter, Draco quickly learns that games of deceit, dishonesty, and desire can have deadly consequences. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,173 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nothing to Lose by ShinyAnn reviews
Draco and Harry are accepted into auror training at one of the best Academies in England. Draco finds Harry weird and confusing while Harry has a huge crush on the blonde. Will they make it out as friends, or maybe something more? Chaptered. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,389 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Break Before We Fall by UchiHime reviews
Harry is captured by Voldemort the summer after sixth year and finds himself held prisoner with Draco. When Draco tells them what's in store for them they make a choice. Dubcon, noncon, mpreg, character death. Complete summary and warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Sunday Morning by thusspakekate reviews
Harry loves these lazy Sunday mornings. Written for the fifth round of kink bingo, with the featured kink: somnophilia/sleepy sex. PWP. Adult content inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Rewriting History by Tiro reviews
Whenever Harry does something drastic, he always ends up in a strange situation. Time-travel-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,886 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 3,708 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wizards Don't Get Mad, They Get Even by HP Slash Luv reviews
Harry walks in on his lover with another. He decides to get revenge with the help of Lucius Malfoy; slash, LM/HP, SS/DM, SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] - Complete
Accessories by lovebird17 reviews
When Charlie comes home after a long day at work, he didn't expect his two favourite men to be there waiting for him. Especially not the way that they were waiting... CW/HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stricken: Principles of Lust by chochowilliams reviews
No strings. No promises. No commitment. Just a single night of passion to ease the loneliness. It wasn't until Harry discovered he was pregnant did things start to become complicated. M-preg. Starts as HP/LM. Ends as HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,965 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wingardium Leviosa! by Becoming-Obsessed reviews
When Harry runs across a very ill Scorpius Malfoy and his rather exhausted & attractive father, neither knew it would lead to pushing back a looming death date & involve a lot of life, unconventional love, a unicorn & plenty of apples. HPDM. Rate changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 136,329 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Victorious by whereSilencebegins reviews
It's not easy to be hated by everyone...though it is easier when Harry Potter falls in love with you. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,220 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Claimed Innocence by countryangelatheart reviews
What happens when Ron and Harry's friends find out their dating? Read to find out! **Sequel to Claim My Innocence**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/13/2012 - [Ron W., Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Always by Mistress Slytherin reviews
Harry and Severus both long for someone they will never have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Awkward Hero by Unwritten Whispers reviews
Hermione ran across the mall and hugged Malfoy. "Please play along," she whispered in his ear. "Peter," Hermione faked an enthusiastic grin, "This is Draco Malfoy, the boyfriend I told you we were supposed to meet up with."... Draco nodded his head, he understood. "Thank you for making sure Hermione and Ginny were safe." - Draco decided to play along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wonderfully Unexpected by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Draco/Hermione/Harry/Luna foursome with not much plot. Just lots of... smut. Yeah. Also vaguely Christmassy, so this feels appropriate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For Sure by sunshineman reviews
He smiled at her. She was caught off guard by the twirling sensation on her stomach. Well, this ought to be good. One-shot! (deleted)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Three Words by noctuua reviews
Lucius and Narcissa have struggled with their feelings for one another since they were young but three words have a huge effect on their dysfunctional relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Course Correction by htdcd reviews
Playing around with time-turners has its consequences - do all of them *have* to be so bad? Snarry goodness at its finest!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,837 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Friends With Benefits? Not So Much by musicprincess1990 reviews
"Let me just begin by saying that I am not a slut." Harry and Hermione explore new aspects of their relationship. Previous title: "Hermione Granger, Woman of Questionable Morals." Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,380 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Ron W., Luna L.] - Complete
The Bronze Trio by thusspakekate reviews
HARRY/PANSY/DRACO - Pansy Malfoy knows everything about her husband, even if he doesn't know it himself. And she is going to get him what he wants and needs. Polyamory/Slash/Voyuerism. ONE-SHOT. Adult Content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ties That Bind by slantedknitting reviews
It's Mrs. Weasley's birthday and Harry is about to see Charlie for the first time since they broke up over five years ago. Harry/Charlie slash. Please note that every other section takes place in the past, during the summer immediately after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,392 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Dealing With Demons And Prats by pettybureaucrat reviews
Everyone deals with stress and loss differently. Ginny prefers sex with Harry. The fact that her brothers do the same with their partners doesn't mean they approve, however. Harry/Ginny with mentions of other pairings. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,459 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Secret Revealed by KJmom reviews
Scorpius has a secret. Harry will be stunned. Albus will be angry. And Draco...? Harry/Scorpius slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,701 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Harry P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Three's a crowd? by WinterStorrm reviews
Draco walks in on Harry and Blaise and realises too late what - or rather who - he really wants. Harry/Blaise to start, Draco/Harry/Blaise eventually. HBP compliant. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Being Draco Malfoy's son isn't always fun by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
Sequel to Draco's fetishism. How are their lives now after the birth? And how does their son feel about having Draco as his father when he's so obsessed with Harry's body? Slash, MPreg, DM/HP, Not my best summary, but please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/4/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Nothing Else Matters by lilmisblack reviews
There had always been a certain closeness between them, stronger than anything they’d shared with anyone else. Then the not-so-innocent conversations had followed, the lingering looks, the long touches that left his skin burning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,928 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Green by mugglemama reviews
Ron struggles to maintain respect of his fellow Aurors, Hermione doesn't make it easy for him. Written for Kinky Kristmas 2009.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Was That Soon Enough For You? by Y-dO-u-CrY reviews
TwoShot Harry and Draco are sharing a very sexual moment together, when they don't even notice an audience of one. Threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dragon Seekers by Magicallioness reviews
Ginny is leaving for yet another training camp. Because it's mating season and he would love to see the dragons, Harry asks to spend the week in Romenia with Charlie. When he gets up there however, things quickly get out of hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 143 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Silent Confessions of the Obsessed by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry wonders why he can't stop thinking about a certain blond; Draco wonders why he's been doomed to fall for a straight Gryffindor. A one-shot romance. Sweet and fluffy with humor thrown throughout. SLASH! EDITED 8/29/11
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 150 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Best Left to Cupid by Cardio Necrosis reviews
Harry and Ron are tired of Snape being a git. So they come up with the brilliant conclusion that he wouldn't be if he had a girlfriend, and decide to play matchmaker. There's a problem, though. Who would ever go out with their snarky Potions master?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,920 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
If I let you in by Deatheater Amelia reviews
I open my mouth but I don't know what to say. I want to believe you but all I hear is betrayal. Oneshot. Sirius/Severus. m for a reason. slash. language. NOT A SONG FIC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Far Too Long by 1MysteriousSoul reviews
HP/DM Slash - Love and Hate walk a fine line. On the outside their enemies. On the inside their in love. I'm really no good at summaries. Please read! Story set to Far Away by Nickelback
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Valentine's Day by SwarmOfFanGirls reviews
On Valentine's Day, Draco gets a Valentine from a mystery 'Lion'. Gryffindor obviously. Draco meets the person later that day. Be prepared for Drarry Slash! Yay! Only like 1 swear word, but still a 'T'. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Little Something New by Konflickted reviews
H/D: They always claimed to hate each other, but curiosity got the better of them. One nice act brought them together in ways they never thought possible, and it has left them both quite confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,518 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heartbroken by lilmisblack reviews
“She’s gone, Remus; she is not coming back. Maybe it is time you start living again; maybe it is time you see what is standing right in front of you.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
White Lily by Mari Grem reviews
Lily Evans lost her virginity to Sirius Black. And neither of them has regretted it since.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius’ Little Puppy by Lady Remus 1983 reviews
The sequel to “Remus’ Little Girl”. It is time for Sirius to be dominant to his little puppy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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The Little Boy reviews
Draco suddenly left five years ago without explanation, breaking Harry's heart. Harry was hardly able to get over it when he saw Draco again at a funeral... with a blonde little boy at his side. (I'm bad at summaries!) M/M! MPREG! Rated M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,474 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 1/24 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets reviews
What will happen if Hermione Granger never made it to the burrow? What will happen if she never helped Harry and Ron destroy Hurcroxes because of a certain blonde man? - view full summary inside. Rated M for reason
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,205 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fantasy reviews
Draco Malfoy has always been the star of all his fantasies. WARNING: SEXUAL THEMES AND JUST PURE SMUT BETWEEN TWO BOYS! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. I CANNOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THOSE WHO DISREGARDS WARNINGS AND YOU HAVE A CHOICE OF READING THIS OR NOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secret Relationship reviews
Ron and Hermione have already been married. But Harry and Ron has a secret relationship. What will happen if Hermione finds out! WARNING! SLASH! M/M then M/M/F! THREESOME!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Back to December reviews
"I didn't know what to do. I did the safest thing I can do. I thought it was easier running away. I thought it would be easier to just forget. But I can't forget. For a whole year I've felt nothing but regret..." M for pairing. SLASH. No sex scenes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
You Did Ask For It reviews
it's Harry's birthday and everyone was drunk except for him. His boyfriendthen gave him a very special birthday gift. SMUT! M/M! Don't like? Don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Prank reviews
Severus Snape was a victim of another prank by the marauders... but this time Remus got caught in it with him. What can possibly happen? Smut! m/m! You have been warned! Don't like, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Thinking of you reviews
A songfic I made from Katy Perry's song "Thinking of you". Hermione thinking of the difference, wondering how life could be if she ended up with the one she truly loved. Was she able to completely let go of her past? -M-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love beneath the moon reviews
Hermione and Draco have just been paired to work on a project. Will they be able to do it? Would the project be a cause for friendship.. or perhaps something more? you have to read to find out. -rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,654 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Holiday reviews
Sirius was looking for something, and it upsets Remus a bit... Well, it doesn't, really, as Sirius made up for it. Slash! Rated M for obvious reasons. -oneshot-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Memories reviews
It's been two years... Snape's relives his memory of what happened two years ago as he sees Harry staring over a pedestal in a lonely graveyard. I really don't do well in Summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Merry Christmas! reviews
Harry was left alone at Hogwarts for his last Christmas in the school. He was planning to tell his special someone how much he loved him. So lucky, he found out he still had a drop of Felix Felicis left from last year and he planned to put it to good use.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A letter from who? reviews
Harry receives a letter during dinner, signed with the initials DLM. He had no idea who it was or he was simply stupid at the time not to recognize at what DLM wanted. He was in a very good surprise. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A very special birthday reviews
It was Harry's 18th birthday, and he decided to spend it with the Weasleys. It was a very memorable birthday for him... for what reason? well, you have to read to find out. Warning:slash! One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Fall For You reviews
Ever wondered what Ron actually felt during those times he and Hermione were alone? Or when Hermione would side with Harry? This is a song/hp fic based on Ron and Hermione during the DH, and the song is from the band Secondhand Serenade. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
healing hands, mending heart, saving lives reviews
Severus Snape was a snarky potions master, Hermione Granger is an insufferable know it all. What if Snape saved her life more than once? What were his reasons behind it? one full story in one chapter... Rated M for a certain reason : . enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,617 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete