NinjaxDetectivee
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Joined 02-02-08, id: 1490518, Profile Updated: 02-18-13
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

UPDATE: Hey everyone! I know it's been a long time since I've updated any of my stories (and 2 years since I've updated my profile, yikes.) so I decided to post a little update about what's been going on with me and my writing.

I am now a Senior in High School who is oh so thrilled to go through the college application process as well as open houses, searching through majors and all that good stuff. Not to mention work and swim team. Needless to say, I am extremely busy as of late. While I am still writing, I'm unfortunately not going to be able to update any time soon, whether or not for good is not yet decided.

You guys have been so amazing and so supportive of my writing from the beginning and every time I see a story alert - which I am still getting, which is just...beyond words - I feel like I've just abandoned you guys on the side of the road. Probably not the best comparison to use, but hey, it's something. Anyway, thank you guys so much for all the love and support you've given me throughout the years, and hopefully I'll talk to you guys again soon.

With all my love,

Chris.

--Basics--

Name: Christine

Nickname(s): Chris.

Age: 17
Birthday: 8/15
Birthplace: New York
Current Location: New York

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 3''
Lefty or Righty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Screenname: NinjaxDetectivee

--Favorites--

Color: Yellow
Number: 13
Band: The Beatles
Song:
In all honesty, I have no idea.

Music Genre: Rock
TV Show: Primeval
Movie: Repo! The Genetic Opera, Anything classic Disney, The Avengers, Hunger Games

Book: Harry Potter Series (JK Rowling), Percy Jackson and the Olympians series (Rick Riordan), The Hunger Games Series (Suzanne Collins), The Lovely Bones (Alice Sebold)

Actor(s)/Actress: Jennifer Lawrence (not just because she was in the Hunger Games - even though I adore that movie)
Kind of Movie: Action, Adventure or Comedy. Just don't show me a horror film, I might not survive.

Cartoon: Avatar: The Last Airbender/Avatar: The Legend of Korra

Sport: Swimming and Baseball.

Fast Food Restaurant: I can't eat Fast Food, it makes me sick.
Food: Classic Burger and fries, I'm also a huge fan of Italian food.

Ice Cream: Strawberry or Rocky Road

Cereal: Lucky charms.

Candy: Sour Patch Watermelon
Drink: Sprite or Arizona Ice Tea

Alcoholic Beverage: I am one of the very few teens who do not consume alcohol where I live.

--Do You--

Have any siblings: Indeed I do. I have an older brother who is currently 21.
Have any pets: My beloved dog is named Buddy.

Have a job: Yes I do, I work in a bakery.

Have a cellphone: Of course I do.
Have any special talents or skills: I'm a good swimmer, a decent musician and an alright writer.

(Girl's Only) Do you play video games: I actually do. I grew up in a house where my brother and dad were obsessed with shooting games, so I just got into it when I got older.

Have any fears: Spiders and Heights (heights isn't too extreme, just as long as I don't look down, I'm good.)
Have a bedtime: No, not really.

Sing in the shower: Guilty.
Get along with your parents: Yes I do.
Have any piercings: 2 on both of my ears.
Have any tattoos: Not yet.
Swear: Yes.

Alot?: Too much.

Smoke:
Drink:
Do Drugs: No, no and no.

--Love & All That Crap--

Ever been in love: No
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: No.
Are you single: Yes
Are you in a relationship: No
Do you have a crush on someone: Nope.

Do you WANT to be in a realtionship: Not really

Ever been dumped: No
Ever dumped someone: No

--This or That--

Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit
Black or White: White
Lights On or Lights Off: ...On.
TV or Movie: With the shows that are on now, movie.
Car or Truck: Cars...
Cash or Check: Cash
Rock or Rap: Rock.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
French Toast or French Fries: French Fries
Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries
Cookies or Muffins: Depends.
Winter Break or Spring Break: Spring.

Hugs or Kisses: Hugs

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place: Why, of course.
Smiled for no reason: All the time.
Laughed so hard you cried: Frequently.
Talked to someone you don't know: Everyone does at least once.
Drank alcohol: Just sips of my parents drink to try.

Done drugs: No and I'm never going to.
Partied 'til the sun came up: If sleepovers count, then yes.

Gotten a ticket: I don't drive yet, so no.
Been arrested: Nope
Been convicted of a crime: Nope
Been in a wreck: Yeah.
Been out of the country: Yes, I went to the Bahamas last summer for my 16th birthday.

--Random & Silly Junk--

Are you a virgin: Yes.

Ever TP'd someone's house: No.
Ever egged someone's house: No.
How many languages do you speak: 1 and 1/2: English and some Spanish
Who do you compare yourself to: My best friends and my mom.
Ever regret anything: Of course.

Do you like being tickled: No.
What are your goals: Making it into a good college, become successful when I graduate. Figuring out what I want to be would help too.

Are your fingers tired: I have written so many papers that it's hard to make my fingers tired.
Are you tired of this survey: Kind of...
Are you happy: Yes and No at the same time. Yes - it's Senior year and it's currently swim season! No - I have to focus on grades and test scores and college applications.

The only reason people hold on to memories, is because they're the only things that won't change, even when everything else does

This might be a mistake, but its a mistake worth making.

Always remember: You are unique.

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5029 - Favs: 5,044 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Me Too by CalPal052699 reviews
My version of what would've/could've/should've happened had Peeta not been hijacked. Takes place during Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,715 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Best Friends 4 life by Batman4eva reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since they were in diapers. They both love each other but won’t come out. What happens when Bella finds herself in an abusive relationship? All human. Jacob lovers beware.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,251 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Bored of Eternity by xx-twilight7-xx reviews
The Cullens, including Bella, are bored out of their minds. There are too many random things to describe. How much fun can you get up to with the Wii, toothbrushes, llamas, evil Jasper, fake blood and much more? Canon Pairings. Extreme OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,332 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
The Harry Potter Code 2: The Last Battle by bonnythebunny reviews
Harry has found out he has a twin sister after deciphering a code left by his parents. Now he and Aimee must be separated due to a magic link they share. Voldemort decides to attack Beauxbatons to kidnap Aimee, use their link, and lure Harry to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 145,986 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Harry P.
My Prince Charming by opaque prism reviews
What happens when Chloe figures out who her Prince Charming is. Will he except that she is his Cinderella. And do fairytale endings come in horror stories. First of the Prince series. My first fanfic. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,572 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Lock Down by RedEnglishRose reviews
Edward Masen in the music room, Bella Swan in the library, Emmett McCarty in the gym, Jasper Whitlock in the history room, Alice Brandon in the art room and Rosalie Hale in the garage. Who knew being locked in school was fun? AH/AU, a bit OOC. ExB/JxA/RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,887 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Blue Babes and Bad Boys by ThySarah reviews
Bella,Alice and Rosalie, have been friends forever. When they started high school, they decided to be known as the Blue babes. They are famous for wearing their blue jackets everyday, gorgeous, they're attitude. Every girl wishes to be then, and every boy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,736 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
The Cullens of Hazzard by shalu reviews
A fun, humorous take on the Cullens...HAZZARD COUNTY STYLE. Silly crossover with the Dukes of Hazzard classic TV series. AH/AU...rated M for innuendo, language, and limes/lemons. Collaboration between shalu & CarminMoon.
Crossover - Dukes of Hazzard & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,373 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009
Truth or Dare: Emmett Style by DSandEC4eva reviews
This story is all about Emmett's favorite game and the adventures the Cullen's and Bella get into while playing it. Alice and Bella getting married? Is Edward gay? Is Rosalie pregnant? Emmett in love with a werewolf? Find out in this VERY funny story! DS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,158 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2008
The Way to Fame and Love by WearwolfGirl-98 reviews
Jasper, Rose and Bella are in a band with a few others called Eclipsed Sun witch are semi-famous but not as famous as Emmett, Alice and Edward in Twilight Moon. What happens when they run into each other in a battle of the bands. Usual pairings. ALL HIMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,207 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
Feel Good Drag by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella is one of the top street racers in Arizona. But when a recent race ends up in a police chase, Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. What happens happens when she discovers an underground racing site, and meets new friends? SUMMARY INSIDE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,450 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Homecoming and Parties by Livexthexmagic reviews
AU High School. Aang and the Gang are in high school, and Homecoming is coming up. 'Just ask her to Homecoming already, Aang.' Kataang. On hiatus.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,374 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Aang, Katara
Over Complexity is a Wonderful Thing by DasSchnabeltier reviews
All Phineas inteded was to tell Isabella how he felt about her... There are decently arguable reasons for the "T" rating.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,245 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Parachutes by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Bella is an angel of death but she hasn't always been. She used to be someone's guardian angel – that is until, that someone turned immortal 108 years ago. A match made in heaven? Or will Death conquer all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 137,248 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Magical Experience by EdwardCullen4President reviews
HPxover. Carlisle gets a letter from his old friends, Albus, asking for assistance to protect Hogwarts against the evil Voldemort. Soon, the Cullens and Jacob are off to Hogwarts. AT/AU. After BD & during OotP. Canon. E/B A/J Em/R C/Es HP/CC/GW RW/HG
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,768 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
My Weeks Of Love and Pain by ATHPluver reviews
The summer of love has hit the gaang on their way across the Fire Nation. The whole story of Fire has been rewritten in Katara's POV. What was going through her mind? Added parts. R&R. Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar, it's characters, or scripts.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,611 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Phoenix School of the Arts by kirstismiles13 reviews
Bella is a passionate artist who has fought her way to the top of the Phoenix School of the Arts. Edward Cullen, on the other hand, has been handed success on a silver platter. But what will happen when fate brings them together? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,800 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Tumbling into Madness by Laialda reviews
Eight year old Harry Potter was trudging through another day when something wonderful and terrifying occurs. Find out what happens when he ends up on the other side of the Looking Glass... A Harry and Hatter family story. Sequel is in progress.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,161 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - [Hatter, Alice H.] Harry P. - Complete
Mirrors Repeat by how does she do it reviews
When the Adventure was over, the Mirror was supposed to send her back home. But Mirrors repeat, and it sends her back to the day before. The day when she and Hatter almost kissed, when she first found her father. It sends her the chance to change it all.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,199 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alice H., Hatter
The Dare by Consulting Centurion reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Love Bites by thegirlwhoreadsfanfic reviews
-HIATUS-Esme,Bella,Emmett, Alice were living peacefully in the town of Forks. Keeping their identities as vampires a secret. Until, the Cullen family arrives. Taking the hearts of all of them. What will happen when the coven of vampires fall for a family
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,050 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella
Parlor Tricks by Lyralocke reviews
AU, Kataang. It's 1927 and the city is at war. The Dragon Gang is taking over every speakeasy they can, and it's up to the Riversiders and the Aces to stop them. Just one problem. There's only one Ace left, and he doesn't think he has anything to prove.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 129,262 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Aang, Katara
A Royal Affair by Stacie-Ann Halliwell reviews
Edward, we must protect them, we've done everything to keep them hidden and safe, I can't loose them Edward not now, I won't loose my children. I'll do whatever it takes to keep them safe. Even if that means keeping them from their destiny. Full sum insid
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,678 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Path Ahead by Liselle129 reviews
Aang and the others have some decisions to make after the eclipse. Now a rewrite of the second half of the third season. Ch 46: Epilogue. The story is complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 151,027 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Katara, Aang - Complete
IMing With The Cullen Family by ReD-cHeRrYaNdDaNi reviews
What happens when the Cullens the pack gain IM? Random things only I can come up with. Regular randomness done by me, and anything sexual done by me too. Rated T for language & sometimes induendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 36,375 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/2/2008
Daughter of Aro by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro. she lives in Volterra with her Dad and uncles, Caius and Marcus. Then at a gathering she meets the Cullen's but one in particular, Edward. Will love blossom for Edward and Bella under the watchful eye of Aro? R & R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 86,377 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Goodbye by Aida Rosaura reviews
Being in love with a vampire, Bella never really considered herself a normal teenager. But she never dreamed she could be THIS abnormal... Now, after being abducted, over hearing the talk of chosen ones, and her own magic powers... she isn't so sure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,709 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Another Chance by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella had been ignored by her mother since her sister had been born, While Charlie made it his job to never let her feel left out; until one day it was enough. A move to New York changes their lives after a quick divorce. Here is the story of change. Just add in some crazy friends and a whirlwind romance and we have Another Chance.BxE, Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 185,295 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Did you know Harry Potter had a twin? by Skeletal Dragon reviews
If its a twilight and Harry Potter crossover, the title kinda says it all. Harry Bella twins. Edward Bella TheCoupleWeAllKnowAndLove.'Nough said.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,988 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Harry P., Bella - Complete
The Art Of Online Dating by Delilah Lovett reviews
Bella and Alice have decided to try eHarmony just before going off to college. Will they find Mr. Right? Follow their adventures as they meet some handsome men online and discover what love is, and isn't. AU AH Kinda OOC BxE, AxJ, RxEm. R&R please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,855 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Alice
Fate by bobbypingirl101 reviews
In 1918, Isabella Swan and Edward Mason both got the influenza and were changed by Carlisle. Here's the twist: They hated eachother. How will each of them survive? Practical jokes, temper tantrums, proposals, fights, surprises and more. ExB. Slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 165,209 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
Vampire Experiences by wanna.be.bella reviews
SEQUEL: to Human Experiences. Well you saw how crazy Bella was when she was a human. Just see how much trouble she can get herself into as a vampire! All Cullen's involved in this crazy expidition! Rated M: for vulgar language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,166 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Little Emmett by I Am the Real Number Five reviews
The Cullens find an abandoned little boy named Emmett McCarthy. How will they make him feel at home? Nominated for best humour in the Moonlight awards!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,382 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Emmett - Complete
No Way by TwiHard24 reviews
Ah! The monkey stole my bananas!""Don't let the squirrel touch my nuts!""My wand! I thought Esme threw it away after I tried to shove it down Jasper's throat!" The Cullen's are back to school. Can Bella resist helping Emmett with his pranking? Hilarious!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Emmett, Bella
SUMMER, ALL WAS GOLDEN IN THE SKY by discokiller reviews
alice,bella,renesmee and rosalie have been like sisters since they could remember. what happehns when theyre parents leave for summer vacation and a group of boys move in next door....? ALLHUMAN TRADITIONAL PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,476 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009
The Road Ahead by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Sequel to College Talk! Their lives are moving on, apartments, jobs, engagements are all on their way, but what problems await the gang as they face life after college? All Human, Canon pairs, T because...it is. BxE, EmxR, JxA. R&R everyone!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,444 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Friends, Right? by truetwilighter13 reviews
Edward is Bella's best guy friend. But what happens when Bella goes on vacation with the Cullen's and starts to have feelins for Edward? Does he feel the same way? Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,443 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008
Another Heartbreak by l'ordinateur de terre reviews
Something happens, and Bella ends up leaving. She goes to the Volturi and they change her, only to find out that she is sent back to the Cullen's with a new identity. She is now Alexandra, and only one Cullen seems to know who she really is. SEQUEL UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,911 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Surprises by ali93 reviews
In high school Bella was a tomboy, played sports all the time, and hung out with Emmett, Jasper, and Edward. Edward did something to Bella, and she moved away. Now Bella is a girly photographer in college. What happens if they meet again? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,994 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Blue Babes And Bad Boys, Viva La College! by ThySarah reviews
AH,AU. The Blue Babes and Bad Boys are now off to College! High school was a bumpy road, will College be the same? Or will things finally calm down... Aha, Yeah, right. Sequel To Blue Babes and Bad Boys! Can stand Alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,617 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
Elevators, Blackouts, and Strangers by Emmeline Rose reviews
Bella Swan is a successful editor at The New York Times, and her life is only getting better. But when she gets stuck in an elevator during a summer blackout with a mysterious stanger, everything gets complicated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,034 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Alice
Make You Feel My Love by Twicebitten reviews
The cruise brought each couple something they never expected. Love. The course of true love never did run smooth, though.. Sequel to Beauty of Uncertainty. R&R! all human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,001 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
The Horizon by LennonxElize reviews
What if Edward HAD found a way to be human again? Would Bella still vie for immortality? Or will Bella and Edward have to stay vampires because of the Volturi? Post Eclipse but Pre-the second chapter of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Four With Powers by MgaoqiaoM reviews
When Carlisle and Esme choose to leave the coven who will stay? Who will be in charge. When will they lever leave? What will happen? Who will come back? BREAKING DAWN SPOILER! Takes place about 100 years after breaking dawn. My FIRST FANFIC!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 27,305 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Song of the Heart by deansgirl33 reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon and Bella was changed.She has no memories from her human life and is to be crowned Volterra's Princess.When the Cullens arrive they're shocked. Now Bella has to remeber her love for Edward before she's gone forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,338 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love on Ice by twilighty reviews
Bella is a figure skater. Edward is a hockey player. They meet when Bella's training spot becomes Edward's one also. Will their love work or will Bella think hes a jerk. Canon pairings, All Human, Rated T just to be safe and possibly because of language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,429 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
When I Became a Princess by dream-a-lot reviews
One day, Bella learns that she's the lost Princess of France. She travels to Paris and learns that she was/is betrothed to Price Edward. Inside the lives of the rich, royal, and famous, you'll learn of the scandals, deals, and secrets. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,402 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Acceptance by wild-lili reviews
The bookworm,the jock, the queen bee,the punk,the nonconformist,and the player secretly they all wanted one thing-Acceptance. What happens when six very different people are thrust together by fate? Read to find out!All human.Rated T just to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,205 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
Best Man by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella's Friend Alice is getting married.Edward,Alices brother,is the best man.Edward & Bella have to walk down the aisle together.Bella has heard about Edward but has never met him.She thinks he was made up.He's not.What happens when they meet.BXE/ Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,058 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,591 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Karaoke Night by Edwardsgirl011893 reviews
It's Karaoke night at Forks high, and some People have things to say. Rated T for cussing in future songs. Canon couples. My attempt at humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,792 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
Pokemon 2: In The Shadow Of Twilight by FoxMcCloud7921 reviews
A new evil has emerged and now Ash, Dawn, and Brock must team up with old friends in order to defeat this new enemy. Note: This is NOT a sequel.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,028 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Heartbeat by Elaina7774 reviews
Bella is a witch and transfers to Hogwarts for her sixth year. There she becomes dazzled by the mysterious Cullen family. Can love survive blood lust, dark magic, and the secrets hidden deep inside the Forbidden Forest?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,350 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008
Edward's Twilight by retroninjachick reviews
What if Edward was never the vampire. What if it was Bella who was the deadly beautiful Cullen. What if Edward was human and moved to Forks, where his blood sang for Bella? How would that work out? What would Bella do? What about Edward? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,492 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Finding My Way by Falling4Jasper reviews
Bella Swan has a mother who lied and just met her father who is suppoesed to be dead.This is how she goes through life,Finding friends,family and love.Especially when a family tradition comes her way and she is a player in game. She is just finding her wa
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,702 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Two New Cullens by JForbes reviews
Rosalie and Emmett come across a gruesome scene while hunting and suddenly introduced to a three year old Bella and her twin brother Joshua. AU of course. Please Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,501 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009
You're on by plzbeminearchie1991 reviews
Alice is sick of Bella's tomboy ways, so they make a bet that Bella has to be a girly girl for an entire month. What will happen when her other best friend, Edward, suddenly takes a romantic interest in her? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,236 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Confessions of a Swan by My name is Birdie reviews
Bella Swan has gone down in history as a legendary vampire hunter, her very name sending fear into the hearts of vampires everywhere. Now starting at a new boaring school in Forks, Bella meets the Cullens. Vamps rule the world and Bella is fighting to win
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,340 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's in His Eyes by hiddeninplainsight reviews
Bella, Emmett, and Alice share a house, and Edward, Rosalie, and Jasper share an apartment. When the two groups meet, anything can happen. All human. BxE EmxR JxA.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,217 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Make This Count by bold as love57 reviews
The odds seperate these two best friends, moving them to opposite coasts. A few promises and a memory box later, Bella is on the east coast in NY while Edward is staying in Forks. What happens when Renee sends Bella back to Forks in a hurry 9 years later?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,355 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Meetings by TAYLORandTOBYfreak88 reviews
What if Charlie had been divorced not once, but twice? What if Bella knew she had a sister, but had never met her? What if Bella’s sister knew about her, but never met her either? What would happen if they met, but didn’t know it? How would they react
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,414 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Doll by Lizzie Hopscotch reviews
SEQUEL TO THE LETTER. Bella now lives with the Volturi as Felix's mate but is nothing more than a doll. When the Cullens are invited to Volterra will they manage to set Bella free, or will she be imprisoned within her mind forever? Warning: Abuse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,076 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Week In The Country by Lizzie Hopscotch reviews
Set in New Moon. Bella goes to the country with Charlie, still torn up about Edward. Edward is pretty messed up too, so the Cullens' decide to go on a trip to the country. BxE. T because I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,614 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Night by readinangel reviews
Bella had the best, most romantic night of her life last night, but when she woke up, she finds the man she was with gone. The only clue is a small note laying on her bed-side table with a little riddle on it. Now Bella must follow the hints to find him
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer fun with the cullens by Twilight-lover-2008 reviews
Basically how the cullens spend their summer. Lots of fun and lots of couples. Read more to find out R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Elizabeth Mason by Bella-Piano reviews
Elizabeth Adelaide Mason, named after her mother, is Edward's twin sister. Elizabeth is a vampire and both siblings thinks that the other is dead. What happens when they meat again? Takes place after Breaking Dawn. Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,515 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Elizabeth - Complete
Human Experiences by wanna.be.bella reviews
You know how Edward said he wanted Bella to experience all those necessary things in life? Well here it goes! Bella starts her wild, dangerous, and crazy human experiences...w/ Emmett Alice Rose and Jasper! rated T for some lanuage. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,507 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
What does Emmett say? by Anomaly-Anomaly reviews
Story is still up purely because I need to beta.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
We Are Not Alone by ShellyHale reviews
What happens when you cram six of the worst kids of Fork's High into the school's library for Saturday Detention? They all are different from one another. Some better than others.But they'll discover they aren't so different after all. ExB AxJ RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,977 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Ocean Avenue by Twilightx28 reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends at the age of 16.Bella's mom died & Charlie changed He yelled .Bella had to leave the state by age 18.What will happen with Edward & Bella?.She comes back years later.What will happen?Does Edward have a Girlfriend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,497 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red September by school.and.boredom.suck reviews
Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are brothers in a band. Alice and Rosalie forced Bella to watch one of their gigs and go backstage. You could call it love at first sight, or whatever. Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,309 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008
Is This Real? by Twilightx28 reviews
This is a story of is Edward came back for Bella. Do they get back Together? If they do does marriage come? Will they live peacefully or more problems? I just changed the summary same story.Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,364 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just a Human Game by faeryespell reviews
Bella knows that Rosalie’s human life was unwillingly cut short, so she suggests they play only the most human game there is: the Game of Life. It starts out fun, until the Cullens begin to take it a little too seriously... and let secrets unfold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,084 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
A Weekend of Fun! by twilightfan201 reviews
The Cullens and Bella have a prank weekend! Alice's clothes are in shreds, Carlisle's library burnt to ashes, and the Union flag painted on Jasper's ceiling! More chapters to come soon! NOW FINISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,399 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
A day at the amusement park by Golden Vampire Eyes reviews
What will happen when the Cullens go to an amusement park? Let's find out. Oh an Bella is a vampire and her power is invisibility. Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,727 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cullens including Bella use AIM! by ThePurpleDragonOfAmazingness reviews
The Cullens use AIM. Watch the stupid/ funny/ strange/ retarded/ and crazy things they do. sorry, I suck at summaries. AIM plot: Overused? Yes. Funny? ALways. at least, I hope so... rated T, just in case...NOTE: OOC sillyness. **ON HOLD**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,185 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
The Princess by Stacie-Ann Halliwell reviews
Well here I am, standing in front of my Grandmother. One who I never knew existed and who has come to give me huge news about my destiny and all. Well as my grandmother stops talking all I can say is wholly shi...And you thought your family was messed up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 48 - Words: 58,362 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and Bella by foreverbecca reviews
Edward and Bella are ready to get married. Ready for some change! They have their wedding, there is a big change, a strange gift, a fight, and a kidnapping. How far will Edward and the Cullens go to rescueing Bella? Far enough to tell humans their secret?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,319 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Jess gets it good by OHsoCONFUSED reviews
We all know how Jessica Stanley is like head over heels for Edward Cullen just like every one else. Edward is getting sick of reading nasty perverted thoughts, and decides its time for payback. He asks Jasper and Emmett for help and OFCOURSE they do! how
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward
WalMart Mayhem by twilightaholic92 reviews
Here’s what happens when 5 vampires hyped up on red bull and sugar and a human are locked overnight in a Wal-Mart. This is my first fanfic so reviews are appreciated. Rated M just to be on the safe side :P
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,647 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008
The Not So Secret Life of a Hollywood Starlet by dream-a-lot reviews
Bella is the it girl in LA. She goes to Seattle for lunch with her bro. She soon finds out that she's stuck in Seattle. When Bella makes the life-changing decision to go to college, what will happen? And what will happen when she meets Edward Cullen? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,156 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008
Twilight Mia! by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Mixture of Twilight and Mamma Mia. Bella helps out mother Renee run the island hotel, but when Bella's friends visit with a gorgeous boy, Edward Masen, sparks will fly - along with songs!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,821 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Old Friend, New Love by xBlibberingxHumdingerx reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends before Edward moves. Six years later Bella and a faintly familiar bronze haired god go on a date. What do they do when they figure out who each other actually is? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,329 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Babysitting Bella by GoldenEyes4 reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are left to watch over Bella when the Cullen's go on a four day hunting trip? Only a hilarious disaster that will cause them to be chased and hunted down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,750 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
It Was All A bet by Brindalyn reviews
Edward and Emmett make a bet, Edward loses and his punishment is to teach a certain young lady named Bella to play the piano. What happens if her blood is not the only thing that attracts him? Usual Parings This is rated T, not quite M but Hot stuff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,910 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Halloween Costume Couplings by SavageWoman reviews
Bella, Alice and Rose enter a Halloween Mystery Costume Couple Contest at their favorite nightclub. The only catch is, they don’t know who their partners are until they get to the club the night of the party. All Human, BxE, AxJ, RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,125 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Note Passing With the Cullens and One Swan by RavenclawBeauty14 reviews
Note passing. Yeah, I know they're everywhere... Don't judge me! Edward is PMSing? Has Bella lost it? Jesus is a vampire? Tom Cruise? Halloween Horror Nights? Rated T for slight swearing in song lyrics; Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008
Mr and Miss cynical by marisaDKNY reviews
Bella and ALice are roommates in their own flat in newyork city. Alice's brother comes along to stay. Will the two most cynical people able to live with each other or will they fall in love? AU BXE JXA humorous
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,486 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Emmett try not to touch anything! by Another Cullen Girl reviews
Originally for a challenge. About one of Alice's wacky plans, she wants to have a scavenger hunt at 11:30 p.m.-with a twist! Funny! A little OOC, but in a good way. The story is over, but not finsihed
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,218 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
The Cullen's attempt to Kill a Roach by XRhythm.Of.The.RainX reviews
Just a quick, funny four-shot I thought of after reading DeliahTCullen's Cockroaches. Reveiw if you like it, don't bother if you don't. Rated T for some intense swears I mean, it's EMMETT! WHt do you expect? Thankies! xD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2008
Beauty of Uncertainty by Twicebitten reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie set sail for the cruise of a lifetime around the Caribbean. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are aboard the same ship. Will it mean love for them all? R&R! AU. all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,594 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Broken by Edward's Heroine reviews
Will singing bring Bella and Edward back together? And will it start a career for the both of them? Sequal now up!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,325 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Swan's and Cullen's by 29Isabella reviews
Edward, Alice, and Bella are best friends. When Bella moves away due to her divorced parents, will their friendship end? Find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55,929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2008
You're a Vampire? by BeautyXBlessedGuard reviews
[Role Reversal] Edward's the human and Bella's the vampire. What will happen when these two meet? Will their love survive the many problems they face? See what happens in this twisted tale of love and vampires! ExB, AXJ, EXR, CXE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,599 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
I’m Letting Go Katara, Are You Ready? by shattered hourglass reviews
Right now, I couldn’t be more hurt that my baby, that my little sister doesn’t need me to take care of her. But at the same time, I’ve never been more proud of you in my entire life.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
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The Twins Who Lived and the Sorcerer's Stone reviews
What if Harry wasnt the only Potter? What if he had a twin sister? Follow the adventure of Harry and Valerie Potter in their first year in Hogwarts. YEAR 1. Rated T because I can.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P., OC
Battle of the Bands reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie have a band are are going to compete on a show for a chance at stardom. But, when they met Edward, Jasper, and Emmett, will they focus on love instead of the Contest?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,990 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008
Best Damn Thing reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon. But instead of becoming the zombie we know she did. She becomes The newest pop 'punk' singer. If the Cullen's come back, will Bella let them back into her life? Mostly uses Avril Lavigne songs. T for slight cursing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella