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Author has written 10 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Naruto, Odyssey, Inception, Powerpuff Girls, and Harry Potter.

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I write drabbles. Granted, it's been awhile since I've chugged anything out, but there you have it.

It probably has something to do with my laziness...


"I haven't seen you for two years and yet, within two minutes, you've managed to piss me off!" - Sakura Haruno from Naruto

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

"Let's do this like buddhists!" - Buttercup from Powerpuff Girls

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third, it is accepted as self-evident." - Arthur Schopenhauer

"I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell. " -Harry S. Truman

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The Natural Habitat of Haruno Sakura by Tozette reviews
College AU. Sakura moves to a new town to attend university and desperately needs to find a cheap room in a share house. Luckily, the Akatsuki need a new housemate. (Or: the one where Itachi is a starving law student, Kakashi is teaching professional ethics and Pein is a hipster barista. Also there's a really scarring incident involving Hidan and a goat.) Violence, sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,242 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1h ago - Published: 3/24 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Morality Chain by Pureauthor reviews
/AU-ish/ "You're my brother. That's got to count for something. Right, Zuzu?" If Azula and Zuko had always cared for each other, how different would their live's paths have been?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 170,058 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Azula, Zuko
Bound By Garlands of Her Own by Carrie Swinton reviews
SEQUEL to Bright Star. Hermione didn't think that she would need to stand on her own after meeting Lacie Malfoy, her best friend but secrets, dangers and the disappearance, left Hermione no choice. If not Draco, who is the Heir? AU of CoS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,133 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Hermione G.
Welcome to Camp Konoha by ohscrewthename reviews
When Sakura is mistakenly placed in an all male camp, she expects nothing but pot, porn, and pranks to run rampant. Little does she know that a sickening purpose is brewing...and she's at the very core of it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,655 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Lucky In Cards, Unlucky In Love by Dozen and One Stars reviews
It's the rapid fire, bullet proof broomsticks, curses, and the unspoken agreements that define Hiruma and Mamori's odd relationship at their best, worst and the area inbetween. After all it's just another day in paradise. 100 themes challenge. Oneshots.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 53,684 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Hiruma Y., Mamori A.
Roommates by Aria's Locket reviews
An unlikely tale of two unlikely people being forced to live together under unlikely circumstances. Taang AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,405 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Aang, Toph - Complete
A Brief History of Scorpius Malfoy by Clear Plastic reviews
Rose and Scorpius, a series of firsts. First year through seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,772 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Pieces: A Story Cycle by Realmer06 reviews
In the end, they're all just parts of a whole. An exploration of the next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,625 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Fred W. II, Molly W. II, Scorpius M., Rose W.
More Than Human by sbj reviews
There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 286,235 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/31/2009
Glissando 99 by Marsh of Sleep reviews
A place to dump strange one-shots. 'This Never Really Happens You Can Take My Word': "Why," she asks, prompting you to acknowledge that if there is ever a prime position to be in for an easy-access punch to the dick, you are in it.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,222 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Untouchable by night-violet reviews
The lone wolf outside the viciously maintained pack structure, he presented an open threat to all slytherin males. The alpha –in-waiting. Yet he was untouchable...for now, thought Hermione Granger,as she sucked the end of her quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,704 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Theodore N., Hermione G.
Cold Feet, Cold Hands by pozarpel reviews
It's half court expectation and half her own foolish insistence on modest femininity, he's sure, but sometimes it seems like she wears enough fabric to swaddle a bear and enough trinkets to fill a dungeon hall. And now… And now she is wearing very little.
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Judal, Kougyoku R. - Complete
Tending Roses by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. "Scorpius didn't have feelings for Rose. I fully believed that. But as I lay there awake, thinking about it, I discovered how natural it was to add one word to the end of that statement. Scorpius didn't have feelings for Rose. Yet." Al plays matchmaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,884 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Downward Spiral by TheEvilPeaches reviews
Katniss came to realize that neither of them are perfect, and the Capitol loves it that way. It might have been bearable if she wasn't a victor with the sadist from District 2. AU
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,510 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Taking Responsibility by Somewei reviews
-PPG Movie AU- For eleven years, Earth has been under the oppressing thumb of Mojo and the Rowdyruff Boys, but when three super-powered girls enter the picture, it becomes a game of espionage, deception, and seduction.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,754 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
The Disillusionment of Draco Malfoy by Little Witch1 reviews
...and His Accomplice Hermione Granger. DH AU. Short chapters. Two people, dissatisfied with their roles in the war, decide to make a change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 30,888 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Time to Dance with a Devil on Your Back by Like A Dove reviews
Your name is Korra and you're the Avatar. You know you have a lot of things to worry about, like Amon and your airbending training, but at the same time you're still a seventeen year old girl. Mako/Korra. Korra/Bolin? Drabble dump.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
Big Brother Hal Explains it All by hoc-et-quod reviews
Formerly title 'Lessons'. Hal Jordan tries to answer a seemingly innocent question from Aya. Just a bit of Razer/Aya fluff.
Green Lantern: The Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hal J., Aya - Complete
Schizophrenia by GryfoTheGreat reviews
She is, quite literally, someone else. One-shot, introspective.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Korra - Complete
Right 'Till The End by manhattan martini reviews
"Because friends will be friends." One-shot series. — the Krew; MakoKorra, BolinAsami
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Mako, Korra
Have a Nice Day! by Speechwriter reviews
Tom Riddle: secret, brilliant heir to the biggest company in the world, VoldeMart. Hermione Granger: sent to his prestigious school on full scholarship because VoldeMart outsourced her parents' jobs to China. Bridges burn. Sparks fly. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,997 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Serious Business by snappleducated reviews
Avatar Korra turns to her past lives for help with regards to seducing a certain fire-bender. Alternate Title: "Aang is the Love-Guru." — Korra/Mako
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 89 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
Solid Ground by Illyria Lives reviews
It used to be so simple, before Korra. I would run towards whatever solid ground I could find, stand steady, no questions. But now, I can't help but feel that perhaps I'm running in the wrong direction. Rated for language.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Mako - Complete
In the Storm by Purple.Slippers.18 reviews
Mako heard Korra choke on her tea, shifting just a bit closer to him. He knew the girl beside him wasn't afraid of the dark, that was impossible. So it had to be the storm.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
Eyes Turned Skywards by Bubblewrap Leech reviews
19. But, then again...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,258 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Starvation by Purple.Slippers.18 reviews
There was a deeper well inside of the brothers, a desperation to rise above the lot life had tossed at them, a yearning to prove themselves as young men…a raw starvation to live.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Mako, Bolin - Complete
Lifetimes by Purple.Slippers.18 reviews
Do you really think friendships can last more than one lifetime?
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Korra - Complete
Introduction by Purple.Slippers.18 reviews
To say the situation was awkward was like saying the One Hundred Years War had been a minor scuffle.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
The Scientist by uchiha.s reviews
AU, HG/TMR/FW. Attraction builds between Hermione and her best friend's older brother, yet she can't tear her mind from the mysterious puzzle that is her critical theory professor: Dr. Riddle. EPILOGUE UP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by A. E. Stover reviews
AU: Kagawa; home to a corrupt politician intent on eradicating the yakuza who threaten his position. Akatsuki; an underground group formed to monitor the city's dirty politics. Sakura; the daughter of a yakuza boss, a college student - and a live target.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,098 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A Duty Unending by Beloved Dawn reviews
The poor girl just attracts all the wrong people. A look at Naru's life in Crystal Tokyo.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Naru O./Molly - Complete
I'll Wait by Wisteria Stargazer reviews
Watching a silent building for dangerous, maniacal criminals at two in the morning from a neighboring building always seemed to mess with his brain. DamianXSteph
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Damian W./Robin, Stephanie B. - Complete
Capitulation by imperfectandchaotic reviews
Falling. The bishop falls for her, as does the die for him. It's like a kick, pulling them up for air when they find themselves drowning in the shadows of an ill-fated dream, thrown in by someone who wants nothing more than to rip them apart. Complete!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Reach by yangires reviews
When Shiki was five, she knew she was special. —Shiki introspection—
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Shiki M. - Complete
We Live in Awkward Times, My Friend by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
A series of awkward situations in which her friends discover Kel has been...intimate with someone. Being as nosy as they are, they then proceed to embarrass her on their quest to discover who has "conquered" the unconquerable lady knight.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Keladry
Finding Time by MoonVeil reviews
Sakura is given a chance to peer into the past—to see things she never wanted to see. To know the truth behind a massacre and to save the boy lost in the lies. Sakura/Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Wednesday by The Silver Phoenix reviews
Ariadne always loved Wednesdays. Arthur/Ariadne
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Mistaken For Strangers by Metarie reviews
"I think there's a myth about a girl like you," he says, thoughtfully. "Oh really?" says Ariadne dryly. "I hadn't heard." Five ways Arthur and Ariadne didn't meet.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
New Reality by sTaR SNipEr reviews
Post-movie. Ariadne tries to live on a normal graduate student after the inception. But reality isn't really enough for her anymore.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ariadne
Architecture by zeurin reviews
An exploration of Ariadne's relationships with Eames, Cobb, and Arthur. One-shot.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6240 - Favs: 3,904 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Snippets from Slytherin by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
107 drabbles focusing on various Slytherins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 107 - Words: 30,032 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Patience by Amagake reviews
Ice melts, but some hearts don't always do the same. Major, MAJOR spoliers for Ch. 480
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Karin, Sasuke U. - Complete
Set Myself on Fire by dress without sleeves reviews
Puck and Rachel, from the beginning. It wasn't always slushies and nasty comments in the hallway. // Ten: Someone breaks up, someone makes up, and old habits die hard. Finished!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,887 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 111 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Blasted Sorting Hat by sarahyyy reviews
In which Scorpius is a Gryffindor and Rose is a Slytherin. Think that things couldn't get worse? Think again because they have to tell their parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Getting it Right by Moonprincess92 reviews
Rose and Scorpius share a hate/hate relationship. So everyone thought. Even Rose and Scorpius themselves. It just took them a while to get anything right. :Scorpius/Rose NextGen Complete:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 215,558 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Crimson Reign by Lady Hanaka reviews
An heiress of the sacred sword, an avenger of a once great clan, a half-demon bound to a curse, and an exiled priest who has lost his eye to a sin recompensed.In darkest night of a thousand moons, when the most evil soul was brought to Earth,the four meet. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,800 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
It's Always the Quiet Ones by Ruthie of the Wildcats reviews
FF III When Refia goes to take a bath, she sets Ingus as a guard against Luneth's curious eyes. But is he really the one she has to watch out for?
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Luneth, Arc - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Disenchanted by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. KibaSaku. “I couldn't help but notice that you're gorgeous. Won't you allow me the pleasure of taking your breath away?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Vested Interest by Alory Shannon reviews
Two strangers happen to have matching attire. Deidara doesn't see what the big deal is. Sakura insists it wouldn't've happened if he hadn't shopped in the women's section. Tempers flare, words are exchanged, clothing is ruined. & thus, a romance is born.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
In All Honesty by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Nara Shikamaru doesn’t even think Ino is pretty until they are eight. Yamanaka Ino decides to marry Shikamaru the day she meets him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Colourful Plastic by Flaignhan reviews
The point? Torture. And a big fat feeling of smugness once you've completed it. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unrequited Love for Dummies by brite reviews
Akira is having a bad day. He's not the only one.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Kamio A., R. Sakuno - Complete
Deception & Concealment by KissThis reviews
Voldemort is dead; Harry bitter. In order to save him and her world, Hermione does the unimaginable and the illegal - disguised as a boy she goes back to the Marauders' Era, but finds herself in a sticky situation of love. [OT3: JP x HG x SB]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,072 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 3,821 - Follows: 254 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Fat and Sweat and Squishy Noises by Soline reviews
ONE-SHOT! A short story about Hermione seeing a crude act in the night. Snape catches her and has to explain sex... sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Eye of the Beholder by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
It doesn't matter how many times you fall down, but how many times you get back up
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Step Closer by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifty steps on the long path to becoming a true kunoichi. Sakura, from genin to beyond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Can't Knock 'Em Out by dress without sleeves reviews
In the post Yule Ball hysteria, Ginny and Hermione talk about boys and the all too common feeling that you're beating your head on a brick. Oh, well. You can't knock 'em out and you can't walk away.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Only the Cold by blue movies reviews
While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Another Shadow of the Sun by Vialana reviews
Steph never stopped dreaming.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Stephanie B. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
How Hermione Granger Learned About Shipping by JellyBellys reviews
What kind of sick freak ships Hermione with Voldemort anyway? That's what Hermione wants to know when she becomes trapped in a world of neverending Light and Darkness fic cliches. TRLVHG oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Scrabble and Daiquiris by asteriskjam reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Where the Asphalt Flowers Grow by Nokomiss reviews
None of Stephanie’s friends at school ever got to go places like this. Of course, most of their daddies didn’t escape from prison, either.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Stephanie B. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 3,747 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's a Girl Thing by AudibleHush reviews
In which boy stuff and girl stuff is comparatively discussed, Kaiba is kissed, and Téa learns that Testosterone can induce psychosis.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,769 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Anzu M., Seto K.
Of Beast And Blade by Scribbler reviews
[AU] In a distant realm where sword and sorcery rule, unlikely heroes have been chosen to save their world. [Ch20: Ororo finally shows her true colours. Meanwhile, Tabby's dramatic appearance in the fight against Sabertooth may be a double edged sword]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 255,455 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/10/2002
Nice To Dream by dress without sleeves reviews
Lavender finds Parvati staring out at the lake, and she shows the world that there is more to both girly-girl Gryffindors than meets the eye. "Maybe there is no such thing as right and wrong, Parvati, maybe it's all individual..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2005
Bell Jars by honeyblood reviews
[AU; post-Chuunin exams; Sakura-centric; oneshot] She cuts her hair at twelve. At thirty-five it's long again. But there is a long way between twelve and thirty-five.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,186 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Complete
Last Golden Summer by littlesoprano reviews
During the summer that Mystery Inc is caught between childhood and adulthood, something happens that will change two of the friends forever. Inspired by the flashback scene in SD2. Complete.
Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,437 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Fred, Velma - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Xasperated by Scribbler reviews
[one shot] Jamie tries to do laundry, but things don't go exactly as planned.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/30/2003 - Multiple/Jamie M., Beast/Hank M. - Complete
New and Improved by Scribbler reviews
Set just before the start of Season Two, this is a little foray into what the New Mutants' first day at the Institute could have been like, and an attempt to characterise some characters the scriptwriters ignored. Spin-off from 'JTWYA. [Complete fic]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,952 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Complete
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One More Day
written for sortinghatdrabbles' week 107. She knew what was good for her. Really. It was just that what was good for her and what she wanted weren't the same. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Amoral
He never had anyone to teach him about right and wrong before it was too late. He could never learn. drabble. OC as narrator.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Conclusion
Drabble; somewhat Sasu/Saku; She decided she waited long enough.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Absolute reviews
Sometimes just last. Drabble. Blues.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Bubbles, Boomer - Complete
Turning Tables reviews
Because life isn't set in stone and neither are personalities.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
One Out of Twelve reviews
Story of one of the twelve unfaithful maids. Drabble-ish
Odyssey - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
No Friendship Required reviews
She realized they weren't even friends. She realized she didn't care. Drabble Read&Review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Second Verse, Same as the First reviews
In which Kitty freaks out and Pietro fumes. Drabble-ish. No real plot. Follow up to First Impressions. Kietro
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Ramen reviews
Naruto is addicted to ramen. It's not that hard to figure out. Naruto is also smart. Now that's a bit difficult to see. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
First Impressions reviews
AU-no mutants. Kitty Pryde has just moved to Bayville and is less than thrilled. Plus, nothing seems to be going her way... at all. First days of school are just maddening. Then, she gets run over... R&R please. Kietro.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete