Balou
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 02-03-08, id: 1491218, Profile Updated: 10-28-09
Author has written 4 stories for NCIS.

I came across this a while ago in someone's profile. Just too funny!

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods (stupid ones at that)...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
(Any Norwegian will confirm this is truly, truly Swedish)
(Any Swede will claim it is a Norwegain cover up and that the chain saw is actually Norwegian made)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


Enjoy Fanfiction, but don't lose yourself in it. There is a life outside of the laptop and do not ever forget this. Give a hug and say a nice word once or twice a day, don't just write nice reviews! Don't email your grandparents all the time, call them, let them hear your voice. No matter where you live and who your friends are, people will enjoy hearing a positive word. Being polite will always pay off, stand up when an old lady (or old lad for all that matter) enters the buss and there are no seats. They might not take it, but you will earn the respect of many others. In every culture I have hear of, repect matters. You respect your elders, you respect your friends, you respect those who are higher up than you and those who are belong you. By being polite and kind. You can make someone else's day, and yours!

Live and Love!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Elf Lord by JMK758 reviews
Gibbs and the other Agents frequently refer to Tim McGee as 'Elf Lord' with varying degrees of affection or ridicule. Now they discover that some Elves, like some Leprachauns, are best left alone.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,533 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 5661 - Favs: 6,077 - Follows: 7,222 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Twice in a Blue Moon by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Bill Weasley's lycanthropy is worsening, a result of his failed attempt to mark his now ex- wife Fleur as his mate. Can Hermione help him find inner peace before the wolf fully takes control? post-Second Wizarding War, disregards the Epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,077 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Bill W., Hermione G.
The Marauders and Me by Snuffles-sweetie reviews
It all started with James Potter suddenly appearing in my kitchen. Little did I know I was about to be sucked into Potter-verse and experience the ride of my life. SBOC,JPLE,RLOC. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 140,587 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 5/5/2007 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
I Was Born a Fool and I'll Die a Fool for You by WastelandRose reviews
"You're bloody ridiculous. You do know that, right?" "Yes. And thank you for using 'ridiculous' instead of 'insane.' It's a narrow distinction that not many people bother to get correct." Fred/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 254,793 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Fred W., OC
The Legend of Durc by Kuhu reviews
Please do not review the first five chapters; they need heavy editing. Yes, I know the mistakes I made, believe me. Thank you. Unable to endure Broud's continued torment, Durc makes the recklass decision to leave the Clan. But what awaits him is new territory, trouble hunting, and leadership. Durc will have to deal with all these, and more, if he plans to live without the Clan.
Earth's Children - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 9/18/2007
Gwyneth Elizabeth Snanger by Bellatrix7 reviews
UPDATED! What if Snape and Hermione both survived the final war and Ron died? What if Snape and Hermione shared one very drunk New Years Eve together? Well, Gwyneth Elizabeth Snanger is what happens...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,276 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Time and Place to Learn by VictorianChik reviews
Sequel to A Time and Place to Grow. After spending a summer with Snape, Harry begins his sixth year at Hogwarts. But Snape is keeping an eye and a firm hand on him, and a new teacher, split loyalties and a looming fight with the Dark Lord await Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,823 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blindsided by Laine3112 reviews
When Tony is seriously injured during a case, it has life changing repercussions for him and the MCRT. Tony/Gibbs friendship/family - not TIVA. Please read author's notes. REPOSTED INTO SEPARATE CHAPTERS
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,155 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Harry and His New Family by grugster reviews
Harry is getting abused by his relatives. When Snape and his wife find out about it, they adopt him. So now he has two little twin brothers and caring family to cope with. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 85 - Words: 215,191 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Gunnery Sergeant Jacklyn Singer by Irish Ghost reviews
Bobby's daughter is home from the war. Still a hunter to the core, she now works under Gibbs as the medic of his team. She also has the part-time job of keeping Dean and Sam patched up. But when Dean goes to hell...
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,104 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Dean W. - Complete
Never take anything for granted by iheartgeekz reviews
Sequel to Accidents Happen: Gibbs' rule #8- never take anything for granted... Tiva. Angst, romance, family, even spirituality, a bit of everything. A bit depressing at first, but I promise it'll get better
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,116 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
My Beloved Child by SPOILEDONE reviews
Our favorite potion master is having a bad year and it is up to his mentor, Albus Dumbledore to get to the bottom of the problem. Warning: corporal punishment/spanking of teen. Based on a story idea by author, Halo-n-Horns
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,056 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Severus S.
The Teachers' Notebook by alittleinsane963 reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 2713 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Cake by PaperHat reviews
Shannon has a responsibility to fulfil. Will the Gunny be able to help?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Shannon G., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Evolution by Twinheart reviews
SEQUEL TO EQUILIBRIUM-NOTE: ON TEMPORARY HIATUS. A mentoring relationship is developing between young wizard Harry Potter and his dour Potions Professor, Severus Snape. But away from Hogwarts, Harry’s life is not all it seems. Summer before Year Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,115 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 2,584 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
To Whom it May Concern by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Set in Harry's sixth Hogwarts year. Because of a heart problem due to being hit by a dark spell at the Ministry, he won't be able to fight Voldemort and has to resort to other methods to deal with the prophecy. AU after fifth year, Tom OOC, ill!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,758 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The American Transfer Witch by TheMusicGirl reviews
An American witch transfers to Hogwarts. Rather cliche, I know, but I'm trying to make it NOT cliche. Comprendre? Rating is T for some mild language and for later chapters. Rating might move up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,310 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Minerva M., OC
What a Year This Will Be by Amante dei Snape reviews
Severus helps Harry deal with the loss of Sirius, deal with the knowledge of the prophecy, and more training to defeat Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,710 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
You've Got To Fight For The Right To Party! by Precious Pup reviews
TEAM FIC - The team are busy trying to capture McGee who has been accidentially drugged,lost his inhibitions & fears & become dangerous. Meanwhile NCIS headquarters has been shut down. The team are coming up with a plan to capture their errant friend
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,822 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Looking for Magic by Hypnobarb reviews
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger deal with traumas past and present and find they have more in common than they realize as they prepare for the ultimate confrontation with Voldemort. SSHG pairing. Not HBP compliant. This is a novel length story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 115 - Words: 787,756 - Reviews: 5871 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Return to Hogwarts by Vance McGill reviews
PostDeathly Hallows, PreEpilogue fanfiction. Harry, Ron and Hermione return to Hogwarts, which is slowly being reconstructed after the Battle at Hogwarts. Rest of Summary inside. DH SPOILERS! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 272,957 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
What I Fought For by msllamalover reviews
A series of oneshots about various characters, on what they fought for in the war. Various ships, canon throughout. Rating for slight language only. Current chapter: Blaise Zabini.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,762 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Blaise Z., Molly W.
Home for the holidays by iheartgeekz reviews
After a tough case, the team gathers to celebrate the seasons. Yes, I know its May, Christmas is months away. If you need cheering up, read this! The team congregates at Gibbs' house to at least try to enjoy Christmas!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,416 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Hiccup! by ArtieFanFiction reviews
One of our favourite men is suffering from a severe bout of hiccups…
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
Underlying Woes by ArtieFanFiction reviews
A new case leads to the team having to work undercover on a cruise ship. Emotions long hidden are revealed. And to make matters worse, one of them is ill and doesn't want the rest of the team to know.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,396 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Enforced Vacation by PaperHat reviews
Gibbs is hell to work with more than usual and the team realise that he needs a vacation. How do you get Gibbs to take a vacation? Warning contains spanking, don't like don't read.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,205 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ducky M. - Complete
The Morning After by that belle reviews
Ending up in Anthony DiNozzo's bed was not at the top of Caitlin Todd's 'to do' list... ..Tony & Kate.. "I wouldn't have it any other way..."
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,033 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Painful memories by iheartgeekz reviews
When misery falls on the team, each of them reflects on the past, present, and future. Somewhat angsty. Multi-chapter mini epic.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,537 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Ziva D.
The Deepest Desire of Her Heart by Patience.Virtue.Is reviews
Hermione looks for her heart's desire in the Mirror of Erised, and finds that she and Malfoy are soulmates. Both are opposed at first but Dumbledore has a trick up his sleeve to get them closer together. Will their feelings change? Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,693 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The One by Road to Black Friday reviews
The NCIS team miss Gibbs so much, read about their weird ways of keeping him with them. A sinster plot is under way, cue the reinestatement of Gibbs. Please R&R
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Dinner Reservations by Sunset-leaf reviews
Jibbs :D “You know last time we had Steak Au Poivre, six people died.” - Family Secret, 3.16
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,562 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
Confessions by Gilari reviews
Abby has a confession to make, but how will McGee react? And how will their lives be changed? Set sometime during mid-season 5, spoilers for all lower seasons. McGee/Abby, hints of Tony/Ziva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Abby S., Tim M.
Semper Fi? by iheartgeekz reviews
Gibbs' loyalties are put to the test when he's torn between his beloved team and a man with whom he served in the USMC. Always faithful? I own nothing, all hail DPB! Adult themes. Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,911 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Waiting by Precious Pup reviews
Gibbs just got the team back together & McGee is shot. As they wait in the hospital for news many revelations about missing months come out.McGee has married Ziva as a friend to keep her in the country. McGiva wedding,Tony throws Tim Bachelor Party
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,981 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
Werewolves at Hogwarts by Les Dowich reviews
Book 4 in the Snape Cycle. Five years after the SVW, the laws governing Nonhumans are having an impact but some actively work against the changes. Albus sets off a whole series of reactions by employing our favourite werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 121,054 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Comfort by VerityFrancesB reviews
Comfort can come from the people you least expect and in many different forms.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Louisa by VerityFrancesB reviews
After meeting a girl in the park, Gibbs's life changes dramatically. Can she get him to open up?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Setting the Record Straight by SPT reviews
Gibbs and Tony get a few things straight at the end of "Hung Out To Dry".
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Looking At Photos by mommato2beauties reviews
Harry gives Teddy a special present on his birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Rules of Engagement by Morgan72uk reviews
Gibbs is about to be reminded why it is a very bad idea to cross a red head. Jibbs
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,406 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Accidents Happen by iheartgeekz reviews
Can the team solve a crime against one of their own? Can they do it with two agents in the hospital and a maniac after them? Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,740 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
I Spy With My Little Eye by PaperHat reviews
The kids are up to mischief again. Tony and Abby get hold of footage from one of Gibbs 'elevator' conferences. Understandably Gibbs is not happy. Warning contains spanking, don't like don't read.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
Some Time To Fall Apart by Chirugal reviews
After Gibbs resigns, Abby heads home. Angst ensues. Gibbs and Abby friendship piece, complete.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Editor by DreamingIce reviews
"Anyone can edit Wikipedia, Ziva, that's what makes it so fun!" Tony and Ziva mess with the Wikipedia page on Deep Six and it's author. Subtle tiva hints
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2008 - [Tony D., Ziva D.] Tim M. - Complete
Breaking Up is Hard to Do by jfine reviews
The in and outs of falling in and out of love and maybe back in or out, who knows. featuring Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David. Will Ziva finally tell him that she loves him? Does he know already? Will he give in to her? Will they grow old together? TIVA! End?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,552 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Gullibles Trials by Tim McGeek by PaperHat reviews
Sequel to Idle Idols. Tony plays hooky again and Tim seizes on the opportunity to gets his revenge for getting him into trouble in the past. Does Gibbs find out? Of course he does, he always does. Warning contains spanking, don't like don't read.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
9 Crimes by Mrs.Scott323 reviews
Jibbs. 9 Crimes Jenny and Jethro committed.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,455 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Idle Idols by PaperHat reviews
He would never find out would he? It was a million to one chance. Was it worth the risk to have that one chance at their dreams? Rating changed for future chapters. Last chapter now up.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Survival by ArtieFanFiction reviews
Two NCIS agents are missing somewhere in the Amazon basin. Will the rest of the team be able to find them in time? And just what is the bigger picture here? Read to find out...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 45 - Words: 70,961 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Minor Ailments by Morgan72uk reviews
Sometimes, even the path to happily ever after involves a few bumps and bruises. Jibbs
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,701 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
my sweet valentine crush by special agent Ali reviews
its a valentines day disaster! Tim and Abs are just so far apart, Tony and Ziva are trying to get it on without Gibbs finding out and now there's flying peas! McAbby, Tiva. rewrote chapter 4 I didn't like it at all now complete, anyone for sequel?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Painful Memories by Lady.Of.Silver reviews
On the anniversary of Ari's Death, painful memories come back to haunt Ziva. A definate TIVA fic.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Summon the Lambs to Slaughter by La Guera reviews
When a bizarre transfer student comes to Hogwarts, Snape pushes her to the breaking point. But when he's accused of a crime he never committed, she is the only one who can prove his innocence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 445,960 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 9/2/2002
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Love and Guilt reviews
Gibbs deals with the loss of Jen.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ducky M. - Complete
It's OK reviews
JIBBS. After a tragic loss, Gibbs has to make sure not only he is ok, but that she is too.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Spick and Span reviews
A lot of questions are asked and few are answered when Tony desides to look into a dictionary. A OneShot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
The First Sunrise reviews
My first fanfic. Tony,Ziva an Tim receive a threatning phonecall. Includes JIBBS
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008