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Joined 02-02-08, id: 1490410, Profile Updated: 04-25-14
Author has written 35 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Movies, Beauty and the Beast, Silent Hill, Dynasty Warriors, Misc. Games, Metalocalypse, and Pendergast series.

About the Author
I've been writing and making picture books out of marble notebooks since before I could spell an entire sentence correctly. I write original work and (clearly) fanfiction, both of which I love. One day (in addition to working as a psychologist) I want to pen at least one novel and be a published author.
Currently, I'm a student and work at my college.

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I am open for beta reading, just click my beta profile for more details.

Timetables: I can go for long periods of time without updates or stories. However, I do check any private messages, favorites, story comments/reviews, ect on a regular basis.

Requests
Open
- if anyone has an idea inside a fandom I've covered they want to pitch, by all means I'm open to it.

Content Notice
I write intimate stories. I thoroughly enjoy writing intimate/erotic/sexual stories. That being said, any M rated work probably is sexual in nature (hetero or homosexual). If you feel uncomfortable with/don't approve of such literature I suggest avoiding any oneshot stories (unless otherwise rated under M).



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4.25.14
New Metalocalypse story!

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Brutal attraction by Spider01 reviews
The bands attempt to put out a cologne fails, resulting in a deadly sex drug. Predictably the Dethklok members spill it on themselves and utter slash ensues.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
Fellatioklok by Citizenjess reviews
Charles follows up with the guys about a standing request. Yes, that one. Spoilers through the season three premiere.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Confessions of Narcissa Black by The Ranga reviews
I had been so innocent, Not until that day, the day I met Mr. Lucius Malfoy. Lucissa WARNING: Smut, Graphic sex, Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
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Bad Energy
Gift for the Exchange-A-Rooni on tumblr. Charles has to go to Nathan to help quell some of the bad energy surrounding the band. LEMON.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E.] - Complete
Hand reviews
Pendergast and Helen share an intimate moment after her safe return. LEMON.
Pendergast series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - A. Pendergast - Complete
Africa reviews
Pendergast and Helen share an intimate encounter on their safari pre-Helen's death . LEMON. Based off the song "Africa" by Toto.
Pendergast series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - A. Pendergast - Complete
A Drink reviews
Diogenes drops in on Pendergast and Corrie. LEMON.
Pendergast series - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Complete
Prom Night Princess reviews
Corrie has a terrible night at her prom and visits Pendergast. LEMON.
Pendergast series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2012 - A. Pendergast, Corrie S. - Complete
Ridiculous reviews
Pendergast and Corrie meet in the Rolls backseat. LEMON.
Pendergast series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2012 - A. Pendergast, Corrie S.
Grey reviews
Pendergast meets Diogenes for a nice little chat. Important authors note inside.
Pendergast series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - A. Pendergast, Diogenes P. - Complete
Diogenes reviews
Diogenes has a personal, intimate moment. Violence, potential mild incest
Pendergast series - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Diogenes P. - Complete
Sharing a Screw reviews
Skwisgaar and Toki have a threesome with a klokateer. A FEMALE klokateer. Lemon/PWP.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Pickles Envy reviews
Pickles has a big surprise in his pants . LEMON.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Pickles, Nathan E. - Complete
Saverom i Hvit reviews
While the band is off at a bar someplace, Charles enjoys a night in a luxury hotel room. All is going swell until he hears a knock at the door and finds that Skwisgaar and Toki have lost their room keys. LEMON.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
White Water Upon Us reviews
Alternate scenario during Black Fire Upon Us/DethRelease- After Mordhaus is set on fire, Skwisgaar is saved by a certain someone and the two have some alone time away from the chaos and violence below. A sky high LEMON.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Nathan E., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
When Dethklok Forget Their Jackets reviews
Missing their bus and alone in a snowy Canadian forest, Dethklok end up finding a shelter of sorts and resort to something desperate to keep from freezing lemon, slash, PWP . Based off the beginning of Doublebookedklok season 3 .
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
A Present of Leaves
Toki gives Skwisgaar and Nathan a fall-season present and it turns a bit slash-y. M for lemon, PWP more or less.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Toki W. - Complete
No Secure Hand reviews
A rather sad look at Toki after learning he was lied to and betrayed by a certain blonde. Somewhat based off 'September Sun' by Type O Negative.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
Teaching and Learning reviews
Teen!Skwisgaar teaches Teen!Toki he's not sinful for certain 'desires' along with a healthy demonstration.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Gentle reviews
Toki finds his way to Nathan in the middle of the night. The two men converse, and Nathan churns out a lesser seen 'sensitive' side. Lemon.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Nathan E., Toki W. - Complete
Skwisgaar's In The End reviews
Short scenario about Skwisgaar leaving home and his mother. Written as a result of playing song-based-story shuffle with my ipod. Undertones from Green Day's 'In the End'. Rated M for language and inferences.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Skwisgaar S. - Complete
BeforeKlok reviews
The life and times of the boys before they were big, brutal rock stars. M for language & adult situations
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Toki's Trap reviews
Toki's anger at being in Skwisgaar's shadow finally rears it's ugly head. Lemon, dubious consent.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Mordhaus Shower reviews
Pickles takes a shower after a long day of band practice. To escape Murderface's boring complaints, the other members of Dethklok hide in the shower room as well. Lemon.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Norse Insomnia reviews
Toki and Skwisgaar have a chance meeting in the middle of the night. Lemon, somewhat fluffy.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
The Bedroom Explosion reviews
After an intruder is found on Mordhaus grounds, Offdensen sends Dethklok to find a safe room. Crowding into Nathan's room; drunken slash occurs. M for a detailed lemon and brutal language.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
Prisoners of a Wizarding War reviews
Post-BoH;Harry was killed by Voldemort and Hermione and Ginny among others are taken captive.Eventually, the two girls are taken in and must figure out who survived, where the survivors are and how to escape.authors note inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
A Dark Disturbance to the Malfoy Family reviews
An adult Draco, along with Lucius and Narcissa, takes in his previously unknown daughters from their unstable mother. Through the months, Draco begins to learn dark secrets surrounding both his girls.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,558 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Wizard Man reviews
A re-do of a songfic following Billy Joel's 'Piano Man'. Harry meets some familiar faces in a pub all dealing with similar troubles like he is, but with different lives and stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
A Late Evening Bath
Set in Kessen II, Lord Cao Cao and Xun Yu female, in this game have an ebarrassing accidental rendezvous that turns into heated romance. Lemon.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Ending the Warlord's Loneliness reviews
PWP between Wei warlord Cao Cao and Himiko, his magician. M, hetero, one-shot, not too much fluff. critique/review welcomed.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Cao Cao - Complete
The Immolation of Alessa Gillespie reviews
A possible account of Alessa Gillespie during her mothers ritual and later hospitalization to awaken the Order's God. Set during 'Origin' game time.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Alessa G., Dahlia G. - Complete
The Beauty married the Beast reviews
Starting the day after the Beast's transformation, he and Belle celebrate their spell being broken and their eventual wedding and wedding night.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete
If Only reviews
A short scene in the childhood of Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
A Flower For Severus reviews
Severus Snape starts teaching a special girl that makes him wonder if old love really dies, or if it can reshape with a new chance. May get mature in later chaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Severus S., OC - Complete
”He’d want us to be alright, Mum reviews
Draco reflects on his father post-Dark Lord control. Some references from Green Day's song, "21 Guns".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
A Pure Mistake reviews
A Draco Malfoy story about where a Slytherin can come from, and how a pure blood life can twist in the worst of ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,708 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Do you have a family? reviews
Set in the movie 'DEFIANCE' 2008, Edward Zwick . The time is WWII on the Polish/Russian border. This is set between two Red Army solider in the forest OC's, partisans . You don't need to know the movie to understand what then men are talking about it.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete