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I came across this a while ago in someone's profile. Just too funny!
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods (stupid ones at that)...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Enjoy Fanfiction, but don't lose yourself in it. There is a life outside of the laptop and do not ever forget this. Give a hug and say a nice word once or twice a day, don't just write nice reviews! Don't email your grandparents all the time, call them, let them hear your voice. No matter where you live and who your friends are, people will enjoy hearing a positive word. Being polite will always pay off, stand up when an old lady (or old lad for all that matter) enters the buss and there are no seats. They might not take it, but you will earn the respect of many others. In every culture I have hear of, repect matters. You respect your elders, you respect your friends, you respect those who are higher up than you and those who are belong you. By being polite and kind. You can make someone else's day, and yours!
Live and Love!
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