Hello! My pen name is John Smith, and nine years after setting it to that, I have no idea why. I haven't really been an avid fic writer since 8-9 years ago, and even then I posted stories very, very rarely. Also I love Rhode Island.

DID I SAY RHODE ISLAND!? YEEAAAHHHH, GO RHODE ISLAND WOO SUCK IT MASSACHUSETTS. JEALOUS OF OUR HASBRO AND OUR COFFEE MILK AND OUR DEL'S LEMONADE AND OUR NEWPORT MANSIONS AND OUR EXTENSIVE COASTLINE AND OUR NARRAGANSETT BAY AND OUR CLAMCAKES AND OUR FAMILY GUY AND OUR SUNKEN GERMAN UBOAT AND OUR BLOCK ISLAND AND OUR CHRISTOPHER WALKEN ON OUR BLOCK ISLAND AND OUR BUBBLAS AND OUR NORTH KINGSTOWN AND OUR LONGEST OFFICIAL STATE NAME AND OUR ROCKY POINT AND OUR BIG BLUE BUG AND OUR TWO OF THE TOP FIVE MOST DANGEROUS STRETCHES ON THE ENTIRETY OF I-95 AND OUR TALLEST REDWOOD TREE EAST OF THE ROCKIES AND OUR QUONSET POINT AND OUR IGGY'S AND OUR GASPEE AND OUR ROGER WILLIAMS AND OUR ROGER WILLIAMS'S ZOO AND OUR GIANT THEMED MR POTATO HEAD STATUES PLACED RANDOMLY ABOUT THE STATE AND OUR DANCING COP AND OUR BUDDY CIANCI AND OUR BUDDY CIANCI PASTA SAUCE AND OUR OLDEST SYNAGOGUE IN THE UNITED STATES AND OUR NEWPORT BRIDGE AND OUR HISTORICAL LOVE OF FREEDOM SO GREAT THAT IT LEAD US TO BE FIRST TO DECLARE INDEPENDENCE AND LAST TO SIGN THE CONSTITUTION AND OUR CUMBERLANDITE AND OUR FERVENT CULTURAL BELIEF THAT DRIVING OVER AN HOUR MERITS PACKING A LUNCH BECAUSE IT IS CLEARLY A 'DAY TRIP' AND OUR SLATER MILL AND OUR STARTING THE AMERICAN INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION WITH OUR SLATER MILL AND OUR BEING THE FIRST STATE TO SEND TROOPS TO LINCOLN FOR THE CIVIL WAR AND OUR CVS AND OUR VERIZON AND OUR LARGEST PERCENTAGE OF ROMAN CATHOLICS IN THE US AND OUR VJ DAY AND OUR LEGAL PROSTITUTION AND OUR STONE ENDER ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN AND OUR CLAMS CASINO AND OUR CLEAR CLAM CHOWDER AND OUR LARGEST PERCENTAGE OF COFFEE SHOPS IN THE US AND OUR DON BOSQUET AND OUR FIRST LAW AGAINST SLAVERY IN THE HISTORY OF THE AMERICAN COLONIES AND OUR FIRST WOMAN NEWSPAPER EDITOR AND OUR FIRST 4TH OF JULY PARADE AND OUR OLDEST CAROUSEL IN THE US AND OUR FIRST NINE HOLE GOLF COURSE AND OUR FIRST STREET ILLUMINATED BY GASLIGHT AND OUR FIRST NFL NIGHT GAME AND OUR STATE-WIDE NAPOLEONIC COMPLEX AND OUR FIRST WORKERS' STRIKE INVOLVING WOMEN AND OUR FIRST MOTION PICTURE MACHINE PATENT AND OUR FIRST LUNCH WAGON AND OUR NEWPORT CREAMERY AND OUR FIRST STATE HEALTH LABORATORY AND OUR NEPOTISM AND OUR FIRST AUTOMOBILE RACE AND OUR FIRST BUILDING CONSTRUCTED WITH A MARBLE DOME IN THE US AND OUR INTERNATIONAL TENNIS HALL OF FAME AND OUR RISD AND OUR RISD NADS AND OUR FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH IN THE US AND OUR NARAGANSETT TOWERS AND OUR FORT WETHERILL AND OUR NEWPORT TOWER AND OUR RIPTA AND OUR BROWN UNIVERSITY AND OUR WICKFORD AND OUR CABINETS AND OUR GRINDAS AND OUR AWFUL AWFULS AND OUR VINEGAR WITH FRENCH FRIES AND OUR CRANSTON ACCENT AND OUR BEING THE SECOND MOST NEUROTIC STATE IN THE US AND OUR FARRELLY BROTHERS AND OUR EVERYTHING ELSE THAT IS BETTER THAN EVERY OTHER STATE EVER.

Don't be afraid to contact me for absolutely no reason at all. I love chatting with random strangers!