Jembee
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Joined 02-02-08, id: 1490278, Profile Updated: 11-14-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Heroes.

Basically, I'm a teenage girl who loves Repo:The Geneic Opera, Harry Potter, musicals (especially Wicked), Green Day,Creature Feature and lots more.

My favourite fictional character is Luna Lovegood because she is so similar to me. She is a bit odd. Sometimes her friends and others around her just don't get her. She loves to daydream and she is always off in another world. She's a very good friend though, just a bit distracted sometimes. She's talented and also very firm in her beliefs. She doesn't care what other people think about her. She's unique.

I love music, reading, writing (fanfiction and original) I love to sing, and have been told on many occasions that I am good. To me, that is the best compliment you could give to me as singing is my life. I am an alto or mezzo-soprano, but on a very good day I can do soprano as well. I enjoy singing any sort of music (apart from R&B and Rap which I would hardly classify as music) My favourite music is: Alternative Rock, Punk Rock, Symphonic rock, basically any sort of rock,

I am a HUGE fan of Repo: The Genetic Opera. If you haven't seen it go NOW and buy/rent/illegally download it whatever. Just watch it!

PS: Luna keep searching for that crumple horned snorkack! I know you'll find it eventually!

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Ten things you didn't know about by Myene reviews
An on going drabble series about the Harry Potter characters. I pick one, and then tell you ten things you didn't know about them before. Some funny, some sad, some just a bit...odd. Will be listed as in-progress, but each chapter is a stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,261 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hogwarts: The Twilighted Version by AvrilSays reviews
While trekking in Britain, the Cullens come across a suspicious looking ruin, which turns out to be a school of magic - Hogwarts. Soon, the Cullens are lured into the world of magic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,123 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008
Animal Crackers by SignedSealedWritten reviews
Bella Swan's identical twin daughters want to leave their foster home and meet their only living parent. Little do they know that Edward Cullen is much less than living.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 65,461 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 4/16/2008
Zydrate's Fuzzy Kiss by Magical Shovel reviews
Just one hit of the glow is what you need to feel alive. On a cold night after a charity event, Amber Sweet encounters GraveRobber for the first time. Will she take the hit? Gramber. I never thought I would write Gramber...
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Amber Sweet, Graverobber - Complete
Special Places by kellykiley02 reviews
We all know Edward and Bella have their own place-the meadow. But what about the rest of the Cullens? Oneshots of canon couples in their own places. Takes place after BD. Written in 3rd person, please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
What It's Worth by BeautifulFreak129 reviews
When Shilo won't give herself to Graverobber, he finds other ways to get his needs fulfilled. But when Shilo comes to him, ready, and finds him in the arms of another woman, is she willing to forgive him? And if so, will he repeat his mistakes?
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Acadamy of Manners by O4TheLoveofBernie reviews
Bella was sent to Josephine's acadmy for lady-like finesse when her mother died, years later, taught to be prim and proper or face a severe punishment, a Sir Edward comes to Josephine's and buys Bella, takes her home and tries toheal her fear of strangers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Acceptance by wild-lili reviews
The bookworm,the jock, the queen bee,the punk,the nonconformist,and the player secretly they all wanted one thing-Acceptance. What happens when six very different people are thrust together by fate? Read to find out!All human.Rated T just to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,205 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Heartbeats by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella Swan is left in a coma after a fateful plane crash that killed almost every single passenger. Her heartbeats are numbered, and she wonders if she'll ever see her family again. But is there some else who can make her wake up? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Going To The Fair by Juggernauts reviews
It’s time for the Forks town fair! Watch as all the Cullen family tries to get through a normal day of town celebrations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,918 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2796 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Our Song by turkeysub806 reviews
Stalkers, Contests, Long lost friends, Bella runs away from the orphanage to escape her past but finds more then one surprise along the way E/B/E/R/A/J All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,778 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008
Ship Of Dreams by HazelEyedHeart reviews
The Cullen Family is First-Class. Bella and Charlie are second-class. What happens when the BxE romance happens on the Titanic. Will they all survive? Edward is still a vampire and Bella is still a clumsy girl. Review and you shall receive! COMPLETED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,922 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Family Singers by BananasMakeMeLaugh reviews
Breaking Dawn Spoilers! The Cullen family starts singing random songs. Other Cullens are confused by certain songs. Craziness erupts! We suck at summaries!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
The Cullen's trip to WalMart by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
The Cullens move to a new town in Montana and decide to let the people there know that the Cullen Family is in town... by playing pranks in Wal-mart. This is about 70 years after Bella has been married to ewdard and changed into a vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
Only You Can Save Humanity by LittleLouisaRose reviews
Vampires Rule the world, Bella, her mother and her unfortunate friend Jacob are inmates of a human farm. Only the Cullens stand out from the insanely beautiful red eyes, only Edward can save them. But will the temptation prove too much?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,867 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
No matter what,I'll still love you by Moragana reviews
The wolves didnt manage to save Bella in the meadows and she was turned.70 years later,Bella accidently came across the Cullens at school...Will Bella realize that Edward was lying 70 years ago?Summary sucks,pls read!ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,045 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twelve Days by bays1 reviews
Its Christmas time.How better to celebrate then with a Twilight Christmas story.Bella finds a surprise on her doorstep on boxing day. The twelve days of Christmas giving seem like a romantic sentiment/song. That is when you're not the one getting the gift
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,519 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Human? by TayliaNinja reviews
What if the Cullens were turned into humans for a few days? How would they react? What would they look like? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
50 Things James is Not Allowed to Do by Patronus Charm reviews
For all the lovers of 10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters! I know these stories have been done before, but I hope you haven't used up all the popcorn just the same...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2008 - James - Complete
The Cullens Go To The Pool by Catherine Walker reviews
Co-authored with xLaTuaCantantex. Edward is overprotective of Bella, Alice thinks Bella is going to drown, Emmett and Rosalie sing, Jasper analizes everyones feelings and Carlisle wants to "help" Bella with glitter glue. Just a typical day with the Cullen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Tuesdays at the Restaurant by DaniLovesSpunkRansom reviews
An older woman goes to the same restaurant every Tuesday and Thursday. There, she watches the ups and downs of a relationship between two people. BxE AH AU Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
WalMart Mayhem by twilightaholic92 reviews
Here’s what happens when 5 vampires hyped up on red bull and sugar and a human are locked overnight in a Wal-Mart. This is my first fanfic so reviews are appreciated. Rated M just to be on the safe side :P
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,647 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008
Vamptastic Cooking by luvemmett reviews
What happens when Emmett decides to host a cooking show in the Cullen house? Plastic Eggs, McDonalds, and vampires oh my!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eclipse of the Crossover by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
A musical comedy thriller. Because...well...I had to. It's just a parody, please don't shoot me! And , come on...you know you want to. There you go. Just click it. C'mon, click the link...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,866 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008
In Which Beatrice Meets Her Uncle by HowObjectionable reviews
Pretty bad title, I know. Believe me, I'm open to suggestions. But, as the title suggests, Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire meet the man who has been recording their lives, and Beatrice is introduced to Uncle Lemony. Pretty bad summary too, actually.:/
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Lemony S.
Take Fifty by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A oneshot series in which the Twilight characters find themselves working their way through movie plots. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Sparkly by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
Elphaba and Galinda both become addicted to a certain book...
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Twilight Musical by musicalEdward reviews
What happens when all of Forks burst out in song? A musical! Bella, and all of the Cullens, along with Forks live in a musical. Hilarious songs that represent the first book!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
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Twicked: A TwilightWicked Musical reviews
Songs from Wicked the Musical changed to fit the plot of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
What Your Birthday Means Heroes Style reviews
What Your Birthday Means Heroes Style
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
What your Birthday Means Harry Potter Style reviews
What your Birthday Means Harry Potter Style. What you did on your birthday and why. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
What your Birthday Means Twilight Style reviews
What your Birthday Means Twilight Style. What you did on your birthday and why. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009