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Joined 02-03-08, id: 1491950, Profile Updated: 08-07-13
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, and Twilight.

Name: Amy.

Sex: Female.

Age: Legal.

Likes: Writing, listening to music, people-watching, solitude.

Dislikes: Pressure, negativity, cliches, noise, arguments.

UPDATE(S)!

8/7/13

Okay, readers of mine, I am officially back! :D Inspiration has finally struck on my story F A T! Expect an update soon! :) I will finish this story. It will not go to the graveyard of stupid stories - this story will change lives, warm hearts, and bring tears to the emotionless. Srsly, u guise, I'm gonna update. Finally! After a fucking year. How disappointing. -_- Haha.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

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Life Changes And We With It by scratched reviews
Moving to a new school is tough, but this time it's going to be a real challenge for Naruto. Why? because there's something seriously strange about this school. Many surprises await. AU Boarding school. SasuNaru. Rated for language among other things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,197 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Werewolves in Yellowstone? by Chidorimokutonaria reviews
Kimberly Anna Zo, better known as Kim, is an avid fan of Twilight. Always having favored Jacob just a little over Edward, she one day is smacked in the face with a very harsh reality. Jacob. Black. Is. Real.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,412 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Jacob
Naruto, You're Not Pregnant! by Jelp reviews
So men can walk on water, spit fireballs out of their mouths, house demons, and summon large animals out of no where and no one finds that odd, but for a man to get pregnant isn't possible...Naruto mumbled to himself. Sasuke/Naruto Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,960 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You Are My Perfect Secretary by OhHowFluffyYouAre reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is the perfect secretary. He is able to handle anything and any boss. That is until he meets Director Uzumaki Naruto. NaruHarem and eventually NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,286 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Voodoo no Jutsu by Chiyume reviews
Naruto discovers the somewhat interesting things one can do to a certain Uchiha Sasuke with a voodoo-doll... NaruSasuNaru, YAOI, rated M for later chapters. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,331 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mate by Lifeless Eyes reviews
“Actually I do. For the sole fact,” he paused his eyes beginning to bleed red in the dimly lit room, he leaned close casting warm air on Sasuke’s ear, “you’re mine.” Naru/Sasu M/M Rating may change
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Coming Clean by can't.save.this.sinking.ship reviews
COMPLETE. Harry and Draco's purely sexual relationship is unexpectedly brought into public light at Hogwarts, setting forth a series of consequences that neither of them could have ever predicted. Harry/Draco, Blaise/Seamus, slash, angst
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,879 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Why A Human? by Brie92 reviews
Itachi brings home a new slave that catches Sasuke's attention. But Itachi isn't one that likes to share his toys. Sasuke, though, can't just sit back and watch his brother torture the poor slave. He has to take matters into his own hands. SxN forced-IxN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,959 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Battle of the Semes by xXCabbageXx reviews
When the top model Sasuke has to work with the awarded "most delectable uke", he falls and he falls hard. But what about all the other semes after the blond? AU SasuNaru Adopted by Echo Uchiha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,125 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hurt, Cope, Heal by can't.save.this.sinking.ship reviews
COMP. Sasuke's a successful lawyer whose lover Naruto has just been through a trauma. Naruto is taking his time working through it, but Sasuke would prefer he just get over it. Together they must learn to deal with the past before it becomes their future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,928 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Studies and HalfMelodies by fowl68 reviews
You’re the tutor?” Naruto's grin was full-fledged now. “So what was it you needed help on?” Smart!NaruSasu For freexflyer
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,384 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Meet The Uchihas by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,141 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sinister Infatuation by ItoshiiHiito reviews
They say pale is the new tan. Uchiha Sasuke is a normal teenage heartthrob, so they think. Uzumaki Naruto finds out that Uchiha Sasuke has many more secrets than he assumed... Naruto x Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
In his dreams! by artist-chan reviews
Naruto's art has always been called amazing... what happens when a dark-haired stranger says differently?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eat Your Vegetables by abigold3 reviews
It has been 70 years since Bella first came to Forks. What will happen when the Cullen's return to Forks High School this time with Bella, Nessie and Jake? And what will the natives think when Edward and Bella scold Nessie for not finishing her vegetables
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella
Love Letters by Rewind.Replay.Repeat reviews
Naruto wants to earn money. But instead of getting a job he decides to charge the girls of his school money for every love letter they want for him to give to Sasuke; his roommate. Everything goes fine until Naruto gets a love letter of his own. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Badluck by kana 4 reviews
Naruto meets meets the most popular guy at school,Sasuke Uchiha,dumps a sundae on him, and accidentally kisses him. Now Sasuke wants Naruto to go out with him for taking his first kiss! Sasunaru, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Snow by MrsRuebeusHagridDursley reviews
Sasuke hates the snow, but Naruto loves it. Can Naruto convinve Sasuke to enjoy the snow too? Yaoi, and slight suggestive moments. Short and fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twas the Night Before Chirstmas by Sekaya93 reviews
When Sasuke has to read to some kids for a grade and Naruto comes along...it could end VERY badly! This is a parody of a Jeff Dunham skit ...I own NOTHING!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pool Boy by BlackyChan3 reviews
Naruto finally find the right job, as a pool boy, for none other then the uchiha brothers. soon he finds out both brothers want him... what's he going to do? SasuNaru ItaNaru ItaSasuNaru, GaaNaru SasuNaruGaa, contains uchihacest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Oh, Those Crazy Cullens by bradensmama reviews
Yet another AIM conversation. Sucky summary on our part. This has been written by two best friends. Enjoy! Artichokie&Squirt Formally recognised as meloveUlongtime!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,787 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008
Shoot Me by xxUchihacest reviews
AU; Naru/Sasu. Naruto is a leading photographer who sleeps with models, no strings attached. He meets Japan's top model Uchiha Sasuke and wants him, but gets rejected, and as Naruto pursues him, he does the unthinkable...he falls in love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Very Good Bus Ride by TsukiHokori121 reviews
“Yes, you are. You blush prettily, you smile prettily…everything you do is pretty…the way you groan, the way you gasp…the way you try to hold back moans when I touch you here.” Naruto has fun with Sasuke on a hot bus. Pissed Sasuke!Horny Naruto! A/U
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bright by AozoraNoShita reviews
Short, cliche one-shot. Sasuke knows a great place to look at the stars. Naruto knows how to dance. FLUFF. Sasunaru. Awww.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Be Patient Sasuke! by Shounen-Ai reviews
Sasuke is dragged off to the beach and waits impatiently for a undesirable gift. Soon, Sasuke finds out that patience is pure gold and undesirable gifts may actually be desirable. /SasuNaru/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pillow Swap by taro-sama reviews
Sasuke's jealous - over a pillow! Naruto must have something to do with it... sasunaru itakisa for pure crack XD Based on a really cute doujinshi called 'Pillow Time'. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nessie's Seventh by nyomnyomchan reviews
Every year at her birthday party, Nessie performs a song she herself composes. But this year is different. She is almost fully mature and finds herself falling for her best friend Jacob. JacobxRenesmee. My first fanfic. One of the first JxR on FF. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Romeo Romeo, take me to the ball by Midesko reviews
Ben has a bad day and now he's got Kevin down on his front lawn trying to get him to leave his house when he's grounded. BeVin M for hot lemon. Made for Cupid's Reign, here's your one-shot! Don't like Ben/Kevin? Then don't read... now partially beta'd
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
Branded by tsukitaiyo reviews
Sasuke is a tormented vampire living in a world of lies where Itachi has him trapped. He never thought that things would change until he met someone more troubled than himself. Though the secrets he holds could harm them both. SasuNaru,Uchihacest,others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,822 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wrong Number by Zrina reviews
Kiba finally convinces Naruto to call Sakura to tell her how he really feels. Unfortunately, it isn't who he thinks it is on the other end of the line. NaruSasuNaru YAOI, Lemon M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,958 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
On His Hands and Knees by Makayla reviews
A little something in minor protest against all the conventional smut. NaruSasu, with some disregard of canon. It gets a little cute towards the end, but I hope you enjoy it anyway! Yaoi/PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Uncomfortable by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sleeping next to Naruto makes Sasuke uncomfortable in the most annoying ways. [SasuNaru, oneshot, yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Clocks by kawaii-kirei reviews
Whenever Sasuke would barge inside the room and kiss him, Naruto would already know what time it was. [drabble, SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Few Inches by kawaii-kirei reviews
Lately, Naruto has grown fond of milk. [SasuNaru, fluff?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Angel Costume by kawaii-kirei reviews
[SasuNaru, oneshot] In which Sasuke wears an angel costume, and Naruto has fun humiliating him until he snaps.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Oreo Cookies by kawaii-kirei reviews
[SasuNaru] 'We're done twisting, right? So now we lick.' A small drabble in which Naruto teaches Sasuke how to eat an orea cookie, and where Sasuke has trouble chasing away his perverted thoughts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What's Sex? by elloshort reviews
Little naive Naruto. Wondering what sex is hmm? Well Kakashi advises that Naruto should go to Sasuke to explain. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Warm Blankets by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sasuke and Naruto spend a night together with the storm raging outside. [SasuNaru, drabble, fluff]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sharing Space by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sasuke and Naruto find themselves stuck in a lift that was made to fit only one person. The distance of their bodies did not exceed ten inches. Of course, Sasuke would be lying if he said that a part of him did not enjoy this limited space. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Black Day by kawaii-kirei reviews
[SasuNaru, oneshot] 'What? You have a problem? Yes, I am proudly single.' Naruto glared, but in one swift movement, he found himself in Sasuke's arms with Sasuke's face dangerously close to his own. Sasuke smirked. 'Not anymore.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 132 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Story by kawaii-kirei reviews
[SasuNaru] 'What has that demented pervert done to you, my sweet, for your cheeks to be so crimson as fresh roses in spring' Ah, what better story to listen to other than Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki's love story. [oneshot, pretty much crack XD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Appreciate by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sometimes, ignoring the fact that Sasuke only appreciates things if they were involved with Naruto in any way, even Sasuke Uchiha can appreciate the smallest things. [SasuNaru, drabble]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Seafood by kawaii-kirei reviews
When Naruto first found out Sasuke's weakness with seafood, he had grinned so much with all the smugness in the world. He only found out much later that everytime he would eat seafood, Sasuke would refuse to kiss him until the next day. [SasuNaru, drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Banana Pudding by jato unit reviews
one shot . SasuNaru . The famous Uchiha recipie for banana pudding: add a cup of special pudding mix, a cup of bananas, and a cup of milk. Stir until thick and creamy. Refrigerate. Then serve with a dash of Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
To Show Love by kawaii-kirei reviews
Ten ways on how Sasuke shows his love. [SasuNaru, fluff, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Comets and Wishes by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sasuke did not believe in wishes. [SasuNaru, short, lighthearted drabble]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Love by kawaii-kirei reviews
[oneshot] 'Why? Don't tell me that you've fallen in love with me.' Naruto would not reply, so Sasuke would continue. 'That's good, I guess... Because I've fallen in love with you too.' [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pillows by kawaii-kirei reviews
Everyone knew that Naruto Uzumaki can’t sleep without a pillow underneath his head and another one in his arms. He was one pillow short tonight, but Sasuke made a pretty good replacement. [oneshot, SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Arrogance by kawaii-kirei reviews
[two shot, complete] 'You want me. You just don't know it yet.' And Naruto, with a sudden and horrified realization, knew that Sasuke, no matter how smug and arrogant he was, was right. [SasuNaru, NaruSasu, beware for pervy thoughts. XD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pleasure, Sin and Innocence by xxpapercutxx reviews
Sasuke is a vampire looking for a meal and Naruto is an innocent boy that wants to die, both are in the same night club. Sasuke will make his wish come true. SasuNaru, ItaSasu!rape and character death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Push by kawaii-kirei reviews
[oneshot] 'Sasuke and Naruto, sitting in a tree. KISSING.' Kiba just can't let an innocent song like that be innocent forever. 'Sasuke and Naruto, hiding in a bush. Making a baby, push, push, push.' [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ideal by Starflower Sakura reviews
[Oneshot Sasuke x Naruto] Naruto didn't match the image of Sasuke's ideal.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kiss by kawaii-kirei reviews
Naruto wants to know what a kiss is and why is it so special. [ fluff!humor SasuNaru drabble ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Go To Sleep by kawaii-kirei reviews
Naruto gets locked out of his house, and just when he thought things couldn't get any worser, Sasuke stops by and sees his little predicament. [SasuNaru, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Saturdays by kawaii-kirei reviews
Naruto owns a cafe by the seaside, but there's always this guy that comes at 8 AM and leaves at 8 PM every Saturday. [SasuNaru, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Euthanasia by kawaii-kirei reviews
But it was real. Because when Sasuke opened his eyes, Naruto was still lying there. [SasuNaru, drabble, shounen ai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Marriage by kawaii-kirei reviews
Hearing the words 'I do' come out of Sasuke's mouth made everything worth it in the end, anyway. [SasuNaru, drabble]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 116 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fall by kawaii-kirei reviews
If I fall, will you catch me? [SasuNaru, drabble]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Miss Me by kawaii-kirei reviews
If you miss me, I'll miss you, too.' [SasuNaru, drabble]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Catch Me by kawaii-kirei reviews
Naruto wants to know if Sasuke will catch him. [SasuNaru, drabble]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Coffee, Tea or Me by kawaii-kirei reviews
When Sasuke refuses to eat anything, Naruto comes up with a plot. 'Coffee, tea or me' [SasuNaru, ukeish Naruto, yaoi, smut, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
1 Plus 1 Equals 3 by Shirohane reviews
Sasuke has a rather unusual reaction to Naruto's pregnancy and Naruto learns that things are not always as they seem. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cold by kawaii-kirei reviews
When Naruto sits out in the cold, Sasuke comes and joins him. [ SasuNaru, NaruSasu, small drabble of fluff ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 3,064 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
So by Shibarania reviews
So, put yourself in Uchiha Sasuke's shoes...[SasuNaru, corny humor, pervy Sasuke, and a hint of lime]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/28/2005
Don't Ask by kawaii-kirei reviews
We shouldn't ask for too much... w [SasuNaru, small drabble, shounen-ai]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2005
The Rain Falls by kawaii-kirei reviews
Under the rain, Naruto realizes he's not alone. [shounen-ai, SasuNaru, NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2004
Because of the Mistletoe by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sasuke doesn't celebrate Christmas, but nobody ever said that he couldn't have fun, right? [SasuNaru, NaruSasu, yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2004
Nobody by kawaii-kirei reviews
Naruto looks out at the horizon, and Sasuke goes in the picture. Small, fluffy SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2004
The Moon Smiled by kawaii-kirei reviews
Naruto asks some questions. SasuNaru! One-shot, 500 words. R&R, please!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Complete
Thinking Of You by kawaii-kirei reviews
What if Naruto's "Sexy No Jutsu" side comes out? XD SasuNaru! Short ficlet!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/5/2004
Wish by GinRyu-chan reviews
Sasuke's been chased by his fan-girls again, this time resulting in him hiding in a tree where people writes their wsihes. Now Naruto's been ignoring Sasuke...what could Naruto have wished for that has him avoiding Sasuke? One-Shot, Shonen-ai SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Complete
On Your Knees by Shibarania reviews
Naruto has lost a bet with Sasuke, and now must be his slave. What unearthly things will Sasuke make him do? [YAOI; sasunaru; ch. 2 UP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003
Enticing the Storm by Clay reviews
Crossing the line between love and hate. Slash -- HarryDraco (complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Spare Bedroom by Shibarania reviews
Yaoi; NaruSasu; Blanket Scenario; Uber fluff. Read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/31/2003
Bed Of Roses by Mystgirl reviews
It's their one year anniversary and Harry has a surprise for Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/12/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Making Love Sequel to Made Love by Mystgirl reviews
The sequel to Made Love. Can Harry change the way Draco feels? Rated R for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Made Love Prequel to Making Love by Mystgirl reviews
Draco and Harry spent last night together. What does it mean? Prequel to Made Making Love Rated R for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Duct Tape by Mystgirl reviews
Harry knows he loves Draco, but Draco doesn't know what love is. Can Harry show him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
I Would Die For You by Mystgirl reviews
The war is over and Draco can't understand why his lover is crying. As he looks on he remembers their love and in the end reads the piece of parchment that causes Harry's tears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
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F A T reviews
Sasuke Uchiha has always been the fat kid, the one that no one paid any attention to, who was constantly teased. He was the joke of the school. But that will all soon change when he meets a guy at this party. A hot one. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 207,428 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Untitled reviews
And… that thing he said about not wanting to be a virgin after he graduated… did he honestly trust me that much? NaruSasu. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,238 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
R U N A W A Y reviews
My heart beats faster. I lick my lips again. I suddenly don't want to hold his hand now. I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. I'm leaning towards him. And then I'm kissing him. It feels wonderful. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Silent Bridges reviews
I couldn't forgive myself for what I'd done. I messed with someone's life, someone's purity, and I felt like scum. Rape. NaruSasu in later chapters. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Edward's Fly Ride reviews
Huh..." She suddenly said, nodding in agreement. "The guys are right..." She shook her head, laughing. "Edward does have a fly ride." Pure unadulterated crack. And a weak attempt at humor. Sad, I know.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Edward - Complete
Unexpected reviews
When Sasuke left Konoha, the lingering scent of Naruto remained with him. On that same night he left, Naruto made sure he marked him as his. Six months later, Sasuke comes back and Naruto is faced with the unexpected. NaruSasu. MPreg. :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,152 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Promise reviews
Naruto is Hokage and Sasuke is a missing ninja. Need I say more? SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caught reviews
Naruto lost his favorite/lucky pair of boxers! What is he to do? Look for them, of course! I was bored. XP Major OOC-ness! You have been warned...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete