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Joined 02-01-08, id: 1490175, Profile Updated: 07-26-09
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Lord of the Rings.

The writer formerly known as rahh.RIOT

That's Me.


sing, dance, read, write, laugh, cry, live, love.

I could write a long-winded utter snooze-fest of a profile; but truthfully, there's not that much to say.

However, there are a few things you should know about me:

One: I read about a TRILLION times more frequently than I write.

Two: I have a nasty habit of starting things & not finishing them.

Three: I have fantastic ideas but struggle when the time comes to transfer them to a readable source.

These three things considered,

I might as well confess:

I'm a shit excuse for an author,

but a poet nontheless :)

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Drats! reviews
Instead of Resting in Peace, Like he rightfully deserved, after his death Boromir wakes up in a strange land. It looks just like home...but there's a twist. It's overrun by young teenage girls who are in love with him! Full summary inside
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Boromir, Haldir
Marauder Girls reviews
IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REDONE. Holly Olivia Thompson is off to visit her cousin James Potter in England and complete her last year of schooling at Hogwarts. With her friend Megan in tow, seventh year is sure to be one hell of a ride!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/14/2008 - OC, Sirius B.
Reality Bites reviews
Mary-May Ashlee Susan Lowe is a fanfiction writer. At the age of 14, she is “mysteriously transported” into Middle Earth. To her delight, she is met by none other than Legolas Greenleaf and falls in love...She wishes! An unsuspecting Mary Sue gets fooled
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Legolas
There For You reviews
Elsie Mackenzie never expected anything unusual to happen when she moved into number 5 Privet Drive...Then again, she never was the intuitive type. This is the story of Harry's fifth year, and his fast friendship with Elsie. Much better than the summary!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,405 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - OC, Harry P.
What have I done? reviews
Set OOTP - Remus Lupin must go undercover in the secret underground world of the werewolves of London. What will he do when he finds the horrors within the werewolf den? Extremely bad Title & Summary, I know! Remus/OC Rated M for Safety. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - OC, Remus L.
You Were My Everything reviews
Jacob leaves a message on Bella's answering machine, telling her how he feels. Songfic based on the song 'You Were My Everything' by Aviation.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Jacob, Bella