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Woah, So this is the first time i've actually been on my own profile page for about a year .. And alot has changed (:
I'm now 20 and I still live in MK which is still in England (; I've finished school and I'm not an Assitant Manager at The Old Swan pub which is part of the Greene King Brewery (: I Work alot .. And I mean alot! I'm currently saving up to do my big travel the world part of my life, but this seems to have taken a backseat, i'm on the way to getting a nice new car because Nemo (my little R reg corsa) is pretty much dying on me .. which is just the saddest thing )': Oh and my name's still Hannah (;
My writing has definatley been on hold .. not that I got very far on it, but I'm thinking about re-starting it again, and redoing a couple of chappies (: Hopefully it'll be tonnes better (:!
I still love twilight, I'm not very keen on the films, and I think k-stew can't act and R-patz was miles better in Harry Potter .. Which I love!
Lets see ..
My acheivements ..
Still working at the Old Swan, I have now manager to set the kitchen on fire with my amazing cooking skills, and blow the cellar up with a hose .. don't even ask!
I only have one tattoo (Blue Iris flower) atm but I'm in the middle of designing my second (:
I have my own little car which i am in need of replacing .. it's a tempermental teenager who diesn't like to start when it's been lying in the sun all day, or when it's been doing lots of shorts journeys .. once again my violence only makes small appearances (:
I read all these through, and I'd completley forgotten how many I'd posted, but I still find them funny or just plain amazing!
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (I...! Wait, hang on...It's coming...I swear...WAIT!! No, that's not it...Don't leave, I'll get it...Crap.)
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (just for the fun of it!!)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Happens All Too Often (Everyday, All Day!!))
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (Where is the spoon? Oh, it's in my hand. Did-er-der!)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile ( Me: So, anyway...Uhhhh...What were we talking about? Sammy: Uh...I don't know...)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (If we could solve wars with rock paper scissors, everyone would love each other...)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Yeah huh...)
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile (Poke.)
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'm not smart, I study! Well memorise stuff for that day…)
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (thunderstorms are my favourite, with Lotsa thunder & lightning when I don't have to go anywhere.. But it still scares me sometimes!)
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Ociiffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
I don't obsess! I think intensely...for a very long time...and i think by discussing with EVERYONE I know...
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
After you have read Twilight, if you are proud that you have eaten dirt before like Edward ate human food, copy and paste this on your profile. (stoopid sisters!)
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
I live in a world where unicorns eat rainbows and poop butterflies. (
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn beer!
I just got out of the hospital. i was in a speed-reading accident. i hit a bookmark.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have to read and nobody wants to read.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - It's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I can resist everything but temptation.
I'm not sleeping. Just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.
Just because your not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
If when ever your out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't because your're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face - then copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever been standing up straight and suddenly fell down accidentally for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever skipped/leaped down a hotel hallway and then turned the corner and seen people staring at you...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in you head...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile. (I do this at all the time... I can't help myself!)
If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball... copy/paste this into your profile.
If you know you have an un-healthy obsession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't want to heal... copy/paste this into your profile.
If you know that Jasper and Emmett are betting on what you choose for every decision and you choose according to who you think would bet on what choice...and it's ruling your life... copy/paste this into you profile (I know it's ruling my life...)
If you understand above copy/paste thingy... copy/paste this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
WHAT IS CRAZY?
For me crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a complete random thing, like ' do you ever wonder where the erasor bits go?' or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favourite saying, print them off and tape them to you wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you bite your friends shoulder because your bored.
Crazy is when you convince yourself your a mythical creature and try to make others beleive the same. Crazy is when you think there is a perverted poltergeist living in your closet and you keep thinking he's always the one poking your sides. Crazy is when your sooo bored talking to your friends on the phone and randomly say 'our life where we live is so boring, i wish a meteor would crash in front of us and hot, naked sexy aliens came saying we have to save the world and be our soul mates' then continuing a crazy story like that until it's over. Crazy is when you have one conversation and randomly say out loud 'i am the priminister of the united kingdom and i don't want to any more broccoli.'
I still 'lub' you all (;
And you can still get two Mwahs with that aswell (;
This is my new story that I've been writing, and I hope that people like it hehe.
Here are some of the pictures and things for it so that it makes it easier for you all to know what I'm thinking hehe ...
Bella's tongue piercings- http://z.about.com/d/tattoo/1/0/A/C/gerrytong2xb.jpg
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