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Joined 02-02-08, id: 1490474, Profile Updated: 07-20-15
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

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Chemistry, and the Presence Thereof by Canute reviews
Or, "Romance According to Tony Stark." Before I start, I would just like to say this in the most blunt and effective way possible: I initially did not mean to end up in naked in Loki Laufeyson's bedroom. High school AU, Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5017 - Favs: 5,930 - Follows: 3,710 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5063 - Favs: 11,620 - Follows: 1,337 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 176 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mercy, Mercy Me by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth is a gum-snapping Meryton High teen and Darcy just happens to absolutely suck at being affectionate. No big. One-shot! Hay.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
The Perfect Kiss by remuslives23 reviews
Remus Lupin is a terrible kisser - a really terrible kisser. Who could help him learn how to kiss without drowning his date? Who, who who? RL/SB slash. Don't like? You're crazy! Rated M for safety as my Remus has a mouth like a sailor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Mirror of Erised by Winterlude reviews
A series of one shots on different characters from all eras meeting the Mirror of Erised... the first one is James. Please, R&R! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,862 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 4,846 - Follows: 384 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Mothers by Winterlude reviews
A series of oneshots focused on mothers in HP. Among them there are Molly, Lily, Dora, Mrs. Creevey, Mrs. Diggory, Mrs. Granger, Ginny and others. COMPLETE! Translated into French and Spanish. Go check the translations among my favourite stories!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,177 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/2/2007
Stealing Has Its Exceptions by LovelyPriestess reviews
[Short Oneshot] Bella wants Edward to steal something VERY important... Something we all would have had Edward stolen if we knew him.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Welcome to Forks by Rhiann reviews
Our lives are entirely normal. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2006
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
The Arrangement by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius isn't gay. Neither is Remus. They just happen to be sleeping together a lot. Obviously, this contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
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The Comedic Stylings of Albus Dumbledore
In case you hadn't noticed, Hogwarts does things a little differently.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Published: 7/20 - Albus D. - Complete
Dream A Little Dream reviews
In which Albus Dumbledore is just a crazy old man. This may ruin your childhood memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
You had to know that I was fond of y-o-u.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Edward - Complete
The Diary of Lily Luna Potter reviews
"Forgive me for being insane. I don't know how else to be." A closer look at our favorite hero's daughter through ink-stained pages. If you're looking for fluff you won't find it here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Lily Luna P.
Ron Needs To Get A Clue reviews
In which Ron has an emo Harry-clone for a son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Boiling Pot of Insanity reviews
“You built a time machine out of DeLorean?” Embry gasped appreciatively. “Dumbo,” Leah muttered, rolling her eyes. “It's a Suburban.” ...in which Jacob and the pack go on an adventure and do extremely stupid stuff at the same time. Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Jacob
My Name is Wonald reviews
Ron is having a hard time trying to pronounce his name...... drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Really? reviews
L/J drabble. Lily wants to know if James likes her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete