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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Song of the Lioness, Justice League, and Fairy Tales.
hey everyone! the names DaggerMutt!
Gender:Does it really matter?
Nickname: D.M. Loopy, Bubbles, and also why-is-she-biting-me?, Lou, Monkey, PassionFruit
. : what i like : .
reading (love the escape)
purple (favorite color)
animals (of all kind)
music (calms me)
daydreaming (again i love the escape)
anime (THE BEST INVENTION EVER)
tech (i am nothing without my laptop!)
wide open spaces (i like the feel of not being cramped in)
. : what i dislike/hate : .
judgemental people (if your not a offical judge and i didn't murder anyone stay out my face)
rude people (just don't like them)
vain people (because i don't look in the mirror as many times as you doesn't mean i am not pretty)
people who abuses others ( it takes a cruel person to watch someone cry and smile in their face)
Homophobes(Come back and tell me how you feel when someone tells you that the way you love is demonic.)
. : about me : .
"i can be very random at times. it depends on my mood or how my day went; i am a very nice person sometime to nice. i can be very shy when i don't know you that well, i rather listen than talk sometimes. i can be very mean when aggravated because i am not one to take the same beating twice from the ame person; i have been known to be violent when i am upset."
"i acually have another--
is it my turn to talk now?!
"go ahead matches. this is matches; my co-person. even though he's a guy."
i am the oppisite of D.M over there. i take nothing from no one and i can't read more than two pages without getting board ( D.M: that's on a good day). i have been known to be a little rash to some people but D.M . don't get in my face i won't be in yours.
"good boy. i don't care if my story sucks. you can leave flames as long as you give a good reason as to why you didn't like it. i won't understand others that just says how bad i am at writing stories." but if it's bad enough I will write you back and tell you how sucky you are!
"don't get worked up matches." pets his head
relaxes and purrs
what? i am a cat! blushes "other than all of that go nutts! send messages and everything!"
"and Expect one-shots and everything becuase I get ideas in the middle of the night when i am sleeping, so i'll make sure they can come to life!"
another thing, I support Homosexuals.
I think that if a man and a woman can marry after three years of dating, i think to men--or two woman-- can marry after 10 years of dating.
GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELFS.
. : fav anime : .
Yu Yu hakusho
. : fav anime characters : .
naruto, kiba, shikamaru, kakashi, hinata, garra, and ten-ten
L, matsuda, near, mello, matt, and watari
edward, envy, wrath, al, roy, and riza
YU YU HAKUSHO:
yusuke, kurama, hiei, jin, touya, chuu, riku, shishi, kuwabara, yukina, and botan
. : Fav series : .
TWILIGHT (I LOVE JACOB AND EDWARD, SO I WILL MAKE SLASH WITH THEM AND OC'S AND THEM TOGETHER!!)
. : personals : .
A POEM I FOUND ON ANOTHER'S PAGE. PLEASE POST IT!
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I was better
I wish i weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all,
Or else i'm locked up
All day long
When I am awake I am alone
The house is dark
My folks arn't home
When mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
so maybe i'll just get
one whipping tonight
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From charlie's bar
i hear him curse
my name is called
i press myself
agaisnt the wall.
i try to hide
from his evil eyes
i am so afriad now
i am starign to cry
he finds me weeping
calls me ugly words,
he says it's my fauly
he suffers at work
he slaps and hits me
yells at me more
i finally get free
and run to the door.
he's already locked it
i start to bawl
he takes me throws me
agasint the hard wall
i fall to the floor
with my bones nearly broken
and my daddy continues
with more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!" i scream
but it's now to late
his face has ben twisted
into a unimaginable shape
the hurt and the pain
again and again
O please god, have mercy!
O please let it end!
and he finally stops
and heads for the door
while i lay there motionless
brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
i am three
tonight my daddy
and you can help
sickens me top soul
and if you don't read this
and don't pass it on,
i pray for your fogiveness
beacuse you would have to be
one haeartless person not to be effected
by this poem
and because you are effected
do something about it!
so all i ask you
is to pass it on!
IF YOU ARE AGAISNT CHILD ABUSE REPOST THIS!!
This is damn important.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Post this on your page if you support homosexuals and think people need to get over themselves and realize that those that like the same sex are people too.
Try Not To Cry
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
you know you live in 2008 when...
1.)you accidently enter your password on a microwave.
2.)you haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.)the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screename or a myspace
4.)you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) your goal in life is to make an abriged series, but your too lazy to get the equiptment
7.)as you read this list, you keep nodding and smiling.
8.)as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.)you scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.)now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.)put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. :3
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend):
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your
If you are totally in love with Jacob Black and/or Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If whenever you hear the name Jacob and/or Edward, you start screaming and throw a fit because you like them so much and people start staring at you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have every wanted to just SLAP someone for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If when you have a child, you are considering naming him Jacob or Edward, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than consecutive five minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
Death of an Innocent
I went to a party, Mom,
25 Signs You Are Obsessed With Twilight
1. You get excited every time you see a Volvo, whether it's gray or not.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, KunoichiKagi,fallen tenshi412,Mangafan13, DaggerMutt
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starchip13, Wistful-Dreamer,DaggerMutt
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you ever pimp slapped an annoying classmate, put this in your profile.
If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile
If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff (if someone else touches it they die kinda obsessive) copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, put this in your profile.
...(I have the ones that apply to me in bold)...
I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLOND so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex tape
I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHIRSTIAN so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm DEMOCRAT so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK so I MUST do drugs
I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be goth or Emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I LIKE VAMPIRES so I MUST be a Gothic freak
I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN do I MUST have a "big one"
I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russian's roll
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too
I'm BRAZILIAN so I MUST have a big butt
I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly... or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool aid
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I like to bounce between some styles, and even though they're similar, it means I MUST be a POSER
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus wuz a brotha
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE so I MUST be a loser
I'm OVERWEIGHT so I MUST have problems with self control
I'm PREPPY so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG so I MUST be naive
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY so I MUST be a spoiled brat
I'm BLACK so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY so I MUST have a small penis
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER so I MUST be gay
I'm a PREP so I MUST be rich
I don't LIKE THE SUN so I MUST be albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy so I MUST be Emo
I couldn't hurt a FLY so I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS so I MUST fit in with everyone
I HANG OUT with teenage drinkers and smokers so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT so I MUST think little of those who don't
I have a DIFFERENT sense of humor so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch
I wear TIGHT CLOTHES so I MUST be a whore
I'm a NUDIST so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I read COMICS so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm GOTH so I MUST be a satanist
I like to DANCE so I MUST want to show off my body and screw everyone in the club
I'm a CROSSDRESSER so I MUST be a homosexual
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I'm a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH/READ PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER so I MUST be Emo
I'm CANADIAN so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I'm a GUY so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend
I'm CANADIAN so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED so I MUST be on Welfare
I laugh at MYSELF so I MUST have low self-esteem
I'm a FEMINIST so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on earth
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have a stereotype
I WEAR a big sun hat when I go outside so I MUST be stupid
I like BLOOD so I MUST be a vampire
I'm ALBINO so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer
I'm ENGLISH so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I'm WHITE so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on this planet: past, present, and future
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST steal, lie, and cheat
I don't like YAOI or YURI so I MUST be a homophobe
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE so I MUST be against abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every girl I see
I like CARTOONS so I MUST be irresponsible
I like READING so I MUST be a loner
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be wrong or misguided
I'm WICCAN so I MUST be a Satanist
I DISAGREE with my government so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm a WITCH so I MUST be an old hag and fly around on a broomstick
I love YAOI so I MUST be gay
I'm a PERSON so I MUST be labeled
I DON'T CURSE so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be mean
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go on the INTERNET so I MUST have no social life
I go to RENFAIRS so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I MUST be after every straight guy around
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love MARCHING BAND so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE so I MUST have no life
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have no clue
I have Plot Bunny Syndrome. If you have PBS please copy and paste this in your profile.
The signs and symptoms of PBS include:
Random and Sudden Plot Bunnies.
Plot Bunnies that will not leave you alone.
Rapid breeding Plot Bunnies. ( You recieve a plot bunny that spawns another, and another, and another... you get it.)
Interrupting story Plot Bunnies. (Don't you hate it when you're in the middle of the story and then you get a plot bunny for a completely different story?)
Related Plot Bunnies and/or Unrelated Plot Bunnies
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.
If you are a yaoi fan/fangirl/fanboy , paste this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever crashed into a wall, then noticed that it was a wall then still apologized, copy/paste this onto your profile If you think Nate "Near" River is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been called eccentric/enigmatic copy/paste this onto your profile
If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever crashed into a wall, then noticed that it was a wall then still apologized, copy/paste this onto your profile
If you think Nate "Near" River is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been called eccentric/enigmatic copy/paste this onto your profile
The stories i am working on is:
"You'll be safe"
"Kibble and Meow Mix"
"You're a what?!"
"You can always run to me"
these stories are very important to me, so please review.
The reason why I write Yaoi and slash is because so many people in the world believe that same gender relationships are wrong.
I myself like the opposite gender. But if a man and a woman who hate each other get married, why not two men who loves each other can't get married.
I beg of you people, don't be mean to others becuase they think diffrently. I had enough of that, I am called weird because I rather read books and write in gym rather than hip-roll or pop.
Be smart people, Be weird, Be yourself, because at the end of the day, that's all you can be.
If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with TWILIGHT fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile
If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..
If you have ever fallen over and called it a "Bella Moment", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.
If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.