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Author has written 6 stories for Bollywood, Harry Potter, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

नमस्ते, सलाम और सास्-री-अकाल। ...Obviously, I have failed in writing Saas-ri-akaal in Hindi.


Girl: Main bhi inko 'jaanu' bulati hoon.

Shahrukh: See, meri biwi alug hai, voh mujhe ghar pe 'Tommy' bulati hai. --Kya Aap Paanchvi Paas Se Tez Hain?

Shahrukh: Tell me, Mikey, am I working for a madman?! --Om Shanti Om

DJ: (practicing his lines) Bismil's message. Lucknow train.
(Sees Chotu)
DJ: (still practicing) Hey, kid. Listen, did you get Bismil's message?
Chotu (Waiter): (confused) What?
DJ: No? Then listen. We will rob the train which is going towards Lucknow 8 days later. There will be a lot of money. British Money. Will you rob it?
Chotu (Waiter): (still confused) No.
DJ: No? But we will buy weapons with that money. What will we buy?
Chotu (Waiter): (still confused) Weapons?
DJ: Exactly. Go, kid. You go now. --Rang De Basanti

Karan: (referring to India) Here you try to change the system and the system changes you. --Rang De Basanti

DJ: There are only two ways to live life: Tolerate things the way they are... Or, take responsibility to change them. --Rang De Basanti

Wearing spaghetti straps or pouting into the lens isn't my definition of glamour. --Tabu (actress)

Constable Mhatre: Sir, appko kya laktaye kitna percent chance hai apna?

Sr. Inspector Shekar Verma (Akshay Kumar):
Hundred percent.

Vapaas aane ka?

Sr. Insp Shekar:
Nai nai, upar jaane ka. --Khakee (LOL)

"Toothbrushes--metaphors for life!" One of my teachers.

Since Everyone's done one of these, I might as well...

Name ten of your favourite Harry Potter characters in any order.
1) Ron Weasley 2) Fred Weasley 3) George Weasley 4) James Potter 5) Luna Lovegood 6) Neville Longbottom 7) Sirius Black 8) Draco Malfoy 9) Harry Potter 10) Remus Lupin

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Luna/Remus. Er...No. I've never ever come across that.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

George is hot enough to scorch the sun!

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Neville got Ron pregnant...a lot of freaking out from Ron, ridicule from the twins and...I dunno, a brown haired, chubby baby with blue eyes and freckles?

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Harry. Yes. So many fics I can't remember any right now (if that makes sense).

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Sirius/Fred. Sure--they're both pranksters! The fun would never end.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

James/Draco or James/Harry. James/Harry, I guess because for some reason I can picture incest but not James/Draco. (I'm messed up like that).

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Sirius discovered George and Draco in a secret relationship. He'd act totally nonplussed and calmly sit them down and launch into an awkward/hilarious lecture on safe sex.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Fred/Neville. Ever since George got a girlfriend Fred has been alone and extremely bored. He decides to get a new accomplice and--for some reason--thinks the blundering Neville would make a very entertaining partner indeed. (As you can see, I'm terrible at summaries).

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

James/Remus. Yes; I am sure of it.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Ron/Luna. 'Well, That Was Stupid Of You, Ronald.'

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

James wanted to seduce Ron...Well, there would have to be a time-travel device first of all...Okay--Ron is annoyed Harry and Hermione both got to travel back in time and he missed out so he gets hold of the time turner. He gets sent back to the Marauders' Era and James is first to see him appear out of no where and rushes to help him. Eventually, James falls for the confused redhead and since Ron's kind of dense he decides to abandon subtlety and wears leather pants and a bright, sparkly 'I Want To Shag Ron' T-shirt. Hopefully, Ron won't ask, "Which Ron?"

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Sirius het? Sure. Harry slash? Definitely.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Well, I don't know any English language songs, so...Tanha Dil by Shaan.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Fred/George/Neville. Warnings: Incest, cross-dressing, underage-drinking and misuse of specific Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Draco/Luna. "You're a complete psycho and greatly below me in pretty much anything...but I'm horny and you have nice hair. Wanna shag?"

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Remus/Draco. Challenge declined!

Other Stuff:

I speak/read/write (somewhat) Punjabi, Hindi, Hindustani (yes, I count Hindustani), English (duh) and I'm learning French.

English isn't my first language--but I think I've gotten the hang of it. :P

I have an extensive list of favourite celebrities, including but not limited to, Shahrukh Khan, Hrithik Roshan, Juhi Chawla, Kajol, Madhuri Dixit, Preity Zinta, Zayed Khan, Ritesh Deshmukh, Arshad Warsi, Sonu Nigam, Sukhwinder Singh, Saif Ali Khan, Akshay Kumar, Rani Mukherji, Johnny Depp, Leonardo, Shahid Kapoor, Shreya Ghoshal, Ranbir Kapoor, Rekha... gods, I watch too many films.

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Happiness is an Angry Weasley by Luny Lady reviews
I want someone unexpected, someone challenging. Someone who will be just as much of a surprise. Someone gullible. Out of all the men here at Hogwarts, I've narrowed my choices down to one lad: Ronald Weasley. SLASH. DMRW. M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,140 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
The Crown and its Jewel by Live-Like-its-heaven-on-earth reviews
.:India/England:. 50 sentences of the ups and downs of India's and England's relationship. M... just in case.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,474 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/1/2012 - England/Britain, India - Complete
RWDM Drabbles 100 100s by Amanita Jackson reviews
Just what it says on the tin. All genres I can squeeze into 100 words, all prompted with a random word generator, all RWDM. Now featuring 30/100 of the 100 100s challenge. They continue! Fo' real fo' real, this time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 10,529 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Draco M., Ron W.
On Stranger Tides by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew finds himself taken prisoner by the dread pirate captain Arthur Kirkland's crew after killing the ship's navigator. The dread pirate is intent on making him miserable. He should have never agreed to wear that dress. pirate!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,929 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Twenty Five Secrets by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Twenty-five secrets that they kept from Canada. Always had and always will.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 113 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Scattered Notes by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Parents often write little notes of reminders in their children's lunch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/27/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Hide And Seek by roxierocks reviews
Waking up to a world where the undead walk the streets, Mohinder Suresh finds safety with Peter Petrelli and his brother. But how can he help them reverse the devastating damage caused by the virus Strain 138? And who, exactly, is Sylar?
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,604 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Mohinder S., Peter P. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by bluecellphone reviews
Mylar Sylar has a plan to fix Mohinder but things don't go quite as desired. Smut in later chapters.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,671 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Mohinder S. - Complete
Death and His Shadow by sugarswirls reviews
Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 234,128 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Light Y., L
Heroes Slash Short Fics by Tiw-K reviews
*On Hold* A bunch of slash short fics and drabbles. Mostly Mylar: MohinderSylar or Gabriel pairings. Some Plaude at the beginning. Also some other random pairings scattered about. Review if you see something you like and I might write more on it later.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 66,864 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Mohinder S., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Late Lunch by Meg Matthews reviews
Smut!fic involving Mohinder and Sylar. Sylar kidnaps Mohinder from a bus, and takes him somewhere. Read on to see what happens from there. Set about a year after Powerless.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Mohinder S., Sylar/Gabriel G.
Thirty First Kisses by Jennifer Wand reviews
Thirty different ways in which Matt and Mohinder might share their first kiss.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,231 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Matt P., Mohinder S. - Complete
Impossible Things by Ladywilde reviews
Complete! Set after finale, Mohinder nurses Sylar back to health with unforseen consequences. This is SLASH. Rated M for mature themes and a whole lotta angst.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,466 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Mohinder S., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Cuts without a Knife by Cheshire reviews
Just another day in the life of a serial killer....SylarXMohinder. Dubcon. Dark.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Mohinder S. - Complete
An Act of Mercy by SilvorMoon reviews
Yami no Bakura and Yami no Malik argue over which of them is truly the baddest of the bad.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Solitary Sweetness by Millenia Marik reviews
Yami Marik is alot more like his Hikari than he'd care to admit...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2004
When I Take Over The World by Spyder Webb reviews
Don't let the humour genre fool you. It's not like Chibi For A Day. On a hot afternoon, Malik and Ryou muse about things. Malik + Ryou fluff
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2003
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Something About You reviews
There was definitely something off about that Namu kid. Irateshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Marik I. - Complete
Just Good Friends reviews
Some people choose not to over-analyse. Harry/Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Brash Purchase reviews
In the midst of war, when most only face loss, Draco Malfoy gains something quite invaluable. Draco/Ron slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Nsheela reviews
Ron has done something that has caught the whole school's if only he could remember what it was! And why is Malfoy acting so jittery? SillySlash three guesses as to the pairing .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Gelid Seclude reviews
Tonight, everything was only for him. pre-slash DracoRon. One-sided.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Alternate ending to Dhoom 2 reviews
I can't believe there aren't any stories about D2! I mean, with so many plot holes in the movie, it should be easy to write one. Anyway, this is a light-hearted alternate ending to the film. Utter stupidity.
Bollywood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete