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Hi!! I am (in big announcer voice) NINJA ENCHANTRESS!! WOW!! oops...srry i'm very loud right now...BUT WHO CARES...I don't...do u??

Name: Like I'll tell you...but you can call me Melody

Gender: duh...girl!!

Age:17

Hair: dark Chocolate..( LIKE A DARK HERSHEY BAR) hehe i'm a candy bar... (pleeding voice) don't eat me.

Eyes: dark green.

I have many nicknames: DOODLE BUG...(I'm a bug too).plz don't squeesh me... Insane woman... Cat Queen( cause I have so many)... Melody in many of the fanfics me and my bestfriend do who is crazy and blonde..bad combo...(HEY BLONDE SNIPER!! MY BESTEST BEST FRIEND!!)... Hershey Doodle

Bout me: Sweet on occasion, Stubborn all the time, quiet and loud at the same time..( I'm shy), I'M HIGHLY INSANE IN A GOOD WAY, I'm oh so random, Hyper at the worst possible time... I'll make you laugh when you want to cry... and I am in love with Snake Eyes from G.I. JOE... and Captain Jack Sparrow... WOW!!

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet (or dead silent) room, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never see you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you and direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say ‘I’M HOME!’

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.(I LOVE STALKING SNAKE EYES!)

If you love to hang out with your friends, paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten high on sugar, copy and paste on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Pinkpelt, Lolita of the Damned, Colonel Bastard,Elena21,Ninja Enchantress

If you believe that self-inserts deserve a fair and equal chance at being treated as nicely as other stories do, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

~98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile~

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.(I'm the insane one, she's the crazy one.)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (It was happened to me a few times...)

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile (I've been known to read up to four a day.)

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Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 98 - Words: 524,435 - Reviews: 5335 - Favs: 3,516 - Follows: 3,698 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U., OC
Demon's Dream by Lady Katsaya reviews
Nora has been released! But what if there is someone who can reseal him and gain his heart? Enter Kat Tishigiri, a girl of immeasurable power and as much beauty. Nora is in for a shocker.... R&R My first story. Rated M for violence, blood and sex later.
NORA: The Last Chronicle of Devildom - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 1/27/2009
Artemis and Kitty by WeaslyTwin3Some reviews
What happens when Artemis Fowl II and his buisness partner Kitty find that the are hidding the same secret? When they go to Haven for Foaly's wedding, will they be able to contuinue to work together?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,910 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Artemis F.
The Dance called Life by etowa-ru reviews
Sana McEwan, after a fire that leaves her an orphan, gets adopted by her mother's best friend, Angeline Fowl. As she enters the world of the Fowls, what will happen to her?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,538 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Artemis F.
On the Wings of Freedom by xqulth reviews
A young jumper finds herself in the middle of a paladin war with none other than everyones favorite jumper, Griffin! Griffin/OC. Title subject to change. Sorry if the summary sucks I promise the story is better.
Jumper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,270 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Griffin - Complete
Chocolate Bars by Draiconovix reviews
Skywarp is sent to get chocolate for a squishy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
A Strange New World by cwgrlkor reviews
Shay Torres has everything she needs in her life; a great job, a great guy. But what happens when she realizes there was an option she never knew about? Includes Jacob, Edward, Bella. Renesmee was not born in this story .
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,023 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Jacob
Along came Polly and departed Snake eyes by treehugger789p reviews
Snake eyes and Scarlett's friendship is now left to awkward silences and pain due to a past event now a new girl comes along but Polly may be the end instead of a beginning.Movie verse .
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009
I'll Never Let You Go by Axel-chan2314 reviews
"There's something I wanted to tell you guys before any of this happened" letting go of the embrace I tried to hold both their hands as tight as possible "I love you both so...so much" "Ooka-chan we love you too" the twins said in sync HxOCxK
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,860 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Renewal by Clewt reviews
A very brief moment between Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes once Storm Shadow comes back to join the G.I.Joe, after they found out who had killed the Hard Master.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Keep Your hands off My girl by Heartless-Jazz reviews
So we all saw the close ‘relationship’ between Scarlett and Snake-Eyes on the plane and in the debriefing room, but what was all that at the end with Ripcord? Was it just good natured flirting? Well now Rip as one problem...
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
The Ouran Outcast by ILuvKaoruxHikaru reviews
A foreign girl whom enrolls into Ouran High School soon discovers a life she has yet to live, until they came along. I do not own Ouran High School Host Club. A KaoruxOCxHikaru story.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,280 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Prisoner by antepathy reviews
Starscream, captured by Autobots, spends time with a linguist. This is my very first fanfic, so it's a little...wobbly. Now divided into slightly more manageable chapters!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet - Complete
The Ties that bind Rise of the Cobra by ThexShardingxExistance reviews
Vipers became Neo Vipers but what if the Doctor had been dipping into other Nano experiments. Perhaps cobras aren't natures only perfect killer. Finding Wolf Moon can Snake-Eyes and the other Joes figure out a cure before it really become permanet?
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2009
Sword Brothers by xt1me reviews
A very short piece on Stormshadow and Snake Eyes. Be aware that I have only seen the movie so I know very little about these characters. *moved to the movie section*
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
Utter Insanity by Hotarulover reviews
Killer Bugs and Snake Eyes/Scarlett. Oneshot.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Vanished by it'scurtainsforyou reviews
Cassie is 'taken in' by Stryker's team after the murders of her parents. How does a twelve-year-old girl come to be as she grows up in a seven man all-male military team?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,794 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Logan/Wolverine
The Art of Dating by TiamatV reviews
There are some mistakes a man is never, ever supposed to make with his girlfriend. But, well, Snake-Eyes is only human... SE/S
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
A Wolf's Cry An Angel's Tear by The.Pen.Writ reviews
Aniela had just moved to the small rainy town of Forks, after her mother's untimely death. But when her new friends, Jacob, Embry and Quil find out about one of her dark secrets the door to her dark past is unlocked putting everyone in danger. Jacob/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,741 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Heroes & Thieves by PseudoLucky reviews
Gambit finds himself captured yet again . But this time his captors aren't looking to kill - they want him to join their side. Everything gets a bit more hectic for Gambit and X-Men when another mutant is found within the prison walls. Gambit/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Gambit
Small Signs by TiamatV reviews
In Scarlett's opinion, Snake-Eyes isn't dealing well with the loss of his voice...
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Small Favors by TiamatV reviews
Sometimes, when a friend's life takes a turn for the worse, all you can do is be there for them... and sometimes all you can do is pester them about Chapstick. Mild SE/Scarlett, if you want to see it that way.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Perspective by TiamatV reviews
Another take on the events of G.I. Joe: Resolute--what did Snake-Eyes think of the situation between him, Duke, and Scarlett?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Everything You Know by Kit-cat99 reviews
Grace Turner's father traded her to Voldemort before she was born. Now she's trapped in hell until the most unlikely person offers her companionship. DracoOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,195 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Draco M., OC - Complete
My Saving Raine by Rhythmic5 reviews
They started out as companions with common desires and needs, but after growing together, saving Narnia, and taking an unforgettable journey, Caspian and Raine become much more. A tale of friendship, growing, and love. Movie-verse. Caspian/OC. Enjoy!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,110 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Caspian X - Complete
The Warrior with No Name by The Odd Little Turtle reviews
What if Colossus and Shadowcat didn't actually meet until they were adults? 616-Earth? Pffft. Please. AU Kiotr, baby. 1st of 3 stories set in this universe.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,931 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Piotr R./Peter/Colossus, Katherine P./Shadowcat
Subburbs by august child reviews
While searching for Vert the Tezla and racers move into a house in the 'burbs, but what they don't expect is Tezla turns them all into children so the neighbors don't snoop around.
AcceleRacers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Surviving Summer: Haswell Style! by pink-mutant14 reviews
Lynn and Liza are forced to once again entertain characters from Naruto. However, will the girls be in serious trouble this time arond? better description inside! Rated T because... I said so! YAY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,603 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Gaara
The Shy Girl by pink-mutant14 reviews
Gale is a painfully shy new girl attending Ouran High School. Can she learn how to stand out in a school full of outgoing rich kids? Rated T for... T! YAY!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,829 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Kaoru H.
Things Just Got Interesting by Wolfling21 reviews
Relatives of the team show & bring grudges with them. Contains OCs. Pairing as they come. Sigma 6 time line. Ep. refs. Rated Teen for safety
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Love with a Dose of Lust by Rose Kitsuna reviews
ON HOLD! Nyoko Kokoro has no choice but to fully believe in the supernatural. Life won't be easy now. Oh,what happened to childhood innocence? Hormones are cruel. But first, she has to deal with tacks to come back to life. KuraOC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Kurama M., Youko
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Acceleracers: Chrome Angels by CatherineTakamoto reviews
IT'S HERE! The revised version of Wild Angels that you have all be patient for! The girls are back and brand new Read and Review Please! CT
AcceleRacers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2008
Anomaly by Vjosa reviews
Penelope Bennet thinks that Remus Lupin hates her. What she doesn't know is that he finds it impossible to hate her, and that leaving her alone has become all but impossible. RL/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Remus L., OC
The Littlest Joe by Hannibal3125 reviews
When a Joe gets a call from his sister in the Make-A-Wish Foundation, the team tries to give a special kid his wish. And sometimes, when you help others, you are the one most helped.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Cobra Press Conference by Shiroi no Kage reviews
Definitely AU, because we're just a mishmash of different stuff. Asterisk78 and Brainiac5 have teamed up to give you the Cobra Press Conference, in which reporters ask probing questions, and get killed for their efforts. Rated T for death.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
New Dog, New Tricks by junkhead30 reviews
Storm Shadow's first mission with his new team.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 414 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 134 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Newbie by The Highwayman reviews
Finished! A new recruit to the G.I. Joe team feels her way around during her first few days. Set towards the end of the first Sunbow season. PG-13, except for part three which is R due to some language and suggestiveness.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,176 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/1/2004 - Published: 3/21/2003
Who Needs Therapy? by Red Witch reviews
PsycheOut tries out a new therapy tool on Beach Head, Low Light, Snake Eyes and the others. Duke may end up needing therapy after this.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Complete
Breakfast at the Pit by Red Witch reviews
Breakfast may be the most dangerous meal of the day...
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2001 - Complete