frinkonium
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Author has written 2 stories for Soul Calibur.

Frinkonium

(Flash-frozen at 19)

I am a physics and astronomy major from New York. Minor in art. Being able to solve problems doesn't seem to affect my ability with a brush/pencil but I often space out and lose focus on one thing or another.

Other stuff I like include archaeoastronomy, white dwarf hamsters and reading. I enjoy "The Simpsons" especially the brilliant John Frink (the discoverer of Frinkonium, the 8 month after pill, professor at the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology) anything related to Tolkien and video games (Legend of Zelda, Soul Calibur, Pokemon). I do like Harry Potter like a lot of people, but I've never been interested in the fandom. And any of my preferred academic and non-academic activities.

No flaming or spamming please! If you have something against me, we'll settle this like physicists/astronomers. A battle of the nerds. My weapons of choice are Excel spreadsheets, rows of ridiculously large numbers and photometry data.

I have a LJ account (elbarto252) where I occasionally put things that don't belong in any other social or media site. This includes commentary on fics and some short one shots. My deviant art hasn't been updated in a while mainly because I don't have a good version of photoshop on this new computer but I do have Painter. I'm working on a series right now, the Fairy Springs of Twilight Princess. Faron Spring's the only finished one so far. Even rarer on deviant art are Soul Calibur fanart. I prefer scenery to portraits though I'm not bad in either. Portraits are just more disastrous to get wrong so that's why I'm more hesitant to put those up.

Stuff I write

Bitter Frost

Main characters: Siegfried, Hildegard von Krone

Currently working on Chapter 4.

(Title tentative)

Main characters: Margaret, Siegfried, Frederick Schtauffen

A fic involving the Schtauffen family, revolving around Margaret. I am having a hard time determining the nature of the characters' relationships, but I hope to get the first chapter done by the end of the year, with all the cheesiness out, I hope. Surprisingly the last chapter's already been written since 2008 and is only going to be edited at this point (past revisions, yay!). Since Margaret isn't known by more than her name, the character is virtually created (be warned!). This fic is meant to be an alternate of Bitter Frost, not a parallel. I'm going to be vague on this one...

I'm really outdated, but here are some fics I recommend to those that who aren't scared of the English language and how long its stories can be. Most of these are listed in my favorites if they are ffnet. Will continue updating when I have time.

Flawed and Fair (Tehta)

Slash warning! Stars two minor characters of the Silmarillion, whose epicness is explored further in The Book of Lost Tales (History of Middle-earth, part 1) and Unfinished Tales of Numenor and Middle-earth. I don't think they're even mention together in the story, except when you learn of their titles. Ecthelion is the homophobic Lord of the Fountains who has "unnatural" desires for his comrade Glorfindel, the carefree, more admired Lord of the Golden Flower. Both of them are sent as escorts to the King's sister in a journey...hilarity, relentless innuendo and badly controlled emotions ensue. I'm reading it 3 years later and I still laugh. Henneth-Annun has the best version of this story to date, as it includes additional author's notes and a hilarious summary.

Under the Curse (finch) Only on Henneth-Annun, not ffnet

A darker slash involving the slashiest couple in Tolkien, Maedhros and Fingon. Themes from the Bible and Inferno are here so be warned...not the lighthearted yaoi commonplace, and also includes a lot of thoughts about life, human nature and love. This shows the events of the First Age through Fingon's eyes, and his visions after his death in Arda. I nearly cried reading the ending to this one...

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Fortitude by Ingie reviews
Nearly fifteen years after Ocarina of Time, Link and Zelda struggle to preserve political peace after their controversial marriage. But when disaster strikes, Zelda finds herself facing far more than political turmoil...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 288,472 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Through Time and Back by Icy Cake reviews
Poor Link and Siegfried. When their swords collided in battle, both opposing energies of their blades have created a time void that had sucked them in and spat them out ten years younger... How will they ever return back to normal? Under major revision. Done up to chapter 18.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 334,235 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Link, Siegfried, Nightmare, Lizardman - Complete
Legend by Pam t3h Spam reviews
Reincarnation, repetition, redemption: generation after generation, century after century, the princess is always the same. ZELDA-CENTRIC, some ZxL.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Calibur Arcana by terabient reviews
A collection of one-shots, using the Major and Minor Arcana of the Tarot deck as themes. Currently: Six of Cups - Siegfried, Sarya and the Schwarzwind.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2009
Room For A Queen? by PSI-Triforce reviews
When Zelda is forced to become Queen, it isn't long before her inexperience turns people against her. Fleeing Hyrule Castle for her own safety, she finds a friend willing to let her stay with him. ZeldaxLink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,123 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Zelda, Link
a father and his child by terabient reviews
Raphael, Siegfried, and six meetings: five times they crossed blades, and the one time they did not. :for the meme of five; complete:
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,412 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Raphael, Siegfried - Complete
Strange Fortunes by Tehta reviews
Gondolin is at peace, and yet several of its citizens harbour resentments, ambitions, and unnatural desires. Much will be revealed in this comedy of errors starring Maeglin, Salgant, Glorfindel and Ecthelion. Slash, theoretical het. NEW: COMPLETE
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,068 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2006 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Complete
The Quick and the Dead by Tehta reviews
Months have passed since the Nirnaeth, but Glorfindel and Ecthelion are not quite over it yet. Contains dark themes, humour, and slash, all mixed together pretty evenly, I hope.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Still Waters by Ellfine reviews
An evening in Tirion like too many in the life of Fingolfin’s wife Anairë after the departure of her husband and children for Middle Earth. Takes place before the rising of the sun and the moon.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Complete
Tarnished Silver by Amberle Elessedil reviews
There are those who say that Link ruined Zelda, blackened her purity and broke her heart, intoxicating her on the poison of his love...there are some stories you don't tell to your children. LinkZelda Oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Flawed and Fair by Tehta reviews
When Aredhel leaves Gondolin, Ecthelion is part of her escort. During the journey, he will have to deal with Sindar, orcs, giant spiders - and his unnatural feelings for Glorfindel. Slash, spiky humour. Complete.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,257 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Complete
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Holiday Spirit reviews
Young Siegfried's unforgettable holiday, based on an alpine tradition.
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Siegfried - Complete
Bitter Frost reviews
With the shadow of his past looming over his mind, Siegfried undertakes his final journey to Ostrheinsburg. Rated for violence, language.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Siegfried