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Joined 02-02-08, id: 1490714, Profile Updated: 08-31-08
Author has written 7 stories for iCarly, Suite Life series, and Hannah Montana.

Hi hi!! It's Ally-so-sally!! lol, it's Alyson. ok for all the people who wanna know about mwa just keep on reading!!

Fav color: green and pink

Fav stores: JC Penny, Hollister, Forever 21, American Eagle, and H&M

Fav food: french fries!! yummy!!

Fav type of songs: JONAS BROTHERS OMG!! AHHH! but i really like a variety

Fav singers: like i said, THE JONAS BROTHERS!, NLT, Panic at the Disco, and Paramore

Fav sport: volleyball!!

Fav TV shows: Gossip Girl, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, iCarly, Wizards of Waverly Place, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Drake and Josh and Spongebob!!

My idols at the moment: Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and the Jonas Brothers!! ahhh i love them all!! Selena Gomez is my fav actress, Demi Lavatto is my fav singer, and the Jonas Brothers are my fav band!!

Fav authors: ActressGirl717 and ColorsOfTheSky101. you should check their stories out!!

Ships I love/like!

Sam/Freddie

Miley/Oliver

Troy/Gabriella

Shane/Mitchie

Derek/Casey

Lizzie/Edwin

Ships I really don't like (no offense to the people who like it)

Carly/Freddie

Lily/Oliver

Miley/Jake

Gabriella/Ryan

Troy/Sharpay

Derek/OC

Casey/OC

Ok so that's pretty much about mwa! sorry im obsessed with saying mwa at the moment

Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this siuation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unforutnate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! Put this on your page if you love the Jonas Brothers!

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

you know you're a true jonas bros fan when..

- your life goals include something about planting cotton candy trees
- at random times, you ponder the 'if a tree falls, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a noise?' theory
- you definitely know wha fantastalistic is
- when you see something you like, you yell 'SHOTGUN!'
- NJ.. IS off the chain..
- jobromance?! you wish you could have one of those..
- you can name every one of their songs off the top of your head
- you have joe's 'the cd is out' dance memorized.. down to the cape
- when joe did 'the look' on bonus jonas, you squealed
- your new favorite pick up line (even though you may or may not be a diabetic) is 'slow down sugar, cuz I'm diabetic!'
- you wish at 7:05 instead of 11:11
- on joe's birthday.. you threw a birthday party with your friends; cake, singing, presents & all
- lately you've noticed you've been drinking a lot of orange gatorade..
- starbucks, 2 miles'nuff said
- you quote the jonas brothers in almost every sentence
- you randomly 'EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR THE POOL' blurt out JB related things
- you can honestly admit that you are fully obsessed.
- ..JB wall.. again, 'nuff said
- if you see them on the cover of a magazine, you have to buy it
- you cried when you heard about nick and his diabetes bless him..
- since that day, he's pretty much been your number one hero
- your parents know as much about the three as you do.. maybe a little less, but almost..
- you've annoyed anyone who'll come within a mile radius of you
- sometimes you just watch DC to catch the jonas brothers 'bonus jonas' time
- you know the words to 'Nick J is off the chain' - and you agree with it
- when you see someone who looks like Joe, Kevin, or Nick, you have to get really close to them just to make sure it's not a JB
- CORN POPS?! I want some..
- for some reason, every small thing reminds you of one of the boys. baby bottle pops.. butterfingers.. cotton candy.. screwdrivers.. and possibly water bottles
- you wish your name was Mandy.. and that you were born in Australia, but currently reside in California
- your ipod consists of JB and nothing but JB
- ..even your family can sing the words to atleast one of their songs
- JB IS ON TV! everyone around you knows not to touch the remote or they will lose an arm
- fantastalistic! and poned are part of your daily vocabulary
- you know how the jonas brothers started- AND you can name other songs besides the usual three that FAKE fans name. SOS, Hold On, Year 3000
- you ARE dj danger..
- joe has no anger problems.. he's completely and utterly.. NORMAL in your eyes
- you love God for giving kevin that one sick day, where he stayed home and learned to play the guitar..
- you just stare at people who ask if nick's hair is NATURALLY straight
- if someone were to play you in a movie, you'd want it to be johnny depp as jack sparrow.. playing you
- you like your crowds medium rare
- you know what 'campfire' is..
- the JB's routine before a show.. you know what they do and in what order
- you miss the 'joehawk' but the new hair is cute too
- ..sometimes you just like to listen to the sigh songs from back before nick hit puberty just to miss the old times
- you miss the old days, when the jonas brothers weren't quite so famous, but you're also proud of them for getting this far
- you'd vote Nick for president ANY DAY
- you honestly think that there are no cars in oklahoma, just because joe exlaimed it
- AAR = a group of douches who need to be shot.. just because they badmouthed JB
- joe said the world is only covered in 70 water.. so he must be right, no doubt about it, he's always right
- nick is a stud muffin - you agree with joe 100
- when something is illogical, you HAVE to say 'yo, that's illogical, I can't have it' and you can say it with a straight face
- you pretty much threw a part when you found out the the jonas brothers reached number one internet sold album
- frankie is most definitely the cutest little kid alive. ever.
- ..you know they're really the only guys that age who can pull off the tight pants look
- you remember the days back when kevin was a complete nerd, and joe was a little weirdo
- you even sat through 20 minutes of that show DLIFE just so you could see them for a whole of 5 minutes
- just because you can; you comment their myspace once a day.. it's tradition!
- you think it's deadly hilarious that kevin broke his sidekick the first day he had it
- you KNOW that joe is superman, and that he's from planet XZ315.. he doesn't lie, he only tells the truth
- you've watched every video of theirs on youtube so many times that you could probably say the words outloud
- you know what happened to nick's first purity ring, and where he got his new one
- ..you know what the purity rings symbolize
- if someone asked you if the JB's were really married, you'd laugh so hard you'd cry, then you'd go serious and nod, saying 'yea, to me'
- you're still a huge fan of 'It's About Time'
- since kevin watches music videos when he first wakes up, YOU DO TOO
- OH, and you nodded and smiled while reading through this
- ..and of course you just have to repost it because you're a true fan

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iRide Vespas by ActressGirl717 reviews
Carly, Sam, and Freddie are close as ever.Sam and Carly are close,& Sam & Freddie are- well-not close.Freddie's Mom finally let's him use the Vespa he's bought,and on his first ride he comes upon a blond-haired girl who isn't what he thinks she is. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iSwitch by ColorsOfTheSky101 reviews
One of Spencer’s unique inventions results in a swap Sam and Freddie will never forget. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,805 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Mystery Girl (1) by A.I.T. - Author In Training reviews
Thanks to Anna, the trio gets warped away yet again. While looking for The Book, they bump into a new girl claiming to know them. As it turns out, the girl is valuable and several people are interested in getting their hands on her. It's not long before Joe finds himself alone with the mysterious girl and thrust into an adventure he never asked for. BEING REVISED
Time Warp Trio - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,331 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - [Joe A., OC] Mad Jack - Complete
iRemember by ColorsOfTheSky101 reviews
So now, she would finally answer her own question; return to what she remembers loving, to those she remembers loving...A story that shows just how hard it is to forget.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,557 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Sam P. - Complete
Visiting Aunt Christine by KatCullen reviews
When Ally Samuels is sent to live at her aunt's house all summer she meets the new boys on the Sandlot and helps them uncover a town myth that, according to them, is as old as the town itself. I suck at summaries, sorry. Read and Review! Rated T to be saf
Sandlot - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007
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How My Parents Fell In Love reviews
She was left alone, an orphan. No idea who her parents are. On her fifteenth birthday, she gets a surprise. An old school notebook that's believed to be her father's. On the front read, How I fell In Love. MOLIVER.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008
Listening to the Thunder reviews
It's raining outside and there's a blackout. I could hear nothing but the thunder and see nothing but the lightning. Then something unexpected happens, Sam and I share a... I can't believe I'm saying this special moment.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Our First Kiss reviews
Freddie tells the story about his first kiss to Carly and Sam with a girl he barely knew and never saw again. After his story, Freddie starts wondering why Sam starts acting weird and avoiding him. SEDDIE.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008
In Love with this Girl reviews
Zack is in love with London's little sister. Only one problem...she's two years younger. Make that two, London is an overprotective dy's dating Barbara but what happens if London starts showing affection towards him? Cody/London Zack/OC
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,145 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
Into the Past reviews
Sam and Freddie's children go back in time and see what they were like when they were still teenagers. SEDDIE. COMPLETED!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,856 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
The Daughter reviews
Freddie accidentally did something to Sam. He leaves her with a souveniere.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,274 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
I'd Lie Songfic reviews
Sam practically memorizes Freddie. Ask her any question about him and she'll answer it freakishly right. Ask her one certain question and she'll have to lie. SEDDIE
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete