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Joined 02-02-08, id: 1490652, Profile Updated: 11-13-10
Author has written 4 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Jhonen Vasquez, Dragon Age, and Harry Potter.

Heyo, people of the world. Kyle McZ here to tell you that everything I write sounds like it comes from some horrible archaic crypt of gay shit, because seriously, I've realized lately that I write like an old guy. That being said, it's well written, just a little weird at times.

That aside! I love to write, but never finish anything, because I'm a lame human being, but if you have a request on what to draw or write, I'd love to hear it. Check out my deviatart, because if you thought my writing was even half-way decent, you'd be pleased to know I'm a better artist than author, and would probably have a better time looking at my pictures than reading anything I can crank out. -laugh- Apparently self degradation is the way I write bios; good for me. Whatever.

I really hope that this bio didn't scare you away from my stories, but if they did, you probably wouldn't have been able to handle the SHEER AMOUNT OF EPIC GAY that went into writing them. With the exception of Liovissa, every thing I write or draw is gay.That's no exaggeration. I think I have a problem.

So yeah. Go do that, or something.

Se onr sverdar sitja hvass!!

*I hope everyone who doesn't know can understand this is all sort of a hyperbole and sarcastic. Deal with it.

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A Little More Comedy by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Consider the fanciful notion that Jimmy might have met Edgar rather than Nny, before things went all to Hell. Perhaps the world could offer us a little more comedy and a little less tragedy. Have Edgar, will AU. Slash, Mmy/Edgar
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,829 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Edgar V., Jimmy - Complete
The Other Table by SekritOMG reviews
So many boys in 11th grade at South Park High School are gay that an academic comes to town, looking for answers. Kyle agrees to help him. Slash. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,376 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Dreams, Rain, Go Insane by Brat-Child3 reviews
Kenny has a theory. Not only is love a mental disorder, but also a waste of time. When a certain blonde starts giving him butterflies, he becomes obsessed with Stan and Kyle's relationship, trying to figure out what true love is.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,525 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Kenny M., Butters S.
The Irony of Bubblemates by Ros3bud009 reviews
Doomed Dave is stuck in his bubble with the saddest excuse for a dead troll. But what he finds is that Tavros is ironically enjoyable company and perhaps the best bubblemate a human could ask for. Eventual Dave/Tavros, but not for a while yet.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,973 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011
Courting Miss Karkat by dear cecil reviews
Kismesissitude is hard to understand. Karkat and Equius, centered on the latter.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Complete
As If In Uncertainty by KatieByHerself reviews
Some raunchy, rollicking EridanxEquius. Or, as my friend so succinctly put it, here's a snooty prince and a sweaty asshole.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
And Your Ego, That's The Best Part by Talibra reviews
"In theory," Sheldon says one night, as they waste time watching Battlestar Galactica, "we are much closer emotionally than you and Penny could ever hope to become." Leonard doesn't know what to say to that. One shot, slash, fifty prompts.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
Two shades of blue by Pinophyta reviews
Shepard and Garrus' relationship develops throughout the story. Male Shepard/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Shepard (M), Garrus V.
Complex by Talibra reviews
Howard has been studying psychology, and he can't help but notice his friends seem to have some interesting mental complexes. Mild slash, SxL. Short crack one shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
My Beloved, My Betrayed by TaylorTheWeird reviews
AU ZADR - For decades Earth and Irk have been at war. Using the stolen identity of a dead Irken, the humans sent Dib to infultrate the Massive, but a small, egomaniacal janitorial drone has his own plans for the fate of the Irken race.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,344 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Dib, Zim
Swarm by Jynx'sbox reviews
Conflicting views of Edgar Vargas by the last two people to see him alive. Non-Canon Au
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,301 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edgar V., Jimmy
Eternity in a Pickle Jar by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
They say that everyone gets a second chance, they say that everyone dies. But what they don't say is whether you still get that second chance after death. It would be nice to think so, wouldn't it? This is the Less-Than-Divine Comedy. Jimmy/Edgar.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,762 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Jimmy, Edgar V. - Complete
Wasteland by Jynx'sbox reviews
Three pages isn't really enough to tell us about a person. Different Edgars and how he interacts with Johnny and others. Slash sometimes but not always.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,974 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
The Abysmal Dating Life of Harry Potter by Celebony reviews
Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
As Yet Untitled by FurryGenesis reviews
The Archdemon’s destruction makes way for Theron, our Grey Warden, to finally try to pursue the love of his life, Zevran. However, when Zevran learns of Morrigan’s ritual, and Theron’s participation, shock sets in. What will happen next is anyone’s guess.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,145 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Mahariel, Alistair
Sick by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
One of the greatest ironies of life is that you never really know what kind of disturbing things the man sitting beside you might be thinking. And you think you can trust him, you poor fool. Jimmy/Edgar, very much mature.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Edgar V., Jimmy - Complete
Loathing and Indifference by Hekateras reviews
At long last, the party is back together, but Belkar can't help but feel that something is missing.
Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Belkar B., Vaarsuvius - Complete
The Ersatz Experiment by irene86 reviews
Raj wasn’t too sure when the change had taken place. But there had been a change and it unnerved him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Rajesh K., Howard W. - Complete
Pay for It by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Before Johnny C came along and screwed everyone over, Jimmy had just been weird. Really weird, if you asked his neighbors. -slashy-
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edgar V., Jimmy - Complete
Aegri Somnia by anthrop reviews
Those whom a god wishes to destroy he first drives mad.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,053 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Johnny C., Squee
An Alternate Angle by Hekateras reviews
Order of the Stick: When you've fallen low enough, the only hope to climb back up is to reach for the clouds and pray that the sun does not melt your wings. Heavy spoilers.
Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius - Complete
Static by RedFireLight reviews
On a routine stop on the Citadel, two members of the Normandy crew share a private moment. Oneshot, M/M
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Garrus V., Kaidan A.
Dethlove by H.J. Bender reviews
After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,550 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Nathan E., Toki W. - Complete
The K Squared 100 by the Zoshi reviews
100 shorts of Kenny and Kyle. Slash and friendship, based on 100 words from a random word generator. UPDATED 02 13 2009 71 to go! :D PS: New Chap. Has Sharks! READ PLZ xD
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,764 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Professional Silence by RedFireLight reviews
In the hunt for Saren, unlikely allies are surprised when they, somewhat unwillingly, become something more. Rating subject to change--M/M.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Garrus V., Kaidan A. - Complete
Hide, Kyle by BloodMoonNights reviews
Do you ever miss him?” his voice was laced in sadness and I wanted to hug him. But, I didn’t. Because Kyle didn’t WANT a hug from me. No. Never. I was just conveniently here. All I was, was a placemat his replacement for…. I know, he probably still love
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,350 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Scraps of Gold by Kjesta reviews
Shinji is member in a gang of street kids, Kaworu the son of wealthy but rather indifferent parents. What happens when the gang attempts a raid at the Nagisa mansion and their worlds collide?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,482 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Kaworu N., Shinji I. - Complete
The Price of Fame by TaylorTheWeird reviews
ZADR - Within the confines of the specially made cage, Zim struggled to escape. Revenge is sweet, and blood is sweeter.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Little Red Letter by Jynx'sbox reviews
X 'Take a look at what you've become Todd.' 'I don't think I'm Todd anymore.' X
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,197 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
On the Raggedy Edge by Jiia-chan reviews
They were tottering. Flailing, really. Grasping at one another in a vain attempt to keep themselves from plunging into the abyss. And yet, they were already falling. Falling in love. DrizztXEntreri slash.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Drizzt D., Artemis E. - Complete
The Unseen Champion by Celebony reviews
After the second task of the TriWizard Tournament, Harry feels as though no one would choose him as the one they'd miss the most, including his best friend. A HarryRon slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
In the Grey by LadyJanelly reviews
SLASH! Drizzt is captured and tortured in the Baenre complex during Starless Night. How far will Dantrag Baenre go to make sure Drizzt lives to fight him, and how far will Artemis Entreri go to save him?
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,927 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 8/19/2004
TV Light by Zarla reviews
Songfic to Arrow by Cheryl Wheeler. Feverish delusions late at night. NnyEdgar.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Stare by Zarla reviews
A conversation on a cliffside at night. NnyEdgar.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,203 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Portrait by oselle reviews
Sam's first impression of Frodo, and some things that happened afterwards. COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,444 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 12/15/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Psyche by Zarla reviews
You make me so happy I want to kill myself. NnyEdgar
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Gravamen by merripestin reviews
Gollum spies on Frodo and Sam (F/S slash, voy, Gollum-POV, TTT)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
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Confused and Annoyed: A Love Story reviews
Harry and Ron are both normal boys- they both have problems, and not everything can be solved with magic. If only a wand could help sort the emotions that bubble in their collective teenage heads.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Templar Temptation reviews
A life in the tower is hardly a life at all, but there are lessons to be learned everywhere. A slash m/m with Alistair, involving an Elven mage with an affinity for Templars.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Surana, Alistair
Cancer reviews
Pepito and Todd had been through a lot-- Pepi was always there, and the two vastly different men get along like they were made for each other. Unfortunately, one thing might just keep them apart-- terminal cancer on Todd's part, perhaps?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Pepito, Squee
Loivissa reviews
Eragon, Saphira. After they win battle, the people of Alagasia no longer require them to save them, and the two are ostracized from society because of how alien they are. They leave Alagasia, and a foreign land brings them closer together.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Eragon S., Saphira