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Author has written 136 stories for Scrapped Princess, Mortal Instruments, Gintama, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Death Note, D.Gray-Man, Naruto, Heroes, Kingdom Hearts, Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece, Cowboy Bebop, Bleach, Twilight, Fairy Tail, Blood+, Lucky Star, Avatar: Last Airbender, High School Debut, Life With Derek, Final Fantasy VIII, Lovely Complex, Shugo Chara!, Tales of the Abyss, Slumdog Millionaire, Code Geass, Persona Series, Alice in Wonderland, K-ON!/けいおん!, Misc. Anime/Manga, Hot Gimmick, That '70s Show, Book Thief, Firefly, Otomen/オトメン(乙男), Eureka Seven, Gurren Lagann, Star Trek: 2009, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Tales of Vesperia, Soul Eater, Final Fantasy X-2, Tales of Symphonia, Merlin, Dogs, Glee, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Fruits Basket, AnoHana, Borgias, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Inception.

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capital offenses reviews
The one where Zelos flagrantly chats up Colette.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Colette B., Zelos W. - Complete
memento mori reviews
"You might be the best creator I've ever seen. But remember that you can never build a human. You can never build me."
Inception - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
salt and heat reviews
"What's love got to do with it?" Jack grinned, the rascal, all invitation. Elizabeth drew back her lips in an open-mouthed grimace.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
what must be done reviews
Cesare is the one who teaches Lucrezia how to lie.
Borgias - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Cesare B., Lucrezia B. - Complete
the other half reviews
And then he kisses her, because he smells like a dirty aquarium and he knows it'll gross her out. She gets lipstick all over his face.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
the cuckoo's nest reviews
It would have been easier to remember her, if she had been ugly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Trisha E., Hoenheim - Complete
slightly to the left reviews
Thing is, he worse than doesn't know she exists: he just doesn't care.
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Shirley F., Lelouch L. - Complete
she reached up reviews
You're the liar, she ought to say, You're the lie.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Lenalee Lee, Lavi - Complete
we don't want your body reviews
Anaru gets married when she's twenty-five and not ready.
AnoHana - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Anaru/Naruko A., Yukiatsu/Atsumu M. - Complete
everything in moderation reviews
Love potions are used as a plot device, Lucy learns how to instantly acquire a harem, several characters utterly embarrass themselves, and the only reason Happy isn't humping anyone's leg is because he's a cat, aye.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Lucy H. - Complete
so completely unnecessary reviews
Axel taunts, Roxas grumbles, and Kairi gets kidnapped. Again.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Roxas, Kairi - Complete
she wants it reviews
Wherein Lenalee totally does not think about Kanda in a way that is even slightly inappropriate. That would be wrong.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Lenalee Lee, Kanda Yuu - Complete
when nobody looks reviews
He had these dreams, sometimes.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Yuki S., Tohru H. - Complete
there was never enough time reviews
His kiss tasted of ashes.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
lie to me reviews
Because everybody knows that fairytales are a bit stupid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
embrace the absurdity of it all reviews
Why NOT aliens!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
barely legal reviews
Okita puts Kagura up for prostitution, and Shinpachi bullies Gintoki into doing something about it.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
shifting powers reviews
On the state of meaning nothing to a person who means everything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
and then it rained reviews
Wocky and Apollo have a brofest about how much Apollo totally DOES NOT have a thing for his maybe-probably half-sister.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Apollo J., Trucy W. - Complete
nobody wins at war reviews
Natsu presents Lucy with a cake. She is rightfully suspicious.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
home is just a starting point reviews
She needs to find a tower made of light.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Kairi, Roxas - Complete
forever isn't so long reviews
Kurt and Blaine have coffee, do The Hand Thing, and talk about pop idols like the classy gay boys they are.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
a difficult job reviews
It is absurdly difficult to interview a girl who keeps on talking about how in love with her brother she is.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Ikuto T., Utau H. - Complete
exactly as planned reviews
It's pretty funny to see a tough guy getting pushed around by a snappy midget.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
so much potential reviews
Because nobody ships like Badou ships.
Dogs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Naoto F., Haine R. - Complete
purposefully misleading reviews
In which Arthur totally gets into Merlin's pants. Take it as you will.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
the crumbling eyes reviews
He grips her hand. Their bones grind together, as close as they can get. "Always."
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2011 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
against everything natural reviews
In which Hermione totally goes there, and transforms Draco's "Little Malfoy" into an umbrella.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
sordid behavior reviews
Nami's mean, Zoro likes it, leashes are involved.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
the soulsearching people reviews
Do you want to sleep with me or not!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Zelos W., Sheena F. - Complete
completely inappropriate reviews
Hey, might as well just get it over with.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Gippal, Rikku - Complete
the meaning of trauma reviews
There was a burn on her soul.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
totally uncalled for reviews
So it kind of sucks when your little sister starts conquering Europe by exploiting the effect her breasts have on men.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Belgium, Netherlands - Complete
in front of the children reviews
Gray and Lucy watch porn. And take notes.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
leveling the odds reviews
Because Flynn is enough of a square to cock-block himself.
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Estellise H., Flynn S. - Complete
dead kingdoms reviews
But how is she to define malice?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
somewhere, in space reviews
Mr. Leonard! I don't think I'm old enough to be watching this!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
perpendicular lines reviews
Yoko meets a Kamina from a parallel world. The only problem is that where he’s from, she’s the one who died. — YokoKamina
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Yoko L., Kamina - Complete
how to break a human reviews
And she doesn’t look at him the way he thinks he looks at her. — HollandTalho
Eureka Seven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Holland, Talho - Complete
mrs man reviews
Because writing your best friend as a girl and then adding yourself to the story is perfectly normal. Seriously. — JutaAsuka
Otomen/オトメン(乙男) - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Asuka M., Tachibana J. - Complete
the furry and the fierce reviews
Jayne and River. But you know what would make it even better? Kittens.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2009 - River, Jayne - Complete
the frozen war reviews
It’s funny that the things she remembers most easily are the things that are painful. It’s funny that he has to run his hands up and down his chest, counting his ribs, because he can’t remember if the Nazi’s took those too. — Max, Liesel
Book Thief - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Liesel M., Max V. - Complete
just pretending reviews
Riku doesn’t like it when she draws Kairi. — RikuNaminé
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naminé, Riku - Complete
creative problem solving reviews
Very funny, class. Now tell me which one of you turned in marijuana for your science project. — DonnaHyde
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Donna P., Steven H. - Complete
worst kind of sin reviews
Because the sickest part of it is that none of them are brave enough to fix anything. — Hatsumi, Shinogu, Azusa
Hot Gimmick - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Hatsumi, Shinogu - Complete
like poison reviews
I couldn’t hurt you if I tried. He loved you down to his marrow. — EnvyWinry
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Envy, Winry R. - Complete
consumption of alcohol or otherwise reviews
Kanda, why are you wearing clothes? — KandaLenaleeLavi
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
meet my stalkers reviews
Loser. I hope your ship crashes into Uranus. — KaguraOkita
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
feminine wiles reviews
There could be only one explanation for why Zoro kept on dreaming about Nami: she was obviously brainwashing his subconscious. — ZoroNami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
electron conspiracy reviews
You ever had a one night stand? You ever had your one night stand end up on the cover of People magazine? — ZukoKatara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
timed collision reviews
Ann Cassandra. “Happy birthday,” she says, at the same time he asks, “Would you marry me?” — BekkuBanjou
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
bee eff effs reviews
Azusa rushed forwards, catching her sempai mid-faint. — Azusa, Mio, Yui
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Azusa N., Mio A. - Complete
valued white lies reviews
The whole fat world’s a naked model posing for a treasure map, flaws dolled up by X’s. — Cheshire Cat
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Cheshire Cat - Complete
the unsecret admirer reviews
Persona 4. “It would seem that my son has been confined to the toilet for the next several hours.” — YukikoKanji
Persona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Kanji T., Yukiko A. - Complete
in the company of men reviews
She attempted to pin him with a reproving look. It didn’t work in the slightest. — Cross, Lenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Cross Marian, Lenalee Lee - Complete
black roses in her hair reviews
For Keely. The thing about a message in a bottle is that you don’t have to expect a reply. — ErzaJeral
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
of greatness reviews
Her job is to last with him, right until the end. — KallenLelouch
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Kallen S., Lelouch L. - Complete
now for the rebuttal reviews
And when it is time to fight once again, I shall be there. — FullePacifica
Scrapped Princess - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
nostradamus reviews
The funny thing is that is doesn’t matter, they still can’t get it right. — ErzaJeral, AU
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
early and love birds reviews
Loki, stop seducing girls when they’re half asleep. It’s not nice. — LokiLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
faith measured in razors reviews
The trick is not breathing. — SalimLatika
Slumdog Millionaire - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Latika, Salim M. - Complete
reading the mood reviews
Your existence continues to insult me. — DracoHermoine
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
exclamations of the irate reviews
In which Asch keeps a diary. Between pining over Natalia, key-smashing over Luke, and moping over the injustice of it all, he might actually manage to get something done. Also, Guy may or may not be trying to kill him. — AschNatalia, GuyNatalia
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Asch, Natalia - Complete
the family we choose reviews
Oh yes, punish us Erza! Punish us!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Erza S., Natsu D. - Complete
runaway bride reviews
In which Okita does the courting, Gintoki fails to be protective and overbearing, Kagura takes matters into her own hands, and Shinpachi is disgusted with the lot of them.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
take me to the riot reviews
It doesn’t get any better than this. — MattMisa
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Matt, Misa A. - Complete
and don't forget the birth control reviews
In which Orihime tries to return Ichigo’s math notes, and somehow ends up getting him pregnant. Or at least, that’s what his father thinks.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Ichigo K., Love A. - Complete
a time and a place reviews
Run Gray, run!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Juvia L., Gray F. - Complete
the tropic of cancer reviews
Because all good men must wear body glitter to impress the ladies, even if Natsu’s convinced it causes cancer. — LucyLoki
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
my sweetheart gives me bruises reviews
The foolproof method to dating: arrest all the competition. — OkitaKagura
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
the standard for homicide reviews
Aquarius puts up with a lot of crap. She DOES NOT need Lucy writing off her bad behavior as PMS. Seriously. That's just going too far.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Aquarius, Lucy H. - Complete
and a ring around my neck reviews
No one woos like Loki woos. Here’s a hint: he’s got a tattoo on his butt. — LucyLoki
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
nearing detonation reviews
In which three unstable relationships pretend to be steadier than the others. — RoxasKairiAxel
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Kairi, Axel - Complete
a standard for beauty reviews
In China, women married rich so that they could afford to be carried. — LaviLenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Lenalee Lee, Lavi - Complete
attack of the body snatchers reviews
In which Derek does the unthinkable and stops trying to win Casey over with fourth grade tactics. Casey is understandably calling for a restraining order. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
of the finer details reviews
He traces her face as a reward to himself for good behavior, and lets himself back out the window. — AmuIkuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
over the fence reviews
It's a bra, Gray. Stop using it like it's a noose, you dork. It's not THAT difficult to put on! — ErzaGray
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Erza S., Gray F. - Complete
a matter of weight ratio reviews
Because at some point in time, every girl thinks she’s fat. Risa just happens to do so in the loudest manner she can possibly achieve. — OtaniRisa
Lovely Complex - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
where the sun and earth meet reviews
Of all the people to be engaged to, why was he stuck with someone so squeaky! — LucyGazille
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Gajeel R., Lucy H. - Complete
he said, she said reviews
In which Gazille hates everything, Gray is given unnecessary CPR by fifteen different girls, Levi has a dirty mind, Kana is aghast, Happy keeps on turning into Lucy, Natsu asks Lucy out, Mirajane keeps dumping water on Luxus, and Lucy is on the warpath.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
the need for sound reviews
It's not stalking! It's just a very concentrated, obsessive form of adoration and...oh, shut up. — LluviaGray
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Juvia L., Gray F. - Complete
a pair of jokers reviews
Squall and strip poker do not mix.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Rinoa H., Squall L. - Complete
like slow motion reviews
In which Lucy goes home, gets married, and invariably comes straight back to where she belongs. AU, obviously.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
naughty or nice? reviews
Ah, unicorn hunts; the nets, the unicorns, the blushing virgins…wait, blushing virgins? Where the heck are we supposed to find one of those?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
star crossed lovers reviews
So, you mind teaching my how to seduce a guy?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
curtain call reviews
Live a little dangerously. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
in an orderly fashion reviews
In which four people are stuck in a closet. Lucy fumes, Loki leers, Natsu sets things on fire, and Gray just wishes someone would kiss Lucy so they could all get out. Oh, and Happy is an evil genius. That too.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
spice it up reviews
There are several totally innocent and plausible reasons for why Natsu's taking Lucy's shirt off. Take your pick. — LucyNatsu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
fearsome fetish reviews
You know those stories where Sasuke gets turned into a kitten? This is one of those stories where Sakura gets turned into a bug. — SasukeSakuraItachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
memories once forgotten reviews
Even Sasuke must have had baby pictures. — SasukeSakura, implied SakuraItachi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
bermuda triangle reviews
Luffy in hungry, Nami is pissed, Zoro and Sanji are still fighting, and Usopp has reportedly slept with a thousand mermaids. I mean, a million.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Nami, Luffy - Complete
king of kings reviews
In an attempt to reclaim his lost status, Gray challenges Lucy to a duel. Or he tries to, anyways. It’d help if Natsu and Erza could shut up for a second.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
icing on the cake reviews
It turns out that Kanda bakes. Sort of. — KandaLenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Lenalee Lee, Kanda Yuu - Complete
between the nowhere reviews
Hinata, failure, and glasses of water.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Hinata H. - Complete
knight in shining armor reviews
This role reversal was embarrassing, really. — HarunaYoh
High School Debut - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
airborne acrobatics reviews
In which Toph is manipulative, Aang is half asleep, and Zuko is naked. As always.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Toph, Aang - Complete
the world ends with you reviews
Erza hates herself for never giving up. It figures that he’d have figured out a way to escape death. — ErzaJeral
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Jellal F./Siegrain, Erza S. - Complete
domestic invasion reviews
Lucy is somewhat less than pleased. Actually, Lucy is going to kill every last one of them, and slowly. Especially Gray, who took over her shower.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
the spaces between reviews
The question is, would she really have sold the camera? — OkamuraMao
Blood+ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Mao, Okamura - Complete
friends with benefits reviews
Apparently, the magazine industry knew Lucy was dating Natsu before Lucy did. — LucyNatsu
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
running in reverse reviews
It took her about three seconds to figure he was an idiot. — ErzaGray
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Erza S., Gray F. - Complete
bomb digger reviews
Konata, Kagami, and Tsukasa discuss minesweeper. Konata’s version has secret dungeons and special items.
Lucky Star - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
double dip reviews
He thinks she’s a little bit irrational. — OkamuraMao
Blood+ - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Mao, Okamura - Complete
darling and diabolical reviews
Lucy is by far the cutest girl he knows, and Gray is deeply suspicious. — GrayLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
in the sky with diamonds reviews
It’s so cute when she’s in such obvious and blatant denial. — LucyLoki
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
gratuitous violence reviews
Lucy’s not a guy, so Erza can’t bond with her over the usual things. You know, like meat and violent movies and ‘art’ that is really just soft core porn.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Erza S., Lucy H. - Complete
the trials of jacob reviews
Has anyone else noticed the similarities between vampires and cannibals?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
for you, it's free reviews
Epic battles do not allow ‘time outs!’ — GrimmjawOrihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
the pheonix rises from the ashes reviews
You will lose everything. — SakuraSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
lipstick collared kisses reviews
Spike has put up with her hogging the bathroom. He has suffered through her eating his food. He has endured sharing the television. But when Faye brings a man back to the Bebop, things have gone far enough. — FayeSpike
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Faye V., Spike S. - Complete
on the makings of a serial killer reviews
There is simply no way to avoid the fact that most rowboats don’t have bathrooms. — Nami, Luffy, Zoro
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
world domination in thirty days and fifty minutes reviews
Is it better to die with your friends, or live on without them? — EnvyWinry
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Envy, Winry R. - Complete
dancing for rain reviews
Kanda, on heels and rain and Lenalee and the common language of beauty. — KandaLenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
happy birthday reviews
Just because he got his girlfriend socks for her birthday does not mean that Neji is socially awkward. Well, he is. But he actually has a good reason this time. — NejiSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
dreamscape reviews
Are you still the same person when you live another life? Do you love the same people? Do you even know them? — NejiSakura AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
pitfalls of perfection reviews
My name is Marianna Anastasia Rinslet Ysabell Summer Underground Empress. But you can call me Mary Sue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
grey areas reviews
Kira doesn’t always kill for justice. — MisaL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Misa A., L - Complete
four golden days reviews
Olette falls in love with all the people who’ll leave. — OletteRoxas, OletteKairi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Olette, Kairi - Complete
edge of eternity reviews
Peter never catches her, but he does stop before they hit. And sometimes Claire wonders if maybe, she’d like to keep going. — PeterClaire
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Claire B., Peter P. - Complete
fluff reviews
Sakura is finally in a happy relationship, all set out for her happy ending. Tenten is horrified.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Tenten, Sakura H. - Complete
constant vigilence reviews
What do you mean; I have to wait until he’s eighteen? — LightMisaL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Misa A., L - Complete
universally dispised reviews
You can preach your equality, but really, you’re all hoping I fail. — Hanabi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Hanabi H. - Complete
fight for another's dream reviews
You cannot understand the savage joy of a fight, the strength in muscles cheated young. — Tsunade
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
the talk reviews
Where do babies come from? — GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
hold me reviews
Temari! Gaara just touched a girl! — GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
no yesterdays reviews
The Noah is a family of black elegance and spider-web lace. She doesn't belong. — TykiLenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
love shack reviews
It was only a matter of time before Sakura snapped and fed Sasuke drugs to make him horny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
highly explosive reviews
Because talking to Lavi and Allen about girls and where they rank on the hotness scale was TOTALLY on Kanda's to-do list. Really.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
dutiful reviews
Kagura and Okita continue to beat on each other, Hijikata is not amused, Gintoki slacks off, and Shinpachi worries over repair costs.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
supahsweet reviews
L and Misa climb a fence. Don't laugh, it's hard in a skirt! — MisaL
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
protector reviews
Sesshomaru attempts to hire Kagome as a babysitter. Cue the screaming.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
ideal reviews
You might as well have named them Romeo and Juliet, you dolt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
hawt reviews
Kagome's friends find a picture of Miroku. They really, really, REALLY approve. — KagomeMiroku
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Kagome H., Miroku - Complete
casualties optional reviews
And all she wanted was to take her pet alien for a walk. — OkitaKagura
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
alternative reviews
You get the whiteout, I'll get the birth certificates. — JaceClary
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
failed hero reviews
Once upon a time, there was a girl who died. He was waiting. — FullePacifica
Scrapped Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete