Author has written 2 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, and Harry Potter.
HELLO! My name is Caitlin Rose.
I've always wanted a fanfiction account, but I was just to lazy to do it. All my friends have one and their stories are great! My interests include reading, drawing, hiking, hanging with friends, learning mythology & different laguages.
Here are little fun facts about me.
Favorite Colors: Blue, Black, & Green
Type: Book Worm, Smart Alek, Nerdy, Lazy, Crazy When In Contact With Sugar, LOVES creepy things
Gaian from Gaiaonline.com: Pure Rose Artemis; come & visit me
1. Naruto 1. Harry Potter
2. Death Note 2. Cirque Du Freak
3. Inuyasha 3. Animorphs
4. Wolf's Rain 4. Midnighters
5. D.N.Angel 5. Uglies
6. Negima 6. Twilight
7. Full Metal Alchemist 7. Maximum Ride
8. Bleach 8. Thith
9. The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya 9. PEEPS
10. Please Save My Earth 10. Inkheart
11. Blood+ 11. The Daughters of The Moon
12. Avatar 12. The Last Days
13. Digimon 13. Sea of Trolls
14. Black Lagoon 14. Percy Jackson & The Olympians
15. Tokyo Mew Mew
16. FLCL (FoolyCooly)
17. This Ugly Yet Beautiful World
18. Azumanga Daioh
20. School Days
21. Kare Kano
22. Cardcaptor Sakura
P.S. If I put in all of my favorites, there would be no room left for anything else :)
1. Hana-Kimi For You In Full Blossom 1. Full Metal Alchemist; Conquer of Shamballa
2. Ouran High School Host Club 2. Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
3. Ultra Maniac 3. Princess Monoko
4. Love Monster 4. Spirited Away
5. +Anima 5. Totoro
6. Vampire Knight 6. Kiki's Delivery Service
7. Fruits Basket 7. Castel in the Sky
8. Chobits 8. Howl's Moving Castel
9. Hikaru no Go 9. Pirates of the Caribean ; At World's End
10. Millennium Snow 10. The Simpson's Movie
11. Beet The Vandel Buster 11. School of Rock
12. School Rumble 12. What About Bob?
13. Red River 13. Holes
14. Beauty Pop 14. Monty Python & The Holy Grail
15. Magic Knight Rayearth
16. After School Nightmare
18. Girl Got Game
19. Juvinile Orion
P.S. I realize now that I like too many manga & anime. I ain't gonna put all of them!
A Good And Best Friend
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.
"Best friends through thick and thin!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, Kira's Loyal Follower
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If you think High School Musical was a crappy movie, copy this and paste it in your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile
If you have ever thought of someone and laughed, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name. Haruka Oujo, Mikuru Hitachi, Hana, MelDazzey, Kira's Loyal Follower
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.-
If you've ever walked into a window, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Mikuru Hitachi, Kura and Hana, MelDazzey, Kira's Loyal Follower
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like stuffed animals/plushies despite that you are to old for them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten high on sugar, copy and paste on your profile.
If you believe that self-inserts deserve a fair and equal chance at being treated as nicely as other stories do, then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you don't believe in copying and pasting, please don't copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can spout a random Full Metal Alchemist character (any character) quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Rock Paper Scissors solves everything, then put this in your profile!
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you're convinced Gaara is not emo, copy and paste this onto your profile
You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (GO HYPER GO!! you know you want to!~)
I am worse than evil... I am the author!!
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER
Candy is good for you. Why? Bouncing off walls is good excercise.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Stop the Pairing Wars!
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and yell "Storms Suck"
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes
If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried
The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept
People are boring. They are only amusing if you push them down many flights of stairs
Cheese will rule do not deny the truth
Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong
All sane people who worked here quit
Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else
One by one penguins steal my sanity, but since when have I been sane
I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world
Nothing matters... cuz 'I like dirt, I like dirt'
Come join the dark side, we have cookies (code word for: YAOI!)
Never underestimate stupid people in large groups
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding
A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly
I will temporarily rule the world, forever
One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf he heard it fine.
If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk!
Your pen maybe mightier then the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen
I tripped over a wireless phone!
You plus me equals knives and blood
Randomness is an idiot's greatest gift
"I shall kill you at night, rip your head off and sell it on Ebay!"
"Mess with the best; Die like the rest!"
"No one ignores me and LIVES!"
Funny Quotes and Sayings!(some stuff my friend's and I said without thought, or they are just REALLY random moments)
-"DUMBASS! If someone like you goes parading around, it's as good as saying, "PLEASE RAPE ME!" kanou to Ayase from Okane Ga Nai
-"She's been kiddnapped by the hobos!!" me when Yeshay went missing in the library
-"We had SPECIAL BROWNIES!" sidona and me at lunch period
-"Yeah... if only I were a woman... HEY! WAIT! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!" edward
-"Heh-hee! We-we-we ain't afraid of-of rooler coasters no-no more!" Osaka after riding with Miss Yukai in her beat up car
-"The hobos are watching us..."I just saw Prince of Darkness (If you don't understand, watch the movie)
-"His hair is DBZ style!" sister commented on Ushio/Tora. "NO! Goku's goes up, in a FWAP STYLE! Ushio's does, 'FWIP!' damnit!" me. "FWAP!" sis "FWIP!" me "FWAP!" sis "FWIP!" me "FWAP!" sis "FWIP!" me "FWAP!" sis "CAT!" me "WHAT!" sis
-"Alice Cooper is the Hobo King!" again, I saw Prince of Darkness; Alice Cooper played a hobo zombie with an army of smelly bums following him around
-"You are a shnoot!" me to little sister "What's a shnoot?!" sister "I don't know" me
-"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" - Asuka Langley Soryu (Evangelion)
-"Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?" - Lina Inverse (Slayers)
-"Survivability takes priority." - Misato Katsuragi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
-"No one's gonna take her from me...Akane's mine...and she's engaged to me!!" - Ranma (Ranma 1/2)
-"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)
-"You hit her in the ta-tas!" kuwabara to yusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho
-"Hiei, I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through but... I don't like you that way." - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)
-"Lupin! Don't you dare die before I get to arrest you!" - Inspector Zenigata (Lupin III)
-"If you die, I'll kill you!" - Zoro (One Piece)
-"Aren't we just a few lilies short of a shojo-ai?" - Excel referring to the scene (Excel Saga)
-"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money. " - Ichigo (Bleach)
-"I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call." - Vash introducing himself to Wolfwood (Trigun)
-"Azmaria is amazing. She's already learning how to kiss up to rich people at such an age..." - Rosette (Chrno Crusade)
-"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!" - Vash (Trigun)
-"Thou Shalt not Kill! What the hell kind of a churchman are you!?" - Vash talking to Wolfwood (Trigun)
-"Faye faye smoke smoke, faye faye puff puff! Yay!" - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)
-"How could I forget? He's into dead girls!" - Kagome (Inuyasha)
-"Sometimes I see dirt, and I try to follow it with my eyes." - Osaka (Azumanga Daioh)
-"Goku! I'd rather die than fuse with you!"
-A truely wise man never plays leap-frog with a unicorn.
-Friends don't let friends drink, and drive home with ugly men.
-It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters, is whether I win or lose.
-My God is alive. Sorry about your's.
-I didn't claw my way up to the food chain to eat vegitables!
-This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land!
-Every morning is the dawn for new error...
-"Clowns are the ultimate EVIL!" Billy from the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
-"Pack your chastity belt Gilmore, you're going to Havard!" Paris freaking out on C-Span from Gilmore Girls
-"What are you going to do? Beat me with your Jesus Stick?!" Charlie to Mr. Ecko from LOST
-"Hurley, you okay?" Kate "Yeah, it's just... I have to pee. You know, before we go into the black, death hole." both of them are huddled around the now opened hatch in season one from LOST
-Game, set, match=Tennis
Set match, run=Arson
-I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shit!"
Tough Guys=43 percent
Douch Bags=15 percent
-How to be a Bouncer
be an asshole
stand near a door
-If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladel, then you're fat.
-How fast does a zebra run before it gets gray?
-Hot potatoe is a very different game when the people playing are starving.
-A powernap is when you sleep on someone weaker than you.
-"You're going to rape hamsters!?" me yelling at Nick after I misunderstood something.
-"NO! My gay porn!"me... I really have no idea how to explain how those words came out of my mouth. You had to be there.
-If you're color blinde, eating candy must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"
- "I like that boy!" Richard "Prove it, drop your pant's!" Loreli from Gilmore Girls
-"Flirting with a guy in a pom-pom hat and skirt is quite an accomplishment." Loreli from Gilmore Girls
- "I can'r believe you made us go to Ireland to stock Bono!" Rory from Gilmore Girls
-"Taylor paid me 20 dollars to jump out of a plain." Kirk from Gilmore Girls
-"Please don't use holy magic on civilans!" Hakkai from Saiyuki.
-"Calay is on scareroids!" me and Olivia to Calay because she scares the living shit out of us 95 percent of the time (if you're reading this Calay, my dear friend, please don't kill me!).
-"He is such a super hunk!" my math teacher about this funny bald dude who's a famouse mathematican (did I spell that right?)
- "Human beings become dirty, even if they do nothing for their whole life. But in the true sence, isn't the heart dirtied only when betrayed by the only one you trust?" Iwaki from Haru Wo Daite Ita
-"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of eldeberries!" weird french dude from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
-“You’re grades are dropping?! SO WHAT! Who cares about grades? I don’t give a damn about grades!” - Isshin father of Ichigo from Bleach
-“Even child molesters have friends! Granted…they’re also child molesters but they go out for lunch…or something.” -- American Dad
-"I believe in you! I KNOW you can make him gay!" me to my friend hannah. (you had to be there...)
-"I've unlocked my inner voice." harry "Really, what'd it say?" tommy "I don't know. I don't speak french!" harry Third Rock From the Sun
-"Dick, permission to bitch?!" sally "Permission granted!" dick Third Rock From the Sun
-"If Dick were here, he'd know what to do." tommoy "If Dick were here, he'd know where Dick was." harry Third Rock From the Sun
-Rubix cube is equal to a drag queen, 'cause they're both colorful, but I don't want to do it.
-Games, brought to you by cheating. Winners Plan B since 2000 years.
-Friend's in detention for gym class (we were bored and the sun was HOT): after Hailey finished babbling about leprechauns and double rainbows, emma said, "Are you smoking something?" hailey replied, "Nah, I'm straight as a rainbow!" confused silence. Then she said "Oh, that was clever..."
-"Fizz C... it's piss in a bottle." me when my mother made me mix this orange powder into my water.
-"Are we dead?" Claire "Well, if we are, heaven sucks." Hurley from LOST
-"You guys have no idea what it's like to be straight. It's awful!" Nick complaining to his gay friends Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
-"Great! Now I have to go find Jesus!" Norah frustrated with Caroline; Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
-"You're spilling rightiousness all over the carpet!" ... yeah... You had to be there. (That was me.)
-"Evil beware. We have waffles." Raven from Teen Titans
-"Wait... I have a question. My parent's had me when they were 15 and 16. Does that make me a broken law?" Josh from my Health class.
-"Hey, I heard about this law in Massachusettes(did I spell that right?) that it's illegal to masturbate." cue laughter. "How would they catch someone doing that?" cue more laughter. again-this was in health class.
-"Her hair was glistening in the rain, like nose hair after a sneeze!"
-"It's an American tradition, like parent's chasing children around with power tools."
Oh, my God.
-I like Twilight as much as the next girl but, COME ON! It's JUST a book. I, personally, am a Jacob fan.
-"Anyone who goes to church, or has a maternal instict, thinks that a child's voice is innocent and pure. No one ever talked about what their singing abilities were like." me to my friend watching the preschoolers at church, listening to them screech bible hymns.
Things My Friends Taught Me
1. Obsessions may not be healthy but boy they are fun
2. Surprise Parties never turn out to be surprises
3. A Cynic and an Optimist can be great friends
4. Never say Never
5. If my house burnt down my friends would come and help me roast marshmallows :)
6. Secrets are meant to be shared
7. Friends know when you need a hug
8. An obsession shared is an obsession increased
9. Sugar Highs are extremely contagious
10. Crushes last months, friendships last forever
List your top ten favorite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.
1. Remus Lupin
2. Harry Potter
3. Serverus Snape
4. Draco Malfoy
5. Sirius Black
6. Fred Weasley
7. George Weasley
8. Ron Weasley
9. Hermione Granger
10. Luna Lovegood
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Nope, and I don't really see how anyone could a fanfic based on that type of love the two have never even met!
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Well, to me, the I am in love the actor who plays him, but the actual book charater is not my type!
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
After they've received the news, I believe they'd faint, foam at the mouth, then have an awkward-yet funy-conversation with Mr. and Mrs. Weasley on how the hell it happened!
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
There was this one crossover of Harry Potter and Ouran High School Host Club, where she was cousin's with Haruhi-but they both had bad-girl attitudes! It was hilarious!
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
I guess those two could make a good couple if the author didn't base the whole fanfiction on pure smut, and actually explained their relationship.
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
In my opinion, I'd rather read about four/nine, than four/eight 'cause the book so clearly states their hatred for each other. (Now a four/two-that's what I'm interested in!)
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
I think he would shit himself at the mere sight of it! I mean-what would an older brother say in a situation like that?!
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Ask someone who isn't lazy to do that!
9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
My Moon, My Light.
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
I'll type up one later... (See what I said about lazyiness!)
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
Oh... the favorites can only be boys..?
13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
Soramimi Cake by Oranges and Lemons (Until I find a better one.)