Corrupted Anthro
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Joined 02-02-08, id: 1490393, Profile Updated: 01-15-09
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Hello there.

I am Corrupted Anthro, previously known as Crooked Spoons and before that, .x.Tragic.x.Insanity.x. I have decided to revamp all my stories and my page. I've changed since the year that I've posted anything, so my writing style has changed a great deal. The only story I have kept up is Deals With the Devil, mianly because I plan on writing the sequel in the near future. I know it's terribly late and most people have forgotten about DWTD but, I'm still a bit stuck on it.

Now, should tell you something about me.

I am weird.random.loving.funny.annoying.dark.sometimes.scary.Poetic.Artistic.Sarcastic.Bright.

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I love writing, and I have been for about five years. Over that time I have slowly matured into the writing style I have now. I hope that you enjoy everything that I crank out.

Right now, I'm planning on finishing the sequel to Deals With the Devil(however long that might take me) and I've got an idea for a slash fic., but thats all I have to say right now. Later FF.

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Fuyuhana by Wounded Angel reviews
•AU• Eight-year-old Sakura is wandering through the forest and comes upon a wounded wolf. Pitying the animal she heals it and in return she receives a gift that will change her life in more ways than she could ever imagine. •Standard Disclaimer Applied•
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 175,435 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Shisui by Lady Hanaka reviews
Pein's plan is finally coming to fruition. Now Itachi and Sakura must come accept their future...and come to terms with their past. Sides will be chosen and loyalties tested. The only question is: who will win this deadly game? Sequel to Maelstrom. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,442 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Email by ER the happy reviews
Tim gets an e-mail that causes him to have nightmares and now someone is after him, trying to kill him. Will the team be able to help him in time...? slight McGiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Tim M., Ziva D.
Redecorating by LunaAriana reviews
After moving in with Ichigo, Renji can't stop fantasizing about him. And what's worse, when you get caught doing it. But Renji "accidentally" turns those fantasies into a reality. Good old smut! Renji x Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Possession by caramine reviews
Just as he had been mine to kill, I should now be dead only by his hand. He was mine. Grimmjow/Ulquiorra, Yaoi, Angst.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,748 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Just the Music by Ruyu-san reviews
Ichigo and Hichigo learn how to listen to the music and maybe how to listen to each other.Yaoi,anal,OOC,songfic, Complete!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,222 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Of Brothers and Best Friends by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
Stuck at home alone on a Friday night, Sora is bored out of his mind, until his brother's best friend calls with an offer of being bored together. AkuSora Oneshot with Lemon. Mention of RikuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Axel, Sora - Complete
Weathering the Storm by Ruyu-san reviews
Ichigo and Grimmjow weather out the storm together. Ichigo/Grimmjow, Yaoi, AU, OOC, PWP, Complete, One-shot!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Espada Guide to Parenting by Impervious Marr reviews
Life's good. War's over. Las Nachos - I mean Noches, is getting cleaner, Aizen's giving us all vacations, and - by the way, I have a kid stalker who thinks I'm his mom and Ulquiorra's his dad. LG, man. L effin' G. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Together by Assassination reviews
All I can think is: I'm going to be with you forever…even in a Hellish death. I love you. And that's when my world went black… [rated for swearing and slight insanity]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
The Taste of Ink by Trumpet-Geek reviews
/GrimmIchi/ Kurosaki Ichigo walked into the tattoo parlor with complete confidence; he knew exactly what he wanted, where he wanted it, and how big it was going to be. What he didn't know, was the he was going to walk out sorer than he thought he'd be.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Morbid Curiosity by Maahiyum reviews
Sakura has seen every medical feat, but there is one person who still confuses her because his immortality doesn’t make any sense. Sakura sets to find out his secrets and a way to protect Naruto. Disembodied heads, Awkward moments, and ...Romance? HidaSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,830 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
He loved how crazy she was by aGreatPenName reviews
It was after she had faced off against Itachi that Hidan realized he was obsessed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
What is Life? by 999patientia reviews
Hidan wants to die...that's all he wants.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Rendezvous by Miss Artemis reviews
She could run as far and as long as she wanted, but in the end...he'll always have her...OroSaku...LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,672 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sakura H., Orochimaru - Complete
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Affliction by everyday0203 reviews
[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Strength from Within by Wounded Angel reviews
What if Sakura wasn't so weak and useless as she thinks? What if she found her true strength and thereby also love? We all have secrets, some are just not aware of them. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,499 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Oops by Miss Artemis reviews
Sakura was asked to heal Kakashi. So, as a good exstudent should do, she accepts. But when Kakashi becomes too much of a problem, she accidentally shoots too much morphine into his system. Not a big problem...right? KAKASAKU!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Work That Razor by Miss Artemis reviews
Kakashi merely left to tell Sakura that training is still on, he gets more than he bargained for when he catches her doing the one thing that all women do...shaving their legs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Deals With the Devil reviews
Hidan x Sakura.. Sakura was just to curious for her own damn good. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,437 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
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