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Joined 02-01-08, id: 1489949, Profile Updated: 01-04-09
Author has written 5 stories for O.C., Harry Potter, Gossip Girl, and Lost.

SUP FO'? OK GUYS THIS IS SUPERRR LONNGGGG BUT JUST STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING AND READ IT. The name's julia. I love the OC, which you might think is stereo typical for a teenage girl, but I am completely obsessed. My favorite character of the oc is ryan atwood, everyone's favorite badboy. I love that kid. Ben Mackenzie is uhmazing, watch Junebug the movie...he sports a 'stach, but he can pull it off. The acting is an A+ and it's one of those movies that leave you smiling. I tend to ramble...Also, I'm really into foreign movies, reading subtitles makes the movie more interesting, you always know exactly what their saying and it keeps you paying attention. I also love food, I am such a fattie. Also take the show friday night lights for a test drive( yes it is on friday nights and no i don't have a life, but im looking so give me a call.) it's awesome. I hate when people talk about their pets, NO ONE CARES. What else...um, I want someone to love, I probably shouldnt be advertising this to all the creepy people who read fanfiction, but I'm lonely. No offense to the people who do read fanfiction(uh, me!) Marissa is a stupid bitch, I tried to change her in my fic, but god, she is such a dumbass. Ryan should love me! sorry to all the rm fans out there, I was one, but then Marissa put Ryan through so much shit...the only reason i was sad after she died was for Ryan, but he deserves better(mwah!). I've seen every episode at least four times and know every line of every show. I am not simeltaniously living through the oc...I love music, like I prefer music to most peoples company, sometimes... that made no sense, im rambling again. I love my TWO BEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, KelsI and Jennifer, who would probably laugh at me for days to come if they knew i had an account, or be super creeped out...sigh, I am pathetic. In the eternal words of Ben Folds, I am rockin the suburbs. Read my oc story, it's rockin'. Im a liberal and i suck at math. that was random,eewww never say random. all you conservatives-SCREW OFF. Im serious. No im not, read and comment my story. I love when people comment me, it makes me feel like i have a purpose in life. Also constructive critism, cuz i think i might want to be a writer, maybe...I just realized i have science hw...peace. Love, Julia

MY Ryan and Marissa Mix(SPARX FLYING, ELECTRIFYING):

LEgendary by Lou Barlow, Breathe by the Leaves, Forever YOung by Youth group, Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley, Honey and the Moon by Joseph Arthur, Dice by Finely Quaye and William ORbit, Paint the Silence by South, The Sea and The Rythm by Iron and Wine, Eastern Glow by the Album Leaf, Salvation by Black Rebel Motorcycle club, ORange sky and All my days by alexi murdoch, Running Up that Hill by Placebo, Into Dust by Mazzy Star, Caught By a river by the doves.

MY FAVORITE BAND RIGHT NOW IS THE PIXIES!!

AND MY FAVORITE MOVIE RIGHT NOW IS FIGHT CLUB-THE EPITOME OF COOLNESS. AND ALSO THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON

I SEEM TO BE GOING THROUGH A BRAD PITT SPELL...ANYWHO...

AH YES THE THIRD SEASON OF THE OC...

JOHNNY CAN CRAWL UP MY ASS, HE IS SUCH A VAGINA!!

WHAT WAS UP WITH THE ONLY TIME RM DO IT, THEY HAVE TO SHOW KIRSTEN LIKE CRYING WITH VODKA AND JIMMY GETTING BEATEN UP? I KEPT THINKING "JIMMY COOPER IS NOT HAVING A GOOD NIGHT..."

BUT IT WAS STILL HOT FOR NETWORK TELEVISION

SETH HIGH IS PRETTY FUN,

OKAY, SO SEASON THREE ISNT THE BEST, DUE TO MARISSA BEING...MARISSA, JOHNNY BEING A LITTLE BITCH(DONT GET ME STARTED), AND VOLCHECK NOT GOING AWAY. THEY CENTERED THE WHOLE SEASON AROUND MARISSA, WHO, OUT OF THE WHOLE CORE FOUR, PROBABLY HAS THE LEAST AMOUNT OF PERSONALITY, SHE'S JUST NOT VERY INTERESTING. ALSO SADIE IS NOT HOT, SHE IS A FAT FUCK. THE GOOD THINGS OUT OF SEASON THREE WERE, RYAN CAN MOVE ON FROM MARISSA-FINALLY! SETH AND SUMMERS EVOLVED RELATIONSHIP, JULIE WAS HUMBLED, AND OF COURSE: TAYLOR! TAYLOR, ADMITTEDLY ANNOYING SOMETIMES, IS AWESOME!

SANDY COHEN IS THE BEST THING EVER, WHAT A MO' FO'!!

BEN MACKENZIE IN NEW MOVIE- 88 MINUTES-go watch it ASAP!!

NEVER MIND IT FUCKING SUCKED ASS. AND HE WAS IN LIKE ONE SCENE. I SPENT THE MOVIE THROWING POPCORN AT THESE GIRLS. BOOOOOOOOORRRING...LALALALA

MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS STRAIGHT As for the THIRD QUARTER BABY

AND TO WRITE MORE AND TO READ MORE AND TO LOSE TEN POUNDS

OH AND NOW I LIKE GOSSIP GIRL, THE SHOW- THE BOOKS WERE A WASTE OF MY LIFE, TWO WORDS: CHUCK BASS!!

AND A FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU TWILIGHT FINATICS-IN TEN YEARS YOU WILL LOOK BACK AND CRINGE AT YOURSELVES FOR LIKING THAT SHIT.

DIDD YOU KNOW THAT EVERY TEN HOURS SOMEONE IS BORN WITH A MISSING FINGER

THAT IS NOT TRUE BUT PASS IT AROUND AND IF IT COMES BACK TO ME IT WILL BE MAGICAL

TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW.

also dont say things like

WATCH it, WATCH IT SPILL ALL OVER YOU

IM/YOUR JUST COOL LIKE THAT

RANDOM-in any context.

IT IS JUST PLAIN DUMB AND I CANNOT TOLERATE WHEN PEOPLE TALK STUPID ON PURPOSE. I TEND TO BE CONDESCENDING AND I APOLOGIZE.

I WILL END ON A LIGHTER NOTE...

TONGUES ARE FOR TALKING AND TASTING FOOD. THAT IS THEIR TWO ONLY PURPOSES AND YOU'LL DO GOOD TO REMEMBER IT!!

THAT IS WHAT MY GRANDMOTHER HAS TOLD ME.

SIGH...HAPPY JANUARY. xx juliaaaa

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I'll Always Love You reviews
a series of ryan/marissa oneshots. Just read it, if you read and comment, I swear I will read and comment your story because if you do read this, you are awesome, so i know reading your story will be totally worth my time.
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Ryan A., Marissa C.
Insomnia reviews
jack and kate oneshot. set early season one.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Jack, Kate - Complete
What Could Have Been reviews
Chuck and Blair, season two
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008
The Heat of the Moment reviews
This is my version of how the fourth season goes centered around Ryan and Marissa. Marissa is pregnant...This is definitely on the higher side of T, there are some racy scenes, but i keep it classy. Please read and review! Ch. 6 added!
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,768 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Marissa C., Ryan A.
The Story of Lily and James reviews
This story is from Lily's POV in her seventh year at Hogwarts. Please read and review...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.