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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Kingkiller Chronicle, and Assassin's Creed.

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This Big Damn Wedding

People were stumbling everywhere, there was confusion and smoke. Malik looked at Altair with big, confused eyes, his brow furrowed as he tried to make sense of the chaos.

"Altair, what is going on?" he asked. It must have been something in the drinks. It could only have been in the drinks.

But Altair didn't answer. He advanced forward, eyes glazed, steps unsteady.

"I want to fuck you so bad."


List your top ten favorite Assassin's Creed characters in no particular order.

1. Shaun

2. Altair

3. Rebecca

4. Kadar

5. Leonardo

6. Malik

7. Antonio

8. Desmond

9. Ezio

10. The Doctor (I know, I know...But I love them, all of them!)

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Leonardo/Doctor?...No, there aren't any. That's just a horrible idea...ugh

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Umm...Rebecca? I don't think so, I'm not really good at judging that kind of thing for girls. But two on the other hand...

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If Malik got Shaun pregnant? Well, the space-time continuum would be fucked and we'd have to write an epic story about that. Any takers?

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

About Ezio?! Oh my god, yes. The Sword of Damocles, some chapters of SelfContained...Of course, there's more...

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Antonio and Altair...I think so. Though, Malik would have to have never existed. But I think it would be a fun relationship. I'd read a fic about it.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Kadar/Desmond or Kadar/Ezio...hmmm...I'd have to go with Kadar/Ezio, because Kadar would hang off of Ezio's every word and Ezio would totally take advantage of that, which would be fun to read about.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Antonio discovered Rebecca and Desmond in a secret relationship? Well, I think he'd be more surprised by all of the strange machinery surrounding him. Considering the fact that he doesn't even know the story behind the modern assassins, he'd probably look up from the toaster, vaguely proclaim, "Good for you." then turn back around and steal the expensive-looking watch on the counter.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Altair/Malik?...That's just too easy...

Malik hates Altair. The man is just an idiot. Not only did he get up when Malik specifically told him to stay where he sat or his stitches would tear, but he managed to trip on his way to the storage closet, accidently slam the door and get them both locked in there. When's the next assassin due at the Bureau? Three days from now. Well, at least there's food...But Allah, why Altair?

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Kadar/Doctor...No there is not. Mind you, it could be easy to write. Slightly disturbing, however...

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Shaun/Leonardo...A Sad, Strange Night

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

If Kadar wanted to seduce Shaun? I'd somehow make Kadar end up in the future, get a man-crush on Shaun, and follow him around like a puppy dog, accidently tripping into him frequently and such, though it would ultimately turn out to be a Desmond/Shaun fic. Sounds fun. Anyone wanna write it?

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine?

I have no friends lol. Hm, Antonio/Desmond? Considering the fact that there aren't any, no.

If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

About the Doctor? Why, Doctor by Cute is What We Aim For, of course! Anyone wanna do it? PM me!

List your top ten favorite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.

1. Regulus

2. Harry

3. Tom Riddle

4. Draco

5. Blaise

6. Pansy

7. Hermione

8. Lucius

9. Dumbledore

10. Grindelwald (It`s all Dumbledore`s fault!)

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Blaise/Grindelwald? Does that exist? Geez, what`s with all these unclaimed pairings...not that I really want this one around...

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

I was going to give some stupid analogy about broilers and naked vampires, but I realized I can`t quite describe how hot my imaginary Tom is.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If Pansy got Regulus pregnant? Well, we`d all be a bit confused, I suppose, and Regulus would get arrested, even though he`s the pregnant one.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

About Dumbledore? No. Containing Dumbledore, hell yes! I don`t really read about him, per se, but I love Snakes and Lions by GatewayGirl! READ IT!

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Harry and Hermione? Of course! But I don`t think the sex would be very good, you know, since Harry`s gay and all

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Draco/Lucius or Draco/Dumbledore...do I even have to say anything? Draco and Lucius almost make incest okay! Well, they do when I`m reading the stories...

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Hermione discovered Tom Riddle and Lucius in a relationship? I don`t think she`d really be surprised, per se...I think she`d be like, wow, that`s hot, even though they`re evil...mm

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Harry/Pansy? Damn, um...

Harry never knew Pansy was actually muggleborn, and, holy fuck, who could have guessed she lived on Privet Drive? It`s a hot summer in Surrey and it`s affecting Harry`s common sense. Like, when was skinny dipping the only answer to the heat? And is he just imagining those creepy looks Pansy`s brother keeps flashing him?

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Draco/Grindelwald? I don`t think so...Let me check...no, thank Merlin

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Regulus/Blaise...Because I Failed

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

If Draco wanted to seduce Regulus? Draco would keep tracking Regulus down, despite the fact that he didn`t want to be found, and keep doing hot, kinky things to him

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine?

Again, no friends here. Hermione/Dumbledore, eh? I actually do have a friend that I think might read that...you freak

If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Passive by A Perfect Circle. And it would be all Dumbles/Grindel. Aw, yeah

The Currently Unnamed Series, Which is a rewrite of the Harry Potter series

IMPORTANT NOTE TO ANYONE WHO READS MY PROFILE!! I DID NOT ABANDON THIS IDEA! In fact, the entire story is under some serious construction and will be being fixed sometime soon. I am completely rewriting it, because it wasn`t turning out to be what it was supposed to be. The new rewrite absolutely sticks to the heart of the story. «in the old one, I was trying to keep the Draco/Harry fans interested through the younger years. Then, I realized, fuck it, the plot`s being ruined! Now it`s all how my notes go

Warnings: Boy/boy suggestions, Slytherin!Harry, Dark!Harry, eventual intense slash, eventual lemon, most likely OOCness, some het (though minor), spoilers for every book

Music Which Inspired the Series:

Prayer and Stricken by Disturbed

The Hound (Of Blood and Rank) by Coheed and Cambria

The Haunting (Somewhere in Time), Descent of the Archangel and Fall from Grace by Kamelot

The Fantasy by 30 Seconds to Mars

If and When is a rewrite of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. It is the first one in a series of however many years it takes, and is also the most innocent of all of them. It is just the introduction, after all. I'm not quite sure what their second year will be called, though I do have an idea. I will commence writing it as soon as I'm done If and When, and it will be slightly less innocent. To anyone who is against boy/boy pairings, If and When is probably as far as you'll want to read. If and When is rather playful, but the series will get darker. But I urge you to remember that it is rare that I will ever even slightly enjoy anything moderately resembling something akin to a tragedy.


Lately

This is just something I whipped up when I was finished begging ff.net to add a section for The Name of the Wind. It's a Bast/Kvothe oneshot, which will be the Draco/Harry of that section on ff.net. If you like Patrick Rothfuss and yaoi, you will write one.


Waking

Couldn't resist. It's probably going to be one of those pairings like Dobby/Umbridge, except much less awkward. I wouldn't be surprised if mine is still the only one ten years from now. Okay...maybe I would be moderately surprised. Just for the record, it is not a Dobby/Umbridge story, that was an analogy. This is an Elodin/Kvothe story. ELODIN IS MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER!!


This Big Damn Wedding

Oh, am I gonna have fun with this! I needed a distraction from the depressing act of ripping apart If and When, so, of course, I went over to check out the fanfiction archive for the best game ever invented (Assassin's Creed, obviously).

Needless to say, I got distracted.

I ended up skiving out on my homework (excuses...I never do it anyway) and reading every Shaun/Desmond, Ezio/Leonardo and Altair/Malik story out there that I could find. There were none left. I was devastated. I figured that the only way to go on would be to inspire people to write more.

So I went searching. For what, you say? A challenge fic, because I needed some inspiration myself. Those damn assassins are hard to write. They're so OOC I want to tear my eyes out.

Of course, the Assassin's Creed forums didn't have a damn challenge fic thread.

So I scampered over to Harry Potter, knowing that, despite the fact that I couldn't say, 'Yo, everybody! I'm gonna do an Altair/Malik for this challenge,' I still got the idea I needed. One of those cheesy pretend-to-be-together-and-fall-in-love stories. I never get sick of those, and the category didn't have any cliches yet.

So that's the backstory behind This Big Damn Wedding. It should be slightly humourous. I don't know, I'm not good with funny. It will be updated whenever I get depressed from tearing apart If and When.


My absolute favourite pairing is Harry/Draco. I would tell you my other one but it would competely ruin the surprise in If and When.

And it will be quite the surprise.

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Photo Opportunities by Rin0rourke reviews
Caught on film in a rather compromising position Danny and Dash learn that being seen as a couple has its perks with the ladies, until someone starts demanding proof.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,996 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Danny F., Dash B.
The Pursuit of Happiness and Harry, somehow by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Sometimes, happiness comes around unexpectedly. Then again, so does love. Draco Malfoy pursues Hermione Granger, but somewhere along the way, he falls in love with Harry Potter. Now how did THIS happen! DMHP slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,953 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
SelfContained by A Kiss For A Kill reviews
Completed/Abandoned
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,893 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Innocence for Ashes by ILoveToChin25 reviews
Draco Malfoy wants his life to begin. For three years in Azkaban, control was a commodity he did not have, so when events threaten to tear his control away once again, Draco is determined that, this time, he'll fight back. Post DH AU. H/D. UPDATED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,898 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Once is Not Enough by In A Dark Corner Smiling reviews
The Ministry of Magic has developed a new program to get students to assist the war effort. Harry would normally be all too happy to join in, but...how is forcing him to be with Draco Malfoy supposed to help fight Voldemort? Seventh Year. DMHP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,596 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Very Underestimated Emotion by Rockstorm reviews
It was an accident-a mistake. A chemical reaction, spurred by impulsiveness and driven by passion and stupidity. But neither one of them can stop, and now Jacob is making it even deeper and dragging Edward down with him. -Edward/Jacob; Eclipse rewrite-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 144,942 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Romeo, Romeo by Kaoru2.50 reviews
A week has passed. The play is over, the war between the houses is resolved, and things at Hogwarts have returned to normal. Well, mostly... HPDM,some DTSF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,751 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to be Dominant by Atlas Rain reviews
Leonardo gets a few lessons from some mutual friends. Leonardo/Ezio.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,544 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Leonardo da Vinci, Ezio A.
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by mayaslash reviews
Leonardo has been a Templar spy all along and Ezio finally finds out. Things get messy.Ezio/Leonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Simon Says by NanaMun reviews
EdwardxJacob AU/AH. Jacob, out and gay, is under the impression that love is for everyone else but him. His thoughts may soon change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,371 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
How Not To Be Boring by plancknodelta reviews
House is bored, and Wilson is tired of being labeled the boring half of the friendship...so he calls House on a dare. And then stuff ensues. House/Wilson, EXPLICIT SLASH/NC-17! Now rendered AU; pretty much disregards everything starting with "Softer Side"
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 457,967 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson
Through the Ages by Kyla45 reviews
It was hard for Desmond not to notice certain things in the Animus. Oneshot. AltMal, EzLeo, DesShaun
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Slice of Life by villainxatxheart reviews
Exactly what the title says. Except that in this particular story all the assassin's are in the same timeline. This is their lives. a/m e/l d/s
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H.
Shower Time by Sley reviews
Desmond is taking a shower and is suddenly disturbed by Shaun.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Fragments by Abra.exe reviews
An ever-growing collection of one-shots and drabbles. Shaun/Desmond, Ezio/Leonardo, Altair/Malik.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010
Basic Imprinting by starry-nights88 reviews
Jacob only understood the basics of imprinting, but he finds himself getting a crash course on the subject when he imprints on someone totally unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,040 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Masquerade by BlueBastard reviews
It started off as a favor to Rosa. When Ezio stumbles across Leonardo's disguise, can the painter keep up the ruse against an assassin's determination? SLASH Ezio/Leonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,074 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009
The Sword of Damocles by manic-intent reviews
Altair x Malik, Ezio x Leonardo and permutations. AU, where Ezio does not miraculously recover in Roma.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,601 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bleeding Effect of Passion by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Ezio x Leonardo, Desmond x Shaun. Romance, Humour. Rated for sexytime situations. "You know, you're not quite as intolerable as I initially thought, and if you weren't averse to repeating this with say, no clothes for example, or in a bed, though the wall is good, I would be open to such a suggestion..."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Unexpected by LadyKatie reviews
All’s fair in love and war when House and Wilson battle for the same woman. But does the battle take their friendship across a line? Major SPOILERS for episode 6.11 based on a promo for this episode House/Wilson, friendship/pre-slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Soldier's Welcome by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, RWHG. It's the first year of Auror training for Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco. But Harry has plenty of other things to worry about than Draco. At least at first. First story in the Running to Paradise trilogy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 45 - Words: 187,987 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A New Divide by Cardio Necrosis reviews
When Wilson inadvertantly wishes he and House had never become friends, he finds himself thrust into a world where that is true.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,011 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Quiet Desperation by Cardio Necrosis reviews
Wilson definitely hasn’t thought that it could’ve been Cuddy and Lucas sitting in front of the fireplace with mugs of chocolate, drinking it and just sitting in silence, because he doesn’t have those thoughts--except that he does.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,241 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wilson's Couch by TheProudSinner reviews
House/Wilson. House and Wilson's casual flirtations come to a head on Wilson's couch. Be warned, contains smut.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Voodoo no Jutsu by Chiyume reviews
Naruto discovers the somewhat interesting things one can do to a certain Uchiha Sasuke with a voodoo-doll... NaruSasuNaru, YAOI, rated M for later chapters. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,331 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Needed by Lornesgoldenhair reviews
House returns from the Mayfield and Wilson struggles to come to terms with his feelings. Early Season 6 Spoilers to 'Epic Fail' then AU. H/W friendship, pre-slash, slash later. First H/W story, reviews welcome
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,223 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Ai Teng by Duzen Broken DreamZ reviews
Draco is staying at Grimmauld Place for the rest of summer. He and Harry have a mutual understanding... or is it more? Slight humor. HPDM pairing. Takes place summer after fifth year. Rated M for later chapters! now in sixth year! BEING REWRITTEN! DISCONT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,222 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sundial by Silver pup reviews
AU — The fayth have a funny way of doing things. Instead of waiting for a summoner to free them, they send in their own to do the job. Enter Tidus, the unwilling participant, as he takes on the task of saving Spira from itself. Oh dear.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 134,676 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Tidus, Auron - Complete
All Eyes On You by myfailsafe reviews
AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
More Than You Exspected by Shadow-of-what reviews
Malik/Altair. Kissing your best friend is one way of solving a stalker ex-prostitute. The only problem is what conciquences that might entail.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mixed Signals by plancknodelta reviews
House is having a bad leg night, and requests an interesting solution. House/Wilson EXPLICIT SLASH. Please don't read it if you don't like that.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Genesis by SlackJawedSmurf reviews
Harry gets hit by a bludger. Somehow, lots and lots of hot mansex ensues. There is a plot, I promise. Mainly Draco/Harry, Side: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Draco/Everyone. Anal, Language, M/M, Solo, Oral, Rim, SoloM, Voy, lots of other sex things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,788 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Banshee's Balls! by Liria Nai reviews
In a bid to promote house unity Dumbledore decides to replace the traditional house quidditch teams with four new teams, containing members from all four houses. How will Harry and Draco cope being on the same team? Eventual SLASH. HPDM, maybe others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,315 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Revelations by Clandestine.Ardour reviews
Malfoy's different. Harry is sure of it. He realizes just how different when he falls under the influence of a potion that makes him irresistibly drawn to him. But is it all as it seems? Please Review! :D CHAPTER 8 IS FINALLY UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,607 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Come What May by Scorpia710 reviews
Harry's life is turned around and upside down when a late night visitor from the future tells him the unthinkable. Now he must convince Snape to teach him Occlumency, get along with Draco Malfoy and survive through what Voldemort has planned for him. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,607 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Used by Clue-Sama reviews
Why doesn't Kaname want to accept what the blood bond has to offer, yet eagerly comply when Zero is hungry... and when Kaname wants to bite him back...? KanamexZero yaoi. Slightly based off of songs by The Used.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,366 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Cut My Wings by Ixion of Moonlight reviews
They were brought together unwillingly by the grips of bloodlust, but a hidden enemy from Kaname's past forces Zero to protect the one vampire that sometimes made his life a living hell. KanamexZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,136 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Some Kind of Miracle by shmexsay reviews
Draco is determined to live the last nine months of his life with no regrets. But when a series of unfortunate events exposes his innermost ambitions to Harry Potter’s eyes, he might find that facing his imminent death is not so easy after all. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 132,476 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Mere Misunderstanding by difficile reviews
Our favorite ex-army captain wakes in the night to simply get a glass of water aboard the Strahl, but ends up hearing things a deprived, thirsty, and exhausted man should never, ever hear. Balthier/Vaan. Corny title.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete
Disburden by RangerGirl reviews
House’s parents die unexpectedly. In the week leading up to the funeral, Wilson does what he can. House/Wilson
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,065 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Clue-Sama reviews
Zero is having very bad problems with his younger brother, Ichiru. To make things even more difficult, the blood bond with Kaname has taken a most embarassing turn! But what about Yuuki? Yaoi-KanamexZero, rape and abuse, I put drama, but I'm not sure.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,998 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Ever After Happily by KJ.CleverHeart reviews
The imperfect life --well, 7th year, mostly-- of Albus Potter, trying to deal with his father's legacy while still maintaining his own life. A story of love and Quidditch, among other things. Rated for later chapters, will contain Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,009 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Almost Undamaged by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash House/Wilson goodies! Set after Season 4 finale, major Season 4 spoilers! House attempts to deny his feelings for Wilson after he helps comfort him after the bus accident, but can't fall out of what he's fallen into with his friend. Slash!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,895 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Pills, Shots and a Broken Piano by Boticelli Puzzle reviews
“Impulses, House realized, were stupid.” All seems as normal as possible at Princeton-Plainsboro, until Wilson makes noises whilst eating a particularly tasty omelet...House&Wilson SLASH. Where have all my old reviewers gone?:D
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,725 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Unwanted Love by shounenai4life reviews
Harry and Draco. Enemies for life. So what happens when Harry finds himself falling hard for Draco in a way that may be...deadly? Post- Voldermort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,999 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Flower of Carnage by Diamond Mask reviews
As much as Bryan hated to admit it, Tala was an intriguing creature.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Bryan, Tala
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Oath Breaker by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Slash. HP:DM, LM:SS. At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic doublecross and Draco educates Harry in dark magic. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,987 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4017 - Favs: 4,306 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Between Friends by PunkAkauntan reviews
ASUKIRA switchable: Athrun has a secret obsession and it’s in the form of his childhood friend, Kira Yamato. Meanwhile, Kira has been plagued by strange dreams that made him question his own sexuality. A journey of sorts.
Gundam Seed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,063 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Kira Y., Athrun Z. - Complete
Not If You Ignore Me For a Week by Nirvana Renegade Seiga reviews
[COMPLETE] First Zack ignores him, then ditches him. Cloud's not happy with the arrangement so he decides to give Zack a taste of his own medicine. Zack has a mission to break this little game... by any means necessary. Operation: MCHAMMER. yaoi, ZackClou
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3347 - Favs: 6,934 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2506 - Favs: 4,165 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Our First Noel by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Christmas is coming up but all Ray really wants for Christmas is Kai. Too bad fate, friends and Mariah keep getting in the way... Christmas has never been this interesting! A KaixRay fic from Ray's P.O.V. COMPLETED
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,558 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H. - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5702 - Favs: 5,815 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss or Kill by Mortalus reviews
HPTR slash. A freak accident transports our favorite attractive psychopath forward in time from 1942 to 1996. Attempted homicide and attempted romance ensue, not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,484 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Boy, Lost by tangledhair reviews
Things are heating up with the Order, and Harry is growing in power. Harry starts a dangerous romance with Malfoy just so he can feel like a "real" teenage boy. Rated for language and slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,210 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
From the Abyss by Moonstone 04 reviews
[XENOSAGA] When the Elsa picks up a mysterious boy, Tony's life is turned upside down. TonyXchaos yaoi. [Complete]
Xenosaga - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,569 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Complete
Snakes and Lions by GatewayGirl reviews
COMPLETE! A nightmare prompts Harry to return alone to the Chamber of Secrets, and leads to a new look at an old enemy. Harry enjoys the company, but when LeStrange has sworn to kill him, how far can he trust a Death Eater’s son? (Full summary in Ch.1)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 119,952 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Of No Importance to Plot reviews
Little moments in the lives of our assassins. Possible Shaun/Desmond, Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo. Slash, Slice of Life, Fluff, Cheese
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/19/2010
Wayward Animus reviews
EzioLeo ShaunDes...Desmond comes across one of Ezio's more erotic memories, Shaun has a startling reaction to Italian. PWP
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
This Big Damn Wedding reviews
Altair and Malik are assigned a novice level mission. Al Mualim insists that it's important, but the people of Masyaf seem to think he has another reason for forcing them to play the part of lovers. AltMal
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Altaïr, Malik
If and When reviews
1ST Year AU Harry is normal, or at least he tries to be. Of course, the harder he tries it seems the stranger things turn. How did he end up here, in Grimmauld place with the crazy man in the silver dress? And who s that blond kid with the smirk?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Waking reviews
A little Kvothe/Elodin oneshot! Kvothe wakes up after calling the wind in someplace other than his room at Anker's.
Kingkiller Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Kvothe, Master Elodin - Complete
Lately reviews
Bast checks in on Kvothe before visiting the Chronicler. Bast/Kvothe oneshot!
Kingkiller Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Kvothe, Bast - Complete
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