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Joined 02-03-08, id: 1491401, Profile Updated: 06-10-14
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Portal.

I have 124 items in my fanfiction folder. It's safe to say I've lost control of my life. Despite this, I rarely publish anything, usually due to chronic incompleteness.

Fandoms I like include Portal, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Sherlock, Cabin Pressure, and Doctor Who.

I have a weak spot for femslash and an even weaker spot for creative Gen fic. Angst doesn't appeal to me nearly as much as it seems to appeal to other fanfiction readers. If something's well-written and has accurate characterization, I'm sold.

I'm female, 20 years old, and going to college for I don't even know anymore.

Below are some of the fanfics among the 124 that I have a reasonable amount of motivation to continue. If one of the ideas appeals to you, send me a message telling me so (and optionally, why it appeals) and you'll increase my motivation to write the thing.

Multi-chapter:

  • A Harry Potter/Nightmare Before Christmas crossover crackfic in which Harry stumbles upon a gathering of hippies one night and sets out to end the war with Voldemort peacefully. That goes about as well as one would expect. Includes rewrites of the Nightmare Before Christmas songs.
  • A Maurauder-era Harry Potter fic in which the school puts on a production of the Wizarding equivalent of Romeo and Juliet during Christmas break. In the play, since the Christmas colors correspond to the colors of Gryffindor and Slytherin, a Gryffindor girl and a Slytherin boy fall in love. Lily gets the part of the Gryffindor girl. James gets the part of the Slytherin boy (with the help of an Acting Potion, since he's terrible at acting). Snape gets the part of James's best friend. Chaos and shenanigans ensue.
  • A Cabin Pressure/Sherlock crossover in which Martin and Sherlock swap bodies for a day.
  • Oneshots:

  • Some ChellDOS goodness, because I always need more ChellDOS in my life (send me prompts!)
  • I'm always looking for quality fanfic, so if you've read something you think I'll like, go ahead and send me a message recommending it. I'll probably be more skeptical if you recommend something you've written yourself.

    Hopefully by now you have satiated your desire to know more about the author of whatever it was that you read. Or accomplished whatever goal you set out to accomplish by reading this.

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    Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
    Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32807 - Favs: 19,958 - Follows: 15,997 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Evening Falls by Ava Sinclair reviews
    Elisa was once an everyday Twilight fangirl, but now, inexplicably, she's become a part of Edward and Bella's world. Her struggle to fit into her new life, however, may become a fight to survive that neither she nor Bella may win...
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 283,257 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 5/9/2008
    I Like to Watch You Dance by Zoffoli reviews
    "I like to watch you dance", had said Moriarty. And now he has Sherlock dancing in the palm of his hand... with John as an audience. Strip dancing and power play scene. Johnlock. Rated M for adult contents. Please read Warnings inside. First opus in the Dance series, prequel to 'Let Me Dance for You' and 'Dance is Chemistry'.
    Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Courtesy Call by Wedjat reviews
    When I picked up the phone, it was the last person I was expecting...even though it should've been the first. Chell's POV.
    Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011
    Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
    Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5356 - Favs: 12,331 - Follows: 1,535 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Canon by SideKick55 reviews
    The problem with living forever is...your secrets do too. This is probably the most peripheral Twilight fanfic ever. Give it a try, you might like it anyhow. Yes, the Cullens are in it.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,528 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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    Ace of Fours reviews
    A short piece about Chell and human!Wheatley in the outside world. Wheatley wanders off and finds a pack of cards.
    Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Chell, Wheatley
    Wheatley in a Wheat Field reviews
    All-dialog. Wheatley being himself after he crashes back to Earth.
    Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Wheatley - Complete
    In Which Sam Flips Out During Mystery Spot reviews
    Sam flies into a rage somewhere between the montage of Dean dying repeatedly and Sam after a hundred Tuesdays looking completely defeated. There be crack and apparently the inability to decide whether to laugh or cry ahead.
    Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
    In Which Castiel Takes Up Scrapbooking reviews
    No, really. And it's adorable.
    Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
    The Last Will and Testament of Sherlock Holmes reviews
    Sherlock left a will behind after the fall, and it seems he was more sentimental than he let on.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    You've Chosen Your Way reviews
    He should have known this day would come. They were on opposing sides of a war... On a misson for the Dark Lord, Severus Snape finds himself facing Lily Potter as an enemy.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
    Stupid Like Your Father reviews
    Angsty Harry needs to let off some steam. Hilarity ensues. A oneshot based on Dane Cook's "Brain Ninjas" bit. Not slash.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete