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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

So long and thanks for all the fanfic!

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Truth and Revelations by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
When the SGC is infiltrated by a dangerous group with connections to Daniel's past, Daniel is forced to face several secrets that he has kept from his friends as he comes face-to-face with a life that he has been trying to forget since he lost everyone
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 216,630 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 7/9/2006 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, Harry P. - Complete
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 152,483 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 2/13/2008
Rag Doll by cheekymice reviews
Tony finds himself cut off from the rest of the team when Vance sends him on a difficult and unpleasant undercover assignment.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,666 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 685,103 - Reviews: 8183 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/4/2005
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5076 - Favs: 7,019 - Follows: 7,589 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,918 - Reviews: 4252 - Favs: 7,011 - Follows: 8,550 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
McWhyNot by findinghero reviews
Tim is tired of being in love with Abby, so he goes to Tony for help in getting over her. Tony's solution is not what either of them expects. Along the journey, Tim finds his place with the team. McNozzo slash. Also contains Tim/Tony/OFC. WIP.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,588 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Tim M., Tony D.
Laboring to Love by Emi-Lynn reviews
Operation Frankenstein once again rears its ugly head. Lives will never be the same, but maybe, just maybe, there might be a silver lining after all. Starts at the beginning of season 9, but no huge spoilers, only characters. Slash, MPreg.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 123,980 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M.
The Myrmidons by Pretty Racing reviews
Slash. HarryDraco. Hagrid never had the chance to bring Harry to Dumbledore, instead he was given to the Aurors and raised in a secret training program. Now, when he should be starting his seventh year, he steps for the first time into Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,470 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 7/21/2005 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Roger D., Mandy B.
Blood Of My Blood by Kazzoh reviews
A tragedy and a startling revelation conspire to change Tony's life forever. Goes AU after the episode 'Flesh and Blood'
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,114 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23758 - Favs: 13,414 - Follows: 12,324 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Undertow by ncismom reviews
A long buried secret from Tony's childhood threatens to destroy him; can Gibbs keep him from going under? Chapters 17 and 18 are up! Story is COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,304 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 271,791 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 154,239 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 3,138 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4025 - Favs: 4,608 - Follows: 4,806 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Box Out by Marzipan77 reviews
GEN. Tag to Boxed In. What if Ziva's actions are not as simple as they appear? Being left out may give Tony the insight the rest of the team needs. But will they listen? Sports were what got Tony through his exile from his biological family. Can a coach's advice and a lifetime of practice get him through his latest rejection? Gibbs/Tony father/son. Sort of.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,857 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Song and Dance by Marzipan77 reviews
Tag for "Missing." A serial killer. Flight through sewers. A Marine shot in the back. This should end with something other than a joke, shouldn't it? Tony and Tom Morrow think so.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Tony D. - Complete
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts by BajaB reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,077 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 10/19/2010
Entry 23784327473467838 by eris86 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005
Yanked from the UK by Moriarty's Minion reviews
HP/Bones Crossover. While investigating a murder in London, Booth and Brennan interrogate the victim's assistant, Harry Potter-Black. With his boss murdered, Harry decides to take a position at the Jeffersonian Institute under Brennan's guidance. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,051 - Reviews: 2604 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 4,353 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Harry P.
The Power of the Mind by Landstradd reviews
The Sorting Hat serves more purposes than is apparent. One of them is as a safe guard against abusive families. What changes might be wrought from this? Rated for coarse language and mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 188,218 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P.
Aftermath by Emerald1 reviews
As the dust settles and the body count rises, the hunt for a madman reaches a new level of intensity, but are they the hunters or the hunted? Starts moments after the credits rolled on "Till Death Do Us Part." Obviously AU now that the season has started. Team case fic.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 81,768 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M.
HP TUTORIAL 1: WANDS AND WAND CORES (OUT OF DATE!) by SeverusGirl360 reviews
I am currently making a website based on this tutorial, which will include completely updated information. Though it is out of date, you can still read it as a source of reference. Link to the website will be posted once it is completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 120,295 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Severus S., Albus D.
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5181 - Favs: 5,044 - Follows: 5,814 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Saving the Day by sabra jaguar reviews
When McGee is held hostage in the squad room, it is Tony who suffers a personal loss. Features death of a recurring...stapler.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Tony D. - Complete
Thanks for This One, Mr Gemcity by thebondgirl reviews
"McGee, if I don't die here in my underwear in the next fifteen minutes, I reserve the right to pay you back for this, in whatever way I see fit." Random interlude of Tony-whumping, set somewhere late season 4-ish. Please see A/N.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Spin by canoncansodoff reviews
My take on "Truth or Dare" and other fun games, as played by Hermione, Harry and their friends during a post-Voldemort Eighth Year at Hogwarts. Not to be taken as much more than fluffy mindless beach reading...unless, of course, you are presently enjoying winter in "God's own Land," far, far away from those stuck-up stuffy beaks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,186 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
Cold Comfort by Emerald1 reviews
The team is tough, except when they're not. Written for the h/c bingo on livejournal. Today's prompt - Minor Illness.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Inevitable Battle by twistyguru reviews
Sequel to HP and the Alternative Tournament. It's Voldie vs Harry, to the death! Mary Poppins and friends trains Harry. Just a smidge of SLASH, see A/N at beginning. Features Everybody who Is Anybody, Sweetie the Battle Llama, and the mighty Hedwig! Also Winky, plus the usual gang. Rated M for language, no bodice-ripping sex at all. Dumb!Dumbles, no Ron/Hermione/other students
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,755 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alternative Tournament by twistyguru reviews
The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A long wait for freedom by charlie-becks reviews
A 5year old child dies at the hands of his family And to this day can be seen at the house in which he died. Will he be saved or will he be on his own forever? Warning: mentions of abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Roses by Lucky Gun reviews
Tony has lost too much in his life. DEATH FIC! - Old and dusty, from the back of the closet, something that's being shown the light against all common sense. I'll openly admit it's crap. But hey, you're here to waste time anyway... *hint hint*
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Tony D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 4,908 - Follows: 3,746 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Long Time Dead by dnachemlia reviews
So much can change in a single moment. A simple task turns into a nightmare for the members of the MCRT. Written as a hangman prize for Sazzita and for the NFA Ready! Aim! Misfire! Oops! Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,873 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Oblivious by colorguard28 reviews
Everybody realizes it except for them. Until a certain Norfolk detective makes fun of Tony's favorite geek. Scenes from Season 7. McNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Unspeakable Things by Darth Marrs reviews
Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 242,047 - Reviews: 2506 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What Happens in Vegas by Emi-Lynn reviews
A jaded CIA agent and a NCIS computer geek make an unlikely pair when a blown OP leaves them on the run and cut off from help. Complete, will post a chapter a day. New rating.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,943 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Tim M., T. Kort - Complete
The Interview by McGemcity reviews
It's Tim's turn to be accused of murder. Luckily for him no one, apart from Sacks, thinks he did it. He also has an alibi for all of the murders, but the FBI takes some convincing to believe it. This isn't how they had planned to tell everyone. McNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Bad Time for a Good Samaritan by ObscureEnough reviews
A case of bad timing in apparition lands Bill Weasley in a lot of trouble with NCIS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Complete
It's Classified by ObscureEnough reviews
'It's classified' isn't working all that well as the marine's alibi until Gibbs' team calls in his CO.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Altered Perceptions by emptysummer reviews
Three shot. In which Harry is not who he could have been and there is a lightness to the certainty of death. Bit of a mindfuck. HPHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
And Never Brought to Mind by dnachemlia reviews
Written for the NFA New Year's Resolution Drabble Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
Saints Captive in Chains by Lola Ravenhill reviews
In the aftermath of a war, some things always slip through the cracks in the pavement-including two witnesses to Sirius Black's infamous massacre. A Harry PotterThe X-Files crossover.
Crossover - X-Files & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 3/23/2005 - F. Mulder, Sirius B. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Five Times I Could Not Stop For Death by dnachemlia reviews
And Once He Kindly Stopped For Me. He's always felt Death looking over his shoulder. Written for the Five Times Challenge and Stalked by Death Challenge. First person point of view. Canon character death.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
Jinxes by DrawMeASheep reviews
Team Gibbs has a lovely conversation. In the bathroom.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Impressions by Emi-Lynn reviews
First impressions are hard to forget, but what happens when we take the time to see a second? OR How long does it take for two men to get a clue? Hopefully, not too long because the rest of the team might explode from the anticipation.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,101 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M.
Where the Wild Things Bank by canoncansodoff reviews
James and Lily give the goblins of Gringotts a very good reason to ensure that their little raven-haired King of the Wild Things reaches adulthood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,566 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P.
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
One Last Challenge by often-astray reviews
Draco stumbles upon Potter as the boy-who-lived goes to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Why Blaise Quit Drinking by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has the alcohol tolerance of a twelve year old Hufflepuff girl. Harry Potter is bored beyond belief. How could things possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Backfired by Emi-Lynn reviews
When two agents wake up in bed together with no memory of how they got there, it starts them on a path to where they never thought they'd go.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 100,293 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Moriturum by colorguard28 reviews
A member of the NCIS family contemplates his own mortality. Written for the NFA If Today Was Your Last Day and Stalked By Death challenges. Warning: Character Death.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Complete
True Colors by dnachemlia reviews
Teammates still have secrets. Another for the Drabble Dabble Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Nearly Headless No More by IAmSwoofie reviews
Lost in the Forbidden Forest at night, Harry and Ron stumble upon a very unexpected object that makes for one happy ghost and a terrified potions professor. Random 2nd year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
One Last Ride by saturnspell reviews
Hermione is dying and Ron is forbidden to take her home to die. What happens! A really sad story, sorry. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Forever an Agent by Jyxxie reviews
McGee has been hiding a secret for a very, very long time. He is killed in the field, but when he comes back.. he has to explain.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,655 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
Going Native by dnachemlia reviews
Tony always knew Tim was a fan of technology, but he never expected this. Written for the NFA Get a Hobby! Challenge. One-Shot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Demons by Aerial312 reviews
Tony has a hard time dealing with his special assignment from the SecNav.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Next Of Kin by Gail Cregg reviews
One-shot. Ziva is surprised to learn who Tony has listed as next of kin but to him it made perfect sense at the time. Not a death fic.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Blush by jelenamichel reviews
Ziva considers what it might take to make Tony blush. **This is a very adult story. If you're under age, please skip it.**
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,531 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Friend InDirtyDeeds by findinghero reviews
What starts out as a drinking game leads to the revelation of Tim's unusual talent. When Abby invites Tony into the mix, the situation has the potential to give Tony what he desperately wants…or to completely ruin what he's got. Abby/Tim/Tony.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Loose Screw by Squabble reviews
What's worse than spending a Saturday night alone? Spending it with Mrs. Mallard. One shot. Birthday fic for Carlough.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
Black and Pink by EvilRegalOncer reviews
She was still half Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - N. Tonks - Complete
The Differences Time Makes by Audrianna13 reviews
Sirius didn't quite die, Jim Gordon has many secrets of his own, the boy known as 'Harry Potter' died long ago, and the Joker does, in fact, remember the true story of how he got his scars.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Sirius B., Joker
What Could Have Been: Broken Arrow by mon-petit-pois reviews
Because no one goes through what Ziva did and magically comes out "fine." How was she able to wear that backless dress?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Ziva D., Abby S. - Complete
Still There by EvilRegalOncer reviews
"I can't set you free...But you have to survive. They need you, Ziva." In the desert, Ziva draws strength from an unexpected visitor who shows her that the team needs her more than she could ever imagine.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Ziva D., Kate T. - Complete
In Bed by Aerial312 reviews
The group has some fun with fortune cookies.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Soul in Which to Feed by StrawberryPajamas reviews
Muggle scholars and geniuses throughout history have always eventually begun to find out about our world, and we've always had to take certain measures to make sure we stay a secret - the true reason why House is who he is. oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2011 - C. Fudge, G. House - Complete
A Friend in Need by dnachemlia reviews
Fornell has a problem. Gibbs sends him a solution. Written as a hangman prize for smackalicious, based on the prompt "Tobias Fornell/Jimmy Palmer/home alone". Slightly crackish. One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2011 - T.C. Fornell, Jimmy P. - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by dnachemlia reviews
Written for the NFA Death Fic Challenge and has nothing to do with the movie of the same name. Summary: A sniper's bullet changes the lives of the team in a way none of them expected.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,323 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Apple of my Eye by Emerald1 reviews
Just when you thought you knew somebody... Complete in three chapters, will post a chapter a day.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
Unspeakable by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Tony/Harry WARNING: general warning for language and rating appropriate content. "Attempting to woo a guy who can't talk is awkward enough, but Tony has other problems — like meddlesome coworkers, a manipulative goth, and an overprotective uncle."
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,245 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Tony D. - Complete
In the Eye of the Beholder by Emi-Lynn reviews
An accident reveals a truth two men are hiding and Gibbs learns a valuable lesson. Established McNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,656 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Contracts by Bloody Fox reviews
The Order never realized how far Harry was willing to go to secure his freedom. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Chosen by mollycoddle reviews
You are not the person you were before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
FireWorks by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't want to hear anything Draco Malfoy has to say, but ignoring him and all the letters he sends probably isn't the best idea he's ever had, all things considered. Warnings: Sexual Content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,887 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Could Have Been: Kill Screen by mon-petit-pois reviews
Because no one goes through what Ziva did and magically comes out "fine." What really happened, when they were trapped for three hours in that warehouse?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Say It Ain't So by element78 reviews
You learn some interesting things about people when it's exhaustion doing the talking. Slash, McGee/DiNozzo
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Tim M., Tony D.
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 344 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
My Raggedy Doctor by AdieAngel reviews
She'll remember the vibrant blue of his eyes the longest – that will be the last memory that fades before he's just a blur in her adolescence, the warm feeling in her chest when Rachel thinks of her childhood. Spoilers for 7x23, "Moving On".
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,319 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2011 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Crack Shot by findinghero reviews
What if there were no terrorist in the warehouse to ruin Ari's perfect shot of McGee? Spoilers for Twilight Very mild Highlander Crossover. Canon character death ONLY.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,303 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Cut Off by colorguard28 reviews
Vance suspends the entire team for evidence tampering and Abby knows something is hinky. Can she find out what's going on in time?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,943 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Bad Moon Rising by ncismom reviews
A dead naval officer leads to an unexpected reunion with a missing agent; but after a year of living on the streets, will things ever be the same for Tony DiNozzo? Tony D. and L.J. Gibbs, Father/son Last chapters are up!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,479 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Surface Burns by cyndrarae reviews
Missing scene for Dagger S6E09 – after Agent Lee throws steaming hot coffee on Tony and ruins the operation, Tony is unusually agitated. The team tries to figure why. Hurt/comfort, slight Tiva, Gibbs/DiNozzo father/son dynamic. Two-parter.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Joker by Lucky Gun reviews
"Ask not for whom the bell tolls, because the damn thing doesn't toll at all. It jingles – impatient, enthusiastic – like the Salvation Army Santa Claus on the street corner on Christmas Eve." My ending to NCIS, with a supernatural twist. LANGUAGE!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Crown and the Dancing Draco by LynstHolin reviews
A magically binding game of Truth or Dare backfires on Draco, to the amusement of everyone but Lucius and Harry. DRARRY mild slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Past Remembered by Emerald1 reviews
The team pauses for some important news.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Force Push, Force Jump, Force Headslap by Lucky Gun reviews
"The people on the planet he currently called home knew nothing of the outside world. Sequestered as they were by the will of a council they didn't know existed, they had knowledge of naught but their own solar system." An NCIS/Star Wars Crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,989 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
Victoriana by Sequitur reviews
Companion collection of shorts to "Gentlemen of Last Resort." Victorian AU. Now up: the tragic history of the mysterious Lady David.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The Wall by brenners reviews
Because even magic can't take away a teenage girl's need to rate boys in bathroom graffiti. Minerva and Rolanda had no idea what they were starting...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Minerva M., Myrtle
Gentlemen of Last Resort by Sequitur reviews
Victorian AU. When the police are uninterested in Mr. Timothy McGee's problem, he manages to persuade the mysterious Mr. Anthony and the dangerous Mr. Gibbs to take on his case. He may live to regret this.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,584 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
E Nomine by KafkaExMachina reviews
AU fourth year. Voldemort discovers what Dumbledore thinks 'the power the Dark Lord knows not' is, and changes his plans accordingly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P.
Five Steps to Acceptance by simeysgirl reviews
Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance. Draco goes through each of these in turn. But why? H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Dumbledore Saw by Oliviaface reviews
A short account of Albus and Harry's encounter with the Mirror of Erised, from Dumbledore's perspective. Hint: he didn't see socks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Mudblood by thomps reviews
Watch closely Draco, I think you'll find this blood is no different from anyone else's, and when you die, you will bleed just the same. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When a Unstoppable Force Meets an Immovable Object by PromiseMeYourTragedy reviews
What resulted when they collided wasn't an implosion, a loss of gravity, a collapse, but an ease, a light wind, as effortless as breathing and sleeping and living.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scoring by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Tony goes to Tim's apartment in an attempt to get him to live a little. He finds that Tim lives more than he thinks.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
By the Pricking of My Thumbs by dnachemlia reviews
NFA WWC #49 Random prompt - Jimmy Palmer/Timothy McGee/save me. Jimmy has a secret that he never thought would be useful on the job. He was wrong.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,429 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Jimmy P., Tim M. - Complete
Life Is Made by colorguard28 reviews
After Tim's release from Bethesda, everybody figures his return to field duty will be the biggest challenge of the year. But a single event in the life of one family member ripples outward affecting everybody in ways none of them expected. T2, Jimmy/Abby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 306,876 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
The Right to Serve by McStories reviews
A Marine appears to have been murdered simply for being gay. When the victim is linked to a member of his team Gibbs is forced to tackle Don't Ask Don't Tell head-on, and it leads him somewhere he never thought he'd go. Eventual Gibbs/Tony/McGee slash.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The Art Of Deception by Ink On Paper reviews
Always be specific when you lie . . . . A oneshot composed of vignettes centered around deceit.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Aloha Oe by Flatkatsi reviews
Who is the mystery man on the phone and what does he want with Gibbs?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2011 - J. O'Neill, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Mean Marines and Lying Heroes by nicol-leoraine reviews
Tony comes to work with bruises. Written for the NCIS LFWS prompt Deceit.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
X Marks the Spot by MacBedh reviews
Unusual events at an archeological dig bring unusual - and unwelcome - visitors. Why is the notorious Dr. Jackson interested in an excavation in Cyprus? Written for Fig Newton's SG-1 Crossover Alphabet Soup.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,363 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - J. O'Neill, MacGyver, D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
A Word A Day: Shields by LunaStorm reviews
No two minds are alike; no two students of Occlumency can learn it the same way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Spare Me Over 'Til Another Year by dnachemlia reviews
Written for akaeve as a NFA Hangman prize. She requested Gibbs and a question answered, so the question is "why can Gibbs forbid people to die?" Pretty much complete crack and told from an OC point of view.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Internal Damage by McAbbyAddict reviews
When a team member is injured on base, the rest of the team must investigate. Case fic, McAbby, COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,987 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Complete
The Chaos Child by The-Caitiff reviews
More happened on that fateful Halloween than anyone could have ever known. The effects of some Old Family traditions might take years to show.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 190 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Harry P.
Of Men and Babies by marksmom reviews
AR- No one tells Bill or Harry that contraceptives are definitely necessary. Rated M for mpreg, implied slash, language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,058 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Til You Can Stand by JadeBear77 reviews
The newest Director of NCIS needs a little back up...even if it's someone that used to glue his face to his desk.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,000 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
We're Going to Need a Bigger Boat by Lucky Gun reviews
...With a Warp Drive. Sequel to my story With Great Red Shirt Comes Great Head Slap. Timeshifting has repercussions, ones that DiNozzo/Kirk has to fix. With his team involved, you know things are going to go from bad to worse, quickly.
Crossover - NCIS & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,330 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Tony D., J. Kirk - Complete
Individual Duality by kyaru-chan reviews
Draco has sacrificed much more than anyone has given him credit for. With Voldemort gone and the world back to normal, it's time to move on and live his life. But Prophecy has other plans, and everyone knows there's no escaping Him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,418 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Draco M.
Doppelganger by Partly reviews
This was not the first time Jack had met his doppelganger.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2011 - J. O'Neill - Complete
A Different Malfoy by softnerd reviews
The interesting Sorting of one Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy, did not go as most people thought it would. Meanwhile, somewhere in the world Lucius Malfoy's sixth sense caused him to have an extremely random heart attack, then pondered disowning his grandson.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Scorpius M., Sorting Hat - Complete
Sortings by Realmer06 reviews
Four children, four Houses, four Sortings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Compromise by DrawMeASheep reviews
Eli David was forced to make some difficult choices when raising Ziva, especially when ponies were concerned.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Eli D., Ziva D. - Complete
How the Joker Stole Gotham by Lauralot reviews
The story of The Dark Knight, in the style of Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,193 - Follows: 3,908 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Seizing the Opportunity by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Jack Carter had never been all that close with his cousin Sam.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Eureka - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/11/2010 - S. Carter, Jack C. - Complete
McGee & E by meekobb reviews
McGee isn't always the best to send in on certain undercover ops...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
Task by Lucillia reviews
It was a grim task, but Professor Sprout was determined to get it done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/13/2010 - P. Sprout - Complete
Burn by RedandBlackBeads reviews
With no one else to turn to, Harry falls into the all-enveloping comfort of a seductive beauty; Fire. Featuring a neutral, pyromaniac and slightly crazy Harry. No planned pairings. FifthYearAR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,591 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P.
Counts of Blood by Lucinda reviews
Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2006 - The Master - Complete
Job Security by DrawMeASheep reviews
Sexual Harassment seminar leader Tracy Taylor returns to NCIS for a second round with team Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Complete
Testing Courage by AnnieBooker reviews
Tony finds out there's more to McGee than he realized.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Electromagnetism by DrawMeASheep reviews
Tony does some verbal math and doesn't like the sum.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 225 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
The Red Haired Boy by adrielmoonstar reviews
Why are Squibs so rare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Arthur W.
A Very Special Guardian Angel by The Fink reviews
Five times that Anthony DiNozzo met his guardian angel
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,384 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Off by Lucillia reviews
While Harry never knew quite what, there had always been something a little off about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Naughty Boys by Mokibobolink reviews
Late one night, Tony and McGee are the only ones left at NCIS and decide to do something they've always wanted. Will they be caught breaking the rules or will they finally be able to give in to their urges?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Steal My Breath Away by colorguard28 reviews
Somebody close to the team is kidnapped hours before a big storm rolls into D.C. When they discover the crime has its roots in the the past, how will that affect the case? Sixth in the Breathe universe. Established Tim/Tony.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,770 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
In Good Faith by Cat Singer reviews
AU. Autumn 1981: A war orphan is reluctantly taken in by the dead mother’s fastidious sister over the objections of her bigoted husband, who fears for the safety of their toddler son with such a child in the house. Think you know this story? Think again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - N. Tonks, Draco M.
Forsooth, Good Gentles by Emerald1 reviews
A murder case. The team undercover. DiNozzo posing as a womanizer wasn't that much of a stretch, but what's with Palmer and pickles? McGee's in charge of the op and he'd better be right, or Gibbs will kill him because FLETC never prepared them for this.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,164 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Harry Potter Bunny Ranch by Jason Thompson reviews
Everyone else is doing it, why shouldn't I? This'll be the place I place all those story ideas that may be fit to print but not fit to expand. Multiple charecters, multiple pairings, all AUs. Mostly unrelated. Tastes Great and is Less Filling!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., N. Tonks
Family Portrait by UchiHime reviews
At some point the Happy family has to stop pretending. AS/S, DMHP, mpreg, warnings inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,171 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
With Great Red Shirt Comes Great Headslap by Lucky Gun reviews
A linkup between Tony Dinozzo and Jim Kirk, who I think are ridiculously similar. A series of nonlinear oneshots that lead to an actual storyline conclusion. Give it a shot.
Crossover - NCIS & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Tony D., J. Kirk - Complete
Admissions by Katjandante reviews
Tag to 7x14 'Masquerade.' Tony's inadvertent admission at the crime scene results in some revelations for McGee.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Idioms by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
When the team goes to Ziva's house for a weekend brunch, they discover a locked door in her apartment. But what she's hiding in there may not be what they or she! think it is.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Ziva D. - Complete
The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,481 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
Sweet child of mine? by cein reviews
There's a baby needing looking after at NCIS, but who gets stuck with diaper duty? team
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Jimmy P., Tony D. - Complete
Psychosomatic by Mundungus42 reviews
After her run-in with Tom Riddle's diary, Ginny Weasley need more help than St. Mungo's can provide. A concerned third party knows just the place: Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. The trouble is getting her to the right doctor.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sirius B., G. House - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 285 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart of the Matter by colorguard28 reviews
Jackson has adopted the team as family, but he's never heard why Ziva has none she acknowledges. Fifth story in the Breathe universe, but reading the earlier ones isn't necessary.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Ziva D., Jackson Gibbs - Complete
The First Task by Grant Larceny reviews
AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Unexpected Consequences by Rohata reviews
Set after the war. Harry had an unexpected side effect from the Killing Curse. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Warning Signs by LoryLynn1186 reviews
Something's going on with Abby. What is it? Should the team worry? Part 1 of my McBaby series.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Vetted by DrawMeASheep reviews
McGee gets a surprise while out on a date.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
Slight by AlkalineTeegan reviews
A slip-up in the squad room leaves more than one agent red in the face and has a shocking repercussion: Gibbs apologizes. Spoilers up to Season Seven.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Murderer by Lucillia reviews
The story of a Murderer as told by four people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
It Takes A Village by Lucillia reviews
...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7610 - Favs: 12,538 - Follows: 5,714 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Cry for Help by ncismom reviews
Tony has to get away from the demons that are haunting him and he turns to an unexpected source for help. Father/son. This story has been reposted in smaller chapters for easier reading. COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 142,003 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Sins of the Father by tinlizzie82 reviews
Tony finds a surprise on his doorstep. One shot. My entry for round 10 of NCIS-LFWS. Prompt was "Baby Boom," write a story that involves a baby in some way.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
My Father's Keeper by Emerald1 reviews
When Gibbs goes too far protecting Tony after the events in Flesh and Blood, who will pay the ultimate price?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,254 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Hawkeye Takes Five by Helen Faulkner reviews
Hawkeye gets sick and is sent to bed. His fevered mind runs away and he imagines something which is totally impossible. MPreg sort of
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hawkeye P. - Complete
The Time It Took by alygdgrl reviews
No one ever said dating was easy for Harry Potter,especially when he was in love with his best friend. It didn't help that he didn't understand Ron Weasley at all. M/M Ron/Harry, please give it a chance!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,069 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Some Industrial Light and Magic by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry figures things out when Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Halloween costume ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bone of My Bone by PrincessFi reviews
Gibbs fears the worst when Tony keeps a secret, but the truth makes him take another look at his senior agent.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,563 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Faith & Family by colorguard28 reviews
The entire team and the McGees gather at Tim and Tony's to celebrate Christmas together. Tags off of Faith in the current season and has minor spoilers. Breathe universe. Established McNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Play For Me by colorguard28 reviews
The team works together to help Tim surprise Tony with an early Christmas present. Follows Razor's Edge in the Breathe universe. Established McNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Dares to Stand by colorguard28 reviews
Abby discovers she's missed her chance to get her geek back and tries to figure out how to handle that before she goes into work upset and risks Gibbs using Rule 12 to divide the team. Breathe universe, set after Ch. 49 in Razor's Edge. Implied slash.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Abby S. - Complete
Alex and Amy by Lucillia reviews
Funny that nobody stops to consider exactly what the werewolf cubs Hagrid had been caught raising under his bed during his school days were or what might have happened to them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Otherside by Bandito Sun reviews
Albus Potter is being haunted by a recurring dream that doesn't place his father in the best light. But is it just a dream, or something much more serious? Contains violence, sexual situations, and sociopath Harry. Inspired Dexter/American Psycho.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,118 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Other Draco by Swallow B reviews
Draco Malfoy was an only child, but he wasn't lonely. There was the Other Draco. Based on Vera Rozalsky's story, 'Paterfamilias'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
The Next Great Adventure by Meteoricshipyards reviews
The consequences of magical powers aren't always foreseen or understood. Harry Potter is about to encounter the downside to a power he acquired a long time ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 201 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Down to the Depths of Hell by AlkalineTeegan reviews
Casefic with ensemble cast. Everyone knows Tony's not happy as agent afloat, but when the team gets some startling news, is all as it seems? Or is something even more disturbing going on? Warnings for language and dark themes. COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 56 - Words: 124,411 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Misappliance by MacBedh reviews
Triple drabble. In which Earth's Bacon is Saved, and General Hammond has a Bad Day.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Gen. Hammond, MacGyver - Complete
Loading the dice by cein reviews
Tony is prepping for an undercover mission, and having some fun along the way.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
The Conversation by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 335 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by Rose DiVerona reviews
Each of our favorite NCIS characters possesses one of the Seven Deadly Sins... Rating for safety and freedom.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Sorrow's Mysteries by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Tony comes by Tim's apartment after a particularly bad case. Tony/Tim slash.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Never Saw by PrincessFi reviews
An unusual occurrence reveals a different side to Gibbs and DiNozzo's relationship. Slash but not explicit.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
Senseless by cheekymice reviews
God was just a kid with an ant farm and today he'd proved that fact to Special Agent Gibbs. Warning: Tragedy - C/D
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 318 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Pictures Got Small by DrawMeASheep reviews
Victoria Mallard has a consistent visitor without the same surname.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Complete
Woman Troubles by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Tony and Tim go out to a bar and discuss their problems with the other sex. Tag to "Endgame." Purchased by EmyPink during the NFA Haiti Relief Auction. She requested a "Tony-Tim friendship hurt/comfort." Contains spoilers for a lot of episodes.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
A Little Bit Pregnant by SharadaGirl reviews
Abby’s in a lot of trouble- She thinks she may be pregnant. Tony/Abby friendship, McAbby romance, with some McGee whumping. A little crackish in some parts. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
Earwax by RedandBlackBeads reviews
Harry learns all about sex when Dumbledore takes care to answer his poorly worded question. This is set in "Philosopher's / Sorcerer's Stone," in the Hospital Wing during one of the last chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Easy Tonight by racefh853629 reviews
Slightly dark 4-shot. "Tonight, Tony, is the night you die."
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Guys Talking Laundry by DrawMeASheep reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Tony and McGee discuss a laundry issue.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
The Unforgivable Curses by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Alastor Moody shows his fourth year Slytherins the Unforgivable Curses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Draco M., Alastor M. - Complete
His First by PrincessFi reviews
The team talk about their 'firsts'.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
I'll be Home for Christmas by Emi-Lynn reviews
When trouble finds the small town of Stillwater, Gibbs finds a surprising source of support and two men find their heart's desire. Gibbs/McGee preslash.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,305 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Have to Drive by McStories reviews
A psychotic cop-killer has a score to settle with McGee. Tony's vehemence about protecting his Probie takes him by surprise, especially when it begins to develop into more than simply a desire to protect. Now completed.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,721 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 147 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,621 - Follows: 4,555 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Traditions by secretchild reviews
Christmas one-shot on how "It's a Wonderful Life" may have become a DiNozzo family tradition. Tony-centric tag to "Silent Night" 6x11. Very slight reference to childhood abuse. No ships except friendship.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
A Man Knows by PrincessFi reviews
A series of interludes between Gibbs and DiNozzo. A bit of fun and a teasing hint of slash only. Rated M for one particularly lurid line in chapter 1! Chapter 5 now up!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Good Times and Bad by DrawMeASheep reviews
McGee needs a favor from Ziva and Tony finds it hilarious.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
Midnight in the Diner of Good and Evil by Reichenbach reviews
Booth settles the argument of whether Batman exists or not.
Crossover - Batman & Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, T. Brennan - Complete
In Re: Last Night by Caos Accidentale reviews
A letter to Director Vance regarding the events of the Annual NCIS Officially Sanctioned Holiday Party. Crack!Fic
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Family by Xanthe2 reviews
Tony is injured working a case – and comes to a shocking realisation.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,306 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Cape Fear by Emerald1 reviews
Humans fear what they do not understand. A member of Team Gibbs faces that fear when he discovers the truth about himself. Angst and humor in equal parts in this study of what it means to be human, and what it means when others question your humanity.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,848 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Unchained by AlkalineTeegan reviews
Tag to, you guessed it, "Chained" from Season Two. I've always wondered about the abject cruelty in that last line so I decided to try to explain it. Enjoy!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Conspiracy by SharadaGirl reviews
Tony never expected to think he was crazy. That was before a dead woman drenched in blood showed up at his apartment, standing in his doorway, demanding to be hidden.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,847 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Tony D., Jenny Shepard - Complete
Unforgettable by Sweet Anonymity reviews
Tony's used to being forgotten. But not everyone forgets. ::Young Tony::
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Dreamer by Caos Accidentale reviews
Gym teacher Anthony DiNozzo wins a trip to DC to meet his favorite author, Thom E Gemcity. An accident, however, causes things to go a wee bit awry. Tim/Tony/Abby friendship. A bit AU, but honestly not as much as you'd think! Complete w/optional epilogue!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,462 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Wishing upon A Memory by Emerald1 reviews
Picks up after Memories of a Circus. In another lifetime, it could have been so different. What if someone decided to take that chance? How do they live with the choices they made? Four chapters, one a day. Tissues required, this is your only warning.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Echoes of Goodbye by Emerald1 reviews
When tragedy strikes and an agent is unable to turn to his team, he turns to the one other person he trusts to help him. Written for Our Favorite FBI Agent and the Drugs challenges on NFA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 62,843 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Tim M. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER A MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10393 - Favs: 5,302 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Elf Lord by chaletian reviews
Brennan has a question for McGee.
Crossover - NCIS & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Tim M., T. Brennan - Complete
Keep It by Chirugal reviews
After the events of Judgment Day, McGee and DiNozzo say their final goodbyes. Don't ask, don't tell: Tony won't tell, and Tim won't ask how Tony got so good at what they're doing... McNozzo smut, one-shot, complete.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Bailout by Trinitas reviews
How House figured out the truth of the Dibala case and supplied the necessary cover. Post-ep for "Instant Karma."
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/12/2009 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Ripped from the Headlines by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Based on a true story: the team looks for a missing pregnant Lance Corporal who accused her commanding officer of rape. Meanwhile the case affects Ziva and a secret that she has been hiding. Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,043 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The DiNozzo Experience TM by Caos Accidentale reviews
-"You call this a seduction scene, Probie?"- DiNozzo offers to show McGee how to convince Abby to go out with him again. McNozzo M/M-ish-ness. An NFA Hangman Prize for Tamara
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Memories of a Circus by Emerald1 reviews
A long ago link is rediscovered when the circus comes to town. Winner of the "come on, the Circus is in Town" challenge
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 687 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Jumping to Conclusions by cheekymice reviews
Alt title: How DiNozzo’s Colorful Lifestyle Puts a Perverse Slant on Rational Thinking. A purely humorous look at how Tony's love life makes him jump to the wrong conclusion when he's faced with a certain... um....medical problem.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3292 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Mettle of Honor by Caos Accidentale reviews
Tim is having trouble coping after a tragic loss. McNozzo Friendship or possibly blink-and-you'll miss it slash if you squint.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Unbuttoned by Caos Accidentale reviews
Tony and Abby find themselves in a sticky situation...an NFA Hangman prize for Sanna.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
Lost in Translation by Emerald1 reviews
McGee is found alone and injured. Was it an attack against him, the team or the agency? Or was he just in the wrong place at the wrong time? The team struggles to cope with guilt, real and imagined, as they search for the truth.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Tim M., Kate T. - Complete
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Rockette by Caos Accidentale reviews
So Tony lied about his 'first time'. The question is, just why did he lie about it and what really happened? Version 1 of 2 Part 1 of 3? for the NFA 1st Time Challenge
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,307 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Not Vengeance by Emerald1 reviews
After a tough case, Abby takes Ziva out to cheer her up. One shot friendship fic
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Surprise by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry Potter's greatest secrets are revealed to his great-grandaughter and heir to his fortune. And she also finds out why he never revealed how he defeated Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
In the Spirit of Cooperation by PaBurke reviews
Just how did Gibbs get the Air Force to stop stonewalling Abby about the crop circles of the Season Two Episode Vanished?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2009 - J. O'Neill, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Self Insert by Lucillia reviews
Albus Dumbledore comes up with a novel way of dealing with those who come barging into the Harry Potter universe with the intention of changing things. They really should have been careful what they wished for, especially the older ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Albus D., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 393 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
Turnabout Is Fair Play by Lucillia reviews
It was as if the Muggle and Wizarding Worlds were playing Musical Doorsteps with the Boy-Who-Lived, abandoning him on the front porches of homes where he would not be wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Petunia D., Severus S. - Complete
Home Truths by PrincessFi reviews
Tony interviews a very special witness. Chapter 2 now posted.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Still Waters by Emerald1 reviews
A horrific case haunts Gibbs even after it's closed. Will McGee's secret help him find the closure he needs? Friendship fic, two parts.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Rubeus Hagrid and the Facts of Life by Mundungus42 reviews
Hagrid has found the woman of his dreams, but fears there may be certain difficulties. He turns to Bill for advice. Implied slash not Hagrid/Bill . One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bill W., Rubeus H. - Complete
The Unexpected Confidant by Lyn1410G reviews
Tony-centric. After Gibbs' abrupt retirement and move to Mexico, Tony was faced with many challenges. Some of those challenges were closer to home than he had expected. Support came from an unexpected source and sparked an unlikely friendship. Complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Having a Cow by Holo Flora reviews
Harry gets mad at Draco for being mean to a pregnant hermione. SLASH Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Pureblood Conspiracy by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Did you ever wonder why Death Eaters prefer to throw stunners at purebloods and more dangerous and deadly ones at half-bloods and muggle born? Why do Aurors only use non lethal curses even when faced with lethal ones? - Harry finds out. Chap 28 up! H/HR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,782 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 2,433 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What a Drag by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Tim is finally going undercover, but it isn't quite what he expected. Hangman prize for Shelby!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4016 - Favs: 6,918 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
My Son's Hero by BirdG reviews
Scorpius was five-years old when he announced that he wanted to be a Muggle when he grew up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Who's Your Baby's Daddy? by mmooch reviews
**Part of 'Who's Your Baby's Daddy' series.** Adam wasn't Professor Walsh's only science experiment. She also had a Slayer breeding program on her mind. But who could be the daddy?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Buffy S., R. Giles
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
What a Bunch of Nonjon by nonjon reviews
An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own risk.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
Dear Abby by Caos Accidentale reviews
Postcards from Tony to Abby and vice versa while he's the NCIS Agent Afloat. Just a bit of Tabbyish Fluff.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
Worst Possible Moment by ScreamingInsanity reviews
When one of the ducklings is acting perculiar, House puts it upon himself to look into it, only to discover something that is bound to change all of their lives. [?Chase SLASH, MPREG]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 8/2/2006 - R. Chase, G. House
Operation: Panty Raid by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Tony, Tim, and Jimmy are about to attempt something which no man has ever attempted. The question is, will they survive to tell about it? Hangman prize for Ali!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
Positive Influence by PrincessFi reviews
Gibbs keeps a dangerous secret.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
The Sweater by Richefic reviews
Just why did Jackson Gibbs give Tony that nice sweater in "Heartland"? Many Spoilers for the Season 6 episode.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,929 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Getting it Done by Emily Waters reviews
The trio decide to prank Snape. He has it coming, after all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Educating Rita by Kara's Aunty reviews
One formidable Longbottom grandmother and two mischievous Weasley twins teach Rita Skeeter a very public lesson... UK English, canon ish , humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Augusta L., Fred W. - Complete
Tall Trees and Sea Monkeys by Lyn1410G reviews
A short,3 part series that looks at some sad/traumatic moments in the life of a very young Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo. Drama/Angst.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Echos of the Past by PalisDelon reviews
Serenity/Dollhouse 500 years in the future a man who isn't there finds echos of the Dollhouse.
Crossover - Firefly & Dollhouse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
A Very Harem Christmas by canoncansodoff reviews
Eighteen years after Voldemort's demise and Snape's incarceration in New Azkaban, Clan Potter sends him the magical equivalent of the annual newsletters that occasionally get stuffed into muggle Holiday Cards. Harry/Harem holiday crack fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Harry P.
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 250 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Things Best Left Untouched by magic-pages reviews
House finds a Jeeves and Wooster DVD at Best Buy. There is no reconciliation for him from then on. Utter crack.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Girl Talk by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Jeanne makes a stop at a bar on the way home. As she mulls over her relationship with Tony, she strikes up a conversation with another woman with whom she has something in common. Written for the NFA Community Hurt/Comfort Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Worst Case Scenario by DrawMeASheep reviews
What happened between Broken Bird and Caged to change Abby's outlook?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
The Proper Banishment of Wrackspurts by Skybright Daye reviews
Luna meets another girl who is a bit . . . off. Crossover with Firefly, written for a fic challenge.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Luna L. - Complete
Interagency Cooperation by WiliQueen reviews
The Jeffersonian has a visitor, and Booth isn't quite sure what to make of her. Written for Vicki595 in the LiveJournal fandom stocking exchange.
Crossover - NCIS & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Abby S., T. Brennan - Complete
What I always wanted for Christmas by rosebud26 reviews
A couple of people get what they secretly want and need for Christmas. Gibbs/Tony father/son. Written for the NFA Secret Santa.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Better Than Porn by DrawMeASheep reviews
Oneshot, post Caged. McGee basks in the glow of his co-workers' admiration. Or...Tony's disappointment that women's prisons aren't like TV, anyway.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Five Ways Frame Up Didn't End by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Five alternate endings to “Frame Up”. There is character death, and onsesided slash, Gibbs/DiNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Last Will and Testament by A plus reviews
After being released from the hospital at the end of the war, Hermione is dragged down to the ministry to answer some questions about the late Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Catholic Guilt by GoddessofSnark reviews
Why'd you leave seminary?" "I failed my test of faith." "It's not because of not being able to uphold the vows of celibacy, is it? It's about who you'd wind up breaking them with." Chouse.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2008 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Unexpected by Rohata reviews
Sometimes things don't go the way you wanted them to. This is an expanded version of the original story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Small, Green, Terrifying! by B-ston reviews
A simple everyday action quickly threatens the life of one of team. Will they be able to handle this unexpected situation? Will Ziva ever forgive herself? Will Abby ever forgive Ziva? Will Tony ever find out why McGee was in Vegas? Read and find out!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,381 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Christmas Gift by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Tim picks Gibbs' name in a Secret Santa gift exchange and frets over finding him a gift. What he finds is that gifts can come in all forms. Written for the NFA Community NCIS Secret Santa Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Vend Fu by DrawMeASheep reviews
Tony discovers a new skill that gets him the sweet stuff.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Four Times the Weasley Twins should have realised by Gryffens reviews
Fred and George owed so much to the Marauders. If only they'd been given a chance to thank them... Four Times the Weasley Twins should have realised and One Time they did
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Until Innocent by Zan65 reviews
An undercover assignment has ended in disaster. The FBI wants to pin it on Dinozzo, but Gibbs has to protect his agent from the FBI... and himself.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,875 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Strike One by Kerrison reviews
Tony gets a lesson from his teammates. Seriously? They're kidding, right?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Tony D. - Complete
Just Another Small Town by DrawMeASheep reviews
One shot. Why is it that Shannon and Gibbs had never met if it was such a small town?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Last Day by BajaB reviews
The very last day of the Second War did not happen when most thought it did; it happened much, much later. AU after Half Blood Prince. Slightly dark story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Cupcakegate by DrawMeASheep reviews
McGee is driven to an unpardonable sin.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
How to Say Open by Lucillia reviews
During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 217 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by BajaB reviews
Auror Ron misjudges a situation - badly. M Rating for implied sexual situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Second Kisses by jtav reviews
AU. "Most boys confine themselves to throwing a punch in these situations Your way is much more interesting." Harry loses his temper at Slughorn's party.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Odd Ideas by iamtherealmaverick reviews
A collection of plot bunny ficlets about Harry Potter & co. that may or may not develop into something further.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P.
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by opalish reviews
Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
It's All Geek to Me by Settiai reviews
Tony was the last person McGee expected to see at a comic book convention. :: DiNozzo/McGee
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Chewing Gum and Duct Tape by Veldeia reviews
Tony meets his match in technical creativity. He has a Swiss army knife and a mullet. A cracked crossover with MacGyver. Oneshot.
Crossover - MacGyver & Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Do You Miss Him by bananacosmicgirl reviews
After her ordeal in the Chamber of Secrets, Ginny is in the Infirmary. Someone unexpected keeps her company and asks her strange questions. Ginny/Luna friendship, post book II.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Heir of Gringotts by The-Caitiff reviews
Horrid little plot bunny that spawned because someone pointed out a growing cliche. I twisted everything around as usual and this was the result. HPGrHo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Rewritten by KafkaExMachina reviews
Severus Snape is given everything he ever wanted. Still, what kind of family produces a child like Petunia? Had Lily survived, who would she have turned out to be? Dark, not my usual story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 456 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 429 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Yes, Minister by Taure reviews
A new Muggle Prime Minister has been elected, and it's time for him to meet the Minister for Magic. Only, things don't go quite as smoothly as normal...One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Blind Dates by KafkaExMachina reviews
Not content with the damage done by breeding, Narcissa takes up the loathsome hobby of middle-aged mothers everywhere: Meddling. Severus-centric 'romantic' comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 294 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Desperate Measures by vvc reviews
Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 196,164 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 3,561 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Silenced by quack675 reviews
Chase and Foreman are held captive and Chase is attacked. No one is left untouched by the fallout. This is a recovery fic in which most of the characters are doing some heavy self evaluation.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 147,624 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006 - R. Chase
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 884 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
Lovely Bones by Emily Waters reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. Those who had fought on the side of light had been given the Dementor's Kiss. They are nothing but empty, soulless shells...The-Boy-Who-Lived, Draco snorts. What a joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Why Time Travel is a Bad idea by BajaB reviews
Harry vs. Fate - The dreaded time-travel cliche as you have probably never seen it done before. Highly AU. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Childhood Chews by curiouslyfic reviews
Britain's top Aurors, brought down by chewing gum? It's up to Potions peon Draco to sort things out, whether he wants to or not. A de-aging Drarry, featuring Tiny Potter, Little Longbottom, Wee Weasleys, Ginger Granger, and a plushie named Grr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Draco M.
Third Time's the Charm by Georgina the Hyena reviews
Percy is going to take one more chance on this time travel thing. Continuation of Counterclockwise, and written for Re-Fredding Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
Advanced SexEducation by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Snape is forced to hold Advanced SexEd and tell the students about male pregnancy – when he himself is seven months pregnant. Mpreg, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,847 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Be Still by CarlieD reviews
What if… Tony and Ziva had needed to remain undercover? What if NCIS and FBI could not back them up and they had needed to truly be Jean-Paul and Sophie Ranier?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,859 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Let's See Where This is Going by Emily Waters reviews
Dumbledore is captured and tortured by Death Eaters. Harry Potter is going to rescue him... Just as soon as he gets around to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
First Place Sinner by Daystar Clarion reviews
In which Harry has Petunia's love, though it makes him bleed. RE-EDITED Rated M For masochism, drug abuse, and other mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,801 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 4,520 - Follows: 427 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Arena by Emily Waters reviews
The war was lost. Those who survived were made into gladiators, forced to fight each other for Voldemort's amusement. At the end, there can only be one. Angst, Character Death, Torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Family Reunion by JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lightsabers by Lucillia reviews
The Obi-wan gives Luke his father's lightsaber scene with a twist.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Luke S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Old Wives' Tale by Rupert Hayes reviews
Harry and Hermione are spending the holidays at the Burrow. Mrs Weasley finds it necessary to punish them in order to teach them some of the facts of wizarding life - that differ from the traditional facts of life taught to muggle children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Absolution by Jules-foil reviews
AU. There was more to Chase’s decision to go to Vogler than trying to keep his job. Afterward it's all over his guilt won’t let him stay quiet anymore. What has Chase been hiding from House? Credit to Fox, all disclaimers apply.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,874 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 7/1/2006 - G. House, R. Chase
Slashing Harmony by KafkaExMachina reviews
So... Harry's gay. In a bar. With Draco. Almost your standard gay!Potter fic except for one thing... pie. Probably not M but it's safer that way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 3,231 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Odd Ideas Bin aka Weird Sh Folder by The-Caitiff reviews
A collection of odd little what if's that pop into my head but aren't enough to become a full story. Maybe just a scene, or a drabble, or even a plot bunny I couldn't use.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Hermione G.
A Picture's Worth by Realmer06 reviews
What with his youngest son's birthday and typical sibling rivalry and a very mysterious wish list, Harry's Christmas is about to get a whole lot more complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
Finality by Kylara Kitsune reviews
Captured by the Death Eaters, Hermione knows there's only one way out. But she needs Draco's help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oath Breaker by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Slash. HP:DM, LM:SS. At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic doublecross and Draco educates Harry in dark magic. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,987 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Counterclockwise by Georgina the Hyena reviews
Percy has lost all of his siblings and his father in the war. But with a cunning plan and illegal time travel, he may just get them back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,231 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Percy W. - Complete
The Right Questions by Ragua reviews
Nobody ever asks Tony the right questions. Spoilers through Season 5.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Tony D. - Complete
I, Ferret by curiouslyfic reviews
Draco's embraced his inner Ferret. Now it's Harry's turn. Starring Veela!Draco, mpreg, an old wives' tale, and a Weddiwizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sweat of a Gladiator by canoncansodoff reviews
Ron is poisoned, and the hag that holds the only available antidote wants Harry to pay for it in sweat. The catch? The sweat must be gathered by one virgin witch while Harry deflowers a second. Who is going to help? Who is qualified to help?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Editorial Decisions by DrawMeASheep reviews
McGee has a chat with his editor about the plot of his novel.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Permission Granted by annsan reviews
A case brings the team its worst nightmare again. Character exit of the permanent kind tissue warning. Previously posted to the NCIS archive
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,033 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
For I have Sinned by Zillah 91 reviews
Dexter Fanfic Forgive him, father, for he has sinned.He's sinned a lot. Be adivsed, it's rated M for a reason.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2007
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 353 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
In His Mind by Whitelight72 reviews
Chase is still working in NICU after House fired him. When he runs into members of House's new team, he finds himself highly amused. ONESHOT
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/12/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 439 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Caught Between a Rock and a Gibbs by Florence1 reviews
Tony is injured but no one knows how or why, Worse Tony himself is distinctly uncooperative, who or what is he covering for and why? Complete, epilogue added
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 100,708 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Tony D. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Witness by Etheral reviews
HousexChase Slash. Foreman wonders where Chase has disappeared off to with a patient's blood test results. He may not want to know the answer.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Art of Discovery by Oldach's Dream reviews
Chase finds House and Wilson in somewhat of a compromising position. HxW Slash, but nothing really graphic. Oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by Maybe the Moon reviews
Wilson lends Cuddy a hand and reveals something about himself in the process. House proceeds to freak out. Contains gratiutous SkeeBall. Slash, if you squint.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,840 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Feminine Persuasion by AndreaLyn reviews
xover with BtVS. Chase meets a woman named Anya and things get definitely different when he wakes up a woman. Things get worse when Chase falls for someone he definitely shouldn't. GENDERSWITCH. CHASExWILSON.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,809 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - R. Chase, J. Wilson - Complete
A Narrow Margin of Safety by blackmare reviews
Chase asks an ill considered question and gets an unexpected answer.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/1/2007 - J. Wilson, R. Chase - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 3,879 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Traffic Report by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
This is a McGee story, but Gibbs, Ziva, and Tony all play major parts as well. 29 chapters all told. It starts with a car accident and ends with... well, you'll have to read and find out. Now complete. Please read, review, and mostly enjoy!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 28,555 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by Eligent reviews
McGee comes to work with his arm in a sling and refuses to tell the others what happened. But the faiths of the universe conspire against him and soon he has no choice but to reveal his secrets.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,339 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 206 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 362 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Making the Bed by DrawMeASheep reviews
It was kinda Ziva's idea, boss. Preep for Undercovers. Ziva likes to plan things out.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Lost Memory by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My version of the plot line where memory charms are abused. Tonks is in St. Mungos in critical condition. Madame Bones gets to the bottom of the mystery and everyone is horrified by what she reveals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 228 - Published: 6/1/2007 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Bruises by medicgirl reviews
Chase remembers...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2007 - R. Chase - Complete
Warriors of the Clan by The-Caitiff reviews
One day the wizarding world changed forever. No one noticed. Seven years later the search for Harry Potter reaches it's peak but no trace of the young boy is found. Then Professor McGonagall notices something very strange on her admittance list, a goblin!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 199 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Remnants of a Life by BlueSphinx reviews
The worst thing for a mother is having to bury a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Temptation by BajaB reviews
Sometimes, temptation is too great for even the most humble amongst us. A one hundred word drabble that could be canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Arthur W. - Complete
Matters of Honor by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry thinks up a plan to deal with those unpleasent aspects of Hogwarts life. School is in session less than hour before one man is dead and another headed for Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 94 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Defied Three Times by Meteoricshipyards reviews
What if Dumbledore was wrong about the people the prophecy applied to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hannah A., Voldemort - Complete
Turning Words Into Action by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Hermione get more than they initially bargained for when they employ flirtation as grief therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fan Mail by DrawMeASheep reviews
The team gets some thank you notes after visiting an elementary school on Career Day.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Christmas Revelations by egyptianriver reviews
AU. Dumbledore made a ruthless decision to secure Harry's future. Now after fourteen years the truth is about to hit the fan. Slash RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,987 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Dance Macabre by Meteoricshipyards reviews
When Harry's very last battle is over, he finds that he's not quite done with Voldemort. Warning: Character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mind Over Matter by sherlock21b reviews
The mutant telepathic attack on the world's population in XMen: United has some unusual repercussions at PrincetonPlainsboro. House and Xmen crossover.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,735 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - R. Chase - Complete
Traditions by The-Caitiff reviews
What traditions do each of the Houses at Hogwarts have to make sure their new students understand the house ideals? Do they haze them? Are there secrets that they do not share outside the House? What makes a Gryffindor instead of a Ravenclaw or Slytherin?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Archnemesis by DrawMeASheep reviews
Ever wonder why Fornell always get the cases with NCIS? After this, you'll just be wondering why the FBI keeps such a nutter around.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
The Dopiest Hufflepuffs by egyptianriver reviews
James and Sirius meet before Hogwarts and things change. AU. JPLE SBRL Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sirius B., James P.
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
As You Please by CherryCheeks91 reviews
Two Hogwarts teachers sneak off to the Room of Requirement for a quickie, and discover a few things about the long and distinguished history of the Room... 18 plus only. Contains Slash, Femslash and Normal Pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,466 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Minerva M., R. Hooch - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 141 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Loss of Appetite by HifaLootin reviews
Everyone already thinks Chase hates fat people. But he has his reasons. And he wishes he didn't. A vignette.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/8/2006 - R. Chase - Complete
Engorgement by Jonn Wood reviews
Harry gets pregnant. And gives birth. Whether he wants to or not. MPREG fic parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ginny's Potion Woes by The-Caitiff reviews
Post HBP, The truth behind the Monster in Harry's chest and his relationship with Ginny. Darker and more vindictive Harry, but not too evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Death by Garlic by Jocemum reviews
The trio sets out to prove that Snape is a vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Little White Lies by DrawMeASheep reviews
Tony and Shepard chat about his undercover mission.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Expectations by DrawMeASheep reviews
Oneshot. If TV crime dramas have taught us anything, it's that it's never the first person you suspect.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 5,193 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
1,001 NIGHTS by Jocemum reviews
Captured by Death Eaters, Hermione attempts to save herself through the use of an old magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fruit Basket by Richefic reviews
After the YPestis, Tony wonders if anyone thought about calling his parents.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Tony D., Ducky M. - Complete
Bravery by BlueSphinx reviews
One of the Marauders has a chance to show his worth! Dumbledore does what he thinks is the best choice resulting in a conspiracy to outshine all others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Peter P., Albus D. - Complete
Falling Stars by Lucillia reviews
Everyone's heard of Dedalus Diggle's display of shooting stars in Kent. What most people don't know is why he did it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Dedalus D. - Complete
The Savior and the Scourge by Random Dispatcher reviews
Spike comes to Hogwarts to protect the Malfoy heir. He becomes fascinated with the angsty Harry Potter and the wonderful scent the teen exudes. What happens when the Scourge of Europe knocks up the Savior of the Wizarding World? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,286 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 221 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Seasick by OzGeek reviews
Gibbs and Tony set up McGee to go undercover in sickbay.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,938 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Ten Nonlinear Moves by Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
The Utility Bill by Sequitur reviews
PostEscaped. Tony did more than just keep the lights on while Gibbs was in Mexico.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Just Like House Without The Limp by Riona reviews
When John Dorian turns up at Princeton Plainsboro, House becomes interested in his case for all the wrong reasons. Crossover with Scrubs.
Crossover - Scrubs & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire by drakensis reviews
Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
Revenge by TheSiner reviews
Lucius wants revenge. But nothing happens as expected if Harry Potter is involved. Completed. HP/LM Slash Mpreg COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
My Precious by hunt4me reviews
The act of maturing does not have to happen through time, it can happen with the birth of another. Contains Slash and mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A day to remember by Richefic reviews
McGee makes a rookie mistake and Tony pays the price. Now complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,819 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Love: Geek Style by OzGeek reviews
Abby and McGee get in on in the coffin in the way only geeks can. Abby gets pregnant and she and McGee must deal with it. Started as a one shot, extended to 10 chapters. Defintely McAbby. Set midway season 3.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,659 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Coming Home by The-Caitiff reviews
A strange feeling echoes in Harry's soul as the final battle rages. Short so I won't try to describe it and end up ruining it for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
The Paper Dragon by bananacosmicgirl reviews
One day a paper dragon bumped into Pansy's head. It read I love you. HarryDraco, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Raffle Ticket by opalish reviews
Buying a raffle ticket to fund SPEW was one thing, but being the prize was another thing entirely, and why, exactly, was he friends with Hermione in the first place? HPDM oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Day Harry Potter Retired by opalish reviews
Harry's done being a hero, but Snape may just be a god. Harry, Hermione, and a sky full of clouds. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Facts of Life by Xabelle reviews
Hermione tries to break it to her mother gently. Oneshot. Short short. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
That Malfoy Family by bananacosmicgirl reviews
After a one night stand with Lucius Malfoy, Harry is pregnant. Now he needs Draco’s help. Slash, mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Happily Ever After by bananacosmicgirl reviews
When Percy was little, his mother read the fairy tale of Snow White to him. Then his parents adopted a child that looked just like the fairy tale princess and Percy fell in love immediately. Slash. HarryPercy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,264 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Percy W., Harry P. - Complete
Unexpected by Annerb reviews
SG-1/House crossover. She’s not what he was looking for and she is never what he expects, but they keep coming back to each other. Daniel Jackson/Allison Cameron.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,758 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006 - D. Jackson, A. Cameron - Complete
The Nature of Fire by opalish reviews
He doesn’t see red when he finally catches up with Professor Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unjust Compensation by CountryGirl914 reviews
Post Forever. Was House right when he guessed that Chase had been cut out of his father's will? Maybe...or maybe not.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2006 - R. Chase - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by bananacosmicgirl reviews
After the war, the people have changed. Each of the seven sins described by a character in a series of seven drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Return To Reality by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
AU Harry awakes as a prisoner at the ministry, soon learning he has been under the Imperius curse and life as he thought he knew it never really happened. Knowledge is capricious, reality is tilting. Redemption is not easily had. Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,786 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Harry P.
Miss Perfect by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Hermione comes back to school in sixth year looking absolutely gorgeous. But was it by choice? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Swan Song by Vaudevillain reviews
Harry has been captured, and Draco get's the chance to interrogate him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Desperate Measures by cein reviews
Tony has been in some serious situations before, but this has to be one of the worst.SLASH fic. Chapter 7
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,611 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Priceless by Teri reviews
Jack is desperate to make sure that no one at the SGC gets to see the 2006 Super Bowl – at least one specific commercial. Complete, Crossover with MacGyver
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Lilies by AndreaLyn reviews
House's funeral has come and Chase remembers. Genfic, no pairings.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2006 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Skewing the Odds by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry and his friends are not pleased. The war is over, and they are the victors, but at a heavy price. Now they have a chance to set things right and skew the odds in their favour. And if they can humiliate the enemy in the process, so much the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 129 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Weasley's Wearables by BajaB reviews
Fred and George turn to Arthur for advice when their store starts to become sucessful, but is everything as it seems, or are they once again up to mischief, and can Arthur really help? Comedy oneshot set after the boys open their store in OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2006 - George W., Arthur W. - Complete
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Playing for Position by sherlock21b reviews
Just how did Chase manage to make it where no other fellow had gone before.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2005 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
A Small Possibility by NoDrogs reviews
Shego leaves Drakken after discovering what his latest plan has done to Kim. KiGo, romance
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,242 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
A Right Hufflepuff by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Ron's POV. 'I swear, Harry’s turned me into a right Hufflepuff.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Window by Summertime reviews
Tony wakes up alone in a locked room. Gradually, he creates his own way out, but when rescue finally comes, how can he reconcile what he sees with what he knows? Now, finally, complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,844 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Complete
Found in Translation by Sequitur reviews
In which Tony gets hit on the head and starts speaking in tongues. Metaphorically, of course.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Tony D. - Complete
All's Well that Ends Well by Mayura Nacht reviews
Love potions can be dangerous and contain life altering consequences. Draco is now forced to choose between what he's known and running away. Is his child's life worth loosing his own? Can or will Harry help? NEW! Chapter 52 is now up! Story complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 89,673 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Grip by Rei-Kuhori reviews
Dr. Chase has played an important role in solving all the “medical mysteries” bombarding the team. But when all of a sudden Chase is the victim, can House crack a case without him? NOW COMPLETE.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Complete
None So Blind by opalish reviews
...as those who refuse to see. Dumbledore visits Petunia the summer after Harry's fifth year. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Albus D., Petunia D. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,602 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
In Plain Sight by Teri reviews
Why was Jack greeted with the theme song of MacGyver when he went to see Harry Maybourne in season 8's "It's Good To Be King"? It might not be what you think.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Beautiful Friendship by helga3 reviews
A Harry Potter/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy crossover. Severus Snape makes a new friend. And no, it's not Marvin.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Fortune Favors the Bold by opalish reviews
BillHarry slash. Ginny was the first to recognize the signs. The reddened cheeks, the sidelong glances, the funny little smiles...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Headline Material by opalish reviews
HarryGinny angst. Excerpt: And that's why I, Harry Potter, the Man Who Defeated Voldemort, am being sentenced to Azkaban for the next two years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Chess by opalish reviews
Ron and McGonagall play a game of chess. Ron loses his temper, Gryffindor loses points, and McGonagall loses a few comforting illusions. But maybe something's gained in the end... Slight RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Ron W. - Complete
The Defiant One by gotmilk reviews
The repercussions of Tony’s undercover mission in “Chained” are a little more severe than anyone anticipated...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 5,854 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Bitter by opalish reviews
HPSB. Yes, that means this is HarrySirius slash. Sirius is dead, and Harry remembers. Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
This Side of Silence by opalish reviews
Dumbledore learns something rather disturbing about Hogwarts' resident werewolf. Onesided HPRL. Yes, that means it's slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
At First Sight by opalish reviews
If there was one sin, Ginny later decided, one unforgivable sin shared by the world, it was that no one saw Harry. Not Ron, not Hermione, and until that moment, not her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Masquerade by Siofra The Elf reviews
A masquerade ball to promote inter-house unity sparks a romance that has laid dormant. Featuring Ginny as Artemis, Hermione as Maid Marion, Harry as Peter Pan, and someone very unexpected as Robin Hood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2004
Draco Malfoy and the Tome of Entrapment by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Draco has been obsessed with Harry Potter since the beginning, but how did his hatred turn into his protecting Harry above even his own safety? One thing's for sure: being trapped in a book with the person you secretly loved wasn't a picnic. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,675 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Simple Story by opalish reviews
Loony Luna has a simple little story to tell, about The Hero and The Villain. A teeny bit of HG. 'The Hero always wins because, in the end, he has the most to lose.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Unintentional by Freckleface247 reviews
[ONE SHOT] When Lily announces to Petunia, that she is pregnant, Petunia reacts in a way that could destroy the wizarding world forever...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Epitaph by opalish reviews
She knew what he wanted she'd planned on it, expected it. Because Ginny Weasley understood love, and so she understood Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dueling With Dolts by shadowycat reviews
Have you ever wondered why Prof. Snape ended up assisting Gilderoy Lockhart with the Dueling Club instead of Prof. Flitwick, who was apparently a champion dueler in his youth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Gilderoy L., Minerva M.
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
Life and Legend by opalish reviews
DMHP Draco Malfoy knew better. He'd loved the boy, after all. But Draco could never have loved the legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
And Beggars Will Ride by opalish reviews
A boy lives in a cupboard, a strange, pale boy with green eyes and a wistful smile. Dumbledore's thoughts on Harry from PSSS through OotP. Manipulative!Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Pine Or Oak? by Majick reviews
When Hermione catches a cold, she deputises her two best friends to buy furniture for her and Ron's new house. Problem is, Ginny and Harry hate each other's guts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Quiet Place by Ruskbyte reviews
Five hundred years after the defeat of Voldemort a new generation of Death Eaters is rising. Will the Muggles they attack be able to survive the encounter? For that matter, will the Death Eaters?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,364 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Blood Magic by GatewayGirl reviews
Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 244,191 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Snape's Desk by Mynuet reviews
Severus Snape is distinctly unhappy upon finding out about a certain tradition regarding his desk... (R-Hr, D-G, H-Lu)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Rubber Sword by Milareppa reviews
AU challenge fic Daniel has a secret life he's worked hard at keeping from the SGC. What will happen when he's forced to reveal it?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/22/2004 - D. Jackson - Complete
The Facts of Life by Maybe the Moon reviews
Harry is given 'The Talk,' by the only two people who could. Mild slashy undertones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Not Your Type by Star24 reviews
NCIS: KateTony Friendship, TonyAbby ? Tony's insecurities are showing.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2003
Never by HP Fiction Writer reviews
MPREG. Harry finds out he's pregnant, and it's not welcome news.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Harry P.
Divergent Paths by Ruskbyte reviews
Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 125 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Children by samvimes reviews
After the war, we gather to remember. And none of us escape unscathed, least of all Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M.
Keep it Simple by Ruskbyte reviews
A prequel of sorts to Leviathan Rising. Harry got through the first task of the Triwizard Tournament thanks to some good, general advice. But what if 'Moody' had given Harry some different advice?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Winter's Debt by La Guera reviews
The War is over, and Draco Malfoy has lost more than most. On his way to certain death, he reflects on family secrets and promises that must be kept.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,802 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Draco M.
A Sex Ed Lesson by Lady Feylene reviews
Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Severus S.
The Revenge of Lord Vodkamort by LizBee reviews
Sex! Alcohol! Sporks! The adventures of an intrepid team of Hogsmeade sharehouse residents as they battle carnivorous wardrobes, inter-dimensional showers and boldly drink what no one has drunk before!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Bittersweet Echoes by mosylu reviews
A survivor remembers . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2001 - Complete
Slytherins Are Sexier by morrigan reviews
Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/16/2000
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A Power the Dark Lord Knows Not III reviews
Harry is about to die, and he hasn't come up with the right 'famous last words' yet. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Afterlife in the Library reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, a new ghost takes up residence in the destroyed library. AU. Warnings: Past character death, non-canon
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry and Draco Escape Malfoy Manor reviews
Trapped in the dungeons of Malfoy Manor with none other than Draco Malfoy, Harry uses some unconventional tactics to break them both out. Rated T for mild swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Remus Figures It Out reviews
Hung over and recovering from the full moon, Remus lets his thoughts wander to the friends he lost. For the first time in four years, he is thinking clearly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
There's Magic Everywhere reviews
During the Triwizard Tournament Yule Ball, two unrequited crushes will become a little less unrequited. Songfic to "Can You Feel the Love Tonight." Oneshot. Light and fluffy. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Power the Dark Lord Knows Not II reviews
Surrounded by Death Eaters and tortured by Voldemort, Harry tries a very unconventional tactic to throw Voldemort off his guard. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Power the Dark Lord Knows Not reviews
Harry Potter has a cold. How will this change the outcome of the battle at the Department of Mysteries at the end of fifth year? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
So You’re Kind of Like Q? reviews
Following the events of 'The Dark Knight,' Bruce needs a new car. But nothing is ever that simple.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,761 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008
When Worlds Collide reviews
Dudley Googles his weird cousin Harry's name...with surprising results.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Harry P.