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Joined 02-02-08, id: 1490474, Profile Updated: 07-19-12
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

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Chemistry, and the Presence Thereof by Canute reviews
Or, "Romance According to Tony Stark." Before I start, I would just like to say this in the most blunt and effective way possible: I initially did not mean to end up in naked in Loki Laufeyson's bedroom. High school AU, Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 4896 - Favs: 5,552 - Follows: 3,614 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4439 - Favs: 10,340 - Follows: 1,027 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mercy, Mercy Me by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth is a gum-snapping Meryton High teen and Darcy just happens to absolutely suck at being affectionate. No big. One-shot! Hay.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
The Newtonian Laws of Gravity by AneleTiger reviews
Imprinting. "It's so hard to describe. It's not like love at first sight, really. It's more like gravity moves. When you see her suddenly it's not the earth holding you there anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her." Jared. Embry. Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,001 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
The Perfect Kiss by remuslives23 reviews
Remus Lupin is a terrible kisser - a really terrible kisser. Who could help him learn how to kiss without drowning his date? Who, who who? RL/SB slash. Don't like? You're crazy! Rated M for safety as my Remus has a mouth like a sailor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quotes! by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Stephenie Meyer called the Breaking Dawn quotes of the day "purposely misleading." I call them "comedy gold." Here is a story based only on the Breaking Dawn qotds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Great Expectations by Cassandra's Cross reviews
A weekend trip to the mysterious Rose Cottage leads to Ginny’s 2nd pregnancy & Hermione’s 1st. Ron & Hermione join Harry & Ginny on 'The Next Great Adventure' as they await the births of Albus Potter & Rose Weasley. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,943 - Reviews: 2333 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Slapjack by Amelia Bedelia reviews
While playing a friendly game of slapjack, Claire and Quil are interrupted by Embry's important announcement - something that takes Claire and Quil's relationship to a whole new level. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
The Mirror of Erised by Winterlude reviews
A series of one shots on different characters from all eras meeting the Mirror of Erised... the first one is James. Please, R&R! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,862 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter by thejealousone reviews
The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 206,370 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Mothers by Winterlude reviews
A series of oneshots focused on mothers in HP. Among them there are Molly, Lily, Dora, Mrs. Creevey, Mrs. Diggory, Mrs. Granger, Ginny and others. COMPLETE! Translated into French and Spanish. Go check the translations among my favourite stories!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,177 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/2/2007
Stealing Has Its Exceptions by LovelyPriestess reviews
[Short Oneshot] Bella wants Edward to steal something VERY important... Something we all would have had Edward stolen if we knew him.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Welcome to Forks by Rhiann reviews
Our lives are entirely normal. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2006
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
The Arrangement by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius isn't gay. Neither is Remus. They just happen to be sleeping together a lot. Obviously, this contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Funny, Honey? by Dueling Dahlings reviews
Severus Snape's dislike of Remus Lupin was fueled by many things: the fact that the blasted werewolf was flirting shamelessly with Auriga Sinistra simply happened to be the most prominent at the moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Severus S.
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Dream A Little Dream reviews
In which Albus Dumbledore is just a crazy old man. This may ruin your childhood memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
You had to know that I was fond of y-o-u.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Edward - Complete
The Diary of Lily Luna Potter reviews
"Forgive me for being insane. I don't know how else to be." A closer look at our favorite hero's daughter through ink-stained pages. If you're looking for fluff you won't find it here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Lily Luna P.
Ron Needs To Get A Clue reviews
In which Ron has an emo Harry-clone for a son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
This Feels A Lot Like Love reviews
Kim belongs to the outsiders, a group of misfits with a set of strict rules. Then Jared comes a long, and things start changing, fast. Will Kim have the courage to start anew?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,544 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Kim, Jared
The Boiling Pot of Insanity reviews
“You built a time machine out of DeLorean?” Embry gasped appreciatively. “Dumbo,” Leah muttered, rolling her eyes. “It's a Suburban.” ...in which Jacob and the pack go on an adventure and do extremely stupid stuff at the same time. Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Jacob
My Name is Wonald reviews
Ron is having a hard time trying to pronounce his name...... drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Three Little Words reviews
All James ever wanted to hear were three little words. Will Lily finally be the one to say them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,623 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Really? reviews
L/J drabble. Lily wants to know if James likes her. Now with a sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete