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Woah, So this is the first time i've actually been on my own profile page for about a year .. And alot has changed (:
I must admit i'm still the tinsyist bit crazy and mayyybee a tiny bit hyper at times, but it's definatley calmed down (:

I'm now 20 and I still live in MK which is still in England (; I've finished school and I'm not an Assitant Manager at The Old Swan pub which is part of the Greene King Brewery (: I Work alot .. And I mean alot! I'm currently saving up to do my big travel the world part of my life, but this seems to have taken a backseat, i'm on the way to getting a nice new car because Nemo (my little R reg corsa) is pretty much dying on me .. which is just the saddest thing )': Oh and my name's still Hannah (;

My writing has definatley been on hold .. not that I got very far on it, but I'm thinking about re-starting it again, and redoing a couple of chappies (: Hopefully it'll be tonnes better (:!

I still love twilight, I'm not very keen on the films, and I think k-stew can't act and R-patz was miles better in Harry Potter .. Which I love!
I'm very much in love with Cassandra Clare's Mortal Instrument Series and with Melissa Marr's Wicked Lovely series too, I can read them again and again. I am still addicted to reading P.C Cast's Goddess series which has me slightly hooked, along with her House of Night amazingness (: and adding onto that is of course the Black Dagger Brotherhood, totally awesome!

Lets see ..
If you want to talk I'm always available, and tend to check my emails daily for work, which runs my life atm o.O
Still Lurrrve the words Darn tootin' although the looks you get when you use them in a pub .. pretty funny (: I'm always happy, that hasnt changed .. I can have my moments with moody and grumpy customers, ooh and If you ever call me Hannah Montanna I will slaughter you. Dead simple, I get it far too often and I refuse to serve people when they call me it .. No one calls me it any more (:

My acheivements ..
I'm a Personal Liscence holder
I can Offially run a pub, and manage a pub (alough the longest they've let me so far is 2 weeks!)
The First time I ever did a relief, I had to call the police on the first night and i set the fire alarms off, a bar staff quit on the second .. Needless to say I panicked a smudge (:

Still working at the Old Swan, I have now manager to set the kitchen on fire with my amazing cooking skills, and blow the cellar up with a hose .. don't even ask!

I only have one tattoo (Blue Iris flower) atm but I'm in the middle of designing my second (:
I have my tongue, rook, top of ear and belly pierced (belly 5 times, because i love it)

I have my own little car which i am in need of replacing .. it's a tempermental teenager who diesn't like to start when it's been lying in the sun all day, or when it's been doing lots of shorts journeys .. once again my violence only makes small appearances (:

I read all these through, and I'd completley forgotten how many I'd posted, but I still find them funny or just plain amazing!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (I...! Wait, hang on...It's coming...I swear...WAIT!! No, that's not it...Don't leave, I'll get it...Crap.)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (just for the fun of it!!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Happens All Too Often (Everyday, All Day!!))

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (Where is the spoon? Oh, it's in my hand. Did-er-der!)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile ( Me: So, anyway...Uhhhh...What were we talking about? Sammy: Uh...I don't know...)

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, but hate it when other people do it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (If we could solve wars with rock paper scissors, everyone would love each other...)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Yeah huh...)

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile (Poke.)

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'm not smart, I study! Well memorise stuff for that day…)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
(Who hasn’t?)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (thunderstorms are my favourite, with Lotsa thunder & lightning when I don't have to go anywhere.. But it still scares me sometimes!)

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Ociiffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I don't obsess! I think intensely...for a very long time...and i think by discussing with EVERYONE I know...

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

After you have read Twilight, if you are proud that you have eaten dirt before like Edward ate human food, copy and paste this on your profile. (stoopid sisters!)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
(BANG! Bang. Bang? Dang.)

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

I live in a world where unicorns eat rainbows and poop butterflies. (

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn beer!

I just got out of the hospital. i was in a speed-reading accident. i hit a bookmark.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have to read and nobody wants to read.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - It's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I can resist everything but temptation.

I'm not sleeping. Just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.

Just because your not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

If when ever your out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't because your're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face - then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing up straight and suddenly fell down accidentally for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever skipped/leaped down a hotel hallway and then turned the corner and seen people staring at you...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in you head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile. (I do this at all the time... I can't help myself!)

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball... copy/paste this into your profile.

If you know you have an un-healthy obsession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't want to heal... copy/paste this into your profile.

If you know that Jasper and Emmett are betting on what you choose for every decision and you choose according to who you think would bet on what choice...and it's ruling your life... copy/paste this into you profile (I know it's ruling my life...)

If you understand above copy/paste thingy... copy/paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.


For me crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a complete random thing, like ' do you ever wonder where the erasor bits go?' or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favourite saying, print them off and tape them to you wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you bite your friends shoulder because your bored.

Crazy is when you convince yourself your a mythical creature and try to make others beleive the same. Crazy is when you think there is a perverted poltergeist living in your closet and you keep thinking he's always the one poking your sides. Crazy is when your sooo bored talking to your friends on the phone and randomly say 'our life where we live is so boring, i wish a meteor would crash in front of us and hot, naked sexy aliens came saying we have to save the world and be our soul mates' then continuing a crazy story like that until it's over. Crazy is when you have one conversation and randomly say out loud 'i am the priminister of the united kingdom and i don't want to any more broccoli.'

I still 'lub' you all (;

And you can still get two Mwahs with that aswell (;

This is my new story that I've been writing, and I hope that people like it hehe.

Here are some of the pictures and things for it so that it makes it easier for you all to know what I'm thinking hehe ...

Bella's tongue piercings-

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Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5943 - Favs: 3,952 - Follows: 2,908 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,193 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mythical Fusion by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Bella is something special. She's known ever since she was 13, though she's never told anyone. What happens when she's sent to Forks and meets another mythical creature, a vampire, Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,513 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007
Engaged Before the First Date by iheartwriting reviews
When the Ministry decides to enforce a marriage law, Hermione finds herself engaged to George Weasley. The two are already bonded by a secret only they share, and they grow even closer as they face their impending marriage vows. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,125 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Never Good Enough by HayloHato reviews
Jasper stumbles in on Edward and Alice and his heart shatters at what he sees. He chooses to tell Bella, fearing that Edward won't find the courage to do it. Can Bella manage to love another Cullen again? BellaxJasper
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,452 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Only You by alittlate reviews
Bella died...she left us...we've mourned for so long...Now 20 years later we are once again moving and starting a new school. Just as I thought we might begin to move past this tragedy I get a test message from none other than,Bella Swan. REVISED/BETA.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,144 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Second Chance for Love by Narnialover reviews
Edward leaves, Bella is heart broken. Victoria comes back and changes Bella. It's been 100 years later. Bella has a new family and friends and is happy with her life. What will happen when Edward finds her again and prophesies are revealed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 120,884 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Edward, Bella
Only Time Will Tell by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Bella goes to the Cullen's and see's Edward and Alice half naked on top of each other. What's going on with Edward and Alice? More importantly what's going on between Jasper and Bella? This is a Jasper/Bella story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,141 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Memories by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella is a vampire and the Cullens are gone. She's going to school with two other vampires and suddenly the Cullens start appearing one by one in odd ways. What happened all those years ago? and why are they all so sad? please R&R. thanks all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,770 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Separate From Myself by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take Care Of My Heart by x3cullenist reviews
If Isabella Swan isn't human. Will attraction between her and Edward still be possible? AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,010 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Want My Happy Ending by Smiles4Twilight reviews
What if Bella had a sister and went to Forks to get away from her? And what if Edward already had a girlfriend? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 27,727 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Different Kind Of Twilight by PunkerBella reviews
Bella and Emmett are siblings. They are now orphans and have to move in with Carlisle and Esme, they have four children. What will happen when Edward meets Bella? All human. AU. OOC. Disclaimer: I OWN NUTHIN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,623 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Edward, Bella
Innocence of Angels by me-myself-and-me reviews
Bad with summarys, but Bella isn't human and she has a horrible past. She meets edward but her past stops anything from happening can she overcome it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,478 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder by cryptic-yet-simple reviews
New Moon spoilers. Edward leaves Bella. 17 years later the two meet yet again, something unexpected comes from their chance encounter leaving everyone confused.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,148 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006
Stained Glass Windows by BlueBlood359 reviews
A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Recollections by Moonchild101713 reviews
Edward had left Bella in New moon to a terrible fate, and now thirty years later she is a vampire. They become neighbors, but who will be the Cullen to remember her? What will happen at school! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,318 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Betrayal and Needy Love by jesusofsuburbia2o2o reviews
Bella is unpleasantly shocked when she finds that Edward is cheating on her with her best friend, Alice. She turns to Jasper for the love that wasn't returned to her. The threat of the Volturi is on its way. What happens to Bella and Jasper then? BxJ, ExA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,742 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Invisibility by Insanity's Partner reviews
It was a very nice power. I don't think I used it all that much, really. But it was then, as I walked into that classroom and laid eyes on him sitting next to that single open seat, that I realized how much I wanted it back. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,332 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fallen Angel by TwIlIgHt-ObSseTiOn reviews
Bella is an Angel but doesnt know it yet. Edward is a vampire Craving the sweetest blood to hit the earth. But bella has somebody she has to protect. a little girl. what happens when she falls in love with the adorable Edward? read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008
So I'm a Vampire Now What? by stephiibabii515 reviews
Bella's a vampire, after finally convincing Edward to bite her. But when old friends and new temptations arise, will Bella choose to stick with the love of her life, or go after the new temptation--human blood? COMPLETED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 70,399 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
I AM Silent by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella is vampire that moves to Forks with her vampire "parents". She can see all of your past thoughts and whole life in a single touch. The catch: she hasn't spoken since her change. Can the Cullens get her to speak? ExB First chap a double chap
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,448 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Break Down by yami1234 reviews
I couldn't take this anymore, I just wanted to let it all out. I fell to my knees, as something wet fell down my face. I suddenly felt her arms wrap around me. BXE.Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,481 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007
An Inevitable Fate by reviews
AU: Set in Twilight after James bites Bella. Edward and the others don't reach her in enough time to prevent her from becoming a vampire. So what will happen to Bella and the Cullens now. What is her inevitable fate?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,453 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007
Angels Cry by summerg94 reviews
Bella was pushed off a cliff and becomes an angel and remains forever 17. When Bella befriends the gorgeous but miserable human Edward, she wonders how their love for each other would ever survive. ExB Summary on Profile
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 129 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Professor Swan by Mademoiselle-Carl reviews
Bella was changed, but not by Edward. A mistake, a misunderstood situation, resulted in their separation for 25 long years. What happens when Edward unknowingly enrolls in a college course taught by none other than Professor Bella Swan? BxE. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Brand New Girl by socksE-B4ev reviews
New Girls come to Forks High, with tricks up their sleeves,one falls for Bella and gets what she came for,well some of it. Bella's still there, some of her. More interesting then it sounds.R&R Better Summary inside. Not a same gender love story, mostly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,936 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 3/31/2007
Ready for You! by just author reviews
That first day in science really could have changed bella's life. What if she wasn't afraid to stand up. What if bella was outgoing, funny, popular, and maybe...athletic! well just read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,159 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 2/4/2007
Moving On by Addie W reviews
What happens if Edward lies again? What happens if he leaves Bella again, and Carlisle can't change her because there's no peaceful way around the treaty? Well, Bella tries to move on, of course. But does it work? NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 63,049 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
And They Thought Vampires Ruled by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
They always knew Bella was different. But they can't even imagine just how different she really is. Something happens on her 18th birthday that will change her life forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,891 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
The Deadly reviews
Edward left Bella. She became something else that month. Something stonger, faster, deadlier, scarier than even Vampires. Will she ever meet her love again? Bella is something different to anything, anyone has ever seen before.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008