Greetings, ladies and gentleman. Here are a few things about me (I might add more later on):

Favorite Movies(in no particular order): Star Wars, The Avengers, Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Harry Potter, The Matrix, Superman, Batman, Batman Begins/The Dark Knight, James Bond, Resident Evil, Spider-man, X-Men, Mission Impossible, Avatar, Titanic, Jurassic Park, Shrek, Independence Day, Indiana Jones, Dawn of the planet of the Apes, Forrest Gump, Merlin, Excalibur, King Arthur, Trading Places, Beverly Hills Cop, Coming to America, Terminator, Silence of the Lambs, World War Z, Troy, I am Legend, Jaws, Van Helsing, Blade, Interview with the Vampire, Vampire in Brooklyn, The Golden Child, 48 hrs, The Distinguished Gentleman, Dave, Total Recall, Last Action Hero, Escape Plan, The Last Stand, Jingle All the Way, Eraser, Commando, Twins, Richie Rich, Home Alone, Kindergarten Cop, Pulp Fiction, The Running Man, Predator, The Shawshank Redemption, Seven Pounds, Transcendence, The Tourist, Lucy, Final Destination, Panic Room, War of the Worlds, War of the Roses, Bruce Almighty, The Mask, Outbreak, The Mist, The One, The Medallion, The Tuxedo, Men in Black, 'I, Robot', The Pursuit of Happyness, Limitless, Hitch, Edward Scissorhand, The Incredible Hulk, Fantastic Four, Les Miserables, Scary Movie, Inspector Gadget, Star Trek, Your Name, etc.

Favorite Shows/Sitcoms(in no particular order): The Twilight Zone, Tales from the Crypt, Star Trek, Smallville, Supernatural, Charmed, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Xena: The Warrior Princess, Gilligan's Island, Wonder Woman, Mind your language, Mulberry, Are you Afraid of the Dark, The X-Files, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Power Rangers, Wish Bone, Boy Meets World, Friends, Dawson's Creek, Family Matters, Sabrina the teenage Witch, Kenan Kal, Home Improvement, The Golden Girls, The Nanny, Will Grace, MAD TV, The Drew Carey Show, Married with Children, Everybody Loves Raymond, Ally McBeal, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, etc.

Favorite Cartoons(in no particular order): Looney Tunes, Pinky and the Brain, The Simpsons, Captain Planet, The Magic School Bus, Mega man, Sonic the Hedgehog, Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse, Popeye, Goofy, Donald Duck, Daffy Duck, Scrooge McDuck, Aladdin, Doug, Rugrats, Hey Arnold, Spongebob Squarepants, Batman, Chip Dale, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Duck Tales, Darkwing Duck, Animaniacs, CatDog, The Power Puff Girls, Dexter's Laboratory, The Simpsons, Arthur, Gargoyles, South Park, Johnny Bravo, Ed Edd n Eddy, Tiny Toons, King of the Hill, Futurama, Inspector Gadget, etc.

Favorite Manga/Anime(in no particular order): Your Name, Fate/Stay Night, Fate/Zero, Unlimited Blade Works, Sword Art Online, Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Yu Yu Hakusho, Code Geass, Death Note, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Rurouni Kenshin, One Punch Man, Hikaru no Go, MegaMan NT Warrior(Rockman.EXE), Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, .hack//Sign, Shaman King, Ultimate Muscle, Card Captors, Tenjho Tenge, Digimon, Dragon Drive, etc.

Favorite Books(in no particular order): Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, William Shakespeare, The Odyssey, The Iliad , Star Wars, Titanic, Mark Twain, Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn, various mysteries or detective stories, Agatha Christie, Stephen King, Goosebumps, Fear Street, Alice in wonderland, The Adventures of Pinocchio, The Great Gatsby, Of Mice and Men, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Don Quixote, The Giver, Lord of the Flies, The three Musketeers, etc.

Favorite Games(in no particular order): The Legend of Zelda, Resident Evil, Fallout 4, StarCraft, Mortal Kombat, Doom, Vampire the Masquerade: Redemption, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, Mega man, Pokemon, Tomb Raider, Metroid, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic(1 and 2), Star Wars: Battlefront(1 and 2), Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast, Star Wars Jedi Knight III: Jedi Academy, Star Wars Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed(1 and 2), Star Wars: Republic Commando, Star Wars: Rogue Squadron, Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire, Lego Star Wars, Super Smash Bros., Super Mario, Super Mario Bros., Duke Nukem, Half-Life, Grand Theft Auto, Dragon Ball Z Budokai, Dragon Ball Xenoverse, Yu-Gi-Oh, Devil May Cry, etc.

Favorite Comic book characters(in no particular order): Batman, Superman, Spider-Man, Supergirl, Wonder Woman, Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, The Incredible Hulk, Green Lantern, The Flash, The X-Men, The Fantastic Four, etc.

We defended the STONE

We found the CHAMBER

We freed the PRISONER

We were chosen by the GOBLET

We fought alongside the ORDER

We discovered the HORCRUX

We defeated the DARK LORD

We are the Harry Potter generation.

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE A TRUE POTTERHEAD!

We discovered the PHANTOM MENACE

We helped the ATTACK OF THE CLONES

We fought against the REVENGE OF THE SITH

We joined ROGUE ONE

We were A NEW HOPE

We are there when THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

We are THE RETURN OF THE JEDI

We are Star Wars generation.

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE STAR WARS!

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

that I bought you roses

to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry

That I was raised with respect

not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry

That my body's not ripped enough

to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry

that I open your car door,

and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry

That I'm not cute enough

to be "your guy"

I'm sorry

That I am actually nice;

not a jerk

I'm sorry

I don't have a huge bank account

to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry

I like to spend quality nights at home

cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry

I would rather make love to you then just screw you

like some random guy.

I'm sorry

That I am always the one you need to talk to,

but never good enough to date

I'm sorry

That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,

but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry

That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,

but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry

If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry

If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry

that you can't realize. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry

If you read this and know somebody like this

but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry

For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry

That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry

I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good

enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry

I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry

That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry

That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry

That I cared

I'm sorry

that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

Murphy's Laws

Murphy's First Law:

Nothing is as easy as it looks .

Murphy's Second Law:

Everything takes longer than you think

Murphy's Third Law:

In any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Murphy's Fourth Law:

If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong.

Murphy's Fifth Law:

If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy's Sixth Law:

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Murphy's Seventh Law:

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy's Eighth Law:

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Murphy's Ninth Law:

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.